Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who had a butt plug stuck inside her and imagine a butt plug hotline you could call for help getting stuck toys removed.
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00:00don't you hate it chuck when you get your sex toy stuck in you you know how many times
00:11a british woman was left shocked and humiliated after accidentally losing a sex toy up her ass
00:18during a steamy facetime session with her now ex-boyfriend 20 year old rosie sunshine says
00:28that um she was having a a sexy video chat i bet rosie sunshine rosie sunshine yeah she decided to
00:36get a bit adventurous uh-huh so she whipped out a multi-pack of plugs you have plugs plugs the
00:45boyfriend had purchased for her she tried out the biggest one why not a three and a half inch long
00:52whopper then she heard a pop disconcerting uh-huh that's when reality hit her it hadn't fallen out
01:04it had fallen in imagine not even knowing it's in that seems impossible imagine that for a second
01:13right that doesn't that i don't even feel impossible he bought the multi-pack so yeah
01:18he didn't realize she just needed the three sizes too too big one yeah there's the um
01:26the x-ray it went deep in her she did it really got up there it's almost like so the rock would
01:33talk about how he's gonna shove stuff up your candied ass yeah sideways and shove it straight
01:37up your candied ass that's what it looks like happened to her it got turned sideways too
01:41um she said it wasn't painful no she said instead it just kind of floated off and did its own thing
01:47she tried in vain to get it out while her boyfriend was watching helplessly on facetime
01:56what a thing to have to sit through well you're probably and you probably don't mind a little
02:00fishing around back there right he's probably still pounding away yeah get that plug out right because
02:05she's that's probably what he's into if he bought her a pack of plugs sure he knows she's into it
02:11she realized she said oh my god honey i'm gonna have to get kitchen tongs go get them well he
02:17advised her against it he said i don't think that's a good idea you could hurt yourself that's
02:21what i use to cook the bacon with but don't i mean we've said before shouldn't they all come with
02:26some sort of helpline stream like helpline line just like uh something that you can someone can
02:33pull out of you you can tie to something i thought you actually dave you might have a brilliant idea
02:39there like a like a butt plug safety rope right that could be something you might be able to sell
02:44that you meant like a call like you call help yeah yeah definitely 1-800 it's stuck yeah
02:50just call 1-800 inside me 1-800 inside me what seems to be the problem i got one of your fancy
02:59cheap butt plugs stuck in me that's why we set up this phone line sir how long has it been inside of
03:04you days it's been days well we're gonna need to get you to the emergency room immediately before
03:10any internal organs are damaged do you feel the jewel popped out and it went oh my goodness do you
03:15feel pressure a lot of it you do and it's 12 inches have you tried yourself to retrieve it
03:21oh i sure have yes many unsuccessful attempts oh so many i got the kitchen tongs my partner who was
03:29making bacon at the time decided to try and help me and james couldn't get it out oh goodness
03:34gracious gracious get your tongs back i'm burning the bacon i don't know where they are i also have
03:38tongs in me how how big is what uh what is you put in yourself uh it is about five inches round five
03:45inches round that is one of our largest ones we've heard of here at the helpline yes you're gonna put
03:51them on hold for a minute i'm not going anywhere i'm just sitting here so i can't really walk i'm gonna
03:57have to speak to my supervisor about this to see what procedure we should take so if you could just
04:02hold with us here no i just have a giant toy in me okay thank you
04:06they put me on hold james okay you think they're gonna be able to get it out you told me you tried
04:14the kitchen tongs right yeah they're still in me you told them i tried to stick my fingers up there
04:18too and i couldn't reach it no i told them but okay you told them about the grabber claw you know
04:22the grabber claw everything it's still gonna get it out even the magnet you tried that high-powered
04:26magnet didn't work you even tried the high-powered magnet on the telescopic like thing you pull out
04:32to get the screws out of your computer no they're trying to work it out right now okay did you tell
04:36me sir sir are you still there oh hello hello sir hi yes uh so my supervisor is asking if you tried
04:41just pushing it out oh believe me i thought it would i would easily be able to push it out
04:47did he just ask you if you tried pushing it out yeah of course what kind of amateur phone line
04:52operator is this i think it's a new hire that's the first thing we tried to do is push it out
04:57could you let your lover know i can hear him oh it's quite yeah he's trying to he hears you
05:02oh he can hear me yes he hears you in fact i don't want to hang up on you oh i'm back on hold
05:06oh crap you think he's mad he's not gonna help us now i don't i don't think he's any help
05:10anyway oh my gosh at least you didn't get the foreign call center yeah oh yeah hello what is
05:16wrong with you do you have a butt plug inside of yourself sir hold on i'm gonna put you through
05:21to our other call center if you don't mind uh okay uh jishmar go ahead please hello hello yes this
05:27is jishmar hi jish i am uh hearing that you are having a trouble with the multi-pack butt plug
05:33yeah multi i bought the uh i bought the five inch the three inch and the one inch like a little
05:40bit of variety that is understandable yeah i don't i don't really use the two smaller ones
05:45anymore and you've tried having someone else your partner it's his name is james he put it right
05:51he tried to grab it right out of me is this guy asking if i tried to help what do you think this
05:55is amateur hour i don't know where he's from woman to calm down woman calm down
06:02he's not a woman yeah sorry what is going on here yeah i know he's he's from somewhere else
06:08you need to get control of your wife or girlfriend before i can assist you with this
06:12ass matter he's not it's a cultural thing i think if you're too loud he's not gonna help me
06:17i'll go back to cooking some bacon i appreciate you working with me here now do you
06:22you've gone up there with tongs you say and everything tongs uh a gripper i i threw a grappling
06:29hook up there and it didn't it didn't stick all right what i'm going to have you do now is
06:34i'm going to squat okay let me just get in position all right are you done okay now i really want
06:42you to use all of your stomach muscles and i want you to just push push push push push
06:48help what are you doing squad what is happening ask ask your woman to give you a little help and
06:59maybe like the heimlich but uh more on the stomach push down on my stomach i'm gonna push down on
07:05your stomach now make sure it doesn't shoot out at him and hit him in the eye
07:09whoa it worked joosh thank you very good thank you for choosing our products
07:16oh my god thank god they had that number 1-800 inside me i hope you and your wife will have a
07:23great time we will i'm not gonna get a mop and clean up his brow
07:26too much yep too much yep yep oh thank god for that helpline yeah no by lifeline i meant like
07:36something that would like a string that's attached stay outside of you much better idea yeah so then
07:40someone could just yank it on out there like a wallet chain yeah exactly ass yes an ass wallet chain