Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy in Malaysia who had a snake bite his butthole while he was sitting on the toilet. And, when James says he'd prefer the snake to bite his balls, he earns himself a new nickname.
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00:00a dude in malaysia was left needing medical treatment after a snake bit him on the b-hole
00:14as he sat on the toilet my god um sabri tozali 28 year old dude had been sitting on the toilet
00:22playing video games on his phone when the snake struck panicking he stood up to find
00:29the snake attached up inside him oh my god what do you even do he yanked the reptile off and rushed
00:39to leave the bathroom smashing the door in the process he kool-aid yeah kool-aid we got a snake
00:45attached to your b-hole dude you do whatever it takes me at my most powerful the snake that bit
00:53him luckily was not venomous look he was treated with an anti-tetanus shot the reptile reportedly a
01:01python was taken away from the property by the local fire and rescue department it was very
01:07threatened by his b-hole for some reason okay b-hole ball sack or wiener or lady bit what do you what
01:16would you rather have attacked i'd rather it attack somebody's lady bit over any of my stuff
01:20no i'm just trying to bring lisa into the combo but of all your dangly bits i hope it gets my taint
01:27like i hope it misses all i didn't give you that choice i know b-hole ball sack wiener should probably
01:33go b-hole all right i guess you would take b-holes you'd almost have to you'd almost have to
01:41that's definitely the meatiest target for it to the sack would be well the sack would be the
01:45meatiest target i think right i feel like well i feel like the meatiest like it could take the
01:49biggest amount of leg but i feel like the ball sack is gonna whirl quick like you're gonna grab it and
01:56pierce it and then you take it off and i got a couple of holes in my sack i think you're gonna bleed
02:02out if i grab this thing and yank it and it just razor saws down true but at least it's on my sack i would
02:09go sack because i think on my sack i can hold the head of the snake no but the pain of it you don't
02:14know you don't know what i do with my you know okay wow yeah he's into ball torture who knew james
02:19is into ball torture torture is a quick is a large jump but you don't know what i what my balls
02:24experience you know exactly his they are okay i might be able to take a snake bite that's all i'm saying
02:29tough balls over here yeah thank you oh tough balls i want to get that put out of the business
02:36card what an honor oh my god oh my god he's bragging about his balls being so tough i don't know
02:47sounds like a nickname they gave a world war ii yeah you know who that was oh tough balls you'll get
02:52the better one general old tough balls did you get that nickname just by a little light ball play
03:01hell no he's the man who taught general pat and everything he knew old tough balls got a snake on
03:07him on his sack didn't even feel it survived a snake bite out of your nuts he dabbled in a lot of ball
03:14torture he never really got into what he does sexually he was prepared they must have been thick as you
03:21couldn't believe old tough balls they called him never had a leader like that i'm just saying
03:27they can take a lick in and keep on ticking okay his sack was like this outside of a coconut
03:33strong sturdy fibrous my ego just grew up 12 times oh my god that's incredible
03:42yeah yeah i mean i'd be putting that in my bio right now jimmy death nuts people are saying you
03:48gotta be tommy tough nuts i'll take it wow james tough balls campbell wow have you heard of me
03:56i'll be honest you don't get to pick your nickname people your your nickname just happens right you
04:03know and old tough balls old tough balls over there thank goodness i let them get slapped around a
04:10little bit apparently you don't mind it no it's fine with it i am not into ball torture like james i'm
04:18just gonna put that out there right exactly i do not like pain in my testicles no but i was thinking
04:23about it too that you know maybe it would it would just get the skin i hate to really get into it but
04:32i was hoping maybe you would just get the skin of the sack and maybe it's gonna get right into a
04:36testicle yeah i know that's still so there's no way no tough balls here can do it and i'm out
04:40yeah i just keep seeing a commercial in my head for the old tough balls commemorative plate
04:44i bought it
04:48commemorative plate yeah
04:50it's with my other plate of gordy how
04:54theodore roosevelt
04:58all the legends
04:59there's there little tough balls there
05:00little tough balls and general patten
05:03it's amazing it has the american flag yes
05:07ready to strike oh my god and just a nice big huge set of nuts oh man i'd buy the t-shirt now
05:13you think hold on i'm backtracking for a second yes remember when in vegas we had that guy
05:20yes kicked in the balls that james kicked in the balls live on our show did that
05:24affect did that trigger him somehow into experiment i don't know
05:29i'm one way to say he was already into that sort of
05:32oh
05:32i'm right
05:34kicking the trains in the balls
05:35it's a tough ball always a tough ball
05:38yes
05:38see i think
05:39comes from a long line of tough balls
05:40he may have
05:40he may have found out that he was
05:43had a set of tough balls
05:45when like jackass first came out
05:47and like
05:49and you were kind of doing stunts with your buddies
05:51maybe maybe that's it
05:53which could have gone back to t-ball
05:55why you weren't afraid when dave shot you with the paint ball
05:58oh it's all adding up
06:00he's just still there
06:01look right behind him
06:02yep right there i'm looking at it right now
06:04that's a picture of old tough balls
06:05look how tough those balls look
06:06that is a picture
06:08he was not afraid
06:08you know he's not
06:09did you see an ounce of fear in that shot
06:11no
06:11no look at you right there
06:13i felt more pain than he did
06:15exactly
06:15he didn't feel a thing
06:17in fact
06:18there's another video he had of being absolutely destroyed by a gigantic tennis ball in the nuts
06:26jason
06:26and he took it
06:27jason you're realizing something here
06:29oh yeah i didn't know i was editing his personal ball port uh ball torture porno
06:33yes because you did edit that
06:37he's got me editing his pornos now
06:38yeah
06:39james bdsm
06:40i paid you handsomely with five mini donuts for that
06:43that's true
06:44yeah
06:44that's true
06:4525 more now i don't know what it was
06:47wow
06:48one
06:49one's had a vibe a week
06:50tough balls
06:52old tough balls
06:54old tough balls
06:54and i don't know what it was
06:55no
06:56no
06:56no
06:56no
06:56no
06:57no
06:57no
06:57no
06:57no
06:57no
06:57no
06:57no