Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a notorious cartel hitman who disappeared from a U.S. prison last week and are shocked when they find out his nickname is 'La Barbie'.
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00:00There's so many of my stories that could have their own intros today.
00:10Should we do a full intro newscast?
00:13No, let's not.
00:14I don't know why we should do that.
00:15I'd say we do.
00:16We've never done this before.
00:17We have all these assets.
00:18Let's see how it goes.
00:20Oh boy, we have too many intros.
00:26Let's break for a Mexican minute.
00:30Yeah, at least it does.
00:31A notorious cartel leader and hitman accused of torturing and decapitating dozens of victims
00:40Yes.
00:41has vanished from the U.S. federal prison system.
00:46Vanished?
00:48Vanished.
00:48Okay, yes.
00:50Despite not being up for release until 2056.
00:54Oh wow, he was supposed to be in there for a while.
00:5749-year-old Edgar Valdez Villarreal, who goes by the name La Barbie.
01:03La Barbie?
01:04That's a great solid nickname.
01:07Yeah.
01:07He's listed...
01:08Make a joke.
01:09Yeah.
01:09Yeah.
01:10Tell me.
01:11What do you think about that in senior day?
01:12He's listed as no longer in custody on the Bureau of Prisons website.
01:20It says he was released about a week and a half ago.
01:23Oh, so you know what he did.
01:25I know what he did.
01:27I know why he's not there.
01:29What does he know?
01:30Like, they just say he's released?
01:35Like, they didn't say he escaped.
01:38They'd be saying he escaped.
01:40He's released.
01:41We don't know where he is?
01:42He's released.
01:43He's in...
01:44He's probably got a new name.
01:46Oh, he's long gone.
01:47You know?
01:48So, like, he gave somebody up.
01:49He turned over something, right?
01:52The guy who decapitates thousands of people is giving up somebody worse than him.
01:58Exactly.
01:59And that means that he's probably...
02:01We never hear from him again.
02:04Listen to this little fact.
02:05Yes?
02:06Born in Texas, Villarreal got his nickname from his high school football coach
02:11who thought his dashing blue eyes made him look like a Ken doll.
02:17You are gorgeous.
02:18You are la Barbie.
02:19You're one of the best football players we have ever seen.
02:22That's great.
02:23And you are as gorgeous as a Barbie doll.
02:27La Barbie's a...
02:28You gotta be pretty tough to go...
02:31Yeah.
02:32Like, how tough are you?
02:33I am la Barbie.
02:36Pardon me?
02:37You're what?
02:38I am la Barbie.
02:39Who?
02:40La Barbie doll.
02:41Like, what?
02:42I am la Barbie doll.
02:44I thought you were, like, a real tough dude.
02:46No, I'm tough.
02:47Yeah, no.
02:48I am a Barbie doll.
02:50Gorgeous eyes.
02:51A polo shirt.
02:53What?
02:53Who are you?
02:54Like a cane.
02:55You're going to want to run away.
02:57That is the toughest looking guy I've ever seen to have a pink Corvette.
03:00Yeah.
03:00This is my little pink Corvette.
03:03What?
03:03You drive that?
03:04That's my little pink Corvette.
03:07La Barbie.
03:08That is my little white Mini Cooper.
03:10Are you kidding me right now?
03:12I got all the cars.
03:13People are afraid of you.
03:15This is my dream home.
03:17That's ridiculous.
03:18La Barbie.
03:19A Barbie dream home?
03:20Exactly.
03:20Got an elevator on the outside.
03:25It goes up to three stories.
03:27And there's a pool on the roof.
03:31You made your house look just like Barbie's dream house.
03:33It looks exactly like a dream house.
03:36Listen, we are about to go make a deal right now with La Barbie.
03:40There is a slide.
03:41This can't be his place.
03:42It's got a pink room.
03:43This is his place, okay?
03:44It's got a pink room.
03:44Don't say anything to him about it.
03:46I am the La Barbie.
03:48It comes with the refrigerator.
03:49He's coming down on the elevator on the outside.
03:52You see him?
03:52Oh my God, it's true.
03:54It is allured by his strength.
03:56That is the Barbie.
03:57Look at the view from the third floor.
03:58Wait, did he just go down a pink slide into the pool?
04:00Ready to the pool!
04:02Hey, cowabunga!
04:04Don't say anything to him about the color scheme of his house.
04:07Okay, fine.
04:08I like pastels.
04:09I like pink.
04:11I like a bright blue.
04:13Only he can use that elevator.
04:15Dude, I never expected a killer to have a place like this.
04:18Yeah, don't say anything or he will decapitate you.
04:22There's my little pink Mini Cooper as well.
04:26It's a great car, La Barbie!
04:28Thank you!
04:29This is such a great masculine car!
04:31Why are you a big man in a little pink car?
04:34Excuse me?
04:35He is a guest from the United States.
04:37Oh, easy.
04:38It's so sad what happened to him.
04:40Yeah, I know.
04:41I told him, I tell him, I say not to say anything.
04:43I told you not to say anything.
04:44Why don't you take him for a swing?
04:46Okay.
04:47We gotta go for a...
04:49Have a good time!
04:50Okay.
04:50Seen your time!
04:52Gotta go for a...
04:53Go, why don't you go into the ocean and see one of my other frames?
04:57You will find part of him, and you will go your whole life saying you found a tumor.
05:02Don't say anything about it, bud.
05:04But it was someone else's jaw.
05:05Oh, there is La Barbie.
05:08Here's some pictures of...
05:10He is gorgeous, isn't he?
05:11Gorgeous is a bit of a stretch.
05:13He's packed on some pounds.
05:15I eat a little bit!
05:16What in a big day?
05:17Don't say anything about his weight.
05:19Am I stealing shape?
05:21You are looking just so physically a feat.
05:24Did someone really compare you to, like, a candle?
05:26Oh, my God.
05:26What?
05:27Yes, of course.
05:28But you're so fat!
05:29What?
05:30You're so fat now.
05:31Oh, he's coming back down.
05:32He's in an elevator again.
05:33You better run!
05:35You better run!
05:36Dave, why did you talk about his weight?
05:38I pushed your butt.
05:39He heard you say that.
05:40He heard you say that about his weight.
05:41Oh, that elevator takes forever.
05:42I can get out of here fast.
05:43It gives him enough time to sharpen his machetes.
05:47Oh, look who it is.
05:48Seen Jordi.
05:49You'll never outrun me in my pituit.
05:52Oh, he's got you now.
05:55That's La Barbie.
05:56Time to take a trip on my Barbie RV.
06:00Look at how the whole front folds down.
06:07Everything I've made.
06:09It'd be crazy if this killer did leave the Barbie life.
06:11Oh, yeah.
06:12Yeah.
06:13It would.
06:13Holy hell.
06:15Yeah.
06:15But we don't know where he is.
06:17He is gone.
06:18I'm sure he's fine.
06:19Gone.
06:21Absolutely nuts.
06:23I hope he hears none of that.
06:26Because he's been released.
06:28Yeah.
06:29I heard of your little radio show.
06:31Listen, I'm a big fan.
06:32Hey.
06:33Lisa, I'm from a new city.
06:36I can't tell you my name.
06:38But I really enjoyed your last little beat.
06:41We're on the run from La Barbie.
06:43Oh, my God.
06:44Yeah.
06:44How crazy would that be?
06:46I think I just saw a pink Minnie quick.
06:48If a pink Minnie Cooper or a little white one goes by.
06:54I know all of it.
06:55Thank God I know it all from Stella.
06:56You had a daughter.
06:57You know her.
06:57Barbie heard us.
06:58Yep.
06:59Thank God.
07:00That's Dave right there.
07:01He's the one who said it all.
07:01Oh, you bastard, James.
07:03Mr. Barbie.
07:04That's the bastard.
07:05Yeah.
07:06Mr. Barbie doll.
07:06Mr. Dave over here.
07:08Hey.
07:08Mr. Barbie doll.
07:09Mr. James, you are a fit man.
07:11Oh, yeah.
07:12Guess who's the new pool boy?
07:14I'm glad you noticed.
07:15I hear you have a very fancy house.
07:17Oh, my God.
07:17Look at your work.
07:18I love all of your photos you have up.
07:21Oh, thank you.
07:22It's nice to feel appreciated.
07:23You will be my king.
07:25Okay.
07:26Love Barbie.
07:27Still missing.
07:27I bet it's not bad.
07:29Yeah, I know.
07:29It's probably...