Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an 81-year-old woman who was arrested after kicking an officer in the balls when they responded to her being disorderly at a Florida restaurant. Then, on the way to the police station, she told the officer she was going to kill him.
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00:00It sucks to be old.
00:09A drunk 81-year-old woman was sent to jail after she got aggressive at Fathom's Restaurant and Bar in Cape Coral.
00:27What kind of restaurant and bar is this?
00:30Just like your regular old restaurant and bar.
00:33Okay.
00:36Clarella Potter is her name.
00:40She was upset with the service.
00:44She said nothing went right.
00:46Oh, yeah.
00:46Nothing went right.
00:47Yep.
00:49The older you get, the...
00:51I don't know what service people have to do when, like, old people get there, but it's got to be...
00:57They'll let you know, too.
00:58Like, I remember, like, old people at Red Lobster when I was a waiter, like, being real vocal about...
01:03Oh, yeah.
01:04Like, if you didn't refill their drinks fast enough.
01:07Oh, yeah.
01:09How was your meal?
01:11Steak was cold.
01:12Pretty terrible all around.
01:16You're so right.
01:17Where most of us would be like, it was fine, thanks.
01:20I feel like my dad is there.
01:22Yeah, you've said that, right?
01:23Yeah.
01:24No, like, he's there.
01:25He's been there a while.
01:25No, he's been there.
01:26Yeah.
01:27And...
01:27Steak wasn't cooked to my liking.
01:29It's like, oh, my God.
01:30Drinks were terrible.
01:32Everything's overpriced.
01:33I said large.
01:35I said a large Pepsi.
01:37So, she was so upset that things weren't going right at the restaurant, she did first try punching restaurant staff.
01:45Get a little closer.
01:47A little bit closer.
01:48What seems to be the problem?
01:49A little bit closer.
01:51Okay.
01:52Ah!
01:53God!
01:54Dummy.
01:55I ordered tea.
01:57Get back there.
01:59The restaurant didn't know how to respond to the old woman with such short tolerance, so they ended up calling the cops on her.
02:05When the officers got there and realized just how drunk she was, they asked if she had a family member that would take her back home to make sure she was all right.
02:14Good old-fashioned cop fight.
02:16Let me kick off the shoes.
02:18Officer!
02:19Come here.
02:20No, a little closer.
02:23I'll tell you everything that happened.
02:25Just get a little bit closer.
02:26That's her move.
02:29It's kind of closer what happened.
02:32Oh, yeah.
02:32She turned to rage when they told her if she had any family members nearby.
02:38She grabbed one of the officers by the back of the neck to pull him down so she could slap him.
02:46Come here.
02:49Ma'am, you're going to have to...
02:50Oh!
02:51When another officer went in to pull her hands away, she slapped that officer's hands.
02:56No, you don't.
02:57When they asked her what her name was, she refused to tell them.
03:05Mrs. Doubtfire.
03:08Look it up.
03:11When officers said, ma'am, you're going to have to tell us your name.
03:14Nope.
03:15She said she had enough of them interfering with her night.
03:18Oh, see?
03:19Yep.
03:19Yep.
03:20Tired of the encounter, the officer started to handcuff her, but she was not ready to be arrested.
03:26Hey, go ahead.
03:27Put the cuff on.
03:28She pulled a leg back.
03:29Come on, man, here.
03:30I'm immune to pepper spray.
03:31And kicked one officer right in the balls.
03:34Oh, look at that.
03:37Down you go.
03:40Down you go.
03:42Miss Potter still wasn't satisfied.
03:44No.
03:44After they got her in handcuffs on the way to jail, she said once she got free, she would kill the cop that arrested her.
03:54I am going to kill you.
03:56You know that.
03:58You're as good as dead.
04:02You're going to kill me.
04:03Yeah, the second these things are off.
04:04You're lucky.
04:06You can't say that.
04:07I like to tell the truth.
04:12And I'm going to kill you.
04:13Truthful.
04:14The ride back to the police station.
04:16Can you imagine?
04:17Yeah.
04:18An 81-year-old rod threatens to kill you?
04:20What did you say, man?
04:22Well, I'm going to separate you from life.
04:27Life will be on one side.
04:28You'll be on the other.
04:31The woman is charged with battery of a law enforcement officer, intimidation with threat of death or serious bodily harm and disorderly conduct.
04:39She performed a show, they say, at the restaurant that night that no one will forget.
04:43The best part is her mugshot.
04:46Let's see this.
04:47There is.
04:48Yeah, I kicked him in the ball.
04:49She looks tough.
04:51And I did.
04:52I'm going to kill him.
04:53I swear to God.
04:54That's not your typical 81-year-old grandma.
04:58I'm still getting around pretty good.
05:02Wow.
05:03Don't mess with her.
05:04She's got them old lady lips.
05:06Well, like her mouth looks like a butthole, kind of.
05:09It's got so many lines in it.
05:12Probably.
05:12Yeah, lots of smokes.
05:16Yeah.
05:19Oh, man.
05:19She's, yeah, she's, she's trouble.
05:22Yeah.
05:23She's trouble.
05:24I mean, she's had like 61 years of boozing behind her.
05:27Yes.
05:28Right.
05:28So, it looks like it.
05:29Yeah.
05:29Yep.
05:30I just think it's hilarious that on the ride to the police station, she's threatened the officer's life.
05:34Oh, yeah.
05:35You don't get a lot of 81-year-old ladies that are like that.
05:37No.
05:38No, you probably don't.
05:38You can tell that she is like that.
05:41As soon as these cuffs are off me, I'm going to strangle you.
05:44I'm going to kill you with my hands.
05:48You'd be so shocked.
05:49Be like, what?
05:50Ah.
05:52I'm going to drive knitting needles through your eyeballs.
05:56All the old lady crimes she could commit.
05:59I'm going to sew a burlap sack to your head and wait for the oxygen to dissipate in a slow manner laughing the entire time.
06:11Oh, my goodness.
06:13Well, yeah.
06:14She's going to have time to think about her crimes now as she's going to crochet your nuts to a couch.
06:20She's behind bars this morning.
06:22I'm going to sew a burlap.
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