Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a new 'found footage' horror movie that is scaring people in theaters. Which leads to them looking up an actress from a 90's 'found footage' movie and realize she looks super old now.
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00:00I have not heard of this movie.
00:09I'm not sure if you guys have.
00:10It's called The Outwaters.
00:12Nope.
00:12Well, it's apparently a new disturbing horror film
00:16and has left viewers so unsettled
00:20some have rushed out of the theater to throw up.
00:23The film is also apparently setting off
00:26people's Apple Watch heart monitors.
00:28And causing panic attacks.
00:32They always do this now with horror movies.
00:34There's always a list of these things that happen to people.
00:39And I feel like it's just one person
00:41that was kind of sick the day they went to see it.
00:43Yeah, exactly.
00:44They had the flu.
00:45They got the flu.
00:48They had to leave the theater.
00:49Like, are you throwing up right now?
00:51Yeah, I got the flu.
00:52Well, we'll leave that part out.
00:53I put my pants at the movies that had nothing to do
00:55Yeah, they don't tell that.
00:57Well, maybe they would.
00:58A man pooped himself.
01:00So apparently this is about a group of four friends
01:03that travel to the Mojave Desert
01:05in an attempt to make a music video
01:08before all hell breaks loose
01:11and they become plagued by unsettling happenings.
01:15Is this a series or a movie?
01:18This is a movie.
01:19Okay.
01:19And it's one of those found footage movies
01:21kind of like...
01:22Oh, I see.
01:24Blair Witch.
01:24Yeah.
01:24Blair Witch Project.
01:25That's not an old idea.
01:26Right.
01:26What a crazy idea.
01:28And I've never been...
01:29Because has it been freaking, what, like 20 years
01:30since Blair Witch came out?
01:30Yes, it is.
01:31It's been when Blair Witch came out.
01:32When was that released?
01:33I think it's a lot longer than that.
01:35Early 2000s.
01:35I think it's almost 30 years old.
01:36No, no, it can't be that.
01:38It's early 2000s.
01:3899, 2000 or so.
01:40I mean, it was definitely...
01:42I still thought it was the 90s.
01:44Maybe late 90s.
01:4599.
01:4699.
01:47It would have been before...
01:49The thing about Blair Witch is that
01:50I remember being like,
01:52for the first few months of its promotion,
01:55being like, this has happened.
01:57Why are people not freaking out right now?
02:00There is a witch.
02:02Yeah.
02:02We did it.
02:03We did it on the air.
02:04We had a freak out.
02:06Yeah, because we fell for the marketing.
02:09The initial marketing was...
02:10This was at the beginning of this whole thing.
02:12Yeah.
02:12The internet was new.
02:13Again, just like a GoFundMe,
02:15they were the first ones to do it, right?
02:16Yeah.
02:17So people fell for it.
02:18It was made...
02:19Their whole PR campaign was,
02:20this is actually something that happened.
02:22Yeah.
02:22Yeah, we found these tapes.
02:24That's how it was released.
02:25It was released like,
02:26these tapes were found.
02:28You know, later on,
02:29and we watched the tapes,
02:30and we were like,
02:30Jesus, what the hell is this?
02:32This is terrifying.
02:32I had an Apple Watch back then.
02:34Oh, yeah.
02:35It would have been.
02:36It would have been.
02:37We were...
02:38Remember being like,
02:39there is no reason to go on
02:40now that there's a witch, huh?
02:42There's a witch,
02:43and they got the footage to prove it.
02:44Yep.
02:45Didn't we go to the theater
02:46and see it together?
02:47I can't remember.
02:48I think you guys did.
02:49I think we did.
02:49I remember when I came on the show...
02:52Because it was right after.
02:53...right after that,
02:53and I was like,
02:54oh, you guys fell for that, huh?
02:55Yeah.
02:56Yeah.
02:58We did.
02:58But I didn't participate in,
03:00you know,
03:01I didn't watch the movie,
03:02so I don't know.
03:03Well, the movie was...
03:05By the time...
03:06I watched it after,
03:07then I knew it was fake.
03:08I just remember being like,
03:09how are you even going to work, Dad?
03:10I don't understand.
03:11There's a witch around
03:13that's taking people,
03:14so I guess there's not a real reason
03:16to pay taxes anymore.
03:18Yeah, yeah.
03:18Society's about to crumble.
03:21There's witches.
03:23There's witches, so...
03:24To me,
03:27I was the most terrified
03:29by the amount of snot
03:31coming out of the girl's nose
03:32for the last...
03:33Heather something was her name.
03:36My mouth was agape
03:37only because I was about
03:38to puke from that.
03:40They thought she'd be
03:42a huge star, right,
03:43because this film
03:44became so popular,
03:45but nothing happened, right?
03:46It was just almost like
03:47a glorified college
03:49movie project, right?
03:50Oh, yeah, that's what
03:51it seemed like to me.
03:51Yeah.
03:52What was her name?
03:53Heather was her name
03:54in the movie.
03:55I don't know.
03:56The fact that we don't
03:57even know her name.
03:58Ray Hance.
04:00I don't think she's done a ton.
04:02I don't know.
04:04Is that her...
04:04That's her now.
04:05Oh, man.
04:06Well, again,
04:07it's been over 20 years, right?
04:08That's what's crazy, right?
04:10You're like, no!
04:11She's like someone's grandma now.
04:14Yeah, I was in Blair Witch.
04:17Ray Hance is joining us.
04:21Hi, Ray.
04:21Hi, how are you?
04:23Good, wow.
04:23Sorry, this is Ray Hance
04:25from the Blair Witch Project?
04:26Yeah, it was the young girl
04:27in Blair Witch.
04:28You played Heather Donahue,
04:30I think?
04:30Yeah, I found the tapes.
04:32Or I was on the...
04:33I don't know how it was.
04:35I can't remember.
04:36Oh, goodness.
04:37It seems like you're
04:39much older now.
04:40Huh?
04:40Aren't we all?
04:41I guess.
04:45Did that really spark your career?
04:47No.
04:48I don't know.
04:49What else have I done?
04:51I'd love to know.
04:52You don't even know.
04:53I don't...
04:53Well, I'm starting to forget.
04:55Oh.
04:56Okay.
04:56What else did I even do?
04:58Um, not much, Ray.
05:00No.
05:00It appears.
05:01I didn't think so.
05:02You haven't been up to a ton
05:03since then.
05:05People really thought
05:06that'd be your big break, though, huh?
05:07Yeah, I was amazing
05:09at having snot run out of my nose.
05:11I'm real lucky.
05:13Oh, it turns out,
05:14like, I didn't know this.
05:16So you're actually...
05:16Your real name is Heather Donahue,
05:18like in the movie.
05:19I don't know what you're talking about.
05:20But you changed it
05:21because you regretted
05:23using your real name in the movie.
05:24So you changed it to Ray Hance.
05:28Can I tell you?
05:29We didn't know
05:30this was going to be a thing.
05:31It was a couple college kids
05:32making a dumb movie on VHS.
05:35She's only 48.
05:37Uh-huh.
05:39I smoked a bit.
05:42I'm only 48.
05:43Uh-huh.
05:44She looks older than that,
05:45I'll say.
05:45Well, some of her other pictures
05:46on Instagram don't look as old.
05:48That's not...
05:49I don't know.
05:50We're interviewing Grandma
05:52Heather Donahue,
05:54now known as Ray Hance.
05:55I have 14 grandkids.
06:00Your last job
06:02appears to have been 2008.
06:04Yeah, it's been a minute.
06:06Something called The Morgue.
06:08Oh, yeah.
06:09Straight to video.
06:10That was a great one.
06:12I played a dead body.
06:15It really didn't really take off
06:17the way people had expected,
06:18I guess.
06:19Oh, that's too bad.
06:21Did anyone give me a chance after?
06:23Was there anything?
06:25Not really.
06:26No.
06:26I guess you had a short appearance
06:28on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
06:30Oh, wow.
06:31Tiny little guest role.
06:32Yeah, I walked by.
06:34That appears to be the biggest role
06:36you've ever had, though.
06:38Yeah, didn't go well.
06:39Thanks a lot, Lady from the Blair Witch.
06:41Thanks for joining us.
06:42Thanks so much.
06:43Have a great day.
06:43Thanks for watching.
06:44Heard you fell for it,
06:45you dumbass.
06:50It was a college movie,
06:52you idiot.
06:54That's why I used my real name.
06:55Who would have ever thought?
06:57All right, we're going to leave.
06:58No one was supposed to see it.
07:00That's enough.
07:00Thank you so much.
07:01We're going to hang up.
07:02Have a good day.
07:03Bye.
07:03Bye.
07:04That's 48-year-old.
07:06Yeah.
07:08Heather Donahue.
07:09Yep.
07:09Now known as Ray Dance
07:10or whatever the hell it is.
07:12Hey, you probably could let that girl know
07:14she can switch her name back
07:15to Heather Donahue.
07:16Yeah, I don't think anyone cares now.
07:18It's safe, right?
07:19It's safe to switch.
07:20She was worried about what stalkers?
07:21Yeah, look, it's safe now.
07:23Blasted for a few minutes,
07:24the whole Blair Witch craze.
07:26But she's got all those business cards
07:27with her new name on them.
07:29I have to get them printed.
07:30I bet they have really old...
07:32She's now a marijuana cultivator and author.
07:36Oh, sure, because that's what everybody does.
07:37Everybody is now.
07:39Yeah, exactly.
07:40I'm a cultivator and an author.
07:41James is the same thing.
07:42Oh, my God.
07:43That's amazing.
07:45Yeah, she does look...
07:46Oh, some of it depends.
07:48Oh, yeah.
07:48I mean, it's just...
07:49We weren't ready for the, you know...
07:51Yeah, from the 18-year-old girl to...
07:53Right, we literally have not seen her once
07:55since the Blair Witch Project.
07:57So when you click a photo...
07:59It's kind of funny how that can happen
08:02to someone who hasn't done anything else.
08:04You're just, like, stuck in time.
08:06Yeah.
08:06As, like, the character that you were
08:08inside this movie.
08:10And, like, you know, the world goes on,
08:13but you just...
08:14You're stuck in our brains.
08:16You absolutely are.
08:17That's the problem with appearing in, like,
08:18a TV show or a movie,
08:19and then you don't see someone for decades,
08:21and you see them and go,
08:21Oh, my God.
08:22Yeah, exactly.
08:23They're so old.