10-9-23 PTF Orlando
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00:00All right, so I got three questions that come from the room, three questions that come from you.
00:04I only get one question that I can pass on, and I do get any one that I do answer I can send back to the room.
00:11All right, let's see what we got in here.
00:14Meredith, you go first on the clockwise.
00:16Yes.
00:17Well, I was going to start off with, like, kind of a sexual, sexy question, but I think I'll lay off on that.
00:21When do you not?
00:22For real.
00:23Like, that's not new for you.
00:25You always got some sort of randy question.
00:27I'm going to switch it up.
00:28You know, working at the job, and we tell the most.
00:33You know, we talk too much sometimes.
00:35So when you're out and about and listeners come up to you, is there something you get asked that maybe you don't enjoy answering?
00:41Or is there a question that you kind of go, oh, I wish that they didn't ask me that?
00:46It's a lot of them.
00:49I mean, well, I mean, like, because I catch all the smoke for whatever happens on the station, good or bad.
00:54Like, somebody, you know, leaves the station.
00:57It's my fault.
00:58Somebody joins the station.
00:59It's my fault.
01:00You know, they like them.
01:01They don't like them.
01:02I don't know getting those people.
01:04The worst one probably is, where's Last Damn Show?
01:09Oh, God.
01:10That makes me roll my eyes.
01:11Like, even when I'm smiling and behind the scenes, I'm like, oh.
01:14Because it's just, it's impossible to explain to people.
01:17But, like, you know, think about the lineup.
01:20Just think about the lineup of people that we had on Last Damn Show.
01:23And then you can see exactly in this day and age, the concert game, why it doesn't happen.
01:28We had Drake.
01:29We had Destiny's Child.
01:30We had Eminem.
01:31We had Ross.
01:32We had, you know, the Migos.
01:34Chance the Rapper.
01:35Chance.
01:36We had all of these people individually.
01:38Put it, oh, here we go.
01:40Sexy Red.
01:41Yeah.
01:41Sexy Red right now is asking for $150,000 for concert.
01:46To do, like, two songs?
01:48To do anything.
01:48To do anything.
01:50To do, we're doing an event, and we reached out to Sexy Red to say, hey, you know, you
01:55could do a walkthrough and maybe do a song or two, and they were like, $150,000.
02:00And we were like, what?
02:00That's, the game is different now.
02:03Like, before, we got Kanye West for $50,000.
02:06Damn.
02:07Yeah, and Kanye's huge.
02:09That's what I'm saying.
02:09And he was still big.
02:10We got him, he went and did Gator Growl right after us, and because that money was coming
02:15from the state, the price tag went from $50,000 to, like, $90,000, like, that weekend.
02:21He left us and went and got $90,000, and then it went $200,000, and then it went $250,000,
02:26and then it went, like, astronomical.
02:27So, those, the seated concert way that it was was before Live Nation was putting hip-hop
02:33shows here, before AEG, before any of those promoters were doing it, we were doing those
02:38shows, and we kind of showed that hip-hop shows were viable.
02:41So, now you got those going on.
02:43It'll never come back.
02:44Yeah.
02:45But people ask everywhere I'm out.
02:47They just don't understand.
02:48Because they're like, yo, y'all should bring that back.
02:50It's like, well, we would have to charge you an exorbitant amount of money, and most of
02:54our listeners can't get down like that, so we just don't even play that no more.
02:57So, that's the one question that happened a lot.
02:59Yeah.
03:00There's a lot of background stuff with that, too, and organizing the entire show.
03:03I mean, it's crazy.
03:04It's like, Wild Splash was different.
03:06That's why it was a GA show.
03:07You know, it was different, but, you know, we got to find a home for that.
03:10People don't realize the work that goes into it.
03:11No.
03:12What's yours?
03:13All right.
03:14I'm going to take Meredith's ... I'm going to do the sexy questions.
03:18Okay.
03:19All right, sexy, right?
03:20Okay.
03:20I want to know if Orlando has ever had a Devil's Three-Way, and if you haven't, would you?
03:28A Devil's Three-Way?
03:30What is that?
03:30Yeah, a Devil's Three-Way.
03:31What's the devil?
03:32The Devil's Three-Ways.
03:34You don't know what a Devil's Three-Way is?
03:35I genuinely do not.
03:36It's a Wobbly H.
03:37It's the Eiffel Tower.
03:39It's the ...
03:39Without saying ...
03:40Oh, ew.
03:42See, man?
03:43Come on, bruh.
03:44Two guys, one girl.
03:48Why'd you have to say the Wobbly H?
03:49Now I'm like ...
03:50Because it's a Wobbly H.
03:51It's a Wobbly H.
03:52It is.
03:52It's a Wobbly H.
03:53And did you high-five during it?
03:54It's the Eiffel Tower.
03:59I mean, yeah.
04:00At once.
04:01One time.
04:02At one time, and it was an H, because it was in Tallahassee, and it was ... The room
04:12wasn't dark enough, but it was dark.
04:16But I know that there was one person in the middle of B, and the other person was on the
04:22opposite side, and all I know, all I remember, because I mean, I don't remember much of it,
04:27but I remember it was a late night kind of like bottle club, like rave kind of thing,
04:31and afterwards, we all ended up at the same house, and it was like 30 people that went
04:35back to this house, but then the people who crashed was like the homie whose house it
04:40was.
04:41I crashed on the couch, and there was a girl there that I was feeling, and I guess he was
04:45feeling it.
04:45Oh.
04:46Oh, y'all were feeling it.
04:47So, we're in the darkness of action, and I remember something hit me, like-
04:54What do you mean?
04:55Wet.
04:56Like sweat.
04:57I remember I was like, this ain't for me, because something hit me in the dark, which
05:04was sweat, but I ain't know whose it was.
05:06I assumed it was hers, but I'm like, yo, this is not ... And I left.
05:11I was like, yeah, I'm out.
05:11Where did it hit you?
05:12I'm out.
05:13It's like on my chest.
05:14I was like, nah, dog.
05:18I'm like, this ain't for me.
05:20This ain't for me.
05:20So, I never went back there, because I'm like, yo.
05:23And that was like one of my good homies, but I'm like, I don't know nobody like that no
05:26more.
05:27I ain't that close to nobody else.
05:29Wow.
05:29Do you ever see the chick online or anything?
05:32No.
05:32Do you always remember that?
05:33Mm-mm.
05:33Oh, okay.
05:33Nope.
05:34No.
05:35You got totally turned off after that.
05:37I blocked all the rest of that out of my memory.
05:40All I remember is that scene, and that's it.
05:42All right, one more.
05:42All right, what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever had to Google?
05:49Oh, the most embarrassing thing that I've ever had to Google?
05:52Yeah.
05:53Honestly, how to spell Renaissance?
05:58I swear, I swear, when Beyonce was coming to town and we had to keep writing those stories,
06:03I swear, I was so off from Renaissance that the autocorrect couldn't recognize.
06:09It wasn't even underlining it.
06:11It was just like, we have no, I mean, because I was hitting it for, like, I still don't
06:15know how to spell it.
06:16Oh, yeah, I was about to spell it right now.
06:17R-E-N-A-I-S-S-E-N-C-E.
06:23No, no.
06:23A-N-C-E.
06:24I was so off that it was, like, suggesting stuff, but it wasn't filling in Renaissance.
06:30So I was like, yo, I had to Google it.
06:31Ain't that a bitch when it doesn't even recognize what you're trying to spell?
06:34It was like, you're so dumb that we don't recognize what you're trying to spell.
06:39Right, right.
06:39Google's algorithm is supposed to pick up everything.
06:41I think I broke that algorithm that time.
06:44Um, Orlando, out of the 727, when your daughters start dating, what is the talk going to be
06:50like with them?
06:51And what is the talk with the guy going to be like?
06:53Ooh.
06:55Oh, I could.
06:56What is the talk going to be like?
06:58Yeah, they want to know.
06:59I mean, it's, I don't know.
07:02It would probably just be like, hey, you know, here's, I don't know.
07:06I mean, I wouldn't have, the old school talk is like, here's some money, put it in your
07:09shoe just in case.
07:10But they got, like, Apple Pay and stuff there.
07:12So, I mean, I don't know.
07:13It would just be, hey, just remember that daddy is here with a gun.
07:18So, and I think that speech probably worked for both of them.
07:21Like, I would tell her, hey, daddy here with a gun.
07:24So, hey, if you need me to come get you, just let me know.
07:27And then I tell him, hey, daddy is here with a gun.
07:29So, if she called me, just know I'm coming in hot.
07:32It's going to be like bad boys, too.
07:34I mean, yeah.
07:34You know what I'm saying?
07:35Like, I mean, it would probably be that kind of conversation.
07:37Just the fact that, you know, you're out there on a date and that dude is responsible for
07:42you.
07:42But at any point that it does not, you know, go well, just know daddy is coming in like
07:47Liam Neeson.
07:48Yeah.
07:48So.
07:49Coming in hot.
07:49Coming in hot.
07:50Yeah.
07:51That's what I got.
07:51What else?
07:52Out of the 727, oh, who was the biggest surprise when they quit the station or what was the
07:59one that hurt the most?
08:00Ooh.
08:01Ooh.
08:01When they quit the station.
08:04Quit or fired?
08:07I guess we could open up to both.
08:09I mean, like, there are people who have left, you know, to go on and do other stuff.
08:13I mean, Davi leaving was, you know, a big look.
08:16Ownership is big.
08:17Um, there's one that isn't really like public scene.
08:19Um, but like our music director, our, we've talked to her and she's come on the air a lot
08:24and she's been, um, like my right hand for most of the time that I've been here.
08:29Uh, and she is retiring and going to do something different.
08:33Um, and that's Brewster.
08:35Um, we talk about her a lot.
08:36She's the person who selects like all of our music and stuff.
08:38And she, uh, she's, I think her last day is Friday.
08:43Oh man.
08:43So that's like one that we, like everybody is kind of dealing with and everything else.
08:47So yeah, that would, that would probably be like the biggest one because just because
08:52of the, the effect on the whole building.
08:54Timing.
08:55Yeah.
08:55Cause everybody kind of like, she's the, she's the person who remembers everybody's
08:59birthday.
08:59She's the glue.
09:00She's the person where if there's like a card that has to be signed, she's going to run
09:05around with that.
09:05She's the person where if there's artists like, Hey, we need sexy red.
09:09She comes back with, yo, this half a woman, $150,000, like, you know, so she's like that
09:13person who has like a lot of, is she my work wife?
09:17Essentially.
09:18Maybe you wouldn't call her that, but other people may see it.
09:20I've never called her my work wife, but I mean, somebody who, if, if I was in any kind
09:25of situation, she would be, hardly be the first person I would call.
09:28So yeah.
09:28Okay.
09:29All right.
09:29All right.
09:30You want me to ask this one?
09:31I don't know which one it is.
09:32Go ahead.
09:32This one out of the six, four, six, it says, Oh, will you kiss rich for a million dollars?
09:40I didn't, I didn't know you're going to ask that one.
09:42That's funny.
09:45For a million dollars?
09:46For a million dollars, would you kiss me?
09:48Like a make out or just a smooch?
09:49Come on, I'm wearing pink.
09:49Like, well, I mean, wait, though.
09:51What's the question?
09:52I don't, let's not add to the question.
09:54What's the whole question?
09:54Would you kiss rich for a million dollars?
09:57It's one time and it's $1 million for each of us or is it, are we splitting it?
10:01I guess you're just getting a million dollars.
10:03I'm getting a million dollars and I got to kiss you.
10:05You better split that with me, dog.
10:06I'm not kidding.
10:07No, that's not the question.
10:08That's what I'm saying.
10:09If it's 500,000, that's a difference.
10:10So you're saying you would kiss me for a million?
10:12I'm saying I want clarity on the question first.
10:15Yeah.
10:17Kissing you for a million dollars and I get a whole million.
10:21No taxes, no nothing.
10:23And we ain't discussed.
10:24Is it peck?
10:25Oh, no.
10:26This is longer than a peck because if it's a million dollars, I need to see like some emphasis.
10:29But see, yeah.
10:30It's true.
10:31So I'm speaking for the person that's in pen.
10:33I'm wearing pink today, dog.
10:36Make it easier for you.
10:37So it's tongue?
10:39Probably a little bit.
10:40Hold on, let's see if this person is speaking.
10:41Just a little.
10:42Not a lot.
10:42Just a little bit.
10:44It's a million though.
10:46It's a million dollars.
10:47Yeah.
10:48Ooh.
10:48That's nice.
10:48Yeah.
10:49Yeah.
10:50Yeah.
10:51Yeah.
10:52Yeah.
10:53Oh, my God.
10:54Yeah, I guess.
10:55Oh, God, man.
10:56Oh, just said he'll kiss me, bro.
10:58Yeah, but it's a million dollars.
11:00You can't feel proud of that.
11:01I mean, you just got sought.
11:02He's happy about it.
11:03Yeah, I got the grin, dog.
11:04You just got sold like a prostitute.
11:06It's terrible.
11:08All right.
11:08So that's three, right?
11:09Yeah.
11:09My boomerang.
11:12Would I kiss rich for a million dollars?
11:16That's easy though.
11:17Y'all girl, boy.
11:18I know.
11:19I know.
11:19That's okay.
11:20Give me the most embarrassing thing that you had to Google.
11:23Oh, man.
11:24I have everything I Google.
11:26It's pretty embarrassing.
11:27Like, I mean, it could be anything.
11:28Mine was a word, but it could be anything.
11:30Any situation.
11:31Did you have to Google?
11:32I had to.
11:33Googling myself is pretty embarrassing.
11:35So I'll put that out there.
11:36If I Google myself, it's embarrassing to see the dumb things that I've done in my past.
11:41You Google yourself?
11:43I have before.
11:43You've got to be a sad person to sit home and Google yourself.
11:45That's embarrassing.
11:46It's embarrassing to admit.
11:48And I have done it before.
11:49And then to like look at images or whatever I've said or articles.
11:54It's dumb.
11:54Yes.
11:55What have you?
11:55What have you?
11:57I definitely Googled like STIs and STDs after a couple of girls.
12:02There was this one time that I hooked up with a girl.
12:04And she told me that her body count was over 100.
12:09And then after I got really sick, like I had stomach pains and stuff.
12:14Turned out that I had like just like some kind of stomach problem.
12:18Astro stuff.
12:18Dude, I thought I had like STIs, STDs.
12:23Like I legit thought I had like HIV.
12:25Like I thought I was sick because of it.
12:27But no, it turns out everything was good.
12:29What STD gives you stomach crates?
12:31I don't know.
12:32I was so scared after she told me she has.
12:35She told me it was over 100.
12:36I was like, this girl gave me some.
12:38Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
12:39Even if you slept with five people, you can still get an STD.
12:43It doesn't matter if you slept with 100.
12:44Yeah, but that 100 just got me scared.
12:46I'm changing my mind on that kiss.
12:49It's a wrap.
12:49I'm good.
12:50Y'all keep the million dollars.
12:52I don't want a million dollars in herpes.
12:54Like I don't want that.
12:55Orlando and the freak show.
12:57All right, it's a wrap, man.
12:58Believe the fifth is over.
12:59With the season.