Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was terrified after she found a shrine to Nicholas Cage in her crawl space. Then, Jason shares a story about finding a shrine to himself inside a girl's bedroom.
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00:00A woman was left afraid after finding a hidden shrine dedicated to Nicolas Cage under her house.
00:18My god, is that the weirdest thing you could find at your home?
00:21Yeah, very not cool.
00:23The shrine, complete with candles, goblets, and movie memorabilia, was discovered when
00:28she had a worker in to lay some new cables.
00:32The cable technician called her down.
00:35They found at least 12 photos of Nicolas Cage hanging from the ceiling.
00:39Like that.
00:40That's a horrible shrine, huh?
00:41A kneeling rug.
00:42Like that.
00:43Candles, a goblet.
00:45I don't like this.
00:46A box full of items from his films, and more.
00:51She had lived in the house for over a year before discovering this shrine underneath it,
00:56leaving her wondering who in the hell installed it.
01:01I think that's such a fun way to troll people.
01:03That is like the prank of Frank.
01:04Set up a Nick Cage shrine?
01:06Yeah.
01:06Just like, wait for it.
01:08Like, wait for it.
01:09Wait for the news.
01:09You just gotta wait.
01:10You gotta wait.
01:11You gotta wait.
01:12Oh, they found my Nicolas Cage shrine.
01:15Yeah.
01:16I thought the same thing when we did that story about the grenade that they found.
01:19That was just like a prank that somebody did like two years ago.
01:22They're waiting.
01:22And they just waited and waited and waited.
01:24I just wait.
01:24Someone's gonna find it.
01:25Right.
01:25They've got like a Google Alert set for grenade.
01:28Somebody was like, I've made a Nicolas Cage shrine.
01:31And there is a goblet in there.
01:33And there is a kneeling rug.
01:35And I melted candles.
01:37I burned them down.
01:38They will find it one day.
01:39They will find it one day in that house.
01:41And it is gonna be a fun day.
01:44It's one of the worst shrines you've ever seen.
01:46It is.
01:46So not a lot of effort went into it.
01:49No.
01:50What's weird about it is she kind of thought it was a joke at first, but she said it's
01:54so odd that it was like a middle-aged lady with no kids.
01:58So it seems like a weird prank for her to play.
02:01Well, then my, the other side of it to me is, is this what led to the resurgence of Nicolas
02:07Cage?
02:07The shrine.
02:08He was, yeah, he was gone.
02:10He was out of our thoughts.
02:13And then all of a sudden now we kind of believe in him again.
02:15This looks more like somebody was hunting Nicolas Cage.
02:18You're right.
02:19Yeah.
02:19It doesn't look, it doesn't look happy.
02:21They're like pictures just hanging up.
02:23Because why would you do it under your house?
02:25I mean, unless it's a prank, right?
02:26But if you, let's just say legitimately this woman was obsessed with Nicolas Cage.
02:30She didn't want anyone to know?
02:32No.
02:33I don't.
02:33It doesn't make any sense.
02:35I read one time that Nicolas Cage went on an adventure himself to try to find the
02:39holy trail.
02:40I don't think that it's, uh, maybe that's what the goblet is, you know?
02:45Believable.
02:46Yeah.
02:46Right.
02:47I can't believe anything you told me about Nicolas Cage.
02:50The dude's insane.
02:51And he's done so many crazy things through the years.
02:54He has his own pyramid.
02:56Oh yeah.
02:56No.
02:57Right?
02:57Yeah.
02:57I really admire him.
02:58I really, really admire him.
03:00I say that about you too.
03:01You're nuts.
03:01I know.
03:01Well, I want to know where all these photos are actually from.
03:06Looks like magazines or something.
03:07Yeah, that's what I mean.
03:09It could be taken in person.
03:11I've told you guys before, I found a shrine of myself at a person's house.
03:17Right, a lady's house.
03:18It was stalking me.
03:18Yeah.
03:19In her room, she had photos of me from around the town doing things when I wasn't there.
03:25Like you had no idea she was taking.
03:27Yeah.
03:27And she had my stuff from my lawn and basketballs and all these things, like to me.
03:35She had taken, like, stuff from your property.
03:37Yeah, stolen stuff from my property.
03:40Damn, bitch had it crazy.
03:41But then you ended up in her home.
03:43Yeah, I got paid to go to her birthday party.
03:46So I went to her birthday party.
03:47So sad.
03:48And I went into her room and I was like, what the F?
03:51And it was me in the house, like me playing basketball and all sorts of crazy stuff.
03:58Did you sleep with her to get her off your back?
04:00I did never.
04:00Oh, okay.
04:01Never slept with her.
04:01All right.
04:02No.
04:02That's always a good move.
04:03What's the creepiest thing you saw in there?
04:05The picture of me playing basketball.
04:07That was.
04:08So I was like, no, it's basketball practice, shooting free throws.
04:11And it was like taken from the bleachers of like me.
04:14And it's up on her wall.
04:16Yeah.
04:17Insane.
04:18And she turned all this stuff into my parents eventually.
04:21And my dad would never let me see like the extent of the diary.
04:25Oh, no.
04:26Then it was real bad.
04:27It was real bad.
04:28Like a full envelope.
04:29She turned it in?
04:30Yeah, she gave it to my parents.
04:32Yeah.
04:32Why would you do that?
04:34I don't know.
04:34Why would you give your innermost creepy thought diary to someone's parents?
04:39Maybe like you thought, well, if he just reads all this, he'll know how much I love him.
04:45She thought it would be given to you and you'd fall for her.
04:47Yeah.
04:47Because of how much she was.
04:48Yeah.
04:49My dad was like, sorry, Jay.
04:51This is not going to you.
04:52Yeah.
04:53No, that's smart.
04:54Probably smart because it would have been a real frightening read, I think.
04:57Yeah.
04:58Yeah.
04:58Who knows?
04:59She could have gotten me.
04:59Or you could have been.
05:01Real love, you know?
05:02She could have been in love with her.
05:03Yeah.
05:03Yeah.
05:03Real love.
05:04Hard to find someone who loves you forever.
05:06You hear Jason marry that stalker?
05:08Yeah.
05:08I mean, I told him it was a great idea.
05:11Life took a turn.
05:13Yep.
05:13That's bizarre, dude.
05:14Find someone obsessed with you.
05:16That's what I always say.
05:17They don't yell at you as much.
05:18Whenever I hear shrine, I just can't forget that.
05:21I mean, it's so rare for a human to have a shrine to them.
05:28Yeah, it is.
05:30When I was like 13 or 14 years older, I'm just a guy.
05:36Right.
05:37Yeah.
05:37Did you know she was at basketball practice?
05:39No.
05:40That's it.
05:41You just didn't know she was in the bleachers.
05:43Do you know what's up with her now?
05:45No.
05:46You haven't really?
05:46I never.
05:48I'd love to know if she got married.
05:51I'm sure she did.
05:52Hopefully she doesn't know about you being on the show.
05:54Hopefully it was just a 13-year-old girl.
05:57I hope she does.
05:57It's just a 13-year-old girl.
05:59Exactly.
06:00Still, dude, if you went into Stella's room and she had a shrine to a boy in there, you
06:05wouldn't be concerned?
06:07Yeah, no.
06:07I definitely would be concerned.
06:10It's a big concern.
06:10But, you know, like the shrine, I guess it all depends who the shrine is.
06:14If the shrine was like a kid in her class, I'd be like, what's going on here?
06:17If the shrine was like a celebrity, I'd be like, okay, she really likes, you know, Harry
06:26Styles.
06:27That's different.
06:28You know?
06:29It is different.
06:29It's way different.
06:30If it's a dude at her school.
06:31It's way different.
06:32If she had like a Nicolas Cage shrine, I also would be concerned.
06:35She's just a big fan.
06:40But I do now.
06:41I really love the idea of having a crawl space.
06:44And putting a shrine in there.
06:45And putting some kind of shrine in there.
06:48What would be the creepiest?
06:49Like, who's?
06:50I think Nicolas Cage, great choice.
06:53You know, in terms of a weird, creepy shrine choice.
06:56That's a great one.
06:57I don't know who else.
06:59Nicolas Cage is the perfect choice.
07:01Jeff Goldblum?
07:02Yeah, that'd be a weird one.
07:03I mean, Jason could probably do Betty White or something.
07:05Like some older.
07:06Oh, yeah.
07:07He probably has that.
07:08Betty White.
07:09It's a little up there.
07:10Yeah, a little up.
07:11That's what I mean.
07:12It would be bizarre.
07:13You know?
07:14You want to freak people out.
07:17Yeah, carrot top.
07:18Oh, God.
07:18That's bad.
07:19I'd call the cops immediately.
07:20Shirtless carrot top photos.
07:22I'd call the cops immediately.
07:23I love that idea.