Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Tulsa, Oklahoma who was arrested for driving a stolen Jeep that she claimed was given to her as a tip by a Waffle House customer.
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00:00All right, up next, a lady who's got our mugshot of the day at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
00:10This woman in Oklahoma was driving a stolen Jeep, and she tried to make the cops believe
00:18that a Waffle House customer gave it to her as a tip.
00:23Nice.
00:24So she took it from the Waffle House.
00:26Hang on.
00:28Officers got a tip about a stolen white Jeep Liberty in Tulsa, Oklahoma the other day.
00:35They were able to stop that Jeep and speak with the driver who they identified as Angela
00:42Harrison.
00:44You ready to see her mugshot?
00:46Angela.
00:47Yeah.
00:49Oh.
00:50Oh.
00:51Okay, we're going to play.
00:52She's one of the hottest.
00:53How old is she?
00:54She's one of the hottest chicks at Waffle House.
00:57Yeah, she really is.
00:58Yeah.
00:59Okay, how old is she?
01:01How old is she?
01:02And you can play along by checking out her mugshot at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
01:06So her...
01:08Go ahead.
01:08She has no teeth, obviously.
01:11No.
01:11Um, my 85-year-old nanny that I had as a child looked better.
01:20Well, that's pretty bad because you described her not well.
01:22And she looked her as, looked like a prune.
01:25Yeah.
01:25Um, but she didn't have like two different size eyes and, you know, like this is a nightmare.
01:32But I, okay, so she looks, to me, she looks 85, but I'm going to say that she is 62.
01:45Yeah, I think she's like 50, but just happens to look like a sailor from the 1500s.
01:50That's what I would guess.
01:50She has the mouth that, uh, like Robin Williams did for it.
01:54Yeah.
01:55Oh, my God.
01:56Yep.
01:56She has Popeye mouth.
01:57Yep.
01:58She does.
01:59Put a pipe in it.
02:00No, you don't want a lady with Popeye mouth.
02:01Put a pipe in it.
02:02You don't.
02:03She kind of looks like Dave Mustaine let himself go to me.
02:06Yeah.
02:07Exactly how.
02:08Is that Robert Plant?
02:09Current day?
02:12So, I would guess she's in her 50s.
02:14It was, uh, she said the Jeep was a gift as a tip from a Waffle House worker on her 53rd birthday.
02:23Wow.
02:24She's a waitress.
02:25No.
02:25She looks 30 years older than that.
02:28Don't take care of yourself.
02:29This is what happens.
02:30No.
02:3153.
02:32I challenge you not to take care of yourself and then at 53 look that bad.
02:36It's impossible.
02:37You got to be doing way more stuff to yourself.
02:40I mean, you could tell by her hair.
02:42I think that was what I was like, oh, she's probably in her 50s.
02:44That's what I thought about the hair.
02:46But then I was like, ooh, is the hair like fake maybe?
02:48Maybe that's what happens to you after you work at Waffle House for one year.
02:51One year at the Waffle House.
02:52One year at the Waffle House.
02:53That's all it takes.
02:54How do you think she sounds as a Waffle House worker?
02:57Oh, my gosh.
03:02I think more is wrong.
03:04Oh, God.
03:04I think a lot's wrong.
03:06Not even just the old lady.
03:09I mean, I don't know if I could even do her voice.
03:12I'm sorry.
03:18Can I just get some waffles?
03:19Big man, it's sugar.
03:21I think she called you sugar.
03:23Well, you big dog last matter.
03:25The waffles with the hash browns.
03:27The cheese.
03:29What I'm sexy mean.
03:30Can I do the cheese waffles?
03:32Had sex with me.
03:33Hash browns.
03:35Side of bacon.
03:35I'm going to go down on you.
03:39You got syrup?
03:39I'm what you're sure.
03:42Jesus, God.
03:44In hell.
03:45Yeah.
03:45Wow.
03:46What does that?
03:50What does what's going on there?
03:51In her face?
03:53Is it booze?
03:53That's a lifetime of boozing.
03:55Was it booze?
03:55I think a lot of booze.
03:57Math?
03:58No dental care.
03:59No, no dental care.
04:01Well, the care was tear them out.
04:03No sunscreen.
04:04None.
04:05I can't stop picturing her eating biscuits and gravy.
04:08Stop.
04:08Oh, Jason.
04:09That's disgusting.
04:10Terrible food.
04:11She has no teeth.
04:12She has no teeth.
04:13She's got to soak them.
04:15It's a soft food.
04:17That's something she could have.
04:18It's making me want to throw up.
04:19But as soon as I heard Waffle House, I'm like, I bet you can hear her eat.
04:27Yeah, I bet.
04:29Much like a horse.
04:30There used to be this commercial for Bush Beer where they had the bitter beer face.
04:34Oh, yeah.
04:35She kind of has that look to her.
04:36She does.
04:36So did she?
04:37She's from Tulsa?
04:38Tulsa, Oklahoma.
04:40She has a LinkedIn, but she doesn't have a photo on there, but she worked as a server.
04:44She has a LinkedIn?
04:45She's got a LinkedIn.
04:46She worked as a server at Denny's, too.
04:47Oh, yeah.
04:48That's all she has listed.
04:50On LinkedIn?
04:51Why do you have LinkedIn if you were just a Denny's and Waffle House server?
04:55Wait, wait, wait.
04:55What's her name?
04:57She didn't put Waffle House on there.
04:59Just Denny's.
05:00She hasn't had a chance to update it?
05:02No, she hasn't updated it.
05:03Angela Harrison is her name.
05:05Would you say Denny's is an upgrade or a downgrade?
05:07I feel like she's working her way down.
05:09I've never been to Waffle House, so I don't know.
05:11I'd fallen from grace if she went from Denny's to Waffle House.
05:14Yeah, I think that she ran into some trouble at Denny's.
05:22She has a LinkedIn.
05:24That is hilarious.
05:25That's hilarious.
05:26She had it together enough to put on LinkedIn?
05:29I went to the library and did my LinkedIn, too.
05:34Chuck, you got a friender.
05:35I am.
05:36I'm trying.
05:36I'm trying to find her.
05:37It's tough.
05:38I'm trying to find her person from Tulsa.
05:40Tulsa.
05:40There's a lot of, oh, Tulsa.
05:41Mm-hmm.
05:42That's the key.
05:44Yeah.
05:44She is on there.
05:46Someone asked, how much would it take for you to make out with Angela after they checked
05:50out her mugshot at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com?
05:52I mean, I would kill myself first.
05:55I would if they were like.
05:57I'm going to give you a million dollars just to make out with her.
06:00No way, dude.
06:01Stop it.
06:01For a million bucks?
06:02No.
06:03I'd rather.
06:03There's no teeth getting in the way.
06:05I'd take a gummy for a million.
06:06Absolutely.
06:07Oh.
06:07Oh, a gummy.
06:08She looks like the Quaker Oats man on Hard Times.
06:11Yeah.
06:12Quaker Oats man on meth.
06:15Yep.
06:16Same hair.
06:17He lost his hair.
06:18Andy, you're telling me for a million dollars, you wouldn't make out with her.
06:22That's a lot of money.
06:23I know it is.
06:24I would slut it up, yeah.
06:26All right.
06:26I hope that she accepts me.
06:29No.
06:31I think she'll be in jail for a bit.
06:32Well, I have LinkedIn if you don't reach out to these people and make your circle.
06:38Maybe she'll reach out and ask you for some help from a sister.
06:40Yeah.
06:41Legal troubles.
06:42She must think you like her.
06:44You're friending her on there.
06:45I found her Facebook and she.
06:48Oh, she has a Facebook.
06:48Yeah, she had like a really nice smile at one point.
06:52She did?
06:53It was meth then.
06:54It looks like she fell on really hard times.
06:56Yeah, that's a meth face.
06:58Oh, yeah.
06:59You can see it.
06:59It's gorgeous right there.
07:00You can see the progression.
07:02Oh, look at that.
07:03Well, do you think she pops those things in and out maybe?
07:06Oh.
07:07We'll scroll down.
07:08You'll see some cleavage if you want to see.
07:09Oh, yeah.
07:10We do.
07:11Yeah, we do.
07:12She's got her crystals on.
07:13Oh, yeah.
07:15Oh, yeah, rough.
07:16Oh, goodness.
07:18She looks like Mickey Rourke there.
07:19Yeah.
07:20It's tough when you're trying to be like Madonna in real life.
07:28Hmm.
07:30I think those things pop off.
07:33The teeth?
07:35Something tells me.
07:35Yeah, I think they're manufactured.
07:38There's no way she killed them.
07:39She just lost them in the meth world.
07:42I think so.
07:42I don't know how long it takes, though.
07:44Yeah, or she lost them before meth.
07:45I mean, you're not going to go from that and all those being real to like in one, right?
07:51Yeah.
07:51Like, it's not going to.
07:52They're not going to all fall out.
07:52They look pretty perfect, too.
07:54Yeah, they're like straight and perfect.
07:56Yeah, I guess you're right.
07:56They're not going to all fall out in like one year.
07:59Mm-hmm.
08:01Those bad boys are gone.
08:01So that picture was four years ago, and look at her now.
08:04Could you lose all your teeth in four years?
08:07Wow.
08:07Maybe.
08:08Yeah, probably.
08:08I don't know.
08:09Depending on what you got into.
08:10I guess that's the thing.
08:11I don't know how badly meth rots your teeth.
08:15Pretty bad.
08:16Yeah.
08:18It's a shocking difference in just a couple of years.
08:22Yeah, Waffle House and meth will really rough you up.
08:25Yeah.
08:27Holy hell.
08:28Not great.
08:29Not great.