Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who suffered car crash like injuries after tripping over his cat. After seeing a picture of 'Eric the Cat', they can't help but wonder if this cat might have an evil side.
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00:00a man miraculously survived he had car crash like injuries after tripping over his cat
00:16listen this is I car crash like injuries every day oh my god every time I get up my cat thinks
00:27I'm going to eat yes I'm going to eat I'm like no we're not has it ever happened walking up the
00:33stairs because that's my cat will fly up the stairs like beside me oh yeah and that's just
00:39a recipe for disaster yeah he does it going down he doesn't he never tends to go up at the same time
00:45as me it's always if I'm going down because he thinks he's gonna go get a chance to eat so
00:50you don't want to end up like this Gary no there's Chuck I don't 18 things strapped to your body at
00:57hospital bed breathing tube he suffered a broken neck a fractured spine smashed ribs blood in his
01:06lungs and more all from tripping over his cat and the thing is you generally wouldn't even trip
01:14but you're trying to save your cat you don't want to step on your cat the cat is the one that should
01:22have the injuries right yeah like the cat should have the injuries but you don't but you don't allow
01:27yourself to just fall sideways and break your neck and break your back and all your ribs he says I
01:35can't remember much just falling fast it was quick it was over within seconds and then I was at the
01:39bottom you know this is 59 year old Chris Rowley uh this freak accident reportedly occurred last year
01:47while the musician was home alone with his hairless Egyptian Sphinx kitten cool cat name don't want to
01:54kill it the cat's named Eric disaster struck though when the kitty apparently feeling playful dove out
02:02and latched onto one of its owner's legs when he was coming down the stairs he said I felt something on
02:08my leg and then I lost my footing and I tumbled down 14 stairs before landing at the bottom where I lay
02:15unable to move unfortunately his wife was working nights and wasn't able to help him as a result he
02:22had to lay for 14 hours oh my goodness in a pool of his own blood oh my goodness my poor guy his phone
02:30was dead he couldn't get up physically he could not get up he said it was the worst sensation almost
02:37like claustrophobia you can't physically get to what you need to get to like won't be long now Eric
02:43yeah and Eric's just Eric's just waiting to eat watching him he's just waiting to eat him you know
02:49a cat will eat you the cat was probably giving him a nibble every once in a while Eric staring him down
02:55like die old man die take your last breath already yeah are you dead yet call me Eric
03:02funny funny funny little name funny little man
03:08look at that cat looks so evil I will take your life the whole universe will know and fear the name
03:19Eric yep he could be a villain I can see it I'm telling you look at how scrunchy his forehead is
03:28oh those hairless cats I've thought about this moment for a long time
03:34oh gone all day gone all day again hi Eric
03:41who's home gonna go upstairs there's your food the big idiot
03:47almost 60 years old I bet if I can get him to tumble down the stairs he will break like mr. glass
03:59down the stairs I go Eric you're not around are you okay right under your feet
04:03oh look at you tumble my ribs oh that was definitely a skull fracture let me walk by you
04:12now that you're stuck let me rub my head into your injuries my lungs are filling with blood Eric
04:18please no one can hear you scream you're just gonna stare at me Eric while I'm hearing my own blood
04:25yes do something Eric oh I'll do something all right it's been three hours now when you finally
04:37succumb I will consume you you're gonna watch me die aren't you the whole time get the phone get
04:46the phone but be like oh look here's a here look I have the phone he's gonna get it's right here on
04:50this countertop can you almost reach it oh you're thirsty you need some water yes please you want a
05:04little bit of water thank you look it's almost at you it's really close it's very close no off the table
05:12with the water in my own blood yes yes you some water yeah yep yep yep I'll have food soon
05:20uh this guy said I can't even explain the pain I realized my head was hurt I didn't know how much
05:28I'd cut myself though until I saw all the blood gather around me oh man as if that wasn't agonizing
05:34enough yeah Eric started jumping on his chest I believe you call this CPR yes let me save you
05:44he said it was so painful on my broken ribs
05:52oh you really scream and bellow when I jump upon thee it's not playtime Eric it is for me oh
06:04I mean now I'm seeing like his wife comes home and finds him like what happened she instantly looks
06:12at Eric though she knows she knows Eric you did it look at what they've done to Eric look at what
06:17they've made Eric wear Eric's like hold on let me get a sweater and I'll explain
06:21you know he has to go don't you he comes back home in a wheelchair he's like welcome home I suppose
06:35we'll think more before doing things I pooped on your pillow many times Eric is hilarious to me he
06:44looks like such an evil cow he does he's like I meant it that's what he doesn't know they do mean
06:51it I mean they do they're cats I was hoping he'd be even more injured I'm jumping on your broken
07:01ribs you're not helping Eric I get it I get it you can't get him off