Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was bitten on the finger by a priest while trying to accept communion. Then, flashback to the time when Dave accepted communion at Chuck's wedding, even though he wasn't supposed to at all.
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00:00here's a weird story a priest in florida bit a woman after denying her communion
00:12there was a scuffle the priest isn't denying it he admits he bit her but he said he had to
00:19protect the wafer because it's the body of christ it is the body of christ yeah body of christ very
00:26amen very bizarre story here uh the details from wf tv catholic mass happens every sunday at st
00:35thomas aquinas church in saint cloud and they're like churches all over the world this past sunday
00:40parishioners received communion but this unidentified woman says when she tried she
00:44was bit by the priest identifying him on this body camera as father fidel she told saint cloud police
00:51the scuffle started when she tried to receive communion he wouldn't give me a cookie i don't
00:56know if it was cookie because the way you know what it is that i like a witness telling police
01:02in this report that she was singled out because of her sexuality and attire so then he forcefully
01:07tried to shove it and like put it in her mouth of course i don't okay so i don't understand here
01:13let's people can't see these these women the one in the tank top with the spaghetti strings
01:20she's fine but the woman in like what's like a dress shirt she wasn't okay to take it yeah i
01:26don't understand i'm not sure they somehow identified her sexuality in the church oh she's
01:32is what they said there right saying that's what they said so it's because they believe she's the
01:37priest believed she was a lesbian she i don't know i don't know it's the last thing priests are into
01:42here you can see some of that confrontation from a feed the church streams online but the priest told
01:51police a different story he said the woman came to the 10 o'clock mass but didn't seem to know the
01:56process of receiving so he denied her the bread yeah she came back to another service and tried again
02:02but this time the confrontation happened when she tried to grab the bread out of his hand telling police
02:08he was protecting the bread because it's considered the body of christ i'm not judging you i'm asking
02:13you only did you confess after the other mass to receive communion now because if you confess i can't
02:18give you communion i buy it i'm not denying that and as defending myself and defending the second
02:24and made it clear that was the only reason telling those same officers that he didn't know her or what
02:29her sexual orientation is and doesn't care about that i don't use nobody i spoke to the priest the
02:34woman identified on the body camera by phone he did not want to answer questions and hung up and
02:40when we showed up at the church today we were greeted by this man but he didn't want to talk does the
02:46church want to make a comment since you're over here we did reach out to the diocese this morning for
02:53comment but so far we have not heard back in saint cloud shannon butler channel nine eyewitness news
02:59this lady has given up as a reporter she's wearing a sweatshirt yeah that's it it's over huh um how
03:05hard is it to know the process of that you just okay watch everyone else right in front of you you
03:10just they i don't understand okay but you know there is like a way that we all walk up and uh right and
03:17you do the sign of the cross and you hold your hands a certain way like i'm roaming i was you know in
03:22the roman catholic faith so everything is now we weren't allowed to have it until you had your first
03:28communion and went through all that stuff right um but they will ask at a mass if anyone uh wants it
03:37or whatever but i think you what you would do is you would go up and they'd give you the blessing
03:41you weren't allowed to eat the body of christ that was the deal so because she hadn't gone through her
03:48first communion she would have probably only got like the sweet priest uh cross on the on the head
03:55and like a blessing they didn't know that though yeah no but because i didn't know the process right
04:00you but you have to say something you would like say something to do it you have to you know you're
04:06not you're not supposed to calling it a cookie calling it a cookie is a pretty big sign that you
04:13are not that you shouldn't be there you shouldn't be doing it you know um so he was in a weird way
04:20like just trying to protect the church because it's no there's a way you have to you have to do it
04:29and you you know you have to say the right stuff i did it before and i'm not yes i was shocked when
04:34you did it i just thought it would be really rude if i just sat there literally everybody you guys was
04:41going up but i'm like i can't be the only one left in this oh no no i think you're supposed to go up
04:47and you're supposed to just be like um people have to sit there too i've seen a lot of people
04:52listen when when i got married when i got married and don't get married but when i got married
05:02i did the full-on i had my feet washed by uh you did it all very you did it all homosexual priest
05:09who fled the country not not lying after sucking chuck's toes yeah not lying um anyway we did the
05:16full thing dave had no idea none none like when do you kneel what do you say all of the the thing on
05:24your head i watched you do the gospel when the gospel is played you gotta do these little crosses
05:30like i was cheating in high school i was looking at the guy oh yeah you got married at a really
05:35historic catholic historic yes big time polish and i was in the wedding party yes i'm gonna be the
05:42only guy yeah yeah i loved it that's surprising that everybody else but you went up like there
05:48because everyone else was like catholic and like wasn't there friends that weren't catholic though i
05:54mean not everyone i've seen i'm catholic too but i've went and i've went to many different things
05:58where there's people that are not catholic that just sit there well you have to understand like
06:01so my friends we all went to like the same catholic high school like we're all yeah we're all kind of
06:06like dave was the outsider of the group you know guys yeah and i and i was like i remember being
06:20like you're not a monster i'm like you too i'm like you too i'm like you too give me the look like
06:25you can't do it yeah and i'm like body of christ yeah dave's like tosses it up like a chip and like
06:34pot it on his tongue add some of that sweet juice yeah i'm like no don't do it dave's looking at the
06:40way people are holding their hands yeah everything i was just copying everything
06:43oh yeah i was like it also with you
06:45yeah oh shit i did a lot of his
06:50oh yeah
06:52yeah i totally winged it he really did because as you know like everything's being recorded too
07:00which is also hilarious i would have loved oh my god i would never watch it again i can't ever
07:08watch it again please god no but boy would it be funny to see dave whatever they say you're just
07:13like oh yeah
07:14they have so many rules in that church oh there's so many rules and when to get up and when to get
07:21down and blah blah blah and what you can and cannot do the thing is i don't even know like
07:25i think i when i was like dave you're you're not i mean there's a whole ceremony and also with
07:30you yeah i'm like that was my go-to i'm like you didn't do it did you he's like yes yes i did it
07:37but you just ate jesus i did it i got jesus in me jesus without his permission
07:42you don't have a third a fourth extra name that they gave you
07:48jesus is a friend of mine yeah i just would have loved to see the footage of you waiting in line
08:04oh my god it would be the only reason to re-watch it oh that's funny oh man but you were on display
08:11but i was also at the front of the church that's what i'm saying we were we had to i got my feet
08:16washed dave yeah i know i got my feet washed what the hell can i get a wash too
08:22he would have yes you could have with him you could have with him because he would have been
08:30like you masturbate ever like trust me he asked me i really did think i was gonna get some of that
08:35wine though too i'm like if you want to get you want to get bit by a priest go for the wine take
08:43try to take his wine dude there's something to wash down this oh my god the priest that i was
08:49oh my god the guy that i was like the altar boy for was bombed 24 hours a day 24 hours a day
09:00there was so much wine in the back i mean some probably for kids yeah some not no jesus juice
09:06well i'm just saying i mean he was bombed old old old old and drunk so don't take communion
09:14if you aren't catholic no just the hands do the hands or do it because that's hilarious
09:19well the one thing like i've never seen like a priest react with violence biting someone you know
09:29like a violent reaction like i could see them being like oh you know like i'm i'm i'm sorry we
09:35we just have a thing this is the way we do it but no just to bite someone i just want to do it
09:40because like whatever they say i just want to be like definitely
09:42yeah just come in even walking into the church you got it you're supposed to do this right oh yeah
09:50with uh you put a little you get a little yeah you're like spritzing it on yourself
09:54dave was like washing his hands oh my god that's holy water dave that's holy water no that's not
10:01what that sponge is for it was a different time yeah it was wild pretty wild stuff
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