Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Taco Bell customer who claimed they found a nose ring inside their taco order. Then, discuss what is the worst thing you can find in your food that wasn't supposed to be there.
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00:00A Taco Bell diner claims they were left with a bad taste in their mouth, and they found
00:11someone's nose ring in their meal.
00:13No!
00:14Why?
00:15The customer took to the web to share a photo of his lunch, which appeared to have an unexpected
00:20item of jewelry lodged into a piece of diced onion.
00:24Oh, God.
00:25It's so gross.
00:26It's in someone's nose.
00:28There it is, right there.
00:32Holy cow.
00:33He said, found a nose ring in my Taco Bell today.
00:36The post quickly sparked a flurry of comments from fellow social media users.
00:42One joking, that's not funny.
00:44However, the conversation soon turned serious.
00:47One person said, I'd definitely go back and bring it to their attention.
00:50He said, well, I called and told them.
00:52She said, no one here has a nose stud.
00:55Not anymore.
00:56Huh.
00:56Speculation kind of arose about how the nose ring supposedly ended up in the food.
01:03Someone said, I wonder if they get some of their ingredients already prepped, like at the
01:07onion chopping place.
01:08Did someone there.
01:10Yeah, I mean, that's a good question.
01:11I don't know how it works, but.
01:12I would describe anyone that goes to fast food restaurants as brave these days.
01:18It's a brave thing to do.
01:20It really is.
01:20Like, it's crazy in there.
01:22You don't know what's going to happen.
01:23You don't know.
01:25Anything can happen.
01:26You're taking a real risk.
01:27Blood one day.
01:28Right.
01:28Nose rings the other.
01:30What's the worst?
01:30One time, just recently, I had to pull around three times before they took my order.
01:35Oh, before he noticed.
01:36Like, looked in there, like, saw everybody, was like, hey.
01:39Hey.
01:40Then drove around again.
01:41Nobody talked to me on the speaker.
01:44Drove through.
01:45Hey.
01:46You've got commitment.
01:47After one time, I'd be like, bye.
01:49I wanted a Burger King, man.
01:50That's it.
01:51Yeah, that's tough.
01:52They're busy.
01:53That's tough.
01:53They're busy.
01:54They're not.
01:56That's the thing.
01:57And he was the only one.
01:58You were the only one driving around in circles.
02:00Trying to get their attention.
02:02I was like, this is crazy.
02:03Please.
02:03I'm begging you.
02:05Can I have it my way?
02:06Please.
02:08What is the worst piercing you could find in your food?
02:11Prince Albert.
02:12Oh, Prince Albert.
02:13Yeah.
02:13Yeah.
02:14Unless there's a butthole piercing.
02:16I don't think there is, but I mean.
02:18There probably is.
02:18There probably is.
02:19There has to be.
02:20There has to be, right?
02:21There has to be.
02:21You're right.
02:22But how's that getting in there?
02:23Yeah, that's difficult.
02:24It's tough.
02:24But that makes it worse.
02:27Yeah, anal piercing sort of thing.
02:28Yeah.
02:29Nipple would be bad, too.
02:30Like a male nipple ring with a little hair attached to it.
02:33Like a belly button ring.
02:34What's the number one worst thing you could ever find in your food?
02:38Oh, God.
02:40Do you think it's like finger?
02:42Turd?
02:43I mean, turd's bad.
02:45Turd is bad.
02:45Turd is so bad.
02:47You're right.
02:48Turd's bad.
02:49No, though.
02:50Yeah.
02:50Right away.
02:51See.
02:52Yeah, you don't eat any of it.
02:53No.
02:53Semen?
02:53Yeah.
02:55I think turd's worse.
02:57I know it's crazy to think.
02:58That's a toss-up.
02:58I know it's crazy to think.
03:00But I think turd's worse.
03:03My God.
03:03You think you'd go turd over semen?
03:06I think I would.
03:07I mean, that's crazy to say.
03:09What did it reveal by me?
03:11Yeah.
03:11But yeah, I mean, it's just, I can't imagine accidentally taking that first bite of turd.
03:19But you're okay swallowing a big load of semen.
03:21I feel like you wouldn't even know.
03:24But turd, you'd know.
03:26And it's better to not know.
03:28Is it?
03:28It's better to not know.
03:29Is it?
03:30Yeah, it is.
03:31Every time.
03:33I feel like the turd's gonna warn you right away.
03:35That's what I'm saying.
03:37Like, I think the turd warns you.
03:39I don't know if it does.
03:41The smell of it.
03:42Piercing is bad, for sure.
03:44Use toilet paper.
03:46I couldn't imagine going up to a place and be like, a turd!
03:50You'd be like, sorry, yeah, I took a...
03:54A turd in my taco?
03:55I was...
03:56I made your taco while I was on the toilet.
03:58How did that even happen?
04:00I almost bit into it.
04:01Yeah, you wouldn't believe it.
04:03I made your tacos on the ground in the bathroom.
04:07There's a turd in there.
04:08And then I pooped all over them.
04:11Well, well...
04:12I wrapped them up, and I gave them to you.
04:16I didn't think you'd be able to tell.
04:18I scraped most of it off.
04:19Someone said a grill from someone's teeth, they would...
04:24Oh, what about just teeth?
04:26We've heard of that before.
04:27We have heard of that.
04:28That's terrible.
04:29That's terrible stuff.
04:30Like a real human tooth with a cavity.
04:32Oh, yeah.
04:33And I think with that little root part,
04:36you know, makes it even worse.
04:39Where it's the whole tooth.
04:41Husband bit into a burger.
04:42It had a Band-Aid in it.
04:44Band-Aid's not great either.
04:46But...
04:46A soiled Band-Aid.
04:47It's way down, though.
04:49Yeah.
04:50It's...
04:51Skin flakes?
04:53Yeah, you don't want that.
04:53Once again, I think you just eat those skin flakes.
04:56You don't even know what you've done.
04:58Mucus really gets me.
04:59Oh, yeah.
05:00Oh, like a hork.
05:01Okay.
05:02Yeah, I couldn't do that.
05:03No, yeah.
05:04You'd know, right?
05:05Would you...
05:06Would you know?
05:08You'd tell me to be quiet.
05:09Yeah, because I can't.
05:10I was feeling it.
05:11Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:13That's funny.
05:14Out of all the things we just talked about,
05:15that's what really got me my throw up instincts coming in.
05:19The same thing happens to me.
05:21Like poop, turd, semen, all that.
05:22But as soon as the mucus comes in, I'm like...
05:24Yeah.
05:25I just...
05:25I used to work with a guy who was a really heavy smoker,
05:28and we did this factory job in the morning,
05:32and for the first 20 minutes, it was that.
05:35It was like getting rid of that every morning.
05:40But like, just letting it fly out onto the factory floor,
05:45you would just see it for the rest of the day.
05:47We're making people sick.
05:48Yeah, we are.
05:49Yeah, we are.
05:50Use tampon.
05:51Oh, I mean, yeah, that's tough to put in a burrito.
05:56That is.
05:57How did this happen?
05:58Maybe not.
05:58I mean, you're sending a real message, man.
06:00Butt plug.
06:02Oh, my God.
06:03I'm going to need to see a manager.
06:07It's like lighting up.
06:08Is something wrong with this burger?
06:09Yeah, do you notice anything?
06:11Why is there a big jewel hanging out of that?
06:14What seems to be the trouble?
06:16Big purple butt plug.
06:18Right in the middle of the hamburger.
06:19Oh, that's mine.
06:21Dropped it.
06:23Fell out.
06:24Server at a wedding.
06:26Someone put a used condom in the buffet pan of chicken,
06:28tied up and full of arrival juices.
06:33Oh, my God.
06:34Three people puked, and half the wedding left.
06:37I mean, yeah, wedding over, I guess.
06:40Yeah.
06:41That's a bad caterer.
06:43Wedding over.
06:44Someone just had a dastardly, dastardly suggestion.
06:48Okay.
06:49Worst thing they could ever imagine.
06:52Diarrhea in chili.
06:53Jesus, God.
06:58It would dissipate.
06:59You wouldn't even know.
07:01It would mix with the flavors.
07:02You would.
07:03You'd know.
07:04You'd know, sort of.
07:06I think you'd know, sort of.
07:08I think there's, like, people that love chili so much, too.
07:10There'd be one guy that was like,
07:11this is the best chili I ever had.
07:14What if it was?
07:16It's diarrhea chili.
07:17Yeah.
07:18Oh, God.
07:19Oh, my God.
07:21Damn you.
07:22You ate a big bowl of chili, and somebody said,
07:26I had diarrhea in that chili.
07:29I added my own flavor.
07:32No!
07:33That is how serial killers start.
07:38Wow.
07:38I had diarrhea in that big pot of chili.
07:40This whole thing really has just been twisted all upside down.
07:44Yeah, I know, I know.
07:44It started with a little nose ring, and it's turned into diarrhea chili.
07:47Yeah, we apologize.
07:49That's a bad restaurant name.
07:52Hi, welcome to diarrhea chili.
07:53Well, you know, it could just mean.
07:56You're going to get it.
07:57Yeah, but still bad.
07:58Still bad.
07:58Yeah, not great.
07:59That should not be.
08:00Not great.
08:01In the title.
08:02Lisa is just watching Ina Garden Eat Cheese on TV.
08:05Oh, I don't blame her.
08:06I don't blame her.
08:07I love that that is on right down during this segment.
08:11It's a nice little.
08:12It's just lemonade.
08:13It's just lemonade.
08:14Well, we almost threw up.
08:14I was just like, Dave, look at the screen.
08:16Yeah.
08:16You got it.
08:17It's in this fresh bakery.
08:18Oh, my God.
08:19Oh, that looks so good.
08:21Everything looks good.
08:22Incredible.
08:22Yep.
08:24Nope.
08:24It's different here.
08:27It's different.
08:27Yeah, it's different.
08:28Yeah.
08:28It is different.
08:29Oh, my God.