Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 79-year-old woman who broke her leg while hiking in Washington state and had to be carried down the mountain by a 20-year-old guy.
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00:00It sucks to be old
00:08Imagine being this guy
00:12A 79-year-old grandma
00:17Broke her leg
00:19While she was out hiking by herself
00:23In Washington State
00:24Why are you out hiking by yourself?
00:26Uff
00:27You're 80
00:28In Bigfoot country
00:30Yeah
00:30And a guy had to carry her
00:33Down the mountain on his back
00:36For hours
00:38Well, I mean
00:39Thank God he was there, I guess
00:42Imagine having a grandma on your back
00:44For hours
00:45I'm dragging grandma
00:47I can't
00:48You're not
00:49You can't
00:50I
00:50A lot of grandmas are
00:52You're gonna take a lot of breaks
00:53Some grandmas are
00:54They're very light
00:54Some are very light
00:55They eat like one thing a day
00:57Especially if you're hiking
00:58Yeah, hiking grandma
00:59I feel like is a light grandma
01:00Yeah
01:01Look at her, yep
01:02She's just like Yoda
01:03Oh my god
01:04She's just like Yoda
01:05Training Luke
01:06He was doing flips and stuff
01:08Luckily
01:12He was a U.S. Air Force airman
01:15First class
01:16Troy May
01:17Who just happened to be hiking
01:18With his fiance
01:19So luckily she encountered
01:21A strong guy
01:22Oh, that was him
01:23Oh yeah, he's got it
01:24No problem
01:25Oh yeah
01:25Yeah
01:26But imagine like
01:27Officer Andy's there
01:29I'd be like
01:29Listen ma'am
01:30Do you have a note
01:32Or something
01:33That you wanna give your loved ones
01:34Cause you're gonna die here
01:35I will get them that note
01:38I will give them a note
01:39I'll tell people
01:40As soon as I get back
01:42I'm telling you
01:42There are no other options for you
01:44I will leave you a bottle of water
01:46Yeah
01:47I'm trying to find some way to drag her
01:49But I mean I can't
01:51You can't drag her
01:52Four hours through the wilderness
01:53You can't
01:54That's one way to do it
01:55Put her on like a blanket or something
01:56That's it
01:57I need to pull her down
01:57You don't have a blanket
01:58I don't
01:59You're gonna let that old lady
02:01Just lie there with a broken leg
02:03I'm not lying there
02:05She's gonna be dragged
02:06Yep
02:06Oh that poor lady
02:08That hurt
02:08Yeah
02:09Oh
02:10Ursula Bannister
02:11Who describes herself as an experienced hiker
02:13Ran into trouble
02:14After setting off
02:15On the 3.1 mile hike
02:17To High Rock Lookout
02:19A viewpoint near Ashford, Washington
02:21It's right in the name
02:23Super High Rock
02:25Yeah
02:26It's right there
02:27High Rock Lookout
02:28After reaching the summit
02:30And snapping a photo of the view
02:33She stepped right into a hole
02:36And took a bad tumble
02:39I mean her bones are styrofoam now
02:41Exactly
02:42That's it
02:43Three places
02:44Her leg was broken instantly
02:45In three places
02:47Three places
02:47Well yeah
02:47Yeah
02:48She was by herself
02:49She was by herself
02:51That's crazy
02:51When she pulled herself out of the hole
02:53Her foot was pointing in the opposite direction
02:55Oh
02:55I think something's up
02:57Is that bad?
02:58Damn it
02:59Yeah
03:01What's wrong?
03:02Is that supposed to be going that way?
03:04Oh boy
03:05Well hop up on me
03:09All right
03:09Oh my god
03:10Carry me down
03:11Describes carrying a 79 year old on their back
03:15Jason's horny dream
03:17I wasn't going to say anything
03:21Oh yeah
03:21It sounded like the worst name
03:23Why are you carrying her in front?
03:25Well that's how she felt most comfortable
03:26Yeah
03:27Weird
03:29Yeah
03:30Her foot was pointing the wrong way
03:32Yep
03:32No
03:33And she knew it was really bad
03:34I think you get to a certain age
03:36You don't realize
03:37That you shouldn't be doing these things still
03:39Like your mind
03:40You still feel young
03:41Exactly
03:41I feel like hiking is something
03:42People don't think about
03:43Like I feel like you really need strong bones
03:45Yes
03:46Because you can trip over something
03:47Not osteoporosis
03:47For sure
03:48You know
03:48You got to be strong
03:49Right
03:50Like it's just
03:51Hiking I think seems easier
03:53Than it is
03:54Because technically
03:55It should just be walking
03:57Like just one foot in front of the other
03:59There's a hole
03:59There's holes
04:00Yeah
04:01There's roots
04:02Right
04:02Yeah
04:03I encounter it all the time
04:04Roots
04:05You see it
04:05How many times is a root
04:06My biggest fear
04:07Is falling and breaking something
04:08How about a slippery root
04:10A little bit of water
04:11On a root
04:12Rocks
04:12Moss
04:13Moss on rocks
04:14Trying to get you
04:15That's slippery stuff
04:16At all times
04:18Yeah
04:19I'm going to make it to the mountain top
04:22Well
04:22What happened was
04:23I put my foot in a tiny hole
04:26And it just
04:27My legs shattered
04:28Into three places
04:29Yeah
04:29Someone said
04:30Can you imagine
04:31Carrying grandma down the mountain
04:32For hours
04:33And the whole time
04:33She's in your ear
04:34Complaining
04:35Telling you to slow down
04:36Oh
04:37You think this is the only thing
04:38That's wrong with me
04:39I've got osteoporosis
04:41I've got some arthritis
04:43In both of my shoulders
04:44It's very hard for me
04:46To stay
04:46Hung on to you
04:48I really do appreciate this
04:50I'm going to need you to pipe down
04:51I also had a little bit
04:53Of a gallbladder issue
04:54I had to kill some kidney stones
04:57My husband passed away
04:59Oh I've got to go uphill on this
05:01Yeah
05:01Uh huh
05:02Well only about four more hours left
05:04Right in my ear
05:05Like
05:05Your whole medical history
05:07Oh my god
05:08Yeah
05:09I'm type O blood
05:11Which is weird
05:12She's just like
05:13Ow
05:13Ow
05:14Stop
05:15Hey
05:15Every step
05:17Honestly though
05:18If you're on someone's back
05:19Your foot is
05:20Pointed in the other direction
05:22What kind of shoes
05:22Was she wearing
05:23Orthotics
05:24Yeah
05:24They look like old lady shoes
05:26Yeah
05:26They're not
05:26Regular
05:27I mean just hiking shoes
05:28She needed
05:29Which
05:30Which foot do you think is
05:32The one we can't see
05:33Yeah
05:33I think so too
05:34Yeah
05:34She's all smiles now
05:37She ended up with 11 screws
05:40And a titanium plate
05:41That's how bad it was
05:42That's the beginning
05:44It should never be the same
05:44No I mean come on
05:45She's like Wolverine in one leg
05:48Right
05:48So she tried to get up
05:49With her hiking pole
05:50And it collapsed on her
05:53Don't try to get up
05:55When your leg is
05:56I mean I guess
05:57You're in the middle of nowhere though
05:58Right
05:58Like you think you're gonna die there
06:00So I guess you just
06:01You know you have to move
06:03Just used to a different style
06:05Of grandma
06:05Like my grandma
06:06Would head out to bingo
06:07Yeah
06:08I couldn't imagine
06:10If she was always like
06:11Where you going
06:11I'm going on
06:12To the top of a mountain
06:13Yeah
06:14Yeah exactly
06:15I'll be back
06:16What
06:16To the summit of a volcano
06:18Yeah
06:19U.S. Air Force
06:21Airman
06:22First Class
06:22Troy May
06:23Who just happened to be hiking
06:24With his fiance
06:25Heard
06:27The old lady's cries
06:29For help
06:29What is that
06:32You hear something
06:33Like an injured animal
06:34You hear something
06:35Must be
06:36It's a coyote
06:37I think it's a cougar
06:38Cougar
06:39Saber tooth
06:40He says
06:45I knew I was capable
06:46Of carrying her
06:47For a while
06:48Sure
06:49I didn't realize
06:50Just how long
06:51It would be though
06:52Poor guy
06:53So
06:54When a 911 dispatcher
06:56Informed them
06:57It could be five hours
06:58Before rescue crews
06:59Could reach them
07:00The 20 year old said
07:01I just decided
07:03I had to carry her down
07:04If I could
07:05He ended up
07:06Carrying her
07:07Most of the
07:08Three and a half hour
07:09Trek back down
07:10To the parking lot
07:11Good God
07:12I can't believe
07:13She walked that much
07:15Yeah that's nuts
07:15He had to help her
07:17With breathing exercises
07:19You losing it back there
07:22Just take a deep breath in
07:24Breathe
07:25Can I help her
07:27Control the pain
07:28You're doing that
07:29Right in my ear
07:30It's gotta stop
07:32You gotta stop
07:33Oh Jason would love that
07:34Are you kidding me right now
07:36I think she needs CPR
07:38There's another hiking pole
07:40Oh my god
07:41Rest your leg on this
07:43I look like a reward
07:44For you
07:44Oh my god
07:45I'm gonna take my teeth out
07:48Someone said it
07:50She'd be probably farting
07:50A lot too
07:51Oh well
07:52As he would like
07:53Bounce down
07:53Dog
07:56Must have been the dog
07:57There's no dog
07:58I ate a bunch of raspberries
08:00To stay alive
08:04Oh well
08:08I mean
08:08She seems happy
08:10In that photo
08:10When she's on that guy's back
08:12Yeah well
08:12She's probably like
08:13Wow he's strong
08:14Yeah
08:15Handsome and strong
08:16She said
08:18If I didn't focus
08:19On my pain
08:19I don't think
08:22I would have made it
08:22I did scream quite loudly
08:24Quite a bit
08:24Is it possible
08:26Is this photo
08:27A recreation of it
08:29I feel like it's a real
08:30Well maybe
08:31Because would you really
08:32Just be standing around
08:33Like that
08:34Why is everyone
08:34Smiling and posing
08:36You know
08:36I feel like it's a recreation
08:37He was kind of showing
08:39Maybe this is them
08:40At the bottom
08:40They're happy to have
08:41Reached the bottom
08:42I think that's it
08:43Oh you think so
08:44Yeah
08:44That's an amazing dude
08:46He carried that lady
08:47Three and a half hours
08:48Down a mountain
08:49Yeah
08:50Like that's an incredible guy
08:51Right
08:51That must have sucked
08:53The biggest balls
08:55Yeah
08:55Oh yeah
08:56Yeah
08:56Yeah it's a terrible thing
08:58Like I said
09:00I'd be like
09:01Look I don't think
09:02I can do what this guy
09:03Can do
09:03No
09:04I'm like
09:05I'm not
09:06An air force person
09:07I'm not a marine
09:09I am a fat man
09:11Who plays video games
09:13You're gonna die
09:15I barely made it up here
09:16I would look like
09:18I need
09:18I would be like
09:20Someone carry me
09:21I'd lay down beside her
09:22Oh my god
09:23What's wrong with you
09:24Nothing really
09:25But
09:25We need help
09:26Help us
09:29Are you guys
09:31Did you break your legs too
09:32No
09:33Just fat
09:33And I made it up here
09:34No
09:35We're fine
09:35Physically fine
09:36Are you okay to go down then
09:38No
09:38No
09:38Someone's gonna carry me back down
09:40I need a big strong man
09:41Need to cling on to him
09:45If you want to see more about the story
09:47And see the grandma we're talking about
09:48Look up Dave and Chuck the Freak
09:50On social media
09:50And you can follow the links there
09:52To the story
09:52Yep
09:53But she is
09:54She's doing better
09:55At least
09:56Thanks to that guy
09:57Who helped her down
09:58Yep