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So make sure you buy her one for Christmas. Also, Alexa gets a new voice.

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00:01Incubus plans to release a new album this year, that's cool.
00:04I love Incubus.
00:05I do too.
00:06Some people don't, but always been melodic.
00:09You want to talk about a good singer?
00:10Yeah.
00:11Brandon Boyd.
00:12He's fantastic.
00:13We have been building out this magical place for the past year,
00:16and we are very close to creating the art that we plan on making this year.
00:20Do we need to mood up the studio here the way they do it,
00:23hang some tapestries and lava lamps?
00:25No.
00:26That was what we did in college, man.
00:28Everybody had a tapestry hanging from their ceiling.
00:31Nice to do that, too.
00:33It makes it so trippy.
00:35Kathy, you say no?
00:36No.
00:37How about some dream catchers, Kathy?
00:39No.
00:40No, thank you.
00:41Oh, my God.
00:42I get those for Christmas every year.
00:43Do you really?
00:44Yes, they go right from the gift bag to the trash.
00:46Let's couple my mug collection with your dream catchers.
00:50Oh, that would be so awesome.
00:52Your dream catchers and the mugs, and we can put up a whole wall of knives, Preston.
00:56It's just like in Hawaii.
00:57You just throw them away?
00:59Why would I want that dumb thing?
01:01What do you want me to do with it?
01:03It doesn't catch dreams.
01:05So let me ask you this.
01:06It's not real.
01:07Kathy, here's your biggest explanation.
01:09A circle with a net in the middle.
01:12I'm so glad I asked that question.
01:14They're Indian dream catchers.
01:16Look what happened to the Indians.
01:18Thanks, Steve.
01:19Didn't see that coming, did they?
01:21No.
01:22Should have caught that dream.
01:24So boring.
01:25Get this dust collector out of my house.
01:27Everyone listening.
01:28God, I hope that person's not listening.
01:35Everyone listening.
01:36I hope someday you end up on Kathy's gift list, or you have to buy something for her.
01:41You know it's going to happen now.
01:42Oh, she's ever going to get her dream catchers.
01:44It's dream catchers.
01:45I got you this.
01:46You're right.
01:47Now you get all sorts of Indian artifacts.
01:49I haven't heard the new news reading Alexa does, Steve.
01:55Oh, yes.
01:56You sent her her audio of this.
01:57So they have refined the speech pattern of the Amazon Alexa.
02:02Yep.
02:03And we have two versions.
02:05The original version of the way it would read the news, and the improved speech version.
02:10So here's the old way.
02:11While royal wedding fashion will have an influence on bridal trends in the United States,
02:16American brides are continually looking for ways to personalize their wedding to reflect their own style.
02:21Another.
02:22The royal brides.
02:23Yeah, that's the way I hear it.
02:24Right.
02:25Now, okay, so there's a new version.
02:26The refined speech algorithm.
02:27All right.
02:28Here we go.
02:29While royal wedding fashion will have an influence on bridal trends in the United States,
02:33American brides are continually looking for ways to personalize their wedding to reflect their own style.
02:38Oh, the inflections aren't as choppy.
02:39Yeah, it's pretty good, right?
02:40Nice.
02:41The royal brides, the former Meghan Markle and Princess Eugenie, did just that.
02:45Now, teaching to play fart sounds and we're out of jobs.
02:48How about this?
02:49Manthe, read the news.
02:51Today in news, a woman was found strangled to death with her own dream catcher.
02:58Turns out she'd been talking ill of it on air when the gift giver decided to drive over and beat the bitch to death.
03:08You be right.
03:09You are late at rock and voyages.
03:10You are late at rock.
03:11Good boy.
03:12All right, işver.
03:13And now my love got the kids.
03:14Wait, I'm sorry one more episode.
03:16Okay.
03:17Let's see how it is available.
03:18You

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