"Dear Club Foot Freak Forum, I never thought it would happen to me…"
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00:00so a couple of months ago I was at my bank and there was an old lady who I
00:05held the door for and she went in because she had heard about the train
00:08change shortage and she had a bag of change and the bank didn't accept loose
00:13change very sweet but I don't put out she was a nun oh she was a nun she was
00:19like a 90 year old and I didn't know you should have known she didn't put out I
00:22know okay so I felt terrible for her because she was on a walker and she was
00:27having a hard time and then so they were like you know you can go to the Acme
00:30right there and so I ended up helping her out and I like walked her all the way
00:35down to the Acme I ran up I got her a cart and then I brought the car to her and
00:38then I took her to the change machine counted all the drinks dude did you say
00:42Republic Bank yeah I can't find any locations there's one in Wynwood I went
00:47to the one in media so anyway you have this nun who's having a tough time she
00:52had a tough time and so we I get her her change she's trying to give me money I'm
00:55like I don't I'm not doing this for money yeah so what I thought was gonna be
00:59like five ten minutes ended up being like a half hour because we're standing in
01:03line mind me of my husband I thought you were none I just put this on to get the
01:08freebie so we're now the same sort of boys chime that's a bad habit man yeah why
01:18did it take you 30 minutes because as we're standing in line to get the money
01:21back for the change that we had take your shirt off and do push-ups I don't
01:28think this is the nun she had listen she's older yeah she's older so we're
01:33standing in line and she goes oh oh dear I forgot I needed to do something at the
01:38bank you know so she was at the bank for a couple of different reasons so I'm
01:41like all right well we'll go back to the bank and make sure you're taking care of
01:44waiting for you to leave and then no no I really helped her out Kath she was out
01:48the door and then she turns around she had like a club foot and so she couldn't
01:53really walk at home so um she and then she was like oh and then I forgot I had
01:58to mail these things I'm like oh we'll take you to mail your things and then so
02:01we did the mail and then we went back to the bank and then I brought it to her
02:05car and I basically lifted her and put her in her car yeah and then and then I
02:11would I have to hand wash my panties would you help me anything for you
02:17sister
02:18the washing machine destroys them wash them with your hands with your shirt off
02:25but do push-ups
02:27stand on the other side of this screen and get yourself around oh my god anything
02:35for you all right you've lived a hard life what happened you deserve this and so
02:39the worst part I think was uh after I had um put her in her car and she started to
02:45drive off as I had to now take this cart back to the supermarkets and now I look
02:50like this guy and then I saw people that I knew that I'm riding this cart in the
02:55parking lot of the Acme and they're like oh it's a motorized okay that makes it a
03:01different thing and it almost went like negative miles per hour this thing was so
03:05damn slow yeah okay yeah so you saw people you knew as you're yeah hey guys
03:10and and then I'm just hanging out with a nun with a club foot and then it looked
03:15like I was stalking her because I went to the gas station and she was at the gas
03:19station as well I was like I am oh dear this dude's into me oh dear he's turned on we need to have a
03:27whole casey segment called and then that should be the name of the club foot freaks
03:32he's got a fetish club feet I'll let him sniff it and then he can go oh my god smells like cheese
03:43doesn't it you like that don't you you're a bad boy while you're down there sniff that foot
03:50could have sworn god was gonna he was gonna give you bonus points yeah he did he gave you a paddle
03:56let me let me ask you a question I know we're running out of time here but um when when you
04:01commit to doing something like that when you go to help someone a good deed yeah let's say you you
04:06don't have a half hour you've got five minutes hey I figured that's what this will take and I'll help
04:11this out person this person out and then it starts to drag on and on is there a time when you can say
04:17I'm sorry I have to go you push them down just push them down I would just say okay I'm glad we got
04:23you here to the bank good luck and uh you know have a nice day and you walk away yeah I mean
04:28because I did I had a half hour you did okay but I didn't I'm a ghost but I didn't have 45 minutes
04:34do you know what I mean so she was a ghost no you're a ghost oh I've helped you yes I must go now
04:41you didn't smell my foot and I know you're horny for that stuff freak this is terrible you freak
04:52I need to pay you you want to smell my club foot you freak
04:56how did this start we just change
05:07hey you may smell the foot yet you freak come on back
05:16now I'm actually imagining what a club foot would smell like
05:21you