When kids mispronounce words, it's cute. When Preston does it, we have to dump it.
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00:00Here's a text that says,
00:02My daughter calls the ice hockey player bench the waiting station.
00:08All the players are sitting on the waiting station.
00:11I like that.
00:12Here's some other tweets that Marissa just brought in.
00:15Meg T says,
00:16My son used to think the limerick plant was the cloud factory.
00:19Yes, that makes sense.
00:21Yeah, I think we used to actually tell.
00:22No, you know what?
00:23Caroline used to call those because they're very close to where we live
00:27and you can see them pretty much any time you get out on the road.
00:30She would call them the volcanoes.
00:32Volcanoes.
00:33Yeah, the volcanoes.
00:35Let's see.
00:36John said that his kids used to call Parmesan cheese shaky cheese.
00:41Because you have to shake it out of the end.
00:42Yes.
00:43You know what?
00:43We used to call mustard squirt mustard, right?
00:47Okay.
00:48So the guldens was just guldens and then the yellow.
00:52Because the guldens, when we had that, it didn't come in a squirt bottle
00:57or at least the ones we got.
00:58You used to have to spread that with a knife.
01:00Oh, yeah.
01:01So that the yellow mustard growing up in my house was always called squirt mustard.
01:05Squirt mustard.
01:06Squirt mustard.
01:06Okay, I gotcha.
01:07Oh, yeah.
01:08And Tara said,
01:09My four-year-old calls eggplant scary potato.
01:14I'd call it that, too.
01:15It looks a little ominous.
01:17I can see that.
01:18That's funny.
01:19I have Tina.
01:20My daughter refers to the back of her knee as her leg pit.
01:25That's genius.
01:26That makes perfect sense.
01:27The armpit, the leg pit.
01:29Of course.
01:30Sometimes they're actually correct.
01:31It sort of looks the same, too.
01:32You know what?
01:32That is a hard spot on the body to identify with words.
01:36I call it the back of the knee.
01:37It's always the back of the knee.
01:39Or the high knee.
01:40But I like the leg pit.
01:42I like pit.
01:44What was that?
01:44The hymen.
01:45But I know that's wrong.
01:46The hymen.
01:47That's wrong.
01:48Let's see.
01:50My son used to call Cap'n Crunch, Crap'n Cunt Crunch.
01:53Oh, hang on.
01:55No, I didn't say that.
01:56It sounded too...
01:57It was close.
01:58Cap'n Crunch, Crap'n Cunt.
02:01Cunch.
02:02Crunch.
02:03How's your hockin'?
02:06Crap'n Crunch.
02:07You were trying to show Casey that you didn't say it.
02:10I didn't.
02:11I said punch.
02:13The second time.
02:14I know.
02:14There was no T.
02:15There's no T's.
02:16It's CH.
02:18Would you leave the man alone?
02:19He's trying to describe a cereal that appeals to perverts.
02:24We'll see if Chuck got that last one.
02:27Don't do it.
02:28Crunch.
02:28Crunch.
02:31I don't know what's making that on the air.
02:33I'm enjoying it.
02:34I enjoyed working with you guys for the past couple of decades.
02:37We're having fun.
02:37We're fine.
02:38Everyone's fine.
02:39We're all good.
02:40Oh, my God.
02:40This cereal is so sweaty.
02:45Wait.
02:45Who just snorted?
02:46That was me.
02:46That was you?
02:48What?
02:50All these curly hairs in the cereal.
02:54Oh, my God.
02:54Oh, that's crapping.
02:57Yep.
02:58I don't know why.
02:59It just got me, press.
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