And he'd do anything… AN-Y-THING.
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00:01Hey, this is some good news outside of all that.
00:04Amazon has announced a career day today, and they're hiring 33,000 new employees with an average compensation package worth $150,000.
00:13That's awesome.
00:15Prior pressing to this hiring thing that's going to happen with Amazon, how many employees did they have?
00:21Because I had heard something about Amazon and Jeff Bezos over something along the lines of, with the money that Bezos has made since the pandemic started,
00:33he could actually afford to pay each employee a $100,000 bonus and still have the same amount of money he had before.
00:40Well, that's the reasoning for this hiring, and they're saying that all of the online sales, that's why they need help in the IT department.
00:47It's exploded.
00:48And Kathy, here's another Jeff Bezos fact.
00:51When he got divorced and split his money, so from that time, which was, what, a year ago?
00:57How long ago that he got divorced and was finalized?
01:00That money has been totally recouped.
01:03And by the way, his wife became the richest woman in the world once she got his settlement.
01:08Just by getting divorced.
01:09That's what I read.
01:10She became the richest woman in the world just by getting divorced.
01:14I want to be the richest woman in the world by just getting divorced.
01:16I will take it.
01:18I'll say this now.
01:19I'll take it in every...
01:20Absolutely, man.
01:21You know what?
01:22Yeah.
01:23To be the richest woman in the world.
01:24And even if it's a tight fit.
01:26I'm hoping it's going to be a tight fit.
01:28Oh, dear Lord.
01:30You're sick.
01:32Sick bastard.
01:33We should still bring up our holes.
01:34We're not...
01:35All right.
01:35By the way, she got $38 billion.
01:37$38 billion.
01:38That's with a B.
01:39I'll take a billion.
01:39A B.
01:40Yeah.
01:41It's like a billion.
01:42That's right.
01:42It's like a billion.
01:43I'll take it in every hole.
01:46I'll take it in every hole.
01:47Oh, wow.
01:49I've made some rough decisions up here on Mount Kennedy.
01:53He's still there.
01:55That's from yesterday's Music News.
01:57That's right.
01:58I've decided to take it in every orifice.
02:01If I can be a divorcee with $38 billion.
02:05Yeah.
02:06You're better than that!
02:08You're richer than that!
02:09Yeah, so...