The Guard's Royal Rebirth
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00:00:00肥子呀!
00:00:01老夫也是为国分忧!
00:00:03你想保苏与其?
00:00:07那你就来比试对联呐!
00:00:11我当是什么?
00:00:13不就是比对联吗?
00:00:15本宫外号,对穿长!
00:00:18对他你八辈子说都不认识!
00:00:20我的太子爷呀!
00:00:24满朝文武!
00:00:26谁不知道你才输学浅!
00:00:28我不认识不要说对对联了!
00:00:31你恐怕连四都认不全吧!
00:00:36彪儿,文才不是你的优势!
00:00:39你先退下吧!
00:00:42早就在东来国听说堂堂大侠国太子!
00:00:47风流成性!
00:00:49没想到还是个吹牛卖嘴的庸才!
00:00:53美人儿,你还是跟我走吧!
00:00:57不认识我!
00:00:58岂不是鲜花刹牛份上!
00:01:00不!
00:01:01太子殿下才不是你们说的那种庸才!
00:01:07若是不让太子殿下比试!
00:01:09与其请愿以四明治!
00:01:16与其虽未入宫,但已是殿下的人了!
00:01:19愿殿下为大侠一血前耻!
00:01:22不枉于妻,一片苦心!
00:01:25既是如此,朕准了!
00:01:27彪儿,你可要三思而厚颜!
00:01:32就你个废物太子!
00:01:34也配合我对对脸!
00:01:36我一提就难死你!
00:01:38听好了!
00:01:40俗话里!
00:01:42花不香鸟不叫!
00:01:44废物太子!
00:01:45可笑可笑!
00:01:46妙!
00:01:47太子殿下!
00:01:50你还是直接认输吧!
00:01:53要是想半天还对不出来!
00:01:57岂不是丢了我大下国的脸吗!
00:02:00谁说我对不出来!
00:02:02听着!
00:02:03本宫的下脸是!
00:02:05棋盘上!
00:02:06车无轮!
00:02:07马无江!
00:02:08流氓使臣!
00:02:09提防!
00:02:10提防!
00:02:14卧槽!
00:02:15这都让这废物对上来了!
00:02:18怎么样!
00:02:20功不功成!
00:02:21太子平日放荡!
00:02:24实则满腹裁血!
00:02:26重来重来!
00:02:27刚才是我大意了!
00:02:29连使臣都这么出尔翻!
00:02:31看来这东来国是个没有信誉的国家!
00:02:35你 你需要得意!
00:02:37刚才瞎猫碰上死耗子!
00:02:39这次可就没那么侥幸了!
00:02:42听好了!
00:02:44山河本一体!
00:02:46地河分南北!
00:02:48贵宾这上联似乎另有生意!
00:02:53东来国在南!
00:02:55大夏在北!
00:02:57不分南北!
00:02:59这分明是要吞变我大夏国呀!
00:03:02大胆东来国使臣!
00:03:04你要带东来国主发动战争吗?
00:03:08figura最多!
00:03:17张皇帝何必如此!
00:03:19只不过是一个对联嘛!
00:03:21连皇帝都大惊小怪!
00:03:23看来大夏也不过如此...!
00:03:25父皇!
00:03:26儿臣为大夏再占!
00:03:28东来使臣!
00:03:29将你的上联再说于本宫!
00:03:31Oh, I said 100 times you don't have to do it.
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00:03:37I have to do it.
00:03:39I have to do it.
00:03:41I have to do it.
00:03:43I have to do it.
00:03:45What do you mean?
00:03:47Who is it?
00:03:49I don't have to do it.
00:03:51I don't have to do it.
00:03:53You have to do it.
00:03:55I'm going to do it.
00:03:57Do you think you can go back?
00:03:59I have to do it.
00:04:01You have to do it.
00:04:03You can do it.
00:04:05You can do it.
00:04:07You can't do it.
00:04:09This is me.
00:04:11I can't do it.
00:04:13I will forgive you.
00:04:15You can't do it.
00:04:17Why am I.
00:04:19You are a coward.
00:04:21You have to do it.
00:04:23This is a coward.
00:04:25I will not do it.
00:04:27彪儿
00:04:29这百年绝对你能对得上
00:04:32恢复和儿臣能
00:04:34一派胡言
00:04:36你要对得出来
00:04:38老子看下头来给你当球体
00:04:40换你这帘子再给我说一遍
00:04:42你家坟头我种树
00:04:44树做棺材给你住
00:04:45爱的殿下
00:04:46竟然把这绝对对上来了
00:04:48老夫对了一辈子的对链
00:04:58居然坏到你小子手里
00:05:00无名秀义
00:05:02我早就说过
00:05:04本宫外号对穿肠
00:05:07来人 拖出去
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00:05:11啊
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00:05:18太子殿下英才决绝
00:05:21深藏不漏
00:05:22张皇上
00:05:23今日比试是我输了
00:05:28试问殿下敢不敢跟我赌把大的
00:05:31玩什么
00:05:32本宫奉陪到底
00:05:34跟你比武吧
00:05:36那是我欺负你
00:05:37今天咱们就比比力气
00:05:40殿下不要中计呀
00:05:42比力气
00:05:43你怎么能比得了他呀
00:05:45本宫怕你不成
00:05:47走
00:05:48我们现在就去
00:05:57此顶少说有五百斤
00:06:00我先来
00:06:08这是天神神力呀
00:06:10坏了坏了
00:06:11这回殿下真要输了
00:06:13太子
00:06:15该你了
00:06:19太子
00:06:20太没挑战性了
00:06:21给我准备个一千斤的顶
00:06:22太子
00:06:23怕是你没睡醒再说梦话吧
00:06:24殿下别胡闹
00:06:25这可是为国比武
00:06:26要是不行
00:06:27直接投降
00:06:28也不是不可以
00:06:29要是不行
00:06:30直接投降
00:06:31也不是不可以
00:06:32要是不行
00:06:33直接投降
00:06:34也不是不可以
00:06:35要是不行
00:06:36直接投降
00:06:37也不是不可以
00:06:38要是不行
00:06:39直接投降
00:06:40还是不可以
00:06:42要是不不可以
00:06:43投降
00:06:44也不是不可以
00:06:45投降
00:06:46本公要投降
00:06:47不是中了你这个卖国求榮的老狐狸的奸计
00:06:49来人
00:06:52给本公准备绳索木棍
00:06:54我要做杠杆
00:06:56就凭这几个破木头
00:06:59你能举起这千斤顶
00:07:01今天就让你见识下
00:07:02Oh my god.
00:07:32I'll take a look at him.
00:08:02My father, the king of the king, I am going to kill him.
00:08:07You don't want to kill him.
00:08:10Doctor, Doctor.
00:08:19Doctor, let's take a look at his hand.
00:08:23I love him.
00:08:26I'm so happy to see him.
00:08:29殿下开玩笑了 快请右膳吧
00:08:31好
00:08:43殿下恕罪
00:08:45这怎么这么苦啊
00:08:46实在是宫中只有粗眼没有细眼煮出来有些苦
00:08:51爱妃何罪之有
00:08:55我朝美年也进口不少的细眼
00:08:59How?
00:09:00You can't keep it in the air.
00:09:02I'm not going to buy it.
00:09:04I'm going to buy it.
00:09:06I'm going to buy it.
00:09:08I'm going to buy it.
00:09:10I'm going to buy it.
00:09:17It's good to eat.
00:09:29I'm going to buy it.
00:09:31How about you?
00:09:36How about you?
00:09:38Don't you have a doctor?
00:09:40Don't you have a doctor?
00:09:42Have you had a doctor?
00:09:44I'm not going to ask for anything.
00:09:46You don't have a doctor?
00:09:47You don't have a doctor?
00:09:49No.
00:09:50I don't have a doctor.
00:09:52I'm not going to say for a doctor.
00:09:54You have to come back to the doctor.
00:09:56I said, I'm ready to take all of myここ, I'm free to go all the time down.
00:10:00I'm going to go all the time down and eat it.
00:10:03Sp metrics are you on your site?
00:10:07My guess is it?
00:10:09The bonus is so much.
00:10:10The next week, the population is small.
00:10:13The population is quite small, but it's related to the place.
00:10:15You know how to do that.
00:10:17It's not a lot of the time.
00:10:19They don't give us a story as to everyone.
00:10:21Oh, your question.
00:10:23I will be the king of the king of the church.
00:10:25I will be the king of the king of the king.
00:10:30He will be the king of the king.
00:10:32Father, please use your hand.
00:10:37I have to eat the food.
00:10:40Would you like to eat the king?
00:10:42Father, please use your hand.
00:10:44Okay.
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