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00:00¡Extra, extra! ¡Read all about it!
00:10Queen Victoria pays a visit to the White House.
00:14Read about it in the post.
00:17It is indeed an honor, Majesty, for a young, virile land such as ours
00:23to welcome the representative of a tiny, ancient and declining power such as yours.
00:30I'm quite taken with the White House.
00:34It reminds me of the quaint country cottages of our dear common folk.
00:39In America, we have no roles in commoners. We're all equal.
00:44Our castles are the envy of Europe.
00:47Our sprawling cattle ranches put your musty fog-bound castles to shame.
00:52But we, my good sir, have Indians.
00:54Well, we have all the Indians.
00:56Indians, Shrindians, we have the greatest detective in the world, Sir Sherlock Holmes.
01:02Uh, oh, uh...
01:04We have Lucky Luke, sir.
01:07Lucky who?
01:08Lucky Luke. The cowboy's so quick he can outdraw his own shadow.
01:13You've heard of Ducky Luke?
01:16He puts your bumbling Sherlock Holmes in the shade.
01:19Sherlock Holmes trumped by a new colonial utterly unthinkable.
01:24Care to wager?
01:27You're on, sir.
01:33It goes without saying this is just between us.
01:37Now, here are the terms I have in mind.
01:40I've had it with this cheap prison cutlery.
01:59Hey, Joe, instead of digging out another little spoon, why don't we just ask him for a bigger spoon?
02:07I'm gonna go ask the guard if he can maybe lend us a soup spoon.
02:14Tough luck, Joe.
02:16The place is deserted.
02:17I ain't heard nothing at all.
02:39I ain't seen nothing nothing at all.
02:45I ain't seen nothing nothing at all.
02:47I ain't seen nothing at all.
03:06Uh, Joe, you landed on a cave.
03:08¡Ah! ¡That's the one!
03:18Thought they'd never leave.
03:19Yeah, it's easier keeping them in than it is getting them to go.
03:24Look! Telegram!
03:28That's one sorry prison.
03:32I'm afraid there's work to do.
03:35Prison break or no prison break.
03:37This conditioner takes ten minutes.
03:47Whoa!
03:54So, stranger, what's your opinion of our quaint local customs?
04:01Primitive yet not amusing.
04:03Hold still. I'll get you out of there.
04:17Sorry about that, but a little indignity's better than hanging.
04:20My name is Holmes, Sherlock Holmes.
04:23Private detective in Her Majesty's service.
04:25Pleased to meet you.
04:26And my name is...
04:27Don't tell me.
04:38Hey, watch it, chap.
04:40Judging from the dust buildup on your horse's nether paths,
04:43you've travelled 1,234 miles and 82 feet without stopping.
04:48You are far, far from half and home.
04:51You appear to be the classic lonesome cowboy.
04:54And the excessive wear and tear on your holster indicate an ability to draw with uncommon speed.
05:00You are Lucky Luke.
05:02Now that's what I call paying attention.
05:05Observation, analysis and deduction.
05:07My genius resides in these three words.
05:15Would you be so kind as to fetch some water for two river?
05:21Uh-huh.
05:25Very well, I'll do it myself.
05:27I'm as humble as an ex-man.
05:29Well, what do you know?
05:30If that head of his swells any bigger, he'll be wearing that bucket permanently.
05:36So what's a private detective in Her Majesty's service doing so far from foggy London town?
05:41I am pursuing for notorious scofflaws.
05:43The Daltons, you know the name?
05:45Yep, it's familiar.
05:50The Wild West is a dangerous place for strangers, Holmes.
05:54You may not be so lucky the next time.
05:56It was obvious to me that the branch from which I was suspended
05:59would support a weight of up to and including 160 pounds.
06:03Fully dressed, I weigh 165 pounds.
06:06The branch was destined to break.
06:07Therefore, my luck is due to the excellence of old British cuisine.
06:11Elementary, my dear Holmes.
06:17And what's your poison, Luke?
06:19A chilled lemonade with a milk chaser?
06:21Yep.
06:22And for me, tea.
06:24Uh, what's that?
06:25It is a flavorful mound of chopped leaves, lovingly steeped in water,
06:30that is simmering but not boiling.
06:37So, Bill, have you heard any news of bank robberies or general mayhem lately?
06:41The Daltons are on the loose again.
06:43The Daltons brothers just held us up about an hour ago,
06:54just outside a painful gulch.
06:57Come, come, Luke.
06:58Have you already forgotten observation, analysis and deduction?
07:02No time.
07:03Coachman, may I inspect your vehicle?
07:05Uh, if it's the stagecoach you're talking about,
07:08it's out front.
07:10With a little luck, we'll round him up by nightfall.
07:14My bath might still be warm.
07:21Whoa!
07:25I think you got to go on a diet, old boy.
07:29Why should I?
07:29I just lost 160 pounds.
07:33Wait a second.
07:35Either this was just cut
07:36or they have some mighty big termites around here.
07:41Hmm.
07:42Huh, that's funny.
08:06The tracks don't continue on the other side.
08:08Did the Daltons become intelligent all of a sudden?
08:11La violencia es mi pasión
08:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no
08:41I'm with you
08:42A cup of tea, my good man?
08:46If that's all you got
08:47So your trail's gone cold
08:52Some milk?
08:53Yep
08:53I have a calculated hunch
08:55That the miscreants are still within smelling distance
08:58If not closer
08:59Tomorrow we're going to town to run a few errands
09:03Hey Joe
09:04I'm fixing to go fetch us some water
09:06Before we eat
09:07Try not to trip over your own feet
09:09We'll drop by the bank around noon
09:11It's quieter then
09:13My dear Luke
09:15I shall find the Daltons before you do
09:17It's elementary
09:18The important thing is not who's the first to find those varmints
09:22The important thing is to get them behind bars
09:36Avril?
09:38Swell evening, huh?
09:40Lucky Luke!
09:42Lucky Luke is out!
09:43Right out of the corner!
09:44What?
09:45Lucky Luke!
09:47Alright, nobody move
09:48I can shoot Lucky Luke!
09:53I can shoot Lucky Luke!
10:00Luke, my good man
10:01Where are you?
10:03Drop your gun
10:04By order of her majesty, I command you to desist
10:07Dax!
10:13We're hitting the road!
10:14I must insist that you give yourselves up immediately
10:17If you please
10:18Are you alright?
10:23Somebody knocked me out
10:25I assure you, Luke
10:29I play fair
10:30Yeah, I know
10:31You're an odd duck
10:32But you're an honest one
10:33How is Sir Sherlock doing, Edgar?
10:38With our help
10:39He's maintaining a distinct lead, your majesty
10:42Carry on, Edgar
10:43Carry on!
10:44The mere force of that peasant grant leading it over us
10:47Puts us into a most unstable mood!
10:49Saddle up, Holmes
10:59They can't have gone far
11:02On the contrary, dear boy
11:04The information in this nail sliver may spare us the trouble of a long, fruitless chase
11:08Positively scintillating
11:18This nail was bitten off eight minutes ago
11:21It came from a hand which has not known soap for approximately 654 days
11:26The intensity of the bite marks indicate profound intellectual concentration
11:30The subject was planning some felonious transgression
11:34A bank robbery would be my guess
11:36And that would have to be the rich Gulch National Bank
11:40Which I calculate is 34 miles from here
11:42Hmm
11:43This'll sue-trentle bamboozle anybody who's hot on your trail
11:56This time I really gotta hand it to you, Joe
11:59You said get on my group, so that's exactly what I did, Joe
12:11This is a stick-up
12:22And this is for them that's hard of hearing
12:24Interesting technique
12:34Crooks these days think nothing of turning their backs on old traditions
12:38Hey, it's Locky Luke! I got me a boat to pick with that do-gooder!
12:53¡Suscríbete al canal!
13:23And speak of the Lord, Mr. Luke is conversing with the publican.
13:29Do you have any idea which way they went?
13:31They're heading east, but in reverse.
13:34Let's go, Holmes.
13:37Holmes?
13:48Just a moment, Luke.
13:50These gentlemen have asked me to join them in a hand of poker.
13:53I'm ignorant of the game, but I never pass up a chance to further my learning.
13:57When you're done losing your shirt, I'll meet you outside.
14:02It's real simple.
14:03There are five aces...
14:04Sorry.
14:05Five cards per person.
14:09Lucky Luke's leaving.
14:10Let's follow him.
14:11Would you little darlings care to step out with us?
14:24Well, then?
14:31It would appear that we've lost Lucky Luke, Your Majesty.
14:34You'd better have a bloody good excuse.
14:37We were forced to defend the honour of the British army, Your Royal Majesty.
14:42Such a ridiculously easy game.
14:51Oh!
14:57Majesty!
14:57Holmes, the arm of the England hangs in the balance, and you spend your time playing cards.
15:04It is absolutely essential that eternal Albion triumph over these hasty colonials.
15:10Get to work, Holmes!
15:11Find those bandits!
15:12You may rest easy, Majesty.
15:22I found them.
15:23Well, you may find they pinch a little at first, but there's nothing to worry about.
15:29In time, they'll stretch.
15:31Bold yet elegant.
15:32I'll take them.
15:33I'll go and round up homes, and then we're off.
15:35Now, where's he got to?
15:48His rig's still parked there.
15:50Odd, he should have disappeared without...
15:51Huh?
15:58Doc told me about this hideout years ago.
16:02Look out.
16:03It's a little damp.
16:04Yep, it's damp.
16:06It's darn damp.
16:10Look how nobody told me how wet it was gonna be.
16:20Whoa!
16:27Ooh!
16:29They went that-a-way.
16:30Commodore Holmes' rule of thumb is, if you see a criminal fleeing in one direction, set out after him on the spot in the opposite direction.
16:39Well, you fellas feel free to do things Commodore Holmes' way.
16:44I'm going where the Daltons went.
16:46Thank you, Everelle.
16:59You're most kind.
17:04We're no trouble at all, Mrs. Queen.
17:06What do we do with these two?
17:13We'll ask for a huge ransom.
17:15We'll put it in the letter.
17:17Who can write?
17:17I'll bet you, you know how to write.
17:23Hmph.
17:24Majesty?
17:24Right knee to the floor, Everelle, with all the grace you can muster.
17:31Now, flutter your hand gently and then climb forward in humble hope results.
17:35My high-quarters are on the kerbuffle, Majesty.
17:43Joe, how do you know it's really a demand for a ransom?
17:47William's right, Joe.
17:49None of us can read.
17:50He could have written anything at all.
17:53We've got to get someone to check it.
17:54But who?
17:55Who?
17:58Joe!
17:59It's me, Lucky Luke.
18:01I know you're in there.
18:02What do you want?
18:08You're not mad about my doing the laundry, are you?
18:12Come out with your hands up.
18:15We got us some hostages.
18:17Holmes and the Queen are somewhere or other.
18:19If you come one step closer, I'll blow them to Kingdom Come.
18:23I'll make a trade with you, Joe.
18:25My life for the Queen's.
18:28Alrighty.
18:29But only on one condition.
18:31The exchange has to take place on a bridge.
18:34A bridge?
18:34We're miles away from any bridges, Joe.
18:37How come you need a bridge, Joe?
18:39Because that's the way they always do it in the movies.
18:46I know my axe from a hole in the ground.
18:56As soon as we've got Luke, you grab the Queen, all right?
19:14Can you swim, Majesty?
19:16England is surrounded with water, my good sir.
19:19Hey, Joe, aren't you worried that they'll...
19:23Joe?
19:25Where'd they go?
19:27Where'd they go?
19:30There.
19:34What's wrong with you idiots?
19:36Get me out of here!
19:37We gotta do something.
19:43Jump in, why don't you?
19:45I'm an even worse swimmer than he is.
19:48I have an idea!
19:50Joe, Joe, listen to me.
19:53You gotta kick with your legs at the same time that you're flapping your arms.
19:57Like this.
19:58Just kick like a frog with your arms back and forth and away you go.
20:02I am grieved, Majesty, to have besmirched England's honour.
20:26Don't give it a second thought, Holmes.
20:28We must confess in all honesty that we have not been so royally amused in, oh, a shockingly long time.
20:35Let's go, then.
20:36We've got a delivery to make.
20:46Let's hope they'll stay in for good this time.
20:48Well, how'd you enjoy your deep-ass boys?
20:53You let him go?
20:54Goodness, yes.
20:56We have orders straight from the President to let him escape.
20:59Heck, not just let him, but to make things as easy for him as possible.
21:09A certain Lucky Luke insists on an audience with the President, Mr. President.
21:14Send him right in!
21:18Howdy, Luke!
21:22America's just given England another whop-over, Shiner, thanks to you!
21:27No!