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00:00Hey!
00:30Everything OK?
00:32Bit better.
00:34Some of the bag?
00:35Just leave it, Todd.
00:37All right. I'm just checking you're all right.
00:40Sorry.
00:42Danielle's told me to leave. She's kicked me out.
00:45Seriously?
00:46Seems so.
00:48Doesn't want me around her and other kids.
00:50I'm sorry.
00:52If there's anything I can do...
00:54I don't think that's a good idea.
00:58Where are you going to go?
01:00I don't know.
01:02I saw something.
01:05Look, I'd better get back to you.
01:07Yeah, of course.
01:08Let me know if I can help.
01:11I'll be fine.
01:13I don't know...
01:14I'll be fine.
01:15I just don't know if I can help.
01:16I'll be fine.
01:17I'll be fine.
01:18I'll be fine.
01:19The increased levels of Frankie's neutrophils do indicate there are signs of engraftment.
01:37Right, okay, so that's a good thing, yeah?
01:41It shows us that the transplant is working.
01:43Does that mean that I can take him home now?
01:47Not immediately, no.
01:48First, we need his levels to continue to increase whilst making sure he steers clear from infection.
01:53Right, sorry, erm, so I can stay with him?
01:59Sore throat?
02:00No, I've just got a cough, that's all.
02:02Look, I must remind you of the importance of minimising the risk of Frankie getting any infection.
02:07I don't know, full Covid, clean hands, face mask and that.
02:11If we can keep him clear from infection, you should have him home in no time.
02:14Yeah, fingers crossed.
02:16I've got mail for Frankie.
02:19For Frankie?
02:20That's what it says.
02:21Sorry, I've got a go but I'll get Helen to come and sit with him until I get back.
02:37Yeah?
02:38Okay.
02:39Everything okay?
02:40Yeah, everything's fine.
02:42All wrong.
02:46Hi.
02:49Unless you've come to tell me that you and Theo have come clean to his missus and that she's
02:53off my back, then I don't want to hear it because I'm up to me eyeballs in it.
02:57She's chucked him out.
02:58What?
02:59Why?
03:00Actually, you know what?
03:01Don't tell me.
03:02The less I know the better.
03:03I thought I'd better give you these back.
03:06I'm sorry for, you know, we shouldn't have been using your place as a hotel or whatever.
03:11No.
03:12You shouldn't have used me as a pawn in your pursuit of a married man, Todd.
03:15It's not on.
03:16I know it's not.
03:17I was out of order.
03:19But I really liked him and I suppose I thought that maybe there was something special there.
03:25Oh, no.
03:26I am sorry it didn't work out.
03:28Sorry, er...
03:30For what?
03:31The lies, your wife or the fact that you skive enough work?
03:34Well, erm...
03:36What works?
03:37Done.
03:38Er...
03:39For now.
03:40And, erm...
03:42You know, I'm sorry I am about everything, so I can't apologise enough.
03:47No, you can't.
03:49What do you want?
03:51Well, I was just hoping to have a word.
03:53If that's okay.
03:54Erm, yeah, of course.
03:57Erm...
03:59Can we go somewhere?
04:04The cafe?
04:06Oh, right, fine.
04:07Just stay here.
04:09Figure out whatever it is you need to figure out.
04:12And I will go to the cafe, but honestly, this is the last time that I get involved, okay?
04:16Thanks.
04:17Don't say thanks.
04:18Just sort it.
04:19Okay, erm...
04:21I'll be in Roy's.
04:22You just drop these off when you're done.
04:30Oh, oh.
04:31Right, come on then.
04:32Spill the beans.
04:36So, it looks like our Dom, right, has got little old money bags right where he wants her.
04:42Yes.
04:43She's just through there.
04:44Oh, shh.
04:45Shut up.
04:46She can't hear me.
04:47Would you please?
04:48Please keep your voice down.
04:49Right.
04:50So, anyway.
04:51It looks like she's on board with the investment, okay?
04:52So, she's been asking about particulars.
04:53Erm, risks, returns, erm, diversification, right?
04:57So, I've been online all morning trying to look for jargon to answer her questions, you know?
05:02You really think she's going to do this?
05:05Surely not.
05:06Surely yes.
05:07I reckon by the end of today, she'll have asked for Dom's sort code and account number.
05:12Oh.
05:13Daisy, you have a visitor.
05:14Here, give me them.
05:15And hurry up.
05:16I need help changing the barrels.
05:17Excuse me, da.
05:20Oh.
05:21Right.
05:22Well, I shall leave you to it.
05:26Christina.
05:29What's up?
05:31Nothing.
05:33You sure?
05:34Yeah.
05:35How's Bertie?
05:36How was I getting him in?
05:37Yeah, good.
05:38Practically ran into school, couldn't wait to see his mates.
05:41Struggle to keep up with him, actually.
05:43Aw.
05:44Cute.
05:45Yeah, he is.
05:46I was thinking, the three of us could have tea tonight.
05:48Just wanted to check you didn't have any other plans first.
05:51Er, no.
05:52Sounds nice.
05:54Your mum disappeared quite sharpish.
05:57Was I interrupting something?
06:00No, she was actually just telling me that I might be coming into some money.
06:06Oh, yeah?
06:07This aunt that I can't really remember, she's moving into a smaller place.
06:12Apparently she wants to help us all out.
06:15I don't think it's gonna be loads, but...
06:18It'll be enough.
06:20Enough for what?
06:24For a fresh start.
06:26Away from here.
06:28Here?
06:30You were gonna buy this place not too long ago.
06:32Yes, and then Jenny stabbed me in the back.
06:35Have you told her you know about the money?
06:37Well, she hasn't set out, so why should I?
06:40I just...
06:42I don't feel comfortable here anymore.
06:45Daniel, I want out.
06:48I can't just up and leave.
06:51Bertie's settled at school and my dad's not doing too good.
06:54He needs me now more than ever.
06:57My family need me.
06:59Right.
07:01Right, it's just...
07:03You were ready to move to London with Bethany not too long ago.
07:06That was different.
07:07How?
07:08That was planned.
07:10This is out of the blue.
07:11It's not.
07:12It's really not.
07:14You know what I've been thinking about moving away.
07:15That au pair job in Paris when I was...
07:17I just want a peaceful life.
07:24For me.
07:25For you.
07:26For Bertie.
07:28Away from all this misery and bitterness.
07:31Just...
07:32Just please think about it.
07:33Please.
07:36Daisy!
07:37Yeah?
07:38A hand with this barrel, please?
07:41Better get back to it.
07:42Daisy!
07:43Yes, I'm coming.
07:48Morning all!
07:50Here comes bearing gifts.
07:52What is it?
07:53What we have here is the potential makings of a spectacular packed lunch for our little trip today.
08:00Good all your faves.
08:01Morning, Brian.
08:02Morning, Julie.
08:03Spectacular, my eye.
08:04What is spectacular about malted milk?
08:06I've eaten up for you, the dummy.
08:08Anyone fancy a brew?
08:10No?
08:11Just me then.
08:12Water biscuits.
08:13Oh, they're like cardboard.
08:14Lookier than up for you, then?
08:15Well, let's see what else we've got.
08:18Oi!
08:19Oi, be careful!
08:21Everything okay?
08:22Yeah, I'm fine.
08:23I'll have a brew if you're making one.
08:25Coming up.
08:26Are you sure you're up for this?
08:27I know you've got plans, but you could always have your picnic in front of the TV.
08:30No, I'm fine.
08:31Just come and help me get ready.
08:34Brian, put all of this in Tupperware.
08:35We don't want to be taking plastic into the countryside.
08:38Well, Eileen's right.
08:39If you're not feeling up to it, we don't have to go.
08:41What about all those people planning to come along?
08:44I'm not going to let them down.
08:45We won't be letting anyone down.
08:47No, too right.
08:48I won't.
08:49We help you get some slap on.
08:53Here we go.
08:54Here's your ti...
08:56Oh.
08:58Do you want this, Brian?
09:03I can't bear to see you struggling.
09:05No, I know.
09:06I know.
09:08Lucky she's got a family around to support her, eh?
09:11I should be supporting her.
09:13Looking after her, you know.
09:15By her side.
09:16Close by.
09:19Not sure now's the time for all that stuff, Brian.
09:22Don't you think she's got enough on her plate?
09:25But I still have a deep love for her.
09:27Yeah.
09:28Yeah.
09:29I understand that.
09:31But...
09:32It's down a new relationship.
09:34When she's, em...
09:36You know...
09:38At the end.
09:40Surely that's a pain you can both do without.
09:44I don't know what she's telling them.
09:46Well, whatever she says, they'll hate me.
09:47They'll be upset, but they're not going to hate you.
09:49And given time, they'll come to terms with it.
09:51I've broken my family, Todd. Don't you understand?
09:53I don't think...
09:54Or are you just happy because you think this leaves the door open for you now?
09:56I am not jumping with joy about any of this.
09:58I just think now might be your time, to be honest.
10:00Honest?
10:01Your family deserve it.
10:03I deserve it.
10:04Oh, no, I can't deal with this.
10:06Where are you going?
10:07You...
10:08Wanted to talk to me?
10:09Yeah, maybe I was wrong.
10:10I've got some stuff to pack up here, and then...
10:12Then I've got to try and fix my life at home.
10:14So I haven't got time for this.
10:16I'll see you around.
10:17So that's it?
10:19What?
10:20Us!
10:21That's it.
10:22Is it?
10:27Hey!
10:30Oh!
10:31Careful!
10:32I am so glad you're home.
10:33Yeah, so am I.
10:34I missed you so much.
10:35I missed you too.
10:36Here, just give us an hand with this one before I drop it.
10:38Oh!
10:39It's all stuff from the market when they were closing the stalls.
10:42It's like a free-for-all.
10:43Fancy cheeses, posh sausages, stuff they can't sell on.
10:47Oh, well, get that cheese away from me.
10:49It stinks before I throw up.
10:52It all needs to be eaten pretty soon.
10:53These sausages have been sweating in the van a bit, but I think they're alright.
10:56Oh, well, you'll have to eat it.
10:57The kids won't, and I'm right off me food.
11:01Why?
11:03What's up? Are you feeling okay?
11:05I messed up, Chez.
11:07Big time.
11:08How do you mean you messed up?
11:09I've got myself in loads of trouble, and I don't know how to get out of it.
11:13What kind of trouble?
11:14With Mick and that loo.
11:17Gemma, what did I tell you about then?
11:18I know, I know.
11:19I should have listened to you.
11:21But I was just...
11:22I was trying to help, and I didn't mean for it to just...
11:25Alright, alright. Try not to worry.
11:27Whatever it is, I'm sure we can sort it out.
11:30Come here.
11:31Would you like coffee, please, Rye, and a slice of carrot cake?
11:37Is that to take away, or to...?
11:40Take it.
11:41Didn't see you there.
11:43Come and sit with me if you want.
11:45I mean, obviously, you don't have to.
11:47Oh, yeah.
11:48I'll have it to stay.
11:55What are you doing?
11:56Yeah, good.
11:57Yeah, good.
11:58Todd.
12:00Listen, erm, I just want to say I'm sorry about the other night.
12:03I didn't mean to mess you around.
12:05You sure about that?
12:06It wasn't the first time, was it?
12:08Well, I promise.
12:09I've told Todd he needs to sort his own mess out from now on.
12:12Yeah.
12:13I've heard that before.
12:14Honestly.
12:15Look, it's sorted.
12:18Listen, why don't we pick up where we left off?
12:22Mmm, I'm not sure.
12:24Please.
12:25I will make it up to you.
12:26Well, in that case...
12:29Where is he, then?
12:31Where you hiding him?
12:32No doubt he came running to you with his tail between your legs.
12:34Do you know what, Ryan?
12:35Make that to go, mate.
12:36Oh, Kit, Kit, no, please.
12:38You'd better answer me.
12:39Where is he?
12:40What do you not understand?
12:41I have had nothing to do with your fella.
12:43Pull the other one.
12:44I know your type.
12:45My type?
12:46Mm-hm.
12:47And what's that, then?
12:48The type that goes shouting her mouth off
12:49without having a clue what she's talking about?
12:50I've got a clue.
12:51Trust me.
12:52I've got more than a clue.
12:53Well, then take it somewhere else
12:54and stay away from me and my son.
12:56Do you understand me?
12:57Not that it's any of my business,
12:59but Sarah hardly knows your husband.
13:01I mean, he's only working the scaffolding at your place, isn't he?
13:04Yeah.
13:05So why don't you go and marry his busy mate, Todd?
13:07Surely he knows what's going on.
13:09If there is anything going on, of course.
13:26We're just going round and round in circles
13:28and there's no point if we can't at least be honest with ourselves.
13:31I've too much to lose, Todd.
13:32I can't just come out and think everything will be all right
13:34and everyone will still be there.
13:35I'll be there!
13:40I'm finished here today.
13:43So I shouldn't have to come round here any more.
13:46So let's just, you know, try and keep out of each other's way.
13:50If that's what you want.
13:51But I don't think it is.
13:56And no matter how much we avoid
13:59and pretend we don't want each other,
14:03it won't go away.
14:08You do know that.
14:10Don't you?
14:11And he's just so attentive.
14:17I really have found my one, I think.
14:20Thanks, love.
14:21How would you know if he's attentive?
14:23You've met him once.
14:24Well, you know, he's just like texting.
14:26He always texts morning gorgeous in the morning
14:28and sweet dreams, sweetheart at night.
14:31He just pays me a lot of attention and I like it.
14:34It's been a while.
14:36Well, as long as he makes you happy.
14:38He does. He really does.
14:39Psst!
14:45What's Miss Mockins doing?
14:47She's busy. What do you want?
14:49Oh, sorry.
14:50Thought you might want to hear the news.
14:51But no, go on, I'll leave you to it.
14:52No, no, no. What news?
14:54She wants in.
14:56She's bit.
14:57She wants to know where to sign.
14:59No.
15:00Yes! Yes!
15:01I told you we'd get her.
15:02Well, we haven't got anything yet.
15:04Money's going to be in the account by the end of the week.
15:05She's texted.
15:06Got to move a few things around, she says, but...
15:09OK.
15:10Er, OK.
15:11Well, then that gives me till the end of the week to get out of here.
15:13Get out of here?
15:14What do you mean?
15:15Well, I can't exactly hang around with all that cash in my pocket, can I?
15:17Er, well, don't keep it in your pocket then, get it spent.
15:20That's what I'm going to do.
15:21Oh!
15:22Oh!
15:23Oh!
15:24Oh!
15:25Oh!
15:26Oh!
15:27Oh!
15:28Oh!
15:29Oh!
15:30And then she threw her dye all over her.
15:32Over Maria or Audrey?
15:33Oh, just Maria, thankfully.
15:35Oh!
15:36I told you not to get involved.
15:37That's not helping, Chase.
15:38I know.
15:39All right.
15:40I'm sorry.
15:41She wasn't even bothered when she found out about Mick doing Sean in.
15:46She said if Mick had it in for him, then he probably had it coming.
15:51And then I went and gave him an alibi.
15:53What have I done?
15:54Stop stressing.
15:55It won't help anything.
15:56Now, Sean, he wants nothing to do with me.
15:58He thinks I only asked him to change his statement cos I'm besties with him,
16:01but I'm not.
16:02I was just looking out for him.
16:04I shouldn't have opened my mouth.
16:06You're going to scold yourself?
16:07Let me do it.
16:08He's a nasty piece of work, that Mick.
16:10I thought we were staying clear of him.
16:12Keep our heads down.
16:13I know.
16:15I tried, I promise.
16:16It's just...
16:18It's just what?
16:21He cornered me at the back of the Rovers the other day.
16:24He kept going on and on about me, sticking to the alibi.
16:28He proper scared me chairs.
16:30He threatened the kids.
16:33So, tell me what you want.
16:34What you really, really want.
16:35I want it.
16:36I want it.
16:37I want it.
16:38I want it.
16:39I want it.
16:40What do you want?
16:41We want our next round, please.
16:43Right, that is added to the playlist.
16:45Any more?
16:47Oh, we need a bit of Stansfield.
16:49Oh, yeah, Mary.
16:50Oh, I love Lisa.
16:52Being around the world and I...
16:54Listen, everybody, listen, Sean's got an update for you.
16:57Just spoken to the driver.
16:59Minibus is packed in.
17:00He's stuck on the M62 waiting for someone to recover him.
17:03No.
17:04Has he sent in another one?
17:05I don't know.
17:06It'd be a waste of a day if we don't get going soon.
17:08Well, it should have been an hour ago.
17:11Maybe it's for the best.
17:13Are you okay?
17:14Do you want me to get your mask?
17:15No, no, no, she's all dozed up.
17:16Here we go.
17:17One for the road.
17:18Well, I'm not sure I'm up for this.
17:21We're going out, you know.
17:23Oh, I feel terrible for dragging everyone here.
17:26I just...
17:27I don't know if I can manage it.
17:29Oh, no, that's okay, Julie.
17:31Yeah, don't worry about us.
17:33Today's about you.
17:34I can take you back if you're not feeling great.
17:36Oh, no, no.
17:37It's boring there.
17:39Thanks very much.
17:40No, I want to stay here.
17:41With my friends.
17:42With laughter.
17:43With love.
17:45With you.
17:47And I want to be with you.
17:48Right here.
17:49By your side, forever.
17:52I know there's not long.
17:54But I want to be with you every step, every heartbeat, every...
18:02I had everything under control.
18:04So you said.
18:05Yes, well, I didn't need you to come in and save the day
18:08or whatever that was you were doing.
18:09I was trying to help.
18:11Yeah.
18:12What, by grassing Todd up?
18:13You said you weren't going to get involved in his mess anymore.
18:15In fact, you promised.
18:16I know I did.
18:17But now you've stuck your nose in.
18:18I think you made it worse.
18:19Well, they got her off your back, didn't they?
18:21Yeah, I suppose.
18:23Right, so whatever happens now, it's nothing to do with you.
18:25You worry-free.
18:27Yeah, right.
18:28Look, what's done is done.
18:30Do you want to dwell on it and get yourself involved again?
18:33Or do you want to hang around with me and go for that drink?
18:35I want to hang around with you and have a drink, of course.
18:40Good.
18:42Oh, got karaoke on.
18:45Is that what it is?
18:46Yeah.
18:47Hardly have a quiet drinking night, can we?
18:49That way.
18:50Could always join in.
18:51Do a duet.
18:52Oh, not a chance.
18:53Good.
18:54Yeah, I bet you are.
18:55Go to a bistro if you fancy it.
18:57Find a quiet little table there somewhere.
18:59Come on, then.
19:00Before my ears start to bleed.
19:29What's with the mask?
19:30You've had your jabs, haven't you?
19:31Yeah.
19:32Can't worry if you're frantic.
19:33Can't hear a word you're saying.
19:34Take it off.
19:35Let me see me gorgeous little girl.
19:38Here you go.
19:39There you go.
19:40There she is.
19:41Beautiful.
19:42I haven't half missed you.
19:43I have an half missed you.
19:44And you'll have a smile.
19:45What are you doing?
19:46Can't hear a word you're saying.
19:47Take it off.
19:49Let me see me gorgeous little girl.
19:56There you go.
19:58There she is.
20:02Beautiful.
20:07I haven't half missed you.
20:09You should have asked me before letting them run riot with that thing.
20:21Thing?
20:22It's a karaoke machine, it's just a bit of fun.
20:25Not when you're sober, it's not.
20:27Next time, ask my permission, please.
20:29I did ask you, but you were out back on your phone.
20:32How is Dom?
20:33Yeah, he's great.
20:34Erm, I'll be back in a minute, don't let it get any louder.
20:38But are you sure you can handle it?
20:42It's only when it gets worse.
20:44I am.
20:45It's not all going to be knees up and karaoke's.
20:48I just want you.
20:50All of you.
20:51Warts and all.
20:52You've just got plenty of them.
20:54Shut up, you.
20:55I have not.
20:57You, Julie Marie Carper, the love of my life.
21:01Until the time comes, I want to stay by your side.
21:07Come wind, rain, sleet, snow, sunshine.
21:11I am going nowhere.
21:13That's so lovely.
21:15Isn't that lovely, George?
21:17Yeah, I suppose so.
21:19Right, next up we've got the star of the show.
21:21Julie, it's your turn.
21:23Let's hear it for Julie!
21:25Yay!
21:26There we go.
21:27Well done.
21:28Thanks for your concern earlier.
21:33I can assure you I know what I'm doing.
21:36Whatever the risks, it's worth it.
21:38Brian!
21:39Yes, my love?
21:40Come on, let's do a duet.
21:41Oh, OK.
21:42You don't bring me flowers, Neil, Dad.
21:43Concerns?
21:44What's that?
21:45What concerns were you talking about with Brian?
21:47Daniel.
21:48I can explain.
21:49Please.
21:50Rutterstone.
21:51What concerns were you talking about with Brian?
22:07Daniel.
22:08I can explain.
22:09Please.
22:10Rutterstone.
22:11I mean, this isn't...
22:12Our whole life is one big life!
22:29No!
22:30No, I'm married to you.
22:32OK?
22:33Me and Todd, this isn't what you think of.
22:35I'm not a stupid, stupid, gullible cow.
22:38Oh, stop.
22:39Right under me nose.
22:40Oh, I bet you've been having a right laugh, haven't you?
22:42Not once!
22:43I've been in bits.
22:44You know, I've been driving myself demented.
22:47Blonde, brunette, better boobs than me.
22:51I didn't see this coming.
22:53I did not see this coming!
22:55Oh, love!
22:56I know your love!
22:57Your love's over there, reeking of your aftershave.
23:01Everything's a lie!
23:03It's not true!
23:04No, where are you going?
23:05Please, can I come with you?
23:06No, you stay here with your boyfriend.
23:08And don't you dare follow me.
23:12Did you set this up?
23:18It's great to see a princess.
23:22Like I was ever your princess.
23:25You were to me.
23:27Nope.
23:28I was a child benefit check.
23:31With a dirty neck scared at school.
23:33Kids can be cruel.
23:34Your old parents can be rubbish and all.
23:37Look, if I had my time again, there's a lot I'd do different.
23:41Yeah, I'm man enough to admit it.
23:45What?
23:50What, that you'd pimp me out to your mate?
23:54Overactive imagination.
23:56That's your trouble.
23:57No, I'm not imagining it.
24:00I was 11.
24:01I was in that filthy flight in Burnage.
24:03Look, if my mate's got a bit handsy.
24:06I'm sorry about that, kid.
24:08Yeah, well, you're in prison now anyway, so at least that's something.
24:12You've just come to have a go at me?
24:15I sent out Frankie a kangaroo.
24:17I bet he loves that little joey in the pouch.
24:19Yeah.
24:20All received.
24:23I sent it to the baby bank.
24:26Great.
24:28Some Albanian kid's gonna get it.
24:30You ungrateful cow.
24:32You know, I look at Frankie,
24:34and I see all the things I missed out on.
24:38Which is pretty much everything, by the way.
24:41Being skint is a crime.
24:42I'm not talking about being skint.
24:43I'm talking about the little things.
24:46Like the fact that you and Mum, you never read me a bedtime story.
24:49Like, never.
24:50Breaking news.
24:51I'm not perfect.
24:52I did me best.
24:55You did your best.
24:57All your money went on booze and fags.
24:59Jury.
25:00If I were that terrible.
25:03I don't know why you bothered coming.
25:06To tell you to your face.
25:09That I don't want you anywhere near Frankie.
25:11How could you think for a nanosecond that I helped set that up?
25:16You have put a bomb under my life.
25:19I had no idea that Danielle was coming.
25:21Well, maybe you got Sarah to do your dirty work for you, did you?
25:23No!
25:24I'll call her now.
25:25Put her on speakerphone.
25:26Don't bother, man.
25:27You have to believe me.
25:29I will talk to her.
25:30Don't talk to her.
25:31I'll talk to her.
25:32What if Dan had had the kids with her?
25:33Good thing she didn't.
25:34Yeah, but what if she had?
25:35Then it would have been a thousand times worse, I suppose.
25:37Why is this a trick question?
25:39Don't leave like this, please.
25:40I need to speak to my wife.
25:42I get why you're lashing out, okay?
25:44And that's fine.
25:45My wife has had the shock of her life.
25:47And I'm going to go to her.
25:53You're going to deprive him of a loving grandad.
25:55I'm going to keep him away from a racist pervert.
25:57You're a walking disaster.
25:59What, sir?
26:02There's no way you can raise a kid.
26:04No, you're wrong.
26:07You're wrong because I'm not like you.
26:09You'll have a proper routine.
26:12You'll have a bath and a story every night before bed.
26:15You'll eat well.
26:16You'll have combed air.
26:20And you'll have a clean neck.
26:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:23Until the novelty wears off.
26:26You do know I'm probably not your dad.
26:29We never bothered with the DNA around.
26:32Well, that'd make my day that.
26:34Oh, think what you like.
26:35That waste of organs known as your mother
26:38always reckoned your dad was that shaking Stevens lookalikey
26:41on the waltzes at Withy Fair.
26:43I'd check him out.
26:45You might be able to rinse him.
26:46Nah, biology's irrelevant.
26:50I'm building a family.
26:52I've got friends that have got my back now.
26:55I'm tearing up.
26:57Yeah, you should be.
26:59Barry's.
27:00You've got no idea what you've missed out on.
27:21Come on ladies, let's get this show on the road.
27:23Shhh.
27:24I'm gonna look at you so much.
27:25Hey.
27:26Just been talking to Dad about me and thee.
27:29Don't look so worried.
27:31Well, he's not gonna want you to go, is he?
27:33Not really.
27:35Okay, so he's not exactly spinning cartwheels.
27:37Not with his hips.
27:39But, we've got his blessing.
27:42We can go wherever we like.
27:43Really?
27:44He also noted that you've always been brilliant with, and completely devoted to, Bertie Worcester.
27:50Oh.
27:52Well that's nice.
27:54And true.
27:55Do you know what I said?
27:57No.
27:58And am I gonna need a dictionary?
28:00I said that Daisy is the love of my life.
28:04Bet you are.
28:10That's nice.
28:11I'll text him.
28:12Will he mind?
28:13No, I know.
28:14He'd love that.
28:15And you did mention that we're keeping this on the down low.
28:17Oh yeah, yeah, of course.
28:18No need to worry about that.
28:19The man's a fault.
28:21Pint please.
28:22Pint please.
28:24I've said I'm sorry.
28:25Put me in the stocks if it makes you feel any better.
28:28If Brian had listened to you, my Julie might have died with a broken heart.
28:32Well it's a good job Brian didn't take a blind bit of notice of me then, innit?
28:35You just don't get it, do you?
28:36You're just glad you're off the hook.
28:37Oh!
28:38I got it wrong.
28:39I got it horribly wrong.
28:41I was just worried that Brian was setting himself up for a devastating loss, that's all.
28:45I've seen it too many times Eileen.
28:47Devastated partners, unable to carry on.
28:51Occupational hazard I suppose.
28:54I just wanted Brian to know what was down the line.
28:57Well for Julie's sake, can we keep this in the hearing now, please?
29:01Oh hey, er, I'm sorry I had to get off before, this call's just come on.
29:19You do sound quite sniffly.
29:20Yeah, definitely coming down with something.
29:23It's like a flaming tap.
29:24I just can't believe this, I mean Frankie, I just don't want him catching it.
29:30Well he is very vulnerable infection wise.
29:33Yeah.
29:34I know.
29:36That's it then innit?
29:37I can't go in, I'm not risking it.
29:39Well it's your call Lauren, but I think you're being very wise.
29:41Not really.
29:43I picked smoke from outside when I should have been here looking after my kid.
29:47Anyway, ignore me, just...
29:50Give him a big squeeze from here.
29:52Squeeze that little mic till the cows come home.
29:55Yeah, you know.
29:57You're left.
30:04Just ring me.
30:06Or text, anything, just let me know you're okay.
30:11Can't help me psyche it, but any second now you're gonna go over to Todd
30:14and get dragged even deeper into his car crash of a love life.
30:18Well I'm sorry, I'm a Jack Jones.
30:21Your psychic pals are terrible, he's on his way over here.
30:24Here he comes.
30:25I think you know where you can stick him.
30:27Hey.
30:28Did you tell Danielle that we were at the factory?
30:29No.
30:30Then how else did she know that we were there?
30:32You need to make it clear to Theo that I had nothing to do with Danielle's arrival.
30:36Tell him that it was you that blew his world sky high.
30:39Oh, get your finger out of her face.
30:40No, it's fine.
30:41No, it's not fine.
30:42It was me.
30:43I gave him a gun.
30:44I gave Danielle a big fat hint.
30:45I felt sorry for her, to be honest.
30:47It's got nothing to do with you!
30:48Agreed.
30:49But I can't seem to get away from it.
30:51She was mithering Sarah.
30:52You shouldn't be dragging her into it.
30:54What happened?
30:57She caught us.
30:59Kissing.
31:01Oh, wow.
31:03Poor Danielle, that's a double whammy.
31:05Well, poor you too, obviously.
31:07The whole thing's very sad.
31:09It needn't be if everyone was true to themselves and idiots on the sidelines kept their beaks out.
31:14Oh, dear.
31:15Here you go, ladies.
31:16Here you go.
31:17I want you.
31:18Oh, I'll bring you to her.
31:19Do you see it?
31:20I'm so sorry.
31:21I'm meant to get here sooner.
31:22Don't be daft.
31:23You've got a lot on.
31:24Yeah, I can say that again.
31:25Do you see it again?
31:26Oh, dear.
31:27Oh, dear.
31:28Oh, dear.
31:29Oh, dear.
31:31Oh, dear.
31:32Do you see it?
31:33Oh, dear.
31:37I'm so sorry.
31:38I'm meant to get here sooner.
31:39Well, don't be daft.
31:40You've got a lot on.
31:41Yeah, I can say that again.
31:43Well, something happened.
31:45Oh, Danielle.
31:47She caught me and Theo.
31:48Kissing.
31:50When was this?
31:51Just a few hours ago.
31:52Oh, my days.
31:55Not a dickybird sin, sir.
31:57He's not even reading my texts.
32:01Thank you, my darling.
32:02Pleasure, my love.
32:03I'll leave you to...
32:04I'm glad one of us is loved up.
32:08Brave and honourable Brian.
32:11You see, true love does win for him in the end.
32:14I mean, I know yours is more complicated.
32:16What, with him being married to a woman?
32:19Whatever would you say that?
32:20Difficult conversations to be had.
32:22I think he's having one right now.
32:24I just wish he'd ping me a text, let me know he's alive, summit.
32:28He's in the eye of the storm.
32:30You have got to hold your nerve and have faith in love.
32:37Finally agreed on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
32:39Oh, result!
32:41Hiya!
32:42Oi! Oh, there he is, the main man.
32:45Well, come on, Chez.
32:46Thought we'd mark the occasion.
32:48Oh, you're just about to have your tea?
32:50Oh, it's fine.
32:50Oh, well, as long as you're sure.
32:52Hey, Chez, I bet you feel like you've had six weeks in the sun after five days without childcare.
32:57Yeah, it was nice to have a break, but I missed him, Mike.
33:01I'll stick another piece of it in.
33:02Yeah.
33:03Bang them in the fridge while you're out, would you?
33:05What did you last leave, Diav?
33:07I battered him to death.
33:08Buried him under the patio, didn't I?
33:11Go give her a hand, rustle up some snacks, would you?
33:14Yeah.
33:18Cheers, mate.
33:18A feisty one, your missus, isn't she?
33:24Yeah, she's a fantastic wife and mum.
33:26Yeah, no doubt, mate.
33:28No doubt.
33:31Bit of a mouth on her, though.
33:33Bit of an attitude.
33:35I've just been getting on the wrong side of me lately, mate.
33:38You want to rein her in a bit?
33:40For everyone's sake, yeah?
33:41Oh, I think I've taken the knock.
33:54Let me finish this and take your own bit.
33:58I knew this was too much for you.
34:01Are you kidding?
34:02I have had a blast.
34:03She would have me tucked up in a dark room under house arrest.
34:06She's a bit worried about you.
34:07I just think there's a happy medium, that's all,
34:10and a night on the karaoke, isn't it?
34:12Julie, my love, why don't I take you back, Shea Packham?
34:15I've got some nice snack heads and you can lounge on my shades.
34:18But all the meds are at night.
34:20That would be splendid.
34:21Thank you, Brian.
34:22Julie.
34:23Come on.
34:24Why don't you make some of your own decisions?
34:26All right.
34:27This is me backing off, Todd, keeping it zip.
34:30You stop talking, lovelessess.
34:32You too.
34:33Shift.
34:34Look after her.
34:35She is a precious limoge vase.
34:38Oh, I'd rather be a Susie.
34:40You'd pick off the grounds, I beg you.
34:42Come on then, Susie.
34:42We built this city on rock and roll.
34:47Well, we haven't got long together, but I suppose he's the one.
34:52Yeah.
34:54Must be lovely to find his special person.
34:57We built this city on rock and roll.
35:03Your father behaved monstrously,
35:05so I'm glad you're not wasting tears over him.
35:09No, he's dead to me now.
35:12Besides, I've got a life to live.
35:14The sun's raised, hasn't I?
35:17Which you're doing.
35:18Brilliantly.
35:19I don't wonder why you felt the need to visit the prison.
35:31Just to tell him I didn't want out to do with him.
35:36And to tell him that I didn't want him to meet Frankie.
35:38I just...
35:39I just wanted to show him that despite everything with him and me mum,
35:46I've turned out all right.
35:49Oh, just about.
35:51Right, close the chapter.
35:53Yeah, but, um...
35:54I've burnt the book.
35:57Ha-ha.
35:57Daniel was right.
35:58You have a flair for English.
36:00Hopefully I can pass that on to Frankie.
36:04You read to him every day.
36:06He has a good chance.
36:11He, um...
36:13He said that I'd be a terrible mum.
36:18Well, that is already disproven.
36:20You've got to consign him to the dustbin.
36:23Yeah, but then he also said there might be a possible chance
36:25that he isn't my dad.
36:28What's that about?
36:30Manipulation.
36:32Cruel mind games.
36:36Yeah.
36:38But my mum doesn't even know for definite.
36:42You can always try the DNA test.
36:47When you're fit and ready, of course.
36:49No.
36:53No, I think I'll just...
36:55I think I'll just pretend that you're my dad.
36:57If that's all right with you.
37:04Do you want to do it next?
37:06Oh, you're brilliant.
37:07What's that Liam Gallagher?
37:08Oh, Asis.
37:09Oh.
37:09That's what I want to do next.
37:10Ha-ha.
37:11Oh, Mary, what a hoot.
37:13There is something about we built this city.
37:15I don't know.
37:15Get to be right in the solar plexus.
37:17Makes me want to hop on a plane and jet off to the Big Apple.
37:21I should so like to take a bite out of the Big Apple.
37:24We built this city.
37:26We built this city.
37:29Can you just sign it down, please?
37:31I'm trying to make sure that Brian's got all of Julie's meds.
37:34Sorry, love.
37:35Hey, you know, she misses a dose or two.
37:39It's not the end of the world.
37:43Says the clueless undertaker.
37:47Eileen, love.
37:49You know, Julie's heading in one direction and...
37:54She's having a great time.
37:55That's got to be better for her than any tablet.
37:58Painkillers notwithstanding.
37:59My, my.
38:03You're full of opinions about what's best for Julie.
38:08Her love life.
38:10Medication.
38:13Is there anything you don't know?
38:16You could sleep on the sofa.
38:17Eh?
38:18What?
38:19Eyelash.
38:20What have I done?
38:23Working out.
38:29I bring tidings of great joy.
38:41Jenny's up for investing.
38:43Yep.
38:45Dooty mare.
38:46Oh, you look up.
38:53I know I do.
38:54Oh, you are a lucky, lucky man.
38:58Hey, what's up?
39:05Something you're not telling me?
39:07No.
39:09No, well, I...
39:10Well, yeah, um, I don't know.
39:12I feel a bit bad about lying to Daisy.
39:16Well, you're bound to a bit, but...
39:18I wouldn't get tying yourself in knots.
39:21Yeah, it's just...
39:23She's my daughter.
39:25After all.
39:25Yeah, a pretty selfish one at that.
39:29I mean, if I'm allowed to say that.
39:31I mean, does she ever phone you just to find out what you're doing?
39:35Well, no.
39:36Probably not.
39:38No.
39:40Half each of that money.
39:42That's ours.
39:43That's our reward for doing all the legwork.
39:45Yeah.
39:47Yeah, no, I know.
39:48I know.
39:49You give her half your half if you really want to, but...
39:52She's still young enough to earn it.
39:54If it were me, I'd let her make her own way in the world.
39:58A bit harsh.
40:00Well, if it's harsh on anyone, it's harsh on Carla, isn't it?
40:02I mean, she's the one going to be out of pocket.
40:05There again, sounds like she's loaded.
40:08You are a naughty, bad, dumb.
40:14Yeah.
40:16And what are you going to do to bad, dumb?
40:20Many, many, many things.
40:23Not all of them legal.
40:24Yeah, you'd kill me.
40:29No.
40:30Hang on a minute.
40:31Hang on a minute.
40:32It's my burner phone.
40:34Great timing, Jenny.
40:35Cheers.
40:36Oh, she wants to meet you.
40:37Now.
40:39I thought you and me had plans.
40:41Tell her I'll meet her tomorrow.
40:42You'll meet her tonight, all right?
40:45Oh, look, darling.
40:46Very soon, we shall have all the time in the world.
40:50I promise.
40:53Yeah, still killing me.
40:58Now, go on.
40:59Go on.
41:00Go and put a big smile on her, mush.
41:01Just think about payday.
41:03What, no Todd?
41:09How come?
41:11Is he on his way?
41:12Him and his latest crisis?
41:14I do know that Todd's my family.
41:17Whoever feels he keeps getting smaller and smaller.
41:19Well, no, not literally, but...
41:22as good as.
41:23Right.
41:25So,
41:26a lifetime ago,
41:30me and Todd had a baby.
41:32It's called Billy.
41:33But he died,
41:35not long after he was born.
41:37We were kids
41:39and Todd was just starting to realise
41:40that he was gay.
41:43So, a lot of water under that bridge.
41:46Yeah.
41:47Bonded us forever.
41:49Well, that makes sense now.
41:52Todd's madly in love with Theo
41:53and I just...
41:54I really want him to have that shot of happiness,
41:56so I fell into line.
41:59Well, until I realised that
42:00Danielle was losing her mind.
42:02So, basically,
42:04I just kept getting in the crosshairs
42:06of some mad love triangle.
42:09Oh, honestly,
42:09I could have killed Theo
42:10when he told Daniel
42:11that me and Todd were an item.
42:14I suppose he had to think on his feet.
42:16Well, thank you for
42:18pretending to understand.
42:19I understand.
42:21I understand loyalty.
42:23In fact, I admire it.
42:24Good.
42:29Why don't we start again?
42:32Pour the baggage to one side,
42:34tune out all that drama.
42:36Just me and you.
42:44See ya.
42:45Hey.
42:50Hey.
42:52I'm worried sick.
42:55Don't mention my name.
42:57Don't contact me.
42:59Delete me.
43:00Because I've already deleted you.
43:02It's seismic.
43:04I get it.
43:04You just need some time to...
43:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
43:07You're not listening to me.
43:08It's over.
43:09Whatever this was,
43:10some sort of midlife crisis,
43:11okay?
43:13It's over.
43:13Life's not like that.
43:14You can't just flick a switch.
43:16No, no, stop.
43:19Stop trying to ruin my life.
43:23It's someone else's life.
43:25You're playing a role.
43:27You're not being true to yourself.
43:28Listen.
43:29Listen to me.
43:30No thanks to you.
43:31I've still got a wife and kids.
43:33I will do anything to protect.
43:36Do you understand?
43:37Do you understand?
43:40So stay away from me.
43:41Okay?
43:43Stay away from me.
43:47Don't make me come after you.
44:11Don't make me come after you.
44:15Don't make me come after you.
44:16Don't make me come after you.
44:17Don't make me come after you.
44:17Don't make me come after you.
44:18Don't make me come after you.
44:19Don't make me come after you.
44:20Don't make me come after you.
44:21Don't make me come after you.
44:22Don't make me come after you.
44:23Don't make me come after you.
44:24Don't make me come after you.
44:25Don't make me come after you.
44:26Don't make me come after you.
44:27Don't make me come after you.
44:28Don't make me come after you.
44:29Don't make me come after you.
44:30Don't make me come after you.
44:31Don't make me come after you.
44:32Don't make me come after you.
44:33Don't make me come after you.
44:34Don't make me come after you.
44:35You