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Ronnie lost her brother, Faye lost her first love. These two best friends take off on a debaucherous road trip to the mo | dG1fbDdydXV1ZkFKaG8
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00:01My greatest strength is that I anticipate future problems and I prepare for them.
00:11Oh my God. I'm so sorry.
00:19What are you doing here?
00:20Dana's worried about you.
00:22This is nice. Kind of like old times.
00:24She thinks you've become a danger to yourself.
00:27I have no idea what she's talking about.
00:43Did you kidnap me?
00:45We are going on vacation.
00:46My brother just died!
00:48I'm well aware of that, Ronnie.
00:52You gonna drink that?
00:53You're drinking just triple sec.
00:55Are you gonna narrate the whole trip?
01:01I think you're being reckless and irresponsible.
01:07You wouldn't recognize fun if it was sucking on your butt.
01:15I'm not vaccinated for this.
01:17How many have there been since Garrett?
01:19One.
01:21Ronnie Faye, this is my roommate Granville.
01:23What color were his pubes?
01:25They were like...
01:27Calico.
01:28Calico?
01:35You have diabetes and asthma?
01:37Yes, I do.
01:39Basically Superman.
01:45Did you know Ronnie's brother, Dana?
01:46One of the last things he did was call me and I didn't answer.
01:49You don't think about other people.
01:51It would never cross your mind to help any of us.
02:01Should we stop them?
02:02I think they need this.
02:11I'm not gonna be pleasant.
02:12I would never ask you to change.
02:13I would never ask you to change.

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