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00:00Hey everybody, welcome back to our channel, I am Neha. How are you?
00:04How are you? How are you? How are you watching?
00:06I am in Mumbai, Akash Gupta.
00:08Stand-up comedy video.
00:10Akash Gupta, after a long time, of course,
00:13their stand-up comedy has come.
00:15So, we are here in Mumbai.
00:17I am in Mumbai.
00:18So, I guess, they live in Delhi.
00:20So, they have to travel in Mumbai.
00:22So, they have to travel in Mumbai.
00:24So, this is something different.
00:26So, let us see how this stand-up comedy by Akash Gupta is going to be.
00:29Let us see.
00:37It's true.
00:38I feel good at Mumbai.
00:39People have a lot of misconception that I am from Delhi.
00:42My jokes and content are very Delhi oriented.
00:44So, I don't like Mumbai.
00:45I don't like Mumbai.
00:46I love Mumbai.
00:51So, how are you?
00:52Only from December to March.
00:54No.
00:55No.
00:56I am a little bit of a pleasant day.
00:58Yes.
00:59By the way, you call Mumbai Winters.
01:01You gave me a love.
01:03I am in January.
01:05I got dressed in January.
01:07I got to go out from the airport.
01:09I got to a airport.
01:10I said,
01:11How are these winters?
01:13Oh, man?
01:15This winters are in Lunavalo.
01:17I mean, it's raining in the winter.
01:21And here, people are talking like this.
01:23After sunset, it gets a little chilly.
01:27So, take out hoodies.
01:29Hoodies?
01:31Hoodies?
01:33It doesn't go cold from there.
01:35You guys are happy with little things.
01:39Oh, man.
01:41I love Mumbai.
01:43I've been here for two years.
01:47I remember that when I was here,
01:49I was very good in December and March.
01:51Then, they come for two months.
01:53They come from the cold.
01:55You go out and go out.
01:57Everything will go out.
01:59I'm going like this.
02:03Then, they wait.
02:05Monsoons will come.
02:07Monsoons will come.
02:09Then, they come.
02:11And they come.
02:13Yes.
02:15They take all of their hands.
02:17Why didn't they come?
02:19They're gone.
02:21But they will come back.
02:23They will come back.
02:25But they will come back.
02:27They will come back.
02:29This is what happens.
02:30Nobody leaves in Mumbai.
02:31They will come back.
02:33They will come back.
02:35Oh, man.
02:37For once in a while,
02:39I was staying here because of the monsoons.
02:40I remember when I was at the first five days.
02:41The big St abstaining.
02:42My man has temps.
02:43The water.
02:44Эns.
02:45Greenery.
02:46Water.
02:47Then they vìs.
02:48It's been two weeks.
02:50These 1979.
02:51I think I am fo궁i honey.
02:53I didn't want to tear the showed flies before.
02:57Did you put the bunker on the bed?
02:58Yes.
02:59I'm sleeping on the bed
03:01I'm sleeping on the bed
03:03I'm sleeping on the bed
03:04I'm sleeping on the bed
03:06I'm sleeping on the bed
03:08Love you Mumbai
03:10Woohoo monsoons
03:13I'm sleeping on the bed
03:17I make a roti in the morning
03:19I'm eating fungus
03:20Who made a pesto roti?
03:24Did you make a fokashi bread?
03:29But I really liked the local trend
03:31Because it wasn't in Delhi
03:33There was a metro in Delhi
03:34Which was also made here
03:36The house was made here
03:38Probably
03:39Now it's been a lot
03:40Now it's been a lot
03:41Brother, this colaba seeps banter
03:43How did you get yourself?
03:44Now it's my mind
03:45I just say
03:46Brother, I'm free
03:47Help me
03:48Come on
03:49Two people
03:50Come on
03:51Let's go
03:52Let's go
03:53Don't tell
03:55Let's open
03:57Go
03:59That's it
04:01How am I?
04:02You're building a pillar
04:04A pillar of powit
04:05There have a different construction
04:06Yes
04:07Yes
04:08Yes
04:09There are some parts
04:10that are all ready
04:11Pillar
04:12Gurder
04:13Khaomba Trak
04:14There is no more
04:15We're also
04:16What is it saying?
04:17What's the plan?
04:18Yes
04:19That's the new station
04:20The next station
04:21DN Nagar
04:22Oh
04:30The door is open in your balcony
04:33Oh sorry, it doesn't happen here
04:40The door is open in your bedroom
04:42Yeah, directly
04:44You sit and sit and sit
04:47How is it good?
04:49In the good news
04:50One person went to the house
04:52The other person said, leave it
04:55The next month
04:58The local train was a lot
05:00And when you watch films
05:02When you come to Delhi
05:04The girls
05:06They start singing in their mind
05:08I was on the road
05:10I was on the road
05:12I was on the road
05:14I was on the road
05:16I was on the road
05:18I was on the road
05:19I was on the road
05:20I was on the road
05:21I was on the road
05:22I feel like
05:23I feel like
05:24I have a local train story
05:26Oh my
05:28Have you seen the comics
05:29Yes
05:30Yes
05:31Yes
05:32Yes
05:33Yes
05:34Yes
05:35Yes
05:36Yes
05:37Yes
05:38Yes
05:39Yes
05:40I was on the road
05:41I was on the road
05:42I was on the road
05:43I was on the road
05:44They did do things
05:45Wow
05:46Sumit Swarab
05:47And Joel D. Souza
05:48We were three contestants
05:49At the show
05:50So we had to go to the road
05:51And we had to go to the road
05:52And we had to go to the road
05:53And perform to the road
05:54So somebody said
05:55You have to be a cab
05:57You will have to be a lot of time
05:58You will have to go to the train
05:59I said
06:00Right
06:01Let's go to the train
06:02That was 5-7
06:04Wow
06:06Very nice
06:07And we had two people
06:08were in Mumbai
06:09And there was no one
06:10Who was there
06:11Who was there
06:12He didn't get away
06:13The eldest son
06:14Ok
06:15So people say
06:16First of all
06:17Let's go to the road
06:18And get to the road
06:19There is a road
06:20So we will go to the road
06:21That is the road
06:22That is the road
06:23That is the road
06:24That is the road
06:25That is the road
06:26That is the road
06:27That is the road
06:28That is the road
06:29He is so low
06:30I see
06:31People won't get back
06:32The road
06:33Tung-tung, tung, tung...
06:35Bandi niyo rara...
06:36Tung-tung...
06:37Tung-tung...
06:37Bai-sab, aaghe ho, jau...
06:39Aaghe.. Shabash, shabash...
06:40Chalo aaghe jo!
06:41Aaghe jo!
06:43Bai-sab, kya kar rehap?
06:44Excuse me, kya kar reh financially?
06:45Excuse me?
06:47Soba-soba harrasment hota hai bomb mo...
06:50Yeh sab sab sahachel ya...
06:51...yap man, mahan, mahan...
06:51Us ke bat office ka se chalajasahu tum logu ya?
06:54Yeh sab sab sahnene ke baad...
06:56Koyoy PPT ka se se sakte, baani mahan niyap logu ya...
06:59Maan niya, mahan!
07:00You are lost in your body.
07:04And if you are getting pulled out, you are the one who is going to do it.
07:07What are you doing?
07:08Every place you are.
07:10We are coming.
07:12So we are going to go to the dark.
07:14Then this is our way.
07:16Then we go to the garden.
07:18I go, ah!
07:20Then someone said, you are going to the malloon.
07:24The train is going to take it.
07:26They are coming.
07:28So I said, fast or slow?
07:30Oh, fast play.
07:32Fast play, right?
07:33Fast play? Why do we waste time?
07:36So, I want to say this.
07:38Never ever.
07:39That we are immigrants, right?
07:42Yeah.
07:43My time is why.
07:45It should be our vaiva.
07:47It should be on the platform.
07:50Will you go fast?
07:51Yes, sir.
07:52No.
07:53Tell us which situation will be.
07:55Your brother,
07:56Bandra,
07:57Andheri,
07:58Goregaon,
07:59Ha! Out!
08:01Goregaon,
08:02Fast play.
08:04Go slow.
08:09So, we said,
08:10We are going fast.
08:11We were standing on the platform.
08:13Fast play.
08:14Fast play.
08:15All fast.
08:16Now, I don't know,
08:17that he is still fast.
08:20He came.
08:21People came from there.
08:22We came from two.
08:23One left.
08:24Oh, wow.
08:25Very nice.
08:27Then, the two came from there.
08:28They were cool.
08:29No, no.
08:30There is a group.
08:31We are going with one.
08:32We came.
08:33Now, we are standing on the next fast.
08:36So, three will go slow.
08:38I said,
08:39What time is going slow?
08:40We are going slow.
08:41We are going slow.
08:42We are going slow.
08:43We are going fast.
08:44I said,
08:45This operator is standing on the top.
08:47This person is standing on the top.
08:49They are going slow.
08:50Fast.
08:51He came.
08:52He came.
08:53He came.
08:54He came.
08:55He came.
08:56He came.
08:57I got it.
08:58He came.
08:59He came.
09:00He came.
09:01He came.
09:02He came.
09:03He came.
09:04He came.
09:05So, he came.
09:06Now, he wrote the story.
09:08He wrote the story.
09:09He wrote it like.
09:10He wrote it like.
09:11I am.
09:12He was.
09:14We have no idea.
09:15Which place is.
09:16Where is the village?
09:17So, he was on a platform.
09:19He said,
09:20He came.
09:21This is a perfect train for you, brother.
09:23Because it's the next station.
09:25I mean, beautiful.
09:29We'll go once and get up once and get up once.
09:31It won't happen again.
09:37Now, we're going to go inside.
09:39So, we're going on the train.
09:41And the next station was going on.
09:43I think 10-15 minutes.
09:45So, this is Sumit and Joel.
09:47You see, when people commute
09:49some people like random, abstract things.
09:53So, these two girls are there.
09:57Joel said to me,
09:59Mom, take it.
10:03You're alone on an island.
10:05And with you,
10:07there's no girl of our group.
10:09So, who would you like?
10:11From here,
10:13Mom?
10:15I don't know, man.
10:17Mom, I don't know.
10:19I'm not attracted to anyone like that.
10:27What are you doing?
10:29What are you doing?
10:31You're going to come here.
10:33I'm not having to choose a girl.
10:35Relax, relax, Akash!
10:37I said, okay.
10:39It's so cold.
10:41Yes.
10:42So, I'm just so cold.
10:47What?
10:48It was a storm came out and I took it to myself.
10:58I had no consent.
11:00Where did my ticket go?
11:02It doesn't match up.
11:04It was like this.
11:09It was like this.
11:11I didn't have anyone.
11:13I didn't have my friend.
11:17My shirt was off-shoulder.
11:19It was like this.
11:21It was like this.
11:23Here, I got the host.
11:25Joel came from there.
11:27We both came from there.
11:29We came from there.
11:31We came from there.
11:37We came from there.
11:38We came from there.
11:39We went from there.
11:40We went from there.
11:41We went from there.
11:42We went from there.
11:43We went from there.
11:44We went from there.
11:45And we talked to the girls with the island.
11:54So, we came from there.
11:55I was like,
11:56Sumit!
11:57Anna!
11:58She stood up!
11:59She made her voice in the house.
12:01She was like,
12:02She was like,
12:03She was like,
12:04She was like,
12:05But she didn't give me,
12:06You're like,
12:07She was like,
12:08She's like,
12:09She's like,
12:10She's like,
12:11She's like,
12:12She's like,
12:13I will never forget that day.
12:15I will never forget that day.
12:17I was standing in the corner of the corner.
12:21One guy fell down.
12:25He was in his face.
12:27I remember that visual that he was standing like this.
12:31This city has been so busy for a few times.
12:45You are so close to your house.
12:49You can't do anything again.
12:52If the edge of the train was this,
12:55he would sit here.
12:57He couldn't do this.
13:00This is Mumbai.
13:03This is Mumbai.
13:05This is Mumbai.
13:07This is Mumbai.
13:09This is Mumbai.
13:12Literally, this is dangerous.
13:15This is Mumbai locals.
13:17Fast train.
13:19This was my dream.
13:21So, how did I go?
13:24I went to Mirror Road with my dad.
13:28It was in the morning,
13:31but it was the timing of the office.
13:33It was at 8 or 9.
13:34We had a fast train.
13:36That was very dangerous.
13:38It was very dangerous.
13:39It was very dangerous.
13:41I was like,
13:43I was like,
13:44I was like,
13:45I'm going to go down.
13:46I'm going to go down.
13:47No, I don't know.
13:48I don't know.
13:49That was very dangerous.
13:50I was actually first time in Mumbai,
13:52traveling in a local.
13:54I was like,
13:55No, no.
13:56No, no.
13:57No, no.
13:58I was like,
13:59no.
14:00No, no.
14:02No.
14:15No, I didn't go to the local fast train.
14:17I had to go slow down.
14:20yeah so yeah that is it for today if you like comment
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