Helen suffers from a psychotic dread of her lovers are 'consumed' by a ' monster' that leaves only their clothes behind. Fleeing to London, she does well picking off sleazy punters until Dennis finds her.
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00:00:00Hello, are you leaving already?
00:00:14Yeah, yeah, it's really boring in there tonight.
00:00:17Really? Well, I was wondering if I could walk you home.
00:00:21Oh, no, it's OK, I'm getting a lift.
00:00:23Really? OK. Well, what are you doing tomorrow?
00:00:27Er, nothing. Yeah. Why?
00:00:30Well, listen, I was wondering if you want to come with me to go and see this new French film at the R-House cinema.
00:00:42You know, the Russian R-House ones, all the other girls... Ah! Get in, Helen.
00:00:46Oh, shit. Sorry, Dan. Look, I'll give you a call tomorrow. Right?
00:00:58Take a look down there. There should be some beer.
00:01:08Ah! Shit!
00:01:10You always get wet this quickly.
00:01:30Do you want to go to Oasis at the weekend?
00:01:32Oh, you've got tickets?
00:01:33Two. One for you, one for me.
00:01:35No.
00:01:36I don't know.
00:01:37OK, Dan.
00:01:38You don't want me.
00:01:39You want me?
00:01:40You do.
00:01:41Oh, what?
00:01:42You want me?
00:01:44Uh-oh.
00:01:45I want to go home for me.
00:01:46Oh, you want me?
00:01:48No.
00:01:50I'm in.
00:01:51I'm in.
00:01:53And I'm in.
00:01:55I'm in.
00:01:57You're in.
00:01:58I'm in.
00:01:59my fingers come I just don't like it down there you make it sound like bloody
00:02:20Australia do you love me darling
00:02:29I love you too but just just don't do that
00:02:36all right
00:02:37I could always take someone else to the gig
00:02:52who Jennifer Nicole Karen they don't make such a fuss
00:02:59you wouldn't
00:03:00it's huge
00:03:20so is this your first time
00:03:27never too late to start
00:03:32look if you want to be my girlfriend you're going about it the wrong way okay
00:03:42okay well how about I give you a handjob I better take you home okay okay okay no job
00:03:50but no swallowing
00:03:53all right but you've got to show me your pussy first
00:03:59what's there to see
00:04:04because it turns me on right plus you get a look at my cock into the bargain
00:04:10you promise you won't touch me of course not you promise
00:04:17scouts honor babe what sort of a guy do you think I am
00:04:22I can't see anything spread your legs
00:04:49it's too dark in here turn around
00:04:55okay
00:05:00oh I can't move any further
00:05:04well stick your head out the window
00:05:08what are you doing
00:05:21what the fuck
00:05:23Jack
00:05:24get me out of here
00:05:26Jack what the fuck are you doing
00:05:28Jack you're
00:05:29Jack you're hurting me
00:05:31no
00:05:32Jack
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00:07:36Helen, what's the matter?
00:07:46What are you doing here?
00:07:47What did you do with Jack?
00:07:49What do you know about it?
00:07:51Well, I saw you in the car with him.
00:07:53But what did you see?
00:07:54But what's there to see? I left before you started.
00:07:56Look, Dennis, I like you, but I'm not your girlfriend.
00:08:01Helen, wait. Helen, look, I want to try and help you.
00:08:04Helen!
00:08:04Helen!
00:08:15Your mother called.
00:08:17She's decided to stay another week with her sister.
00:08:20Honey!
00:08:33Honey!
00:08:35Honey, this isn't happening.
00:08:37Well, I don't know how to put it, really.
00:08:45All of a sudden, he was gone.
00:08:48He just vanished into thin air.
00:08:50Into your vagina, you mean?
00:08:52Sort of.
00:08:53Even in these days, this is still quite common for young women to be afraid of their first time, of being deflowered.
00:09:02Sometimes the imagination can play the most extraordinary tricks on us.
00:09:06You did say, didn't you, that you were forced to have sex.
00:09:10I know, but I didn't...
00:09:12Psychologists have coined the term vagina dentata.
00:09:16The idea of a vagina with teeth that severs the penis during intercourse.
00:09:20And I didn't bite his willy off.
00:09:23I mean, he disappeared just like that.
00:09:25I didn't do anything.
00:09:27All that were left was clothes and...
00:09:30And there's this noise from down there.
00:09:35Well, in that case, perhaps we'd better take a closer look.
00:09:38Could you undress from the waist down, please?
00:09:40And pop yourself onto the examination chair.
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00:10:40I don't know.
00:11:10What are you doing spying on me?
00:11:27Look, Helen, I was worried about you, OK?
00:11:29I mean, what was you doing in there for so long?
00:11:35Oh, Dennis, you'd never understand.
00:11:40You're pregnant, aren't you?
00:11:46And it's Jack's.
00:11:48You have no idea.
00:11:49What do you mean by that?
00:11:51Helen, here, Alan, Jack's gone missing.
00:11:55They can't find him.
00:11:56They found his car down by the harbour.
00:11:59Helen, what's going on?
00:12:00What's going on in there?
00:12:03Dennis, just do me a favour.
00:12:06Sure, anything.
00:12:07What?
00:12:07Just leave me alone.
00:12:10It's for your own good.
00:12:12Helen, please don't go.
00:12:14Helen!
00:12:14Helen, I only want to talk to you.
00:12:26Please, we can stop.
00:12:29Please, go.
00:12:29Please.
00:12:32Please.
00:12:33Please.
00:12:34Please.
00:12:38Here.
00:12:41Here.
00:12:42What are you doing?
00:12:44I was still hungry.
00:12:46You ain't pregnant, are you?
00:12:47I know all about these things, you know?
00:12:50Munchies in the middle of the night.
00:12:53And how am I supposed to have got pregnant?
00:12:56I'll clear this up.
00:12:58Oh, don't tell me that you ain't got a boyfriend.
00:13:02I don't like you, boys.
00:13:09Oh, is that right?
00:13:11You reckon I don't know what girls your age got up to?
00:13:16You can't get enough of sex!
00:13:17I'm not like that!
00:13:19Just shut up!
00:13:20Oh, come on.
00:13:23I was young once, too, you know?
00:13:28Harry, did you just say something?
00:13:29It's just my stomach rumbling.
00:13:34You're not afraid of the storm, are you?
00:13:37Tell you what, you're really good to daddy.
00:13:41He might let you sleep in his bed tonight.
00:13:43I'm not sure mummy would like that.
00:13:46Oh, voltox.
00:13:48When I married your mother,
00:13:50I promised her that I would love her little Helen
00:13:53like she were my own daughter.
00:13:55Get off me!
00:13:59Get off me!
00:14:00Buster!
00:14:02Buster!
00:14:03Buster!
00:14:03Buster!
00:14:03Buster!
00:14:03Buster!
00:14:29Buster!
00:14:36Buster!
00:14:38The next train due to arrive on platform two
00:14:41will be calling at all stations to London, Victoria.
00:14:46Hello?
00:14:48Are you going away somewhere?
00:14:50I've got to go.
00:14:51what's wrong
00:14:55what's the matter
00:14:57Helen
00:15:00what's wrong
00:15:02Helen
00:15:09Helen
00:15:12hey but stop
00:15:28what's wrong with you
00:15:30what's that noise
00:15:33Helen
00:15:41Helen
00:16:11Helen
00:16:18Helen
00:16:22excuse me are you um
00:16:24they were available just now
00:16:26sorry love I'm waiting for someone
00:16:29if it's if it's the money I've got
00:16:31I said I'm waiting for someone
00:16:36please I mean it's my 18th birthday today
00:16:39and I've never you know I've never
00:16:42are you deaf or what I told you I'm
00:16:44waiting for someone I'll piss off and
00:16:45find someone else for you
00:16:46please
00:16:52please
00:16:55please
00:16:59all alone tonight handsome
00:17:03I don't think any second longer now
00:17:18when I come back to my place
00:17:20but you do it with our condoms do you
00:17:22but you do it with our condoms do you
00:17:25it's my favorite
00:17:27mmm
00:17:29bet you're so big no condom fits you right
00:17:31yes
00:17:32would you mind if I take our number with my little camcorder
00:17:36not at all
00:17:37I've always wanted to be a film star
00:17:39yes I'm the one who makes you famous but you take euros as well
00:17:44credit cards do just right between my legs and transaction done
00:17:49ok ready for transaction then
00:17:52wow
00:17:53look at them
00:17:55two pussies for the price of one
00:17:59I'll tell you one thing
00:18:01want to be not my pussy
00:18:03you'll never want another pussy again
00:18:05ok I do want to see it
00:18:08oh your tits are nice
00:18:12where are you off to?
00:18:13to the bookshop cafe
00:18:15Sonia I've already told you about the reading that's happening there tonight
00:18:18yeah are you mad?
00:18:19how the hell am I supposed to get my hands on a geezer in a joint like that?
00:18:22I'm sorry I think you're forgetting something
00:18:24tonight is my night
00:18:25it was your turn yesterday
00:18:26yeah well it was your fault
00:18:28nothing happened yesterday
00:18:29because you were lying there like a nun all the time
00:18:31spouting all that bible crap
00:18:33that was only because I thought he wanted to do it with me too
00:18:36you should be so lucky
00:18:38I had to squeeze him out like a lemon
00:18:40so there was not a drop of juice left in him
00:18:42stop it because I hate you talking like that
00:18:43it's funny
00:18:44oh really?
00:18:45come on
00:18:46grab a bite to eat first
00:18:47then we'll decide what we're doing next
00:18:48haven't you had enough?
00:18:59the reading's already started
00:19:00you don't want to barge in the middle of it all do you?
00:19:03it might disturb the auteur's concentration
00:19:05hmm
00:19:12Sonia no
00:19:13not again
00:19:14you should have thought of that yesterday
00:19:22if I don't get laid tonight
00:19:24no we're leaving now
00:19:26did anyone ever told you her similar you two look?
00:19:30that's not surprising is it?
00:19:32she's my mum
00:19:33well
00:19:34can I have the honour of buying you and your lovely mother a drink?
00:19:39G&T for me?
00:19:40no thank you
00:19:41crap
00:19:42she'll have the same
00:19:43two G&Ts then
00:19:50just pull yourself together okay?
00:19:52don't mess this one up for me
00:19:53me? mess things up for you?
00:19:55you should talk
00:20:07woman goes to a blood bank here and gets 10 quid
00:20:10then she spots a bloke getting 25 quid and she asks how come?
00:20:13so her sister tells her he's just donated sperm
00:20:16so in she goes the next day and she says
00:20:19that's a good one isn't it?
00:20:25listen to this one
00:20:26a girl asks her dad if she can stay out a bit longer tonight
00:20:29he turns around and says okay kid but as long as you give me a blowjob first
00:20:35I need the toilet
00:20:36can't you two go your own on the bog yeah?
00:20:38no
00:20:39no
00:20:43hope you've got two pussies
00:20:45you can bet on our four tits we have
00:21:05excuse me
00:21:07excuse me
00:21:09oh
00:21:15sorry
00:21:16i'm looking for the cafe where the poetry rings are being held
00:21:20cafe?
00:21:21well
00:21:22there's a pub just over there
00:21:23that one there?
00:21:24yeah just there
00:21:25okay
00:21:26thank you
00:21:27i'm fed up because we're always doing what you want to do
00:21:31move over i've got to go too
00:21:33i don't want to end up in bed with that beer reeking smelly yobbo
00:21:40well alright then we'll just have to find you some sweet nice young man who smells of fucking violence
00:21:46can't you get it into your head i don't want a man
00:21:48yeah but i do
00:21:50you can wrap your legs with your cobwebs for all i care
00:21:53you're not ruining it for me this time
00:21:56the first milk that gives you the eye is up for it
00:22:03hello
00:22:04is this the place where the poetry is being held?
00:22:07is this the place where the poetry is being held?
00:22:10no one
00:22:11excuse me
00:22:21would you be so kind and help us over to the table?
00:22:23my sister just sprained her uncle
00:22:26yeah sure
00:22:27okay
00:22:28thanks
00:22:29my pleasure
00:22:30you okay?
00:22:32who's this pretty boy you fished out of the bog?
00:22:36sylvia's got a cell phone to admire her
00:22:39what's your name darling?
00:22:42um
00:22:43dennis
00:22:45i can't stay very long
00:22:47so i'll get out very early in the morning
00:22:49so i'd like to get to bed soon
00:22:51wouldn't we all mate?
00:22:56yeah i'm down here in london for the book fair
00:22:58and also because i'm trying to find someone
00:23:03that's nice
00:23:05i love reading
00:23:06yeah?
00:23:07yeah
00:23:08so who's your favourite author then?
00:23:14i adore milton
00:23:15paradise lost
00:23:17you know
00:23:18but
00:23:19sometimes that can be
00:23:21quite hard going
00:23:23i suppose if i want to relax i
00:23:25i read you
00:23:26it's really sweet
00:23:27you just hit it off so well
00:23:28but we're gonna get going now
00:23:30oh that's a shame
00:23:32hey listen
00:23:33maybe we can meet again sometime for coffee
00:23:35what are you going on about?
00:23:37you're coming with us
00:23:38well no no
00:23:39i have to be going
00:23:40i've got to be up early
00:23:41it's getting late
00:23:42i have to be going
00:23:43get real mate
00:23:45i'd be more than happy to give both of these girls a good seeing too
00:23:48but i'm not sure sister mercy would appreciate her
00:23:51do you mind?
00:23:53you're joined together
00:23:55the literary first prize for the brain of britain goes to our friend dennis
00:24:01i'd be more than happy to show you how it's done if it's your first time
00:24:05and you know what? i'll polish her cherry as well if you like
00:24:08do you mind?
00:24:09okay that's enough
00:24:12i want you
00:24:14i want you to apologise
00:24:23you're nothing but a pair of fucking freaks
00:24:26wait a minute where are you off to?
00:24:28is it okay?
00:24:30oh well well fucking done
00:24:32what a brilliant job you've made of that one again
00:24:35oh sorry i forgot
00:24:37congratulations to you too you jerk
00:24:41oh god
00:24:42wait wait wait
00:24:44wait wait
00:24:45will you call me?
00:24:46come on
00:25:07oh
00:25:08oh
00:25:13oh
00:25:14oh
00:25:15oh
00:25:16oh
00:25:21no
00:25:22oh
00:25:32oh
00:25:33oh
00:25:34oh
00:25:35Oh!
00:25:37Please!
00:25:39Please!
00:25:43Please!
00:25:45Please!
00:25:51Please!
00:25:53Please!
00:25:55Are you never satisfied?
00:25:57Please!
00:25:59Please!
00:26:01Oh, my...
00:26:03Please!
00:26:05Please!
00:26:09Please!
00:26:13Please!
00:26:15Please!
00:26:17Please!
00:26:23Please!
00:26:25Let's see how you like this, huh?
00:26:29Please!
00:26:31Please!
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00:26:57Sylvia, it's Dennis.
00:26:59It's your nerd.
00:27:05Dennis!
00:27:07It's nice of you to call.
00:27:09Hi Sylvia, remember me? You gave me your number.
00:27:11Are you still in pain, though?
00:27:13No, it's... it's... it's getting better.
00:27:17Listen, I... I thought maybe we could go and see a film together.
00:27:21That's a great idea.
00:27:23But I'll have to ask Sonia first, though.
00:27:25What do you say?
00:27:27That's right.
00:27:29The comedy is a kid, but there...
00:27:33is nothing...
00:27:35Yeah.
00:27:37No...
00:27:39No...
00:27:41No...
00:27:43No...
00:27:45No...
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00:27:49No.
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00:27:54No...
00:27:55Why can't they just get on with it, instead of doody yakking all the time?
00:28:07Oh!
00:28:10Sonia!
00:28:12Sonia!
00:28:13Sonia!
00:28:14Sonia!
00:28:15Sonia!
00:28:16Sonia!
00:28:17Sonia!
00:28:18Sonia!
00:28:19Sonia!
00:28:20Sonia!
00:28:21Sonia!
00:28:22Sonia!
00:28:23Sonia!
00:28:24Sonia!
00:28:25Sonia!
00:28:26Sorry!
00:28:27Christa!
00:28:28We've got a lot in common, you know?
00:28:30We sure do.
00:28:32Literature.
00:28:33Art.
00:28:34Serious films.
00:28:37Poetry.
00:28:38ICHAT S Owen
00:28:43You're very pretty.
00:28:48And me?
00:28:49Oh, well, yeah, you are too, of course, but it's just that, well, I'm Sylvia's boyfriend,
00:28:56and even though you're part of the family, even though you are a little bit closer than
00:29:01as usual.
00:29:03Oh, look, Sylvia's got a boyfriend at last.
00:29:09What does she mean by at last? Haven't you had one for a while?
00:29:13For a while. Actually, I've never had a boyfriend.
00:29:20Really?
00:29:23How exactly am I supposed to? Can't you imagine?
00:29:29But anyway, what I want to know is why someone like you doesn't have a girlfriend.
00:29:38Well, I guess I've just never found the right person.
00:29:42Oh, yeah.
00:29:44Haven't you ever been in love?
00:29:46Well, yeah, sure.
00:29:48Well, once, about a couple of months ago, this girl, her name was Helen.
00:29:56I think she's in here in London somewhere, but it's such a big place that I'm never going
00:30:00to find her, and I don't know what to do.
00:30:02I don't know what to do.
00:30:03Mmm.
00:30:06Mmm.
00:30:08Mmm.
00:30:12Mmm.
00:30:13Shit!
00:30:15Sonia, put it down!
00:30:18Sonia, would you put it down?
00:30:20I'm sorry, Sylvia, I have to go.
00:30:22I've got to get up early tomorrow.
00:30:23Goodbye, Sylvia. I'll call you tomorrow.
00:30:32Why do you have to ruin everything?
00:30:35I've got to kill you.
00:30:44No, darling.
00:30:52Creatures of the night. What nice legs they do have.
00:30:57Not just legs.
00:30:59The two of us could have a lot of fun together.
00:31:03Price?
00:31:04$150. The whole night. Our place is just around the corner.
00:31:08$200, but I know a better place we can go.
00:31:12I don't go anywhere else.
00:31:15$150. The whole turkey.
00:31:21Don't starve your monkey too long, sweetie.
00:31:23Look, my place, it's not far away.
00:31:26No way!
00:31:28The... the spinal.
00:31:42The fuck is this? Your bike shed or something?
00:31:45You won't believe how cosy it is inside, love.
00:31:50Go on.
00:31:52Look at this.
00:31:54I don't like it here.
00:31:55Yeah, fine.
00:31:57Let's get a lot of fun.
00:31:58Come on.
00:31:58Hey.
00:31:59Yes.
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:00Shh, shh.
00:32:01Give me some cosy.
00:32:01Shh, shh, shh.
00:32:02There you go.
00:32:03Okay, come on.
00:32:04That's right.
00:32:05This way.
00:32:06There you go, Pete.
00:32:07There we go.
00:32:08That's better, isn't it?
00:32:09Yeah.
00:32:10There's nothing for fighting, is there?
00:32:11Come on.
00:32:12Hey, leave a super piece. You've got an home to go to.
00:32:29Sorry, mate. I didn't mean to disturb you.
00:32:32What's that? You've got broken heart or something?
00:32:35Yes. But a sister keeps getting in the way.
00:32:38I'll have some of this. Family's nothing but trouble. That's where I ended up I am now.
00:32:49So what have you got against Dennis?
00:33:05Nothing. He's just a pathetic wimp, that's all.
00:33:09Well, you know these sensitive gentlemen of my time. More fool you. Why?
00:33:17You've got the hands for him, have you?
00:33:20Pass the sponge, will you?
00:33:22No. Getting too needy for the vibrator.
00:33:26Hmm?
00:33:27All right. I'll call someone up to make up for something.
00:33:31No. What?
00:33:33You think I'll just lie there, staring up at the ceiling while you and your bookworm hump away beside me?
00:33:39I've been doing it for years.
00:33:42I don't ever remember being screwed by a bookworm.
00:33:46Come on, Sonia. It's serious this time.
00:33:49What? If you think he's up for it, it shan't stand in your way.
00:33:55You know, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately.
00:34:06About your lost love? Hello.
00:34:08No, no. About us. Me and you. I really believe that we belong together.
00:34:19We do belong together.
00:34:22I want you.
00:34:24I want her to sleep.
00:34:28I mean, do you think we should put her to sleep?
00:34:32That would put me to sleep, too. If that's what you'd prefer.
00:34:37No, no. Look, forget it.
00:34:42I haven't ever tried to separate you before.
00:34:47Only one of us would survive.
00:34:50She's always saying we should do a foursome.
00:34:54But I can't.
00:34:57I just can't stand the idea, being so intimate.
00:35:02someone else watching.
00:35:09Neither could I.
00:35:17My life's gone!
00:35:18No!
00:35:19You!
00:35:20You!
00:35:21You're not gonna run out of love again!
00:35:25Okay.
00:35:29Anything be fine.
00:35:30Now, tell me what happened.
00:35:37I...
00:35:39It's okay.
00:35:41I was coming home from school.
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:46Then what?
00:35:47I was coming home from...
00:35:50your evening class.
00:35:56It's okay. It's okay.
00:35:57You don't have to say anything else now.
00:35:59I can't, my father.
00:36:00It's alright.
00:36:01All that matters is that you're safe and nothing can harm you.
00:36:04I can't.
00:36:05You'll be fine.
00:36:06You'll be fine.
00:36:07No.
00:36:12I can't.
00:36:13Wake up.
00:36:15Wake up.
00:36:17Wake up.
00:36:21Wake up.
00:36:22We're gonna be alright, Bunny. He's the one. We're gonna be alright.
00:37:52Until this monster, Dennis Fowler, broke into our lives and destroyed everything.
00:38:00He slaughtered Sonia in cold blood.
00:38:05I thought he could have me.
00:38:06I regret the day I abolished the death penalty.
00:38:14Dennis Fowler, I hate you.
00:38:17Ian, I hate you.
00:38:21Ian, I hate you.
00:38:30Please don't mean I'll do anything or just look at me.
00:38:37Please don't mean I'll do anything or just look at me.
00:38:45Not again.
00:38:47Please don't mean I'll do anything or just look at me.
00:38:56I hate you.
00:38:58I hate you.
00:38:59I hate you.
00:39:00I hate you.
00:39:01I hate you.
00:39:03I hate you.
00:39:04I hate you.
00:39:04Hi.
00:39:34How does it throw in, huh?
00:39:36Can come to the table for a 30-day walk?
00:39:41How does it throw in, huh?
00:39:43Do it throw in, huh, dear?
00:39:45Yeah, come.
00:39:47Okay.
00:39:57Okay.
00:39:59What do you want?
00:40:21Go away!
00:40:25Don't leave.
00:40:29Oh there you are, where have you been?
00:40:54Sorry, I had to grab a bite for you and away.
00:40:57Oh, so what are we doing today, have you got any ideas?
00:41:03I thought I'd buy you a dress.
00:41:05Oh don't bother, I've got loads to wear.
00:41:07Sit down. Go on, sit down.
00:41:11Including a wedding dress.
00:41:14Open it, Helen.
00:41:18What is it?
00:41:20Just open it.
00:41:26John.
00:41:30Marry me, Helen.
00:41:32John, I don't know what to say.
00:41:34Just say yes.
00:41:36Look John, after what that nutter did to me.
00:41:38It doesn't matter.
00:41:40I can't.
00:41:41It's completely changed the way I feel about men.
00:41:44Listen, I can't be normal.
00:41:46Look, there's no rush.
00:41:48But you're a man, John.
00:41:50You've got needs, you want sex.
00:41:52Maybe you want children too.
00:41:54That is normal.
00:41:56Time heals all the rules, Helen.
00:41:58Even yours.
00:42:00And then we'll be able to lead a perfectly normal life together.
00:42:04Life together.
00:42:06Almost.
00:42:08Come here, you.
00:42:10She'll be okay.
00:42:34Come here, kids.
00:42:35No more.
00:42:36No more.
00:42:37Maybe I'll take care of her.
00:42:38Bye-bye.
00:42:39Bye-bye.
00:42:42Bye-bye.
00:42:46Bye-bye.
00:42:48Bye-bye.
00:42:51Bye-bye, buddy.
00:42:53Bye-bye.
00:42:57Bye-bye.
00:42:59Blakely.
00:43:01Bye-bye.
00:43:03What have you done, you stupid little bitch?
00:43:23God!
00:43:30You are dead!
00:43:33Fuck!
00:43:55I've been looking for someone like you.
00:43:57You're the only one the whole country's are.
00:43:59Mm-hmm.
00:44:00You know, I've been dancing now for nearly ten years.
00:44:07Dealing with pavots is okay, I guess. It comes with the territory.
00:44:10Dancing's not so bad. The girl's got to earn a living.
00:44:14You have no idea what a fag it is putting your ass out of joint on a daily basis tottering around on hills like that.
00:44:21I've got this plan. Brilliant. Since, really. Can't do it on my own, though.
00:44:28I need a bloke. And I figure if you haven't got caught yet, well, you must be doing something right.
00:44:33Hey. Hey. Are you listening to me?
00:44:40Or are you really some fucked up kind of crazy killer?
00:44:46Do you need a hug?
00:44:53Oh my God, give me that. Disgusting.
00:44:58My dentist says I have to wear it at night, otherwise I'm gonna end up looking like Bugs Bunny.
00:45:03It's like Helen's.
00:45:06Fuck knows who Helen is. She certainly perks you up.
00:45:11Now, as I was saying, I used to work on this island as a dancer.
00:45:15Yeah?
00:45:16Absolute shithole. But first of every month, a hundred grand in cash delivered for all the offshore workers.
00:45:23How'd you know that?
00:45:25One of my old regulars told me, I think he had a soft spot for me.
00:45:30Anyway, there's no security, or I think maybe one guy.
00:45:33And the police are far too busy chasing the stoners and the vandals, so we're home free.
00:45:39So I figure we go over on the ferry, do the bank, we're back by lunchtime, and you and I are fucking made.
00:45:47Sounds good to me.
00:45:48So we're gonna do this thing?
00:45:50Okay, okay, but one thing Helen, don't stop, please.
00:45:54Don't stop.
00:45:55Dennis?
00:45:56What?
00:45:57Who's Helen?
00:45:58Helen.
00:46:11Sure, I understand that whole business with the perverts to rattle you.
00:46:15Don't you worry, we'll never assume enough.
00:46:17But what I don't get is why not...
00:46:20Oh please John, I promise you be patient.
00:46:23I'm not ready yet.
00:46:25I am, I am darling.
00:46:27I know you've got to put this behind you and everything, I understand that.
00:46:30But what I don't understand is why, why are you not sharing it with me?
00:46:34And you think I can forget about it overnight?
00:46:36I warned you John, I did.
00:46:37I can't sleep with you.
00:46:38Talking of which what we are up to last night then.
00:46:39I woke up and you were gone.
00:46:40On our fucking wedding night.
00:46:41Please John, just give me more time.
00:46:42I know we can be happy together.
00:46:46Please just stop spoiling things.
00:46:47I love you.
00:46:48I love you too.
00:46:49I love you too.
00:46:50I'm sorry, I'm just a bit confused at the moment.
00:46:53Especially when my dad just disappeared.
00:46:54It is.
00:46:55I hope you are so
00:47:08not gonna do this.
00:47:09It is.
00:47:10You've gotta stop...
00:47:11Look at me.
00:47:12It is.
00:47:13I'm walking around.
00:47:14Here's the day.
00:47:15What is going on?
00:47:16Who knows?
00:47:17I'm walking around.
00:47:18The day.
00:47:19I've still got married.
00:47:20Oh
00:47:50This is supposed to be a honeymoon
00:47:59Yeah, supposed to be
00:48:01Well, I haven't noticed yet
00:48:04All right
00:48:05Sometimes I get this feeling
00:48:08You're not putting much effort into it
00:48:19Take that
00:48:20Perfect
00:48:22Don't fuck it up
00:48:23Oh, John
00:48:35Look
00:48:37I'm happy to
00:48:40You know, touch you down there again
00:48:43But I can't
00:48:44Don't move
00:48:44Don't move
00:48:47What's going on?
00:48:48Get out the back
00:48:49Get out the back
00:48:50Quickly
00:48:51No, I don't know what you're trying to do
00:48:53Get in here
00:48:53Shut the door
00:48:54Just shut up
00:48:56Stop talking
00:48:57Shut up
00:48:59Right
00:49:02I need to
00:49:03Rope or tape
00:49:04Something
00:49:04Something
00:49:05Where?
00:49:05Where?
00:49:05Where?
00:49:05Where?
00:49:06I'm not
00:49:07Get in
00:49:09Get in
00:49:09Go
00:49:12I go
00:49:13You've got it yet?
00:49:16You
00:49:17Take this and tie him up
00:49:22Quickly
00:49:23Do it
00:49:24Time up
00:49:25Sit on the floor
00:49:26Sit on the floor
00:49:28Yes, you can
00:49:30Do it
00:49:31Listen to what he said
00:49:32Listen to what he said
00:49:32Just quickly
00:49:36Do what you're trying to achieve
00:49:37Shut up
00:49:38That's what a good you are
00:49:40Quickly, now he's late
00:49:45Do it quickly
00:49:47Right, you're doing it
00:49:50Excellent
00:49:50Well done
00:49:52Right, give us a taste
00:49:53Now
00:49:53Sit down
00:49:54Sit down
00:49:56Please go to workout, please
00:49:59Yes
00:49:59You shot him
00:50:16What was I supposed to do?
00:50:19Stupid idiot
00:50:20Shouldn't have chased us out of the bank then
00:50:21Should he?
00:50:22Huh
00:50:22Yeah, but you said there'd be no violence
00:50:24Oh, and I'm sure you said the same thing
00:50:27When you hacked the twins apart
00:50:28With that bread knife
00:50:29Huh?
00:50:31Jesus, Dennis
00:50:32Fucking shit
00:50:35We've now got the most
00:50:44Locked down
00:50:45Shit
00:50:58Shit
00:50:58Shit
00:50:59Dennis
00:51:00It's a pig
00:51:04Fuck
00:51:05Shit
00:51:06Shit
00:51:07Shit
00:51:08Shit
00:51:09Shit
00:51:10Dennis
00:51:11It's a pig
00:51:12Fuck
00:51:13Shit
00:51:14Shit
00:51:14Shit
00:51:44Shit
00:51:45Shit
00:51:46Shit
00:51:46Shit
00:51:46Shit
00:51:46We are so fucking rich
00:51:48There must be at least
00:51:52Two hundred fucking thousand pounds
00:51:55A year
00:51:55Mwah
00:51:58I'm so fucking lucky
00:52:00What are we gonna do with the money then?
00:52:05Fuck no
00:52:06Spend it
00:52:08God, I could get myself the most ginormous
00:52:11It's okay.
00:52:12Try not to spend it.
00:52:15I can't!
00:52:17God!
00:52:22Come on!
00:52:25God!
00:52:27Where are we going?
00:52:28To care!
00:52:41God!
00:53:02God!
00:53:04God!
00:53:07God!
00:53:11All in white.
00:53:17So the bride was a virgin on her wedding night, was she?
00:53:20Heard of it.
00:53:22I nearly got married once.
00:53:25Then the stupid git introduced me to his brother.
00:53:28Now, he is gorgeous.
00:53:31And drove a jag to boot.
00:53:34But, as I always say...
00:53:37The bigger the car, the smaller the cock.
00:53:40So, say I love you.
00:54:06Oh, no.
00:54:10Oh, no.
00:54:13Oh, no.
00:54:14Oh, no.
00:54:15Oh, no.
00:54:16Jesus Christ, what was all that shit about?
00:54:17Leave me lying out there in the sun on my own.
00:54:20Burt my bleeding willy.
00:54:21Did you?
00:54:26...and have made an appeal for witnesses that may have been at the scene for crime.
00:54:31The security guard, shot today in the holdup at the home county's bank...
00:54:35...has finally died of his wounds an hour ago in hospital.
00:54:38He leaves a wife and five children.
00:54:43How did that poor bloke survive on such crummy wages?
00:54:46How many kids did he have?
00:54:49BG is doing stuff on the site, taking bribes.
00:54:54What do you reckon, huh?
00:55:00Buckets.
00:55:02Ugh!
00:55:09Hey, Dennis.
00:55:11Wake up, twin killer. The island's been cut off.
00:55:14Good morning. Sorry to disturb you, madam. You probably heard about the bank robbery. A security guard was killed.
00:55:23Yeah, yes, I did, actually. Terrible. Tragedy. Tragic.
00:55:26Notice anything suspicious on your way, madam?
00:55:29Well, no. I asked you, officer. It's my husband and my honeymoon. So all I've really seen is bollocks. And, of course, the ceiling in the dorm room.
00:55:38Your licence, please.
00:55:40Jesus Christ, Pinky. My prick is burning like hell.
00:55:52Must have been some wedding night. Okay, have fun and take care.
00:55:56Thanks.
00:56:11Here.
00:56:12No, thanks. I'm not hungry in any way. I like strawberry flavour.
00:56:15It's not for you to eat. It's for your knob.
00:56:19Really?
00:56:20Yeah. It's an old-fashioned remedy. They say, uh, yoghurt's really, really good for sunburn. Try it.
00:56:26Okay.
00:56:31Well?
00:56:34How's that?
00:56:35Fantastic.
00:56:36Now, I've been thinking.
00:56:48Quiet back there.
00:56:53We're not gonna get off the island with all the police chasing us around, huh? So why don't we just have a holiday?
00:56:58What?
00:56:59Well, you and I seem to pass off quite convincingly as the honeymooning couple. The red-hot lusty lover gets fanny friction on his wedding night.
00:57:12Hey?
00:57:18Helen?
00:57:23Sounds like Helen.
00:57:25Helen?
00:57:26Dennis?
00:57:27Helen?
00:57:29Helen?
00:57:31Helen?
00:57:33Helen, it's you!
00:57:35Oh, Dennis!
00:57:37What are you doing, you fucking imbecile?
00:57:40Don't you know who this is? This is Helen!
00:57:46This is the girl I love!
00:57:49I don't wanna know!
00:57:51Stop it, Dennis!
00:57:52No!
00:57:53Stop it!
00:57:55I get one chance in this life to get rich!
00:57:59I'm not having anyone mess it up for me!
00:58:01Especially not some impotent little jerk like you!
00:58:04Please, Pinky.
00:58:08Put the knife down!
00:58:14Put it down!
00:58:16Now!
00:58:18Get out!
00:58:19Don't do this!
00:58:20Get out!
00:58:21Please!
00:58:22Get out!
00:58:23Fuck off!
00:58:27Wanker!
00:58:32Helen!
00:58:34Helen!
00:58:35Help!
00:58:40In a vehicle left close to the scene of the bank robbery,
00:58:43fingerprints have revealed the identity of Dennis Fowler,
00:58:46better known as the notorious Twin Killer.
00:58:49More police will be sent to the Isle of Wight as reinforcements are needed.
00:58:53And now to the weather.
00:58:54No!
00:59:10Okay, okay, okay, okay!
00:59:13Don't want you starving of hunger back there.
00:59:17I guess I'll have to rustle something up.
00:59:20Shit!
00:59:24Stupid thing!
00:59:28You can't make the gassy thing work,
00:59:30so it's either cold...
00:59:33...or nothing at all.
00:59:36Ow!
00:59:38I know, Dennis!
00:59:41Oh, Helen!
00:59:42God, you must be Helen the Brace!
00:59:44It must have been a hot one in the house.
00:59:46How could you make him do a thing like that?
00:59:48Oh, have a mouthful of beans, love. There we go.
00:59:51And one more for good luck. Come on, come on.
00:59:53And one for Little Bear.
00:59:57And how about one...
01:00:00...for you?
01:00:03I know.
01:00:06I need a shave.
01:00:07You know, I'm quite sorry to us for your honeymoon, really.
01:00:08How bloody dare you come in here and run!
01:00:09Shut up!
01:00:10Noisy, isn't she?
01:00:12Noisy, isn't she?
01:00:13And I know what you want.
01:00:14Noisy, isn't she?
01:00:18And I know what you want.
01:00:25And I know what you want.
01:00:34Now.
01:00:35Now.
01:00:37Why don't you
01:00:39undo your trousers?
01:00:42Silly me.
01:00:44Of course.
01:00:45You can't.
01:00:47You randy tart.
01:00:49Is that a compliment?
01:00:52Fucking stuff me inside you.
01:00:54Go on.
01:00:55Give it to me.
01:01:07What's that?
01:01:09What?
01:01:11That?
01:01:14I don't know.
01:01:23Oh, my God.
01:01:25My fucking nail.
01:01:36That's all I need.
01:01:38Lie the fuck down.
01:01:45Precious.
01:01:47Sorry.
01:01:48May we come in for a moment?
01:01:54Um, what's the matter?
01:01:55We've got orders to search every square inch of the island.
01:01:58Those bank robbers must be hiding somewhere.
01:02:00Well, um, I don't think they're here.
01:02:02I might have noticed.
01:02:03We still have to search your vehicle, madam.
01:02:05Oh.
01:02:06Do you boys fancy cold beer?
01:02:09My husband's just gone out to the village, so it could be a while.
01:02:13But we're on duty.
01:02:14Oh.
01:02:15Well, that is a shame.
01:02:17Variety is the spice of life.
01:02:19Never say never.
01:02:20That's what I say.
01:02:21Ha!
01:02:28Um, there we go, boys.
01:02:29It's not nice.
01:02:31Really, I don't want to cause any more trouble.
01:02:33What was that?
01:02:33Oh!
01:02:33Oh, my God.
01:03:03Oh, my God.
01:03:33Helen. Helen, are you okay?
01:03:47Dennis! What the fuck do you want?
01:03:50What's that?
01:03:53That's what I'd like to know.
01:03:56Pinky, what's this about?
01:03:58There's something inside of it that's talking and it's coming from a fucking twat.
01:04:02What are you talking about?
01:04:04Something in there that's even hungrier for cocks than I, Dennis.
01:04:07How do you know that?
01:04:08Don't ask, I just know.
01:04:10You're fucking mad. You're mad.
01:04:13Am I?
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:14Well, why don't you fuck her then?
01:04:16No, no.
01:04:17You've suddenly got your darling Helen the Brace.
01:04:19What, you've gone off her?
01:04:21What do you want me to do? I'll be able to count to ten.
01:04:24And you're either fucking her by then or...
01:04:27She's dead.
01:04:28No.
01:04:33One.
01:04:37Ten.
01:04:38Sorry.
01:04:38Sorry.
01:04:39Three.
01:04:42Four.
01:04:43Five.
01:04:46Six.
01:04:50Seven.
01:04:52Eight.
01:04:53Nine.
01:04:55Ten.
01:04:55Oh, ah!
01:05:02It's okay.
01:05:03It's okay.
01:05:04It's okay.
01:05:07I've done it.
01:05:11Leave that shit with it, slut!
01:05:13You slut!
01:05:15Are you hurt?
01:05:32No.
01:05:33Come here.
01:05:34I was happy to see you.
01:05:41You know, I never gave up hope.
01:05:45Oh, really?
01:05:47I couldn't stop thinking about you.
01:05:49I couldn't stop thinking about you, too.
01:05:52Oh, come here.
01:05:54What a fucking mess!
01:06:02Mm-mm-mm-mm!
01:06:03Mm-mm-mm!
01:06:04Mm-mm-mm!
01:06:05Quiet!
01:06:05Don't bother me right now!
01:06:07I have to think!
01:06:08Where's my lighter?
01:06:12Mm-mm-mm!
01:06:14Shut up!
01:06:15I'm never letting you go this time.
01:06:24Please.
01:06:27Dennis, Dennis, please stop it.
01:06:29Oh.
01:06:31Listen.
01:06:34There's something that I have to tell you.
01:06:36Shh!
01:06:37No, no, no.
01:06:39Even if it means that you won't love me anymore.
01:06:42Shh!
01:06:42Shh!
01:06:42Shh!
01:06:42Shh!
01:06:44Shh!
01:06:45Shh!
01:06:45I've got to get off the island
01:06:48before the two of them go to the police
01:06:50because
01:06:50I can take Helen's passport.
01:06:53That's where I can...
01:06:53Helen's passport.
01:06:54And I could dump the van
01:06:56in the harbour.
01:06:58That's what I could do.
01:06:59Maybe I could
01:07:00pretend to be a backpacker
01:07:02because they're inconspicuous, aren't they?
01:07:05Of course they are.
01:07:05I could...
01:07:06Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-hmm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
01:07:09Look, calm down!
01:07:10It's not as if you're gonna die or anything.
01:07:14Mm.
01:07:14Don't f**k with me. Don't f**k with me.
01:07:29It's okay. It's okay. I have matches here somewhere.
01:07:39Always love you.
01:07:44I'm going to stop. You know what's going to happen.
01:07:52What have you done, you stupid little b**ch?
01:07:59You are dead!
01:08:06Oh, God.
01:08:08Oh, my legs.
01:08:11Oh, s**t. I can't feel me legs.
01:08:15Can you hear?
01:08:22Hear what?
01:08:25Exactly.
01:08:28Oh, my God. It's gone quiet.
01:08:33Oh, my God. I remember it.
01:08:34It was... It was... It wasn't a rapist.
01:08:40It was him.
01:08:43It was him.
01:08:44What are you talking about?
01:08:45Oh, Tennis.
01:08:46What do you mean?
01:08:47That I want you.
01:08:49Really?
01:08:50I want you.
01:08:53For the first time in my life, I actually want to have sex.
01:08:56So you found your next victim?
01:09:09No.
01:09:11No, wait, wait.
01:09:12Look.
01:09:13This is Helen.
01:09:14Do you remember the girl I was telling you about?
01:09:16You can say goodbye to her, right?
01:09:18If you want to shoot him, you're going to have to kill me first.
01:09:21Are you stupid or something?
01:09:24You want to die for that useless bastard?
01:09:26He slaughtered my sister.
01:09:28No.
01:09:29No.
01:09:30No.
01:09:30No.
01:09:30You know it was an accident.
01:09:32I swear I didn't mean to.
01:09:34Please.
01:09:34Yes, you did.
01:09:35Put the gun down.
01:09:37Put down the gun.
01:09:39Sylvia.
01:09:40Please, look.
01:09:41Truth will be okay, but let Helen go.
01:09:44Please.
01:09:46Please.
01:10:00Shit.
01:10:14Helen.
01:10:15Please.
01:10:16I'm sorry about what happened.
01:10:22Sonia.
01:10:24Head to us.