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00:00:00I'm sorry.
00:00:30Beep, beep, beep.
00:01:00Beep, beep, beep.
00:01:30But I'm holding the party to introduce you to our friends.
00:01:37I'll be back on Friday. You can have it then.
00:01:39It'll be too late by then. Mardi Gras will be over.
00:01:42Phillip, let's not start this again, okay?
00:01:45I really like you a lot, but I think it's a little too early for us to stop dating other people.
00:01:50Too early for you, maybe.
00:01:53You know, I haven't even looked at another girl since we met.
00:01:57I haven't.
00:01:59Look, I wasn't born yesterday.
00:02:01And you, my dear, are a natural-born lady killer if I ever met one.
00:02:05So don't lay down one set of rules for me while you follow another.
00:02:09I'm not a hypocrite, Emmanuel.
00:02:12I only hope I get the chance to prove it to you.
00:02:14Having trouble?
00:02:40trouble yes i am having trouble i'd call for help but i don't have the phone in my car
00:02:50i'll tell you what i'll give you a ride just into the next town
00:02:56okay do you mean you'll let me in your transport yes hop in
00:03:10my name is emmanuel i am called halfron halfron that's an unusual name where are you from if
00:03:24you don't mind me asking a long ways from here well i assume that you have an unusual accent
00:03:31another transport is headed towards us
00:03:36why are you laughing we could have been killed these transports are so difficult to maneuver
00:03:46what do you mean by transports this it's so primitive i had trouble keeping my transport on the black path
00:03:55you're not in trouble with the law are you the being inside that transport was very hostile
00:04:12he caused me to stop and asked me if i was drinking he then tried to force me out of the transport
00:04:20and i knocked him to the ground and kept going oh my god you shouldn't have done that he'll think
00:04:25you're resisting arrest resisting arrest yes and that's bad well it certainly isn't advisable
00:04:35that is a very pleasant sound is there a word for it uh yes i believe it's called music
00:04:57don't you need to make a phone call about your car oh that i do not want anything more to do with
00:05:11that i had trouble keeping mine on the black path yes i i know hi hi can i get you folks today
00:05:19um coffee and a glass of water please um have fun would you like something
00:05:26water yes i think i need some water
00:05:32okay
00:05:35i think if it's more than water you want she could take care of that for you
00:05:42she was coming on to you
00:05:47coming on oh don't tell me you don't know what that means
00:05:51she wants to have sex with you
00:05:58have fun
00:06:02here i'll get you
00:06:07excuse me ma'am that young man you're with is he a friend of yours
00:06:11uh actually i i met him on the highway his car is broken down
00:06:16it's not his car i pulled him over on a suspected dui
00:06:21ran the plates after he took off on me
00:06:23it's stolen
00:06:24you are looking for the young one yes
00:06:30he just left through the opening in there
00:06:33pardon me
00:06:37he took off
00:06:43he's a crook
00:06:47too bad
00:06:49he's gorgeous
00:06:50yeah he certainly was
00:06:53look i've lost my appetite
00:06:55thanks anyway
00:06:56no problem honey
00:06:57would it uh be possible to get a ride
00:07:05i'm not going far
00:07:07just a few miles beyond
00:07:10okay
00:07:13come on
00:07:14i wonder if he got away
00:07:31got away
00:07:33my friend in the diner
00:07:34turns out he'd stolen a car
00:07:37what does this mean
00:07:39stole
00:07:39took something that doesn't belong to him
00:07:42that's not right
00:07:44ah
00:07:45thank you for telling me
00:07:47i won't do it again
00:07:49would you mind telling me what's going on here
00:07:51you sound exactly like hafron
00:07:53i am hafron
00:07:54it's true
00:07:56we rode together for an hour
00:07:58i have known many of your kind
00:08:01since i came here
00:08:02but you
00:08:04there is something very different about you
00:08:08you seem very courageous
00:08:10stop the car
00:08:14i'd like to show you something
00:08:16please
00:08:20until now
00:08:21you've shown no fear at all
00:08:24give me your hand
00:08:41hold tight to me
00:08:44whatever you do
00:08:45don't release my grip
00:08:48immanuel
00:08:56i was afraid the travel would affect you this way
00:09:01transportation is complete
00:09:03maintaining orbit at 7.3 clings above surface
00:09:06where am i
00:09:10you are on our transport
00:09:12don't you recall meeting me
00:09:15yes
00:09:17on the road after i left new orleans
00:09:20full ship's company present
00:09:23and accounted for
00:09:24what am i wearing
00:09:26you are in the uniform of our ship
00:09:29how did i
00:09:30never mind
00:09:33i don't want to know
00:09:34i was the first of our group
00:09:36to walk on your planet
00:09:37although not in this particular form
00:09:40perhaps i could help if i took the form
00:09:43in which we first met
00:09:50we have long ago
00:09:51unlocked the secrets of transmutation
00:09:53so that
00:09:53wherever we are
00:09:54we can assume the shape of the dominant species
00:09:58any species actually
00:09:59but the dominant one is naturally the one of interest
00:10:02we are scientists
00:10:03here to collect data
00:10:05your world is so different from any of the others we have visited
00:10:10with your war and social destructions that exist
00:10:13we believe this may be the result of
00:10:16your methods of reproduction
00:10:18by taking your form we experience your needs as you do
00:10:23we have all of your instincts but we are at a loss to understand it
00:10:27that is why i came
00:10:28in hopes of finding one of your kind that
00:10:31might help us understand
00:10:33i believe i have found what i am looking for
00:10:36i think i'm gonna faint
00:10:38theo your toast is ready
00:10:40theo your toast is ready
00:10:53this wasn't a dream after all
00:10:56a dream
00:11:04yes you
00:11:06you sleep to recharge yourself and
00:11:09while you sleep pictures come to mind
00:11:12yes
00:11:13that is exactly the type of translation we have been looking for
00:11:18where we come from these things don't exist
00:11:21and other things too
00:11:24for instance we have noticed that there are two types of beings
00:11:28one
00:11:28is shaped like myself
00:11:32and the other is shaped
00:11:34like you
00:11:36well can you explain why this is
00:11:42well do you remember when i mentioned sex
00:11:46yes
00:11:47well that's what i was talking about
00:11:49the difference between you and me
00:11:51it's the way we procreate and show affection for one another
00:11:58this
00:12:02this is affection
00:12:05yes
00:12:07yes i felt this for you earlier
00:12:12captain hafron
00:12:14your internal liquids pressure is rising
00:12:22captain hafron
00:12:24your internal pressure is rising precipitously
00:12:30all crew
00:12:31don t e monitors now
00:12:34all crew
00:12:35don t e monitors now
00:12:41internal pressure still rising
00:12:55galvanic response of thirteen percent
00:13:10galvanic response of thirteen percent
00:13:15ah
00:13:17ah
00:13:22ah
00:13:25ah
00:13:28ah
00:13:30Tasha, your pressures are up 27%.
00:14:00No, no, no, no.
00:14:30Captain, metabolic rates are dangerously high.
00:15:12Unregulated activity immediately.
00:15:24Captain?
00:15:26Captain?
00:15:27Captain.
00:15:28Unregulated activity has ceased.
00:15:34Cleaning droids to chamber six.
00:15:39You say this does not always result in procreation?
00:15:45Not always.
00:15:48You have a completely different system than ours.
00:15:51When we procreate, we merely divide ourselves.
00:15:54I like your way much better.
00:15:59Are all other women exactly the same as you?
00:16:02No.
00:16:03No two are exactly the same.
00:16:05I think I'm going to go back down to your planet and figure out these differences for myself.
00:16:12You can't do that.
00:16:13You can't go demand sex.
00:16:14There are rules you have to follow.
00:16:15Rules?
00:16:16Yes.
00:16:17You know, laws.
00:16:18Oh no.
00:16:19Do you people have laws for everything?
00:16:21Yes.
00:16:22But I have a feeling you're going to master them very quickly.
00:16:33There's some place special I'd like to take you.
00:16:35And there's a very important lesson that I want you to learn.
00:16:46Was it less difficult for you this time?
00:16:49Slightly, yes.
00:16:51Havron, can I change my appearance the way you changed yours?
00:16:55There's someone in here I know.
00:16:57And just this morning we had an argument about seeing other people.
00:17:00You must concentrate on the image you want to be.
00:17:03When you have it firmly in your mind, press this button.
00:17:16All right.
00:17:17I'm your sister, okay?
00:17:19You're my brother.
00:17:20My name's Lisa.
00:17:22You're Harold.
00:17:24But try not to say much, okay?
00:17:27Just watch and listen.
00:17:46She was very hostile.
00:18:16You can't just ask for sex directly.
00:18:19It requires seduction.
00:18:23Seduction?
00:18:24Well, yeah.
00:18:26It means...
00:18:28Okay, see them?
00:18:29He's trying to say something to her to make her laugh or feel comfortable.
00:18:33He's trying to make himself attractive to her.
00:18:35And if he succeeds, then maybe she'll end up having sex with her.
00:18:38And only the men have to do this?
00:18:40Well, no.
00:18:42It's usually easier if a woman seduces the man the other way around.
00:18:46Her. Look, she's trying to seduce you right now. Go ask her dance.
00:18:51Dance?
00:18:52Yeah, just move exactly the way they are, okay?
00:19:16The usual, Jack. Thanks.
00:19:27Hey, got a cigarette?
00:19:34Uh, got a light?
00:19:36Sure.
00:19:37God, New Orleans certainly is a madhouse, isn't it?
00:19:47It's the first time we've been to Mardi Gras, my brother and myself.
00:19:50I don't even know who's throwing this party.
00:19:55Looks like your brother just got lucky.
00:19:56Oh, yeah.
00:20:00So is that why you come here?
00:20:02To get lucky?
00:20:04No.
00:20:04I'm the one who's throwing this party.
00:20:06Oh.
00:20:07You.
00:20:08That's right.
00:20:10And your wife is...
00:20:13I'm not married.
00:20:15But, um, she's out of town right now.
00:20:23Actually, she's usually out of town.
00:20:26We only see each other about once a month.
00:20:28So you must miss her.
00:20:30No.
00:20:34I see.
00:20:35Just because we had an argument this morning.
00:20:38Really? What'd you argue about?
00:20:40Well, she's a very remarkable woman.
00:20:44Beautiful.
00:20:46Adventurous.
00:20:47You might say she's a real free spirit.
00:20:49Um, I really think that's what starts to threaten me.
00:20:53So I sort of did this jealousy routine.
00:20:56But she said I had no right to be jealous.
00:20:59That I was probably the one that was sleeping around on her.
00:21:02And are you?
00:21:04Emmanuel!
00:21:06What did he say?
00:21:07Uh, a man in the well.
00:21:11It's a family joke.
00:21:13You wouldn't understand.
00:21:15Uh, excuse me.
00:21:17Oh, no.
00:21:18Excuse me for a minute, please.
00:21:20Sorry.
00:21:24What are you doing?
00:21:25I've done it.
00:21:26I have seduced a woman.
00:21:28That quickly?
00:21:29Yes.
00:21:30She said we should leave.
00:21:32She will do anything I want her to.
00:21:34Uh, I don't know, Efron.
00:21:37It sounds kind of suspicious, too.
00:21:39Listen, I'm going to get out of here for a while.
00:21:40You want to come along?
00:21:42I, well, I thought this was your party.
00:21:45They're all grown-ups.
00:21:46They'll be all right.
00:21:47I just need a change of scenery.
00:21:50Well, I've got my brother here, and he's gotten lucky, so...
00:21:54Well, they can both come along.
00:21:55Okay, why not?
00:22:10Come on, honey.
00:22:11Take me to the bedroom.
00:22:13I'm on the clock.
00:22:15You're on a clock?
00:22:19She's a professional.
00:22:20Yeah, it sure looks that way.
00:22:22Um, no.
00:22:27He's just got to learn for himself.
00:22:31All right, honey, let's get going.
00:22:33I need the money first.
00:22:35Money?
00:22:37Yeah, you know, like I said at the bar.
00:22:39Uh, $200, and I'll do anything for you.
00:22:44Wow.
00:22:47What's money?
00:22:49I'll tell you what.
00:22:50But this one's on the house.
00:22:59So, you were, uh, going to tell me whether you've ever cheated on your girlfriend?
00:23:07No.
00:23:10Never.
00:23:14I had you all wrong.
00:23:15Until now.
00:23:33Unregulated activity has commenced.
00:23:36Don T.E. monitors.
00:23:40Oh, honey.
00:23:42The captain is at it again.
00:23:58The captain is at it again.
00:24:00The captain is at it again.
00:24:00Go ahead, you can touch him.
00:24:10Don't be shy.
00:24:12Oh.
00:24:19Where'd you come from?
00:24:20I?
00:24:29Oh.
00:24:30Oh.
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00:24:45Emanuele metabolic functions rising rapidly.
00:24:56Stand by for more information.
00:25:15Stop it, don't stop, make my whole thing.
00:25:18Come on.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:21Come on.
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00:26:40Good Percy, let's go!
00:26:43Ooh, get it back!
00:27:00Heat levels in this ship have risen 12%.
00:27:04Adjusting vents now.
00:27:06Oh, stop, stop, stop!
00:27:09Oh, stop, oh, stop!
00:27:11Oh, oh, oh, oh...
00:27:14Oh...
00:27:18Oh...
00:27:20Oh...
00:27:22Will you marry me?
00:27:28Psst.
00:27:34Thank you for a very pleasant time.
00:27:37Don't mention it.
00:27:52Goodbye, Philip.
00:28:02Don't worry about Emmanuel.
00:28:04I have a feeling she's moved on to other things.
00:28:07How did you know her name?
00:28:09Did she send you here?
00:28:10Who are you?
00:28:22But I do not understand.
00:28:27If you had such bad feelings for him, why did you have sex with him?
00:28:32He was impossible to resist, Half-Ron.
00:28:35Remember, men and women have to trust each other to fall in love.
00:28:40Love?
00:28:42What is love?
00:28:45All in good time, Half-Ron.
00:28:49All in good time.
00:28:52Theo, your toast is ready.
00:28:55Theo, your toast is ready.
00:29:07I am honored that you've selected me to be your guide.
00:29:10And I'm certainly tempted to take you up on it.
00:29:13But the fact is, I've got a life to attend to.
00:29:17And as much as I'd like to remain here with you,
00:29:20I don't think I can.
00:29:23For example, I've been planning a cruise up the Nile for over a year now,
00:29:27and if I don't return to Earth immediately, I'm going to miss it altogether.
00:29:31We do not ask you that you discontinue your life, Emmanuel.
00:29:34We ask only that you let us accompany you.
00:29:37But if you accompany me, you become my life.
00:29:41Is that so bad?
00:29:43No, it's not that bad.
00:29:44It's just, it's a huge responsibility.
00:29:48And the knowledge you're after is very complicated.
00:29:51I think you may be able to find a better teacher than myself.
00:29:54We are satisfied with our choice.
00:29:57We ask only that you take us with you where you go.
00:30:03Transportation chamber is now charged and ready.
00:30:06Transportation chamber is now charged and ready.
00:30:09Okay, then.
00:30:12We're going to Egypt.
00:30:14Thank you very much.
00:30:36Good luck.
00:30:39Give me a martini.
00:30:40Hey everyone, I have cakes.
00:31:02Teeth.
00:31:03Charmy.
00:31:05Is the seat taken?
00:31:07Yes, it is.
00:31:09I don't see nobody.
00:31:10I do.
00:31:14So how was it on tech?
00:31:16Very exciting.
00:31:17There are a great many women on this ship.
00:31:19That's not exactly what I meant.
00:31:21Now you piss the lady off, buddy.
00:31:24You know, the only thing pissing me off is you.
00:31:27So if you don't mind, why don't you just go on?
00:31:35Some people are always trying to ruin a good time.
00:31:40Are you sure you don't want to stop at one of the sides along the way?
00:31:54This area is full of history.
00:31:56We aren't so interested in your history.
00:31:59We are interested more in the way you are now.
00:32:02The way your bodies function.
00:32:05The way you interact.
00:32:08Are you sure my appearance is pleasing?
00:32:10Does it suit me?
00:32:14Yes, it suits you just fine.
00:32:18Appearances mean a great deal in matters of sex, don't they?
00:32:21They matter, but it's not the only criteria.
00:32:24It's the soul of a person that is most important.
00:32:27The soul?
00:32:28Yes.
00:32:30The essence.
00:32:32The life force.
00:32:33The way it's manifested in each person.
00:32:38You see, this is why I'm not sure I should be your guide.
00:32:41I don't know if I can explain things to you so that you can understand them.
00:32:44But I do understand.
00:32:47Your essence is the reason I selected you.
00:32:52Havron, do you think you would recognize me if I looked totally different?
00:32:56Yes.
00:32:57I am certain of it.
00:32:58Wait for me!
00:33:00Okay, then.
00:33:02Let's make a bet.
00:33:03A bet?
00:33:04Yes.
00:33:05A challenge.
00:33:07I'll transform my appearance, and you have to figure out which one of the many women on
00:33:11this ship I am.
00:33:12If, by the time we reach Alexandria, you can identify me, I'll remain as your guide.
00:33:19And if I cannot?
00:33:22I'll leave.
00:33:25I wish these were not your terms, but because I am certain I will know you, I accept.
00:33:32Good.
00:33:35Where are you going?
00:33:36To arrange for new accommodation.
00:33:40And don't follow me.
00:33:41That's cheating.
00:33:43I will know you right away.
00:33:44I will know you right away.
00:33:44I will know you right away.
00:34:12Do you want to get some of the sights over here?
00:34:14Yes.
00:34:14What?
00:34:14Yes.
00:34:15I want to see.
00:34:16I wanna go to the car.
00:34:18That's okay.
00:34:20I haven't even seen that.
00:34:28Hey.
00:34:30Hey, I'm so sick.
00:34:32Hey, I'm so sick.
00:34:34Hey, baby.
00:34:36Do you mind?
00:34:38What the hell? Come on!
00:34:40My travel agent said this was a swing and sing.
00:34:42Why don't you go swing someplace else?
00:34:44Yes.
00:34:46You heard her.
00:34:48Go swing someplace else.
00:34:50You know, you're really starting to annoy me.
00:35:08There always has to be someone to spoil your good time.
00:35:10That's what I was just thinking.
00:35:12I thought so.
00:35:14Yes.
00:35:15You thought what?
00:35:16That is what you were just thinking.
00:35:18What are you, psychic?
00:35:20If you're psychic, why don't you tell me a little bit about myself?
00:35:24Well, you are very beautiful.
00:35:26Oh, I like this.
00:35:28And you're very fond of playing games.
00:35:32Sometimes. Go on.
00:35:34And you and I have met somewhere before.
00:35:38Ah, your psychic powers are failing you now.
00:35:42Perhaps you are pretending you do not remember?
00:35:46Oh, I think I definitely remember you.
00:35:48Because of my essence?
00:35:50That's an interesting way of putting it.
00:35:52I'm Ursula.
00:35:54Ursula?
00:35:56I'm Haffron.
00:35:58In case you don't already know.
00:36:00Haffron?
00:36:01That's an interesting name.
00:36:03Well, Haffron, I'm very hungry.
00:36:06Would you like to take me to breakfast?
00:36:08Oh.
00:36:09Oh.
00:36:10Oh.
00:36:11Oh, Miss.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:13Yes.
00:36:14Oh?
00:36:15Um.
00:36:16Uh, huh.
00:36:17Mm.
00:36:18Uh.
00:36:19Huh?
00:36:24Uh, huh.
00:36:25Uh.
00:36:26Uh.
00:36:27Uh.
00:36:28Hmm.
00:36:31Uh?
00:36:33Uh.
00:36:34Uh.
00:36:36Uh.
00:36:37Uh.
00:36:38No.
00:36:57Alert. Captain Haffron is meddling with his internal pressures again. Alert.
00:37:08Captain Haffron is meddling with his internal pressures.
00:37:15He is a man.
00:37:17He is a man.
00:37:19He is a man.
00:37:21He is a man.
00:37:23He is a man.
00:37:25He is a man.
00:37:27He is a man.
00:37:29He is a man.
00:37:32He is a man.
00:37:35He is a man.
00:37:59Full membrane absorption achieved.
00:38:01All systems are online.
00:38:04Ooh.
00:38:06Ah.
00:38:07Ah!
00:38:08Is there something wrong?
00:38:12Ah.
00:38:14A...
00:38:15Whaaaah.
00:38:24Ah.
00:38:26Oh, my God.
00:38:5638% of higher brain functions.
00:39:26Thirty-six percent of reasoning ability has been impaired.
00:39:31Oh, my God.
00:40:01Oh, my God.
00:40:31Oh, my God.
00:41:01Oh, my God.
00:41:31Oh, my God.
00:41:32Oh, my God.
00:41:33Oh, my God.
00:41:34Oh, my God.
00:41:36Oh, my God.
00:41:37Oh, my God.
00:41:41Oh, my God.
00:41:42Oh, my God.
00:41:43Oh, my God.
00:41:44Oh, my God.
00:41:45Oh, my God.
00:41:46Oh, I see.
00:41:47You're going to stick to your plan no matter what.
00:41:49You're cute.
00:41:51Very strange.
00:41:52Yes, but you like me anyway.
00:41:54That was certainly one of the best breakfasts I've ever had.
00:41:59Good to see you around, lover.
00:42:00Good to see you around, lover.
00:42:02How is it?
00:42:03Oh, my God.
00:42:04I've always wanted to meet you.
00:42:06I've always wanted to meet each other.
00:42:09I've always wanted to meet him.
00:42:11So how was it?
00:42:12How was what?
00:42:15so how was it how was what come on i saw you in that beautiful number leaving here last night
00:42:34and a different one not five hours ago they are the same person they are yes i am positive
00:42:44excuse me but that book you're reading where did you get it it's a signed reading assigned yes i teach
00:42:58a class in ancient mythology oh you're a teacher well only part-time i'm a graduate student i am a
00:43:06student myself really in what study of humanity oh you mean anthropology
00:43:13that's my major too what a coincidence coincidence yes you know a lucky accident
00:43:22of course i don't really believe in accidents you don't oh no i think everything happens because
00:43:29it's meant to don't you agree i think you are right i'm gwen how did you happen to decide on that name
00:43:39you remind me of someone i know really yes an old boyfriend he has a sense of humor exactly like
00:43:50yours i am sure we have many other things in common actually you do there's a striking similarity
00:43:57physically i mean i have some things to do right now could we meet back here later
00:44:03i'd like to buy you a drink if i might i could use the company yes yes i would like that very much
00:44:11you just can't find it so hard to believe i think i think it would always be a red pop
00:44:15without taking your word
00:44:17you
00:44:25you
00:44:29you
00:44:31you
00:44:35you
00:44:37you
00:44:39He looks like heaven.
00:44:57Exactly like Walter.
00:44:59He could never stop looking at other women either.
00:45:03I feel very strange.
00:45:07Well, you've only had six beers.
00:45:10Do you think that is the reason why I feel strange?
00:45:15I'd say so.
00:45:18It is very good, strange.
00:45:23Yes, it is.
00:45:25God, I feel so adventurous.
00:45:28You know, people on holiday do things they wouldn't ordinarily do.
00:45:36Tell me more.
00:45:43I am your student.
00:45:44The captain is aroused again.
00:46:01Yes.
00:46:02I am your student.
00:46:06Oh, God.
00:46:06Yeah.
00:46:07Yeah.
00:46:08I am your student.
00:46:10Oh.
00:46:11Yeah.
00:46:11Oh.
00:46:12Oh, my God.
00:46:42Oh, my God.
00:47:12Oh, my God.
00:47:42Oh, my God.
00:48:12Oh, my God.
00:48:42Oh, my God.
00:49:12Oh, my God.
00:49:41Oh, my God.
00:50:11Oh, my God.
00:50:41Oh, two people, actually.
00:50:44That drunk you knocked over and that blonde you were with the other night.
00:50:48Ursula.
00:50:50She said she went to your room last night and you weren't there.
00:50:52Thank you for telling me I will have to avoid her.
00:50:57You'll have to avoid her.
00:50:59Yes, she is not who I thought she was.
00:51:02I have found you.
00:51:08I love this song.
00:51:10You do?
00:51:13He probably thinks I'm a barfly.
00:51:16Usually when I travel, I don't spend this much time in bars.
00:51:19But I'm sharing a room with a complete stranger.
00:51:21I'm doing everything I can to stay away from her.
00:51:23How did that happen?
00:51:25There was a mix-up.
00:51:26I was supposed to be in another room and...
00:51:29It's not that interesting.
00:51:31I think it is very interesting.
00:51:33Where are you from?
00:51:35Where do you think I am from?
00:51:36I'm not sure.
00:51:37And that's really unusual because I've been all over the world.
00:51:40And usually I can tell where someone's from almost immediately.
00:51:44You know, Efron.
00:51:47I'm a total vagabond.
00:51:49So you know my name.
00:51:51I wasn't spying or anything.
00:51:53I just happened to overhear you introduce yourself to that girl.
00:51:57Ursula.
00:52:01God, this boat feels like a fishbowl.
00:52:04I feel like I haven't had any privacy since I first boarded.
00:52:07Well, you can have your privacy once again.
00:52:10I know the truth, Emmanuel.
00:52:11I beg your pardon?
00:52:14Oh, very well, if you insist.
00:52:16So your name isn't Emmanuel?
00:52:19No, it's Louise.
00:52:23Well...
00:52:23Where are you going?
00:52:25Actually, I was going to sneak off to the lifeboats.
00:52:28It's where I've spent the last two nights.
00:52:30It's the only place I feel like I can get any privacy.
00:52:33You can get privacy in my room.
00:52:49Status alert.
00:52:51Sexual activity has commenced.
00:52:54Please begin monitoring.
00:52:56The captain is at it again.
00:52:57Oh, my God.
00:53:27Intuitive reasoning down 14%.
00:53:44Mathematical reasoning down 25%.
00:53:57Oh, my God.
00:54:09Oh, my God.
00:54:21Heat and humidity levels have risen 37% in the control room.
00:54:30Oh, my God.
00:55:00Oh, my God.
00:55:28I hope you're not looking for a drink.
00:55:43I'm not.
00:55:44I also hope you realize Ursula is sitting just behind you.
00:55:51Where have you been these last two days?
00:55:53Have fun.
00:55:54I'm almost packed.
00:55:56Just as soon as I am.
00:55:59My God, you're exactly like Walter.
00:56:01He couldn't keep it zipped either.
00:56:03Who's this, Haffron?
00:56:04I looked all over for you last night.
00:56:06Who were you with?
00:56:07Me.
00:56:08Well, you can have him, the big cad.
00:56:10Is this to say you slept with her too?
00:56:12Yes, but only because I thought she was you.
00:56:14You what?
00:56:15Never.
00:56:16In a million years.
00:56:17That was double for me.
00:56:19You want a piece of this?
00:56:21He's all yours.
00:56:23I don't think he's all anybody.
00:56:24I don't think he's all there.
00:56:25I'm looking all over for you.
00:56:28Serves you right, cad.
00:56:38Haffron, are you hurt?
00:56:39Are you okay?
00:56:41Emmanuel, it's you.
00:56:44What did you say?
00:56:45It's you.
00:56:46I know it's you because you care.
00:56:48You are the only one who does.
00:56:50Yes, Haffron, you're absolutely right.
00:57:06I like you much better in this form.
00:57:12Why didn't you admit it was you the first night?
00:57:17I guess I just wanted to see how much faith you had.
00:57:21Faith?
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:23And actually, you didn't have much.
00:57:25So, I have lost a bet?
00:57:31You are leaving us?
00:57:33No.
00:57:37I'll stay until you leave.
00:57:40Or until I teach you everything I can.
00:57:44Whatever comes first.
00:57:46So, this is music.
00:58:11I wanted you all to hear it because what we call love is provoked by more than just our bodies.
00:58:19There's a feeling we call romance.
00:58:21And music is just one of the many elements we use to bring it up in.
00:58:25And what are the others?
00:58:26Well, anything that creates a certain mood, a certain atmosphere.
00:58:33For example, if a man and a woman are having dinner together by candlelight, music and food.
00:58:41In the words of one of our greatest minds, if music is the food of love, play on.
00:58:46I thought food was just to sustain the body.
00:58:50Well, yes, it is.
00:58:52But it depends on how it's eaten.
00:58:54It's very hard to explain.
00:58:58You don't have to explain, Emmanuel.
00:58:59I understand completely.
00:59:01Good for you, Raymond.
00:59:03I would like to meet the person who makes the music.
00:59:06Well, that shouldn't be so hard to arrange.
00:59:08She's a friend of mine.
00:59:09We lived in the same apartment building together in Paris.
00:59:24You think she'll find me pleasing, the way I look?
00:59:33Because I can take another form if I...
00:59:35Oh, no.
00:59:35I don't think that'll be necessary.
00:59:37She'll like you just fine.
00:59:39But don't get your hopes up.
00:59:41She's married.
00:59:42You see, when two people love each other enough, they make a promise to one another.
00:59:51They promise to be together.
00:59:53Just the two of them.
00:59:54Ah.
01:00:02Emmanuel!
01:00:04It's been years.
01:00:05Too long.
01:00:06Where have you been keeping yourself?
01:00:07I've been traveling.
01:00:10Marie, this is my friend Raymond.
01:00:12Hi, Raymond.
01:00:13It's nice to meet you.
01:00:15It's very nice meeting you also.
01:00:17Come in.
01:00:17Come in.
01:00:18Come in.
01:00:37That was the last record I made almost two years ago.
01:00:55After Richard left me, it just...
01:00:57I just didn't have the desire to play anymore.
01:01:01I'm so sorry, Marie.
01:01:03Out of all the couples I knew, I thought you and Rich would last forever.
01:01:06Well, we didn't.
01:01:09He met another girl and boom, that was it.
01:01:12We haven't spoken in over a year.
01:01:15I'm sorry, Raymond.
01:01:16I just met you and here I am telling you my life story.
01:01:20I find it very interesting.
01:01:21But I wish you'd play music.
01:01:24I wish that too.
01:01:31Is this the instrument you use?
01:01:33Well, yes.
01:01:35Where did you two meet?
01:01:42Actually, it's a long story and we really should be going.
01:01:45No.
01:01:47Emmanuel, I wish you wouldn't.
01:01:49It's so nice having you here.
01:01:51Why don't you spend the night?
01:01:52He obviously has an interest in music.
01:02:16And no natural ability.
01:02:18We're not together, you know.
01:02:25You don't have to tiptoe around me.
01:02:27Emmanuel!
01:02:29Raymond is a very unique man.
01:02:33He's got...
01:02:34How should I put this?
01:02:37A very strange sense of humor.
01:02:40He'll say things sometimes and you won't realize he's joking, but he is.
01:02:44Emmanuel, stop.
01:02:45You're embarrassing me.
01:02:46And one more thing.
01:02:48If anything does happen tonight, don't fall in love with him.
01:02:54Nothing's going to happen.
01:02:56Now good night.
01:02:57Raymond.
01:03:10Raymond.
01:03:12I'll show you to your room now.
01:03:14Very well.
01:03:15I wish we had an instrument like this where I come from.
01:03:18And where's that?
01:03:20Two thousand light years away.
01:03:24Emmanuel was right.
01:03:25You're very funny.
01:03:27Now tell me really.
01:03:28Where exactly do you come from?
01:03:30Two thousand one hundred thirty-seven.
01:03:32Nine years away.
01:03:35Thanks.
01:03:37I needed a good laugh.
01:03:39Oh, this thing.
01:03:41It's so out of tune.
01:03:44You hear that?
01:03:45Why'd you stop?
01:03:56Because...
01:03:56Because...
01:03:57Because it's the first time I've...
01:04:02attention.
01:04:29Attention, Raymond has commenced sexual arousal.
01:04:33Please stand by to monitor progress.
01:04:59Attempting oral stimulation. Success rate, 83%. 84%.
01:05:2784%.
01:05:5186%.
01:05:538%.
01:05:55Oh.
01:05:57Oh.
01:06:01Oh.
01:06:03Oh.
01:06:05Oh.
01:06:15Oh.
01:06:17Oh.
01:06:19Oh.
01:06:21Oh.
01:06:23Oh.
01:06:25Oh.
01:06:27Oh.
01:06:29Oh.
01:06:31Oh.
01:06:33Oh.
01:06:35Oh.
01:06:37Oh.
01:06:39Oh.
01:06:41Oh.
01:06:43Oh.
01:06:45Oh.
01:06:47Oh.
01:06:49Oh.
01:06:51Oh.
01:06:53Oh.
01:06:55Oh.
01:06:57Oh.
01:06:59Oh.
01:07:01Oh.
01:07:11Oh.
01:07:13Oh.
01:07:15Oh.
01:07:19Oh.
01:07:21Oh.
01:07:23Oh.
01:07:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:07:31Oh, oh, oh.
01:07:51Good morning.
01:07:55No, it's a great morning.
01:07:57I feel wonderful, Emmanuel.
01:07:59Thanks to you.
01:08:07And especially thanks to you.
01:08:11We had sex last night.
01:08:13I figured.
01:08:15I have lots planned for us today.
01:08:17I thought we'd take a tour of the Louvre.
01:08:19Marie.
01:08:20And then while we're there, I can get a tuner to come up
01:08:22and get the piano back in shape.
01:08:24Marie, and then tonight we can go out and...
01:08:26Marie, please stop.
01:08:28Raymond and I have got to leave.
01:08:30We'll stay until after breakfast,
01:08:32but then we've got to go.
01:08:34But why?
01:08:35We just do.
01:08:36Emmanuel,
01:08:38Raymond is a grown man, perfectly capable
01:08:40of making his own decisions.
01:08:42Raymond, can I have a word with you alone?
01:08:58I love Mary.
01:09:00Raymond, you have no idea what love is.
01:09:04Love is...
01:09:06Love is...
01:09:08You have to know someone a long time to be able to say that you love them.
01:09:12And you can't build a relationship on lies.
01:09:14You have to be honest.
01:09:16You...
01:09:18All right, listen.
01:09:20I'll leave you here for one week.
01:09:24But I'm coming back for you, Raymond.
01:09:27And it's in Marie's best interest, and yours, that you come with me then.
01:09:32Come with me then.
01:09:58Mmm.
01:09:59Mmm.
01:10:01Mmm.
01:10:11Mmm.
01:10:12Mmm.
01:10:16Mmm.
01:10:17Mmm.
01:10:18If youade.
01:10:27Ah.
01:10:29Mmm.
01:11:30This is a sexual arousal alert.
01:11:57All stations, please stand by to monitor.
01:12:03Tactile sensory neural response has climbed 20%.
01:12:25Tactile sensory neural response has climbed 20%.
01:12:30I don't know.
01:12:34I don't know.
01:12:36I don't know.
01:12:38I don't know.
01:12:42I don't know.
01:12:48I don't know.
01:12:50I don't know.
01:12:52I don't know.
01:12:54You know, I think I would like to be married to you.
01:13:21Oh, Raymond. I was just thinking the same thing. The answer is yes. Yes.
01:13:51Why don't you stay here? Let me go in and see if I can talk to him. He might get scared if he sees you.
01:13:58Very well.
01:14:03You're running out.
01:14:17You haven't lost your touch, have you?
01:14:32Thanks, but I've decided it's just going to be a hobby from now on. That's how I ruined my first marriage. Rehearsing all the time.
01:14:40First marriage? You're not planning on getting married again, are you?
01:14:45Well, actually, yes. I know it's hard to believe, but Raymond and I are engaged. We've planned a little celebration for tonight. And since you're the one that introduced us, you can be the guest of honor.
01:15:04Marie, I told you. I told you not to fall in love with Raymond. He can't get married.
01:15:10Why not?
01:15:11Because he's taken another vow, haven't you, Raymond?
01:15:14No. I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:17Emmanuel, I've had just about enough of this. I want...
01:15:21A hang-up. Happens all the time. It's probably Richard.
01:15:32Richard? I think he calls just to check up on me.
01:15:36Maybe he's trying to reconcile.
01:15:39I used to hope so.
01:15:42Now look, Emmanuel. If you're going to wish us well, that's one thing.
01:15:47But if you're going to come around here acting like you're Raymond's mother, well then I'm sorry, but I don't want you around.
01:15:54Of course. I understand.
01:16:06Where's Raymond?
01:16:08He refuses to come.
01:16:11Then I will have to.
01:16:12No. No, I don't think that'll be necessary.
01:16:15There's something about Marie that I'm not sure Raymond knows.
01:16:20Actually, I don't even think she knows herself.
01:16:33Thanks, baby.
01:16:35See you next time.
01:16:46I still do not understand what you have in mind.
01:16:48She's still in love with her ex-husband. If there's any way that I can...
01:16:56What I was going to say is if he hasn't attached himself already, then maybe I can get them back together.
01:17:02But now I'm not so sure.
01:17:05But now I'm not sure.
01:17:06What do you think?
01:17:07I'm not sure.
01:17:08What am I going to do?
01:17:09How do you think?
01:17:10What am I doing?
01:17:11I know I'm thinking.
01:17:12I'm not sure.
01:17:13How did you do this?
01:17:14I mean, I'm not sure if I was in my garden.
01:17:15I'm not sure if you should.
01:17:16I don't know.
01:17:17I'm not sure if you're in your garden.
01:17:18Okay.
01:17:19What do you think?
01:17:20What do you think?
01:17:21This is certainly unexpected.
01:17:26Why would he expect us? We decided to come here only moments ago.
01:17:30Richard, this is my friend Havron.
01:17:32How are you?
01:17:34I am tickled pink to meet you.
01:17:41Well, come in.
01:17:49You look beautiful as ever.
01:17:51Can I get you a drink?
01:17:52Sure.
01:17:54Scotch on the rocks.
01:17:56Anything for you?
01:17:58He doesn't drink.
01:18:02Good for me.
01:18:04I trust you've seen Marie?
01:18:06Yes.
01:18:07As a matter of fact, I did.
01:18:09I spent a couple of days with her.
01:18:12She's very lonely, Richard.
01:18:14Oh?
01:18:16Actually, I should say she was lonely.
01:18:18I introduced her to a friend of mine and they hit it off pretty good.
01:18:21Well, good.
01:18:26Good for her.
01:18:27It's about time she got on with her life.
01:18:35You know, she claims you call her all the time.
01:18:38She says you hang up whenever you hear her voice.
01:18:42She does, huh?
01:18:45Richard, listen to me.
01:18:46If there's just the slightest chance that you're still in love with her,
01:18:52you better act fast.
01:18:54She's rushing into a marriage with a friend of mine,
01:18:56and if she goes through with it,
01:18:57it's going to be a big, big mistake.
01:19:01So if it's pride that's holding you back,
01:19:03do yourselves both a favor.
01:19:05Okay.
01:19:07Swallow it.
01:19:10Tell Marie I wish you the best.
01:19:17Your plan is a failure, Emmanuel.
01:19:20I am sorry, but force is the only solution.
01:19:22Wait a minute.
01:19:27We don't need Richard.
01:19:29You can be Richard.
01:19:31Or someone that looks just like him.
01:19:33Yes.
01:19:34You are right.
01:19:37No.
01:19:39It will never work.
01:19:40Why not?
01:19:41Because Raymond will know it's me.
01:19:43I will walk in with you,
01:19:44and he will know right away.
01:19:50Then I'll just have to take on another form myself.
01:20:06Yes?
01:20:07Marie, it's so good to see you.
01:20:08Don't you remember me?
01:20:11It's Alexandra from the Music Academy.
01:20:15Alexandra!
01:20:15Of course I remember you.
01:20:17Well, come on in.
01:20:18I have a date.
01:20:20Well, he's welcome to.
01:20:21Oh, good.
01:20:22Come here.
01:20:23Sorry.
01:20:24This is my old friend from the Music Academy.
01:20:27How?
01:20:29Come in.
01:20:29Come in.
01:20:38This thing itches at me well.
01:20:50Well, it won't be for very much longer, have Ron.
01:20:52Soon or later she's going to make a move.
01:20:55Good.
01:20:56Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to seduce one of the other women here.
01:20:58Well, this is to Marie and Raymond.
01:21:08Well, things have moved along so quickly,
01:21:12but I would like to propose a toast to their happiness.
01:21:17Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:21:20Can I help you?
01:21:48I was looking for my coat.
01:21:52You're wearing your coat.
01:21:54Oh, yes.
01:21:56I see now that I am.
01:21:59Richard, what are you doing here?
01:22:00And disguised like that.
01:22:03Richard?
01:22:03My name is Terry.
01:22:05How can that be?
01:22:07You look exactly like him.
01:22:10You even sound like him.
01:22:15Maybe you don't look anything like him.
01:22:17Maybe I'm just drunk and that's what I want to think.
01:22:20You should not be sad.
01:22:26You're going to get married.
01:22:28You should be very happy.
01:22:30But I'm not.
01:22:32I should be.
01:22:35But I'm not.
01:22:38Can I ask you a favor?
01:22:40Yes.
01:22:41Can I touch your face?
01:22:49Can I ask you another favor?
01:22:52Yes.
01:22:54Will you kiss me?
01:23:01Your fiancé is an old friend of mine.
01:23:04Fiancé?
01:23:05The woman you're about to marry.
01:23:07Oh, yes.
01:23:08I love her very much.
01:23:10Well, she certainly seemed to like my date a lot.
01:23:13Date?
01:23:14The man I brought with me.
01:23:16It seemed to me she liked him even better than she liked you.
01:23:19I didn't notice.
01:23:21Well, I did.
01:23:22I think you're mistaken.
01:23:24I don't think I am.
01:23:25Captain Halfon has done it again.
01:23:45Please stand by all stations.
01:23:47Please stand by all stations.
01:24:13Oh.
01:24:13Oh.
01:24:14All metabolic indicators functioning, blood flow to brain down 74%.
01:24:44Oh, my God.
01:25:14Oh, my God.
01:25:44You know, marriage is a very big step.
01:25:46It means forever.
01:25:48Do you have any idea what that means, Raymond?
01:25:50Better than you.
01:25:51How would you know any better than me?
01:25:53Because I'm not one of you.
01:25:54I'm from another place a long ways away.
01:25:56Oh, I see.
01:25:58And you think you're ready to live your life as a human being?
01:26:00Don't you see how quickly you revealed that to me?
01:26:02You'll never get away with this.
01:26:04So it's you, Emmanuel.
01:26:06And who's that with you?
01:26:07Efren?
01:26:14I'm going back to the transport, Emmanuel.
01:26:26Sure.
01:26:27I'll see you later.
01:26:28Don't blame Efren.
01:26:55It was my idea.
01:26:59I don't blame anyone.
01:27:01You're right, and I was wrong.
01:27:03But still, I cannot help it.
01:27:05I feel very sad for Mary.
01:27:06It was cruel.
01:27:10But it was the only thing I could think of.
01:27:14Broken hearts are a big part of love.
01:27:17Richard, is it really you?
01:27:43If it's not too late.
01:27:44You're right.
01:27:50Come on.
01:27:56Bye bye.
01:27:58Bye.
01:28:01Bye.
01:28:02Bye bye.
01:28:02Bye bye.
01:28:06Bye bye.
01:28:10Bye bye.
01:28:11Bye bye.