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00:00:00I don't know.
00:00:30Segala persamaan, hanyalah secara kebetulan sahaja.
00:00:38Tak percaya? Lantak kumulah.
00:00:44Zim, zim. Alakazim.
00:01:00Zim, zim. Alakazim.
00:01:29Zim, zim. Alakazim.
00:01:59Zim, zim. Alakazim.
00:02:01Apa?
00:02:02Ha?
00:02:03Ha?
00:02:05Ha?
00:02:07Kong lah. Ada tong. Tongkek.
00:02:09Banyak kau nak betulkan orang. Kau pun salah. Tongkek apa?
00:02:12Seorang Tongkek, seorang Kong.
00:02:14Malah aku nak cakap kau tak keluar pula cerita ni.
00:02:17Itu nama dia, Tongkek.
00:02:21What's up guys? Hai.
00:02:23Hai.
00:02:24Cantik, cantik. Ramai orang tengok ni.
00:02:26Adalah dalam lima orang. Hai.
00:02:28Okey, jangan lupa elang, eh, Shay.
00:02:30Maasang, maasang.
00:02:32Follow us.
00:02:36Ooy, Vaasam tukkudu.
00:02:39Ee, saçak.
00:02:40Macachh...
00:02:41Irat sakak semak.
00:02:44Nampak selesая.
00:02:45Tapi lagA ni, palI sar dipeisi saja tak?
00:02:49Ya.
00:02:50Patea!
00:02:51Ha somehow Tángkau ni apa, cicat semua boleh bercayakah?
00:02:56Cicat cakap, semua boleh percaya.
00:02:58Picat macam orang juga!
00:03:00Bukan semua orang boleh percaya.
00:03:01Nak nak orang macam aku.
00:03:02Don't take me.
00:03:04Please!
00:03:05Are you trying to get more than a child?
00:03:08Huh?
00:03:10Huh?
00:03:11What's your name?
00:03:13What's your name?
00:03:15Your name is a child.
00:03:18What's that?
00:03:25Come on, please!
00:03:28You're lying!
00:03:31Aaaaaaaaaaahh
00:03:50Okay guys, guys
00:03:54Guys nampak tak tadi guys
00:03:56Nampak tak tadi itu
00:03:58Hah?
00:03:59Itu tadi Han
00:04:00It's not Hans Isaac!
00:04:03Hans Isaac wants to do what?
00:04:05He's a hantu!
00:04:11What's the name of Jess?
00:04:17It's like jelly.
00:04:19What's the thing?
00:04:25It's a mancut-mancut.
00:04:27What's this?
00:04:30What's the name of Jess?
00:04:34Huh?
00:04:35Oh, ma'am!
00:04:37Hmm...
00:04:38Hidup, nak makan jagung pun susah.
00:04:42Dah mati, nak makan jagung pun susah.
00:04:46Apa pun tak boleh.
00:04:48Is there your nenek?
00:04:50Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
00:04:54Kul...
00:04:56Kul...
00:04:58Kul...
00:05:00Apa kul-kul?
00:05:02Kul-kul...
00:05:03Ah, ni!
00:05:04Kulong!
00:05:05Kulong!
00:05:07Kulong!
00:05:08Kulong!
00:05:09Nak cari hantu sangat, kan?
00:05:11Kulong!
00:05:25Guys!
00:05:26Guys!
00:05:27Guys!
00:05:28Where are you guys?
00:05:29Guys, where are you?
00:05:30Oh god! Amon! Abel!
00:05:34Oh my god! Oh my god!
00:05:42What the f**k is that? He's bullying!
00:05:47Oh my god!
00:05:55Appa!
00:06:01Oh my god!
00:06:14Okay!
00:06:17Thank you, huh?
00:06:20Wow!
00:06:22Maruko Di Pavali!
00:06:24Cari lagi hantu.
00:06:32Orang dah pesan jangan duduk cari.
00:06:34Kadang kena sumpah dengan nenek Jin.
00:06:36Seorang udah tercekik jagung.
00:06:38Seorang lagi jalan ngundur pula.
00:06:40Yang seorang tu udah jalan mendongong.
00:06:42Kena tarik hidungnya.
00:06:44Yang seorang ni pula udah kena gigih anunya.
00:06:47Ish, ish, ish.
00:06:48Ichi, kasiia.
00:06:57Ben!
00:06:59Cara, kamu shouldmadang diri.
00:07:01Hi ho..!
00:07:04Ma-an-an-an!
00:07:05Ma-an-an...
00:07:07Pech- его ma-an.
00:07:09uine غис-a命 contributions.
00:07:13Kennegan сегодня!
00:07:14Get off.
00:07:32What is happening?
00:07:33According to heaven,
00:07:34what is happening?
00:07:35What is happening?
00:07:37Look out.
00:07:37Look out.
00:07:43What is happening?
00:07:44Who is that? Oh, my God!
00:07:53Who is that?
00:07:57Donato!
00:08:00Albeden al uz te salgade!
00:08:14Albeden al uz te salgade!
00:08:18Orang sekarang ini ada hobi yang pelik-pelik.
00:08:22Mencari hantu hobi dia.
00:08:25Apakah hairnya mencari hantu?
00:08:28Bukannya nampak.
00:08:30Allah tak bagi nampak benda-benda ini sebab ada hikmah dia.
00:08:34Jin tak nampak, melekat tak nampak, termasuklah hantu.
00:08:39Kazim, Kazim.
00:08:41Kalau dah berceramah itu, ada saja lucu dia.
00:08:46Ya Allah!
00:08:48Itu yang Piramli sebut.
00:08:50Na, na, na, na, lekas pulang.
00:08:54Acik takut tinggal seorang.
00:08:58Kalau hari-hari kau nyanyikan aku, macam ini setiap malam nak tidur.
00:09:04Alangkah bahagianya hidup aku, Kazim.
00:09:07Hei! Dengar, dengar, dengar!
00:09:09Dengar, dengar!
00:09:10Awak potong jari sendiri!
00:09:11Anda gila, kak?
00:09:12Dengar, kak?
00:09:13Dengar, kak?
00:09:14Haa!
00:09:16Haa!
00:09:17Haa!
00:09:18Haa!
00:09:20Hei!
00:09:21Apa yang gelang kabur itu?
00:09:22Itu dibawa.
00:09:23Memang-mangang kita tengok.
00:09:24Dengar, duduk!
00:09:25Dengar, duduk!
00:09:26Dengar, duduk!
00:09:27Apa?
00:09:28Apa?
00:09:29Apa?
00:09:30Apa?
00:09:31Apa?
00:09:32Apa?
00:09:33Astagfirullahalazim!
00:09:36Apa yang kecoh-kecoh ini?
00:09:38Udah!
00:09:39Apa yang tangan jari kamu itu?
00:09:41Nak kau ke hospital ke?
00:09:43Saya boleh panggil ke ambulans ke?
00:09:45Tak payah, Ustaz.
00:09:46Sikit saja.
00:09:48Kalau Ustaz hambuskan, penawarannya adalah Ustaz.
00:09:53Mesti baiknya, Ustaz.
00:09:55Hai, Oda!
00:09:56Kamu lain berbenar bunyinya.
00:09:59Kamu tudahlah menjanda.
00:10:01Tiga kali menjandanya.
00:10:04Haa!
00:10:05Darah apa itu kakai opah?
00:10:07Eh, darah tangan ini lah.
00:10:10Kamu mana mana tahu?
00:10:12Apa?
00:10:13Eh, Ustaz.
00:10:14Masih ada period lagi ke?
00:10:16Eh, saya masih bergetah lagi lah.
00:10:20Bergetah?
00:10:21Masih ada period lagi.
00:10:23Haa?
00:10:24Period?
00:10:37Terima kasih telah menonton!
00:11:07Haa!
00:11:08Haa!
00:11:09Haa!
00:11:10Haa!
00:11:11Haa!
00:11:12Haa!
00:11:13Itu Cicat yang cakap tahu.
00:11:15Bukan saya.
00:11:16Haa!
00:11:17Haa!
00:11:18Haa!
00:11:19Haa!
00:11:20Haa!
00:11:21Ihh! Besarnya Cicat tu kek!
00:11:23Ya!
00:11:24Hei!
00:11:25Hei!
00:11:26Hei!
00:11:27Hei!
00:11:28Hei!
00:11:29Hei!
00:11:30Hei!
00:11:31Hei!
00:11:32Hei!
00:11:33Hei!
00:11:34Hei!
00:11:36Hei!
00:11:37Hei!
00:11:38Hei!
00:11:39Hei!
00:11:40Hei!
00:11:41Hei!
00:11:42Hei!
00:11:43Hei!
00:11:44Hei!
00:11:45Hei!
00:11:46Assalamualaikum, Ustaz!
00:11:47Waalaikumsalam!
00:11:48Waalaikumsalam!
00:11:49Waalaikumsalam!
00:11:50Waalaikumsalam!
00:11:51Waalaikumsalam!
00:11:52Marilah YB ya, Boy!
00:11:53YB ni yang bergaya!
00:11:54Jangan cakap macam itu, Ustaz!
00:11:55Segan saya!
00:11:56Mantap!
00:11:57Oi!
00:11:58Itu kasut kilat yang mahir tu!
00:11:59Haa!
00:12:00Duduk, duduk, YB, duduk!
00:12:03Ustaz!
00:12:04Apa cerita kita?
00:12:05Yang berkenaan dengan jadual tu.
00:12:06Cik Ramah tu.
00:12:07Haa!
00:12:08Jadi, saya dah susun-susun.
00:12:09Ini yang updated punya lah.
00:12:11Jadual Cik Ramah tu.
00:12:12Oi!
00:12:13Penuh ni eh!
00:12:14Eh, penuh ni!
00:12:15Kelantan ada dua.
00:12:16Oi!
00:12:17Selangor ada tiga tempat.
00:12:18Haa!
00:12:19Singapura ada lima.
00:12:20Haa!
00:12:21Lepas tu, kita patah balik.
00:12:22Kuala Lumpur ada sembilan.
00:12:23Masya Allah!
00:12:24Haa!
00:12:25Dan di Perunai ada enam.
00:12:26Yang ni penting juga ni.
00:12:27Haa!
00:12:28Kau mahu, Ustaz?
00:12:29Haa, Ustaz?
00:12:30Saya.
00:12:31Haa!
00:12:32Rasa Ustaz dah boleh cek lah.
00:12:33Kau, Ustaz?
00:12:34Rasa lah.
00:12:35Bank in.
00:12:36Deposit sikit lah.
00:12:37Alhamdulillah.
00:12:38Tahniah lah, Pak Su.
00:12:39Haa!
00:12:40Haa!
00:12:41Haa!
00:12:42Haa!
00:12:43Haa!
00:12:44Haa!
00:12:45Okay.
00:13:05Assalamualaikum.
00:13:06Ya, Syekh!
00:13:09Lamanya tak jumpa, Syekh!
00:13:11Ni apa yang jalan ke- Brennan, Syekh?
00:13:14At least, in every corner of the Kaki Anah,
00:13:18the Kaki Anah has a problem.
00:13:21This, Ustaz?
00:13:23What is it?
00:13:24What is it?
00:13:25Don't be like that, Sheikh.
00:13:26In the way of the Kaki, there is a problem.
00:13:28In the way of the Kaki, there is a problem, Sheikh.
00:13:31It's like this, Sheikh.
00:13:34I feel it's been 2-3 years that Sheikh has come to our surau.
00:13:38We are going to the Jemaah.
00:13:40Surau Kazim Al-Baqarah?
00:13:42Al-Baqarah is a problem, Sheikh.
00:13:45Al-Baqarah!
00:13:47If you had no knowledge, you didn't have a knowledge.
00:13:50Now, you already have a knowledge.
00:13:52You already know the difference.
00:13:53Since the surau,
00:13:55it's not the Martabat Anah to go to the sholat.
00:13:58The sholat is small.
00:13:59The sholat is a little bit.
00:14:01Now, Anah to the sholat,
00:14:04the Martabat Anah is at the Masjid Sri Petalas.
00:14:07There is a large temple.
00:14:09The sholat is a little bit.
00:14:11Shih, there is a place where the sholat is.
00:14:14In the Surau we are.
00:14:16There is a place,
00:14:18as well as the Masjid Sri Petalas.
00:14:19You have not to have a business!
00:14:21You have a business!
00:14:22Be a business!
00:14:23If you have a business...
00:14:25Shih, Shih...
00:14:26In the Masjid Sri Petalas,
00:14:27it is not a business such a business like this.
00:14:28You are lucky enough, Sheikh!
00:14:30Sorry!
00:14:32Ustaz, Zaw Jahanah because Kazim, he doesn't listen to him.
00:14:39Because Kazim, he likes to fight against him.
00:15:02From the forest, people of choice.
00:15:06When I hear the love of Mazna, I want to die.
00:15:11I'm going to die from the body.
00:15:15Until I die, I'm proud of my soul.
00:15:18I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die.
00:15:21Like a user, I'm going to say this is already a great end.
00:15:26We love the world.
00:15:33We love the world.
00:15:35We love the human being.
00:15:39To meet goals, not only.
00:15:44We love the most.
00:15:49Like Venus in Markham House.
00:15:52Ibrahim tak makan api.
00:15:54Bertemu kekasih di malam kudus.
00:15:57Luka di badan tak surasa lagi.
00:16:00Ukullah rebana jantungku.
00:16:05Bersyairlah maulana.
00:16:08Aku mabuh hakiki mendengar suaramu.
00:16:13Sayang...
00:16:17Sayang...
00:16:21Pada mereka yang zaman...
00:16:25sayang...
00:16:26Pada mereka yang tak mengeruti...
00:16:27Sayang...
00:16:28Pada mereka yang tak mengeruti...
00:16:32Sayang...
00:16:33Who's that?
00:16:35Hey!
00:16:37Sayang...
00:16:43Pada mereka yang tak mengeruti
00:16:47Sayang...
00:16:53Pada hati tertutup mati
00:16:58Bagai sangkar tanpa penghuni
00:17:03Burung berharga terlepas lari
00:17:09Semau!
00:17:11Rindu kembali bertemu
00:17:15Hatiku merindukan pemiliknya
00:17:21Rindu kembali bersatu
00:17:25Kembali bersatu dengan yang dikasihi
00:17:31Rindu kembali bertemu
00:17:35Hatiku merindukan pemiliknya
00:17:41Rindu kembali bertemu
00:17:45Hatiku merindukan pemiliknya
00:17:51Rindu kembali bersatu
00:17:55Kembali bersatu dengan yang dikasihi
00:18:01Rindu kembali bersatu
00:18:03Rindu kembali bersatu
00:18:05Rindu kembali bersatu
00:18:07Oh, God.
00:18:12Oh, God.
00:18:22There are a lot of show now, Ustaz.
00:18:25Show is what?
00:18:26We're not artists.
00:18:27Drama.
00:18:29Drama?
00:18:37Usa.
00:18:39Usa.
00:18:41Usa.
00:18:43Usa.
00:18:46Udah pandai berbenak, Ustaz.
00:18:50Orang yang bagi nasihat-Nasihatnya, Ustaz.
00:18:54Selanunya orang nih dah handal.
00:18:59Kung-fung syurga, lakun-nur.
00:19:03I don't want to look at it, I don't want to look at it, I don't want to look at it
00:19:16I don't want to look at it
00:19:20Ustaz!
00:19:21Astagfirullahaladzim! Astagfirullahaladzim!
00:19:22Astagfirullahaladzim!
00:19:23Apa ini?
00:19:24Dua bagi tadi, Ustaz lupa!
00:19:25Oh, dua bagi, Allahu Akbar!
00:19:26Ustaz cakap dengan siapa tadi?
00:19:28Tak ada, basikal ini
00:19:30Basikal cakap
00:19:31Lain macam pula dia
00:19:32Terima kasih
00:20:02Hujan ya
00:20:04Tiba-tiba hujan
00:20:08Bang!
00:20:09Ya Allah, basah baju aku
00:20:10Abang buat apa itu?
00:20:11Tak nampak hujan ini, Ma
00:20:13Tiba-tiba hujan, basah baju ini
00:20:17Mana ada hujan, Bang? Cuaca elok saja tu, tak ada hujan langsung pun
00:20:21Ha? Elok?
00:20:23Panah berdenting tu ha? Mana datang hujannya?
00:20:31Abang gurau sajalah, tak ada apa-apa lah
00:20:34Buatkanlah kopi yang Abang nak balik ni
00:20:37Dahaga pulak rasanya
00:20:39Panah buat lawak Abang ni ya?
00:20:41Biasalah
00:20:43Saya buat kopi ya
00:20:44Buatkanlah kopi ala, Kazim
00:20:45Zim
00:20:46Zim
00:20:48Allah
00:20:49Akbar
00:20:50Allah
00:20:55Siapa tadi?
00:20:56Eh?
00:20:57Janganlah tengok-tengok
00:21:02Tak seperais lah nanti
00:21:17Apa yang pelik benua hari ni ni?
00:21:20Lain macam ni
00:21:21Alhamdulillah
00:21:24Ban, nak kopi?
00:21:25Alhamdulillah
00:21:26Terima kasih, Ma
00:21:28Tak ada muah susah lah Abang Mah
00:21:30Ya Allah
00:21:31Alhamdulillah
00:21:32Terima kasih lah, Mah
00:21:38Ha?
00:21:39Bariat?
00:21:41Ha?
00:21:42Iyakah?
00:21:43Ya Allah
00:21:45Cuti lah, Ban
00:21:51Nek
00:21:52Orang
00:21:54Apa hal melangat di sini?
00:21:55Haa
00:21:56Kazim
00:21:57Aku ni
00:21:58Rasa sedih saya
00:22:00Haa
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00:22:09Haa
00:22:10Haa
00:22:11Nek
00:22:14Orang
00:22:15Apa hal melangat di sini?
00:22:17Haa
00:22:18Haa
00:22:19Kazim
00:22:21Haa
00:22:22Aku ni
00:22:24Rasa sedih saya
00:22:26Haa
00:22:28Haa
00:22:29Haa
00:22:30Haa
00:22:31Kenapa?
00:22:32Kenapa sedih sangat?
00:22:33Haa
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00:22:38Haa
00:22:39Haa
00:22:40Haa
00:22:41Haa
00:22:42Kenapa orang tua tak boleh masuk syurga?
00:22:45Haa
00:22:46Haa
00:22:47Haa
00:22:48Haa
00:22:49Haa
00:22:50Aku tanya ni
00:22:51Kau kan Ustai?
00:22:52Kenapa tak boleh jawab?
00:22:54Haa
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00:23:09Astaghfirullahalazim
00:23:11Ya Allah
00:23:12Haa
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00:23:22Ya Allah
00:23:23Kamu ni Muharram
00:23:24Astaghfirullahalazim
00:23:25Bila ni kamu sampai
00:23:26Tocongok di situ Muharram
00:23:28Ya Allah
00:23:29Haa
00:23:30Haa
00:23:31Haa
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00:23:33Haa
00:23:34Ya Allah
00:23:35Sedih berbenuh eh Pak Su ni
00:23:37Haa
00:23:38Eh
00:23:39Muharram
00:23:40Haa
00:23:41Bila sampai?
00:23:42Baru je sampai Mak Su
00:23:44Haa
00:23:45Terkejut Mak Su
00:23:46Pak Su ni
00:23:47Sedih berbenuhnya
00:23:49Kenapa?
00:23:50Mak Su tahulah kenapa dia sedih benuh tu
00:23:53Period
00:23:55Haa
00:23:56Period?
00:23:58Haa
00:23:59Dah
00:24:00Dah dah dah dah dah
00:24:01Nak masuk Maghrib
00:24:02Mos mayang
00:24:03Haa
00:24:05Ayam period duduk diam diam
00:24:06Ok
00:24:08Ok
00:24:10Haa
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00:24:23Haa
00:24:24Jangan langgan pantang
00:24:25Nanti makan diri
00:24:26Hmm
00:24:28Hmm
00:24:29Hmm
00:24:30Pantang kalau dah ambil tapi tak payah
00:24:31Haa
00:24:32Haa
00:24:33Haa
00:24:35?
00:24:36?
00:24:41?
00:24:43?
00:24:45...
00:24:48?
00:24:51...
00:24:53?
00:24:59?
00:25:03I can see that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah.
00:25:15He is coming.
00:25:17Don't be afraid.
00:25:19Keep the iqamat Muharram.
00:25:21You are already used to do this.
00:25:24Keep it.
00:25:26Muharram?
00:25:29Muharram?
00:25:30Hey!
00:25:34What are you doing, Ma?
00:25:37Ya Allah!
00:25:38Blah, you!
00:25:41You don't need to be very careful.
00:25:44Muharram will go to the river.
00:25:46Put the iqamat.
00:25:54When was the time she was there?
00:25:58Astaghfirullah!
00:25:59Hey! Astaghfirullahal'Azim Muharram.
00:26:01Astaghfirullahal'Azim.
00:26:05You can read it.
00:26:07A'udzubillahil'Azim.
00:26:09You can read it.
00:26:10A'udzubillah binasyaitanirrajim.
00:26:13You can read it.
00:26:14You can read it.
00:26:15Bismillah.
00:26:16Wasaddiq Rasulak.
00:26:19You can sing.
00:26:20Abang.
00:26:20Abang.
00:26:22Ya Allah minyak atas abang ni.
00:26:24Abang ni.
00:26:25Kuatnya bau dia, Abang.
00:26:27Wangi-wangian ni, ha?
00:26:30Nabi suka.
00:26:31Tahu?
00:26:32Abang.
00:26:33Abang tu.
00:26:35Tak habis-habis.
00:26:36Kajim, Kajim, Kajim.
00:26:38If you want to hear my personal agama,
00:26:40I can tell you.
00:26:42What you have to do with Ustaz Kazim is why?
00:26:46You when you hear her,
00:26:48she's a girl, she's a girl.
00:26:49She's a girl.
00:26:50She's a girl.
00:26:52If you want to get her girl,
00:26:54she's a girl.
00:26:55She's a girl.
00:26:57She's a girl.
00:26:57She's a girl.
00:26:58She's a girl.
00:26:59After that,
00:27:00what you have to do?
00:27:01Three days in the house,
00:27:02seven days in the house,
00:27:0344 days in the house.
00:27:05What did you get?
00:27:05I was born,
00:27:07I was born,
00:27:08I was born to give you a girl.
00:27:09I was born to you.
00:27:11I was born to you.
00:27:12I was born to you.
00:27:13I was born to you.
00:27:14After Ustaz Kazim,
00:27:16you didn't have to live to you?
00:27:17You just understood one kind of religion.
00:27:21You understood,
00:27:23you heard it.
00:27:24They didn't take us.
00:27:28But you were born to us.
00:27:30You were born to us.
00:27:32Why did I get to you?
00:27:33Why did I get to you?
00:27:34Why did I get to you?
00:27:35Go ahead and prepare the clothes!
00:27:41This is what if you don't understand Nafi and Isbat.
00:27:47Talking about anything is hard.
00:27:51Talking about that doesn't matter, talking about this doesn't matter,
00:27:53everything doesn't matter.
00:27:59Hi.
00:28:01This doesn't matter.
00:28:05Hmm.
00:28:06Hmm.
00:28:07Hmm.
00:28:08Assalamualaikum.
00:28:11Hmm.
00:28:12Walaikumsalam.
00:28:13Ni mesti baru balik daripada kelas Ustaz Kajim tu kan?
00:28:19Hmm.
00:28:20Ya.
00:28:21Gigi mana?
00:28:22Dah wumpung dah tu.
00:28:23Pergilah bikin.
00:28:26Ada hati nak try tak sedar digi.
00:28:28Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:28:58Don't leave me
00:29:25Oh, Adi, oh, Julita
00:29:30Kanda sedang rindu
00:29:36Padamu yang manis jelita
00:29:40Hanya nikau sorang
00:29:46Oh, bintang, oh, pujaan
00:29:52Tempat kasih sayang
00:29:57Harapan di masa depan
00:30:02Andai dinda pergi
00:30:07Daku teman tiada
00:30:12Meratang sunyi
00:30:17Hampa merana
00:30:21Oh, oh, jangan tinggal daku
00:30:27Oh, Dewi, oh, manisku
00:30:33Kanda rindu selalu
00:30:38Senyuman yang manis bermain
00:30:41Oh, tengok ni, ayo kuah, aku ngerti
00:30:45Oh, special malam ni ni, Ma
00:30:48Alhamdulillah
00:30:55Air, basuh tangan
00:30:56Perlu tangan, Ma
00:30:58Astag
00:31:01Bismillahirrahmanirrahim
00:31:03Allah
00:31:04Makan, Ma
00:31:15Buya jin-jin
00:31:16Eh, Ma
00:31:17Apa ni, Ma? Katak ni, Ma
00:31:18Astagfirullahalazim
00:31:20Eh, katak ni, Mari
00:31:22Mana pula katak ni?
00:31:23Dalam kaya bang dia masuk ni
00:31:25Ya Allah, dalam kaya aku pula
00:31:27Ya Allah
00:31:28Di bawah ni pun ada lagi
00:31:29Di atas pun ada
00:31:30Di bawah ni pun ada
00:31:31Macalah apa-apa
00:31:33Kalau kita tak boleh
00:31:34Cuba tepukkan kaki maharam ni, Ma
00:31:40Biar betul ni, Ma
00:31:42Kita sahaja ni nampak ke?
00:31:45Kau betul-betul cerita ni?
00:31:47Kejap
00:31:53Astagfirullahalazim
00:31:58Ma
00:31:59Ya, Ma
00:32:00Dia makan katak, Ma
00:32:01Ma
00:32:08Ma
00:32:09Sedap berbenu, ya, awak ni
00:32:11Ada
00:32:13Apa yang masak?
00:32:14Ya, maksudlah yang masak
00:32:17Auz bi kalimat Allah hitamah
00:32:20Min kulli syaitanin wa hamah
00:32:22Wa min kulli aynin lam
00:32:24Ha
00:32:25Ha
00:32:26Ha
00:32:27Ha
00:32:28Ha
00:32:29Ha
00:32:30Ha
00:32:31Hey, netizens
00:32:32Because of a ghost
00:32:34You want us to search for a ghost?
00:32:37So tonight
00:32:38We are here
00:32:40To get you a ghost
00:32:42Iniki nama mandir tapu tepaya warawai keborong
00:32:45Ya
00:32:46Ha
00:32:48We are here
00:32:49We are here
00:32:50We are here
00:32:51Hmm
00:32:52Hmm
00:32:53Hmm
00:32:54Hmm
00:32:55Hmm
00:32:56Hmm
00:32:57Hmm
00:32:58So, Loka
00:32:59Let's do this
00:33:00Ok, wangga
00:33:01Yellang yang kuda follow up in nengah
00:33:04Ok
00:33:05Carry on
00:33:06Hmm
00:33:07Hmm
00:33:08Na mandir tta solle po raan
00:33:09Iko open nengah
00:33:10Hmm
00:33:11Hmm
00:33:12En maanadai un ni dam tandini
00:33:15Ennahi kandil vaihttuk kaatthikolvenae
00:33:18Amalena
00:33:20Amalena
00:33:22Amalena
00:33:23Even
00:33:24The
00:33:25Hmm
00:33:26You
00:33:28Amalena
00:33:29Naan and
00:33:30we are here
00:33:30Hmm
00:33:31Hmm
00:33:32Shoved
00:33:33Kamala
00:33:34What is happening?
00:33:47Oh my God! Oh my God!
00:33:50No! Please don't miss the bus!
00:33:53Oh my God!
00:33:54Oh my God! Oh my God!
00:33:56No! Please don't miss the bus!
00:33:58Oh my God!
00:34:00No! Please don't miss the bus!
00:34:02No, no, no, no.
00:34:05Stop pulling my nose up.
00:34:07Oh, my grandmother.
00:34:14Stop pulling my nose up.
00:34:19We're going to kill you.
00:34:21We're going to kill you.
00:34:23We're going to kill you.
00:34:31After this, don't find a ghost.
00:34:35Now, I'm going to forgive you all.
00:34:38I'm going to take my prayers.
00:34:40Take the blood from the dead.
00:34:43I'm going to take my prayers.
00:34:47I'm going to take my prayers.
00:34:49I'm going to take my prayers.
00:34:51I'm going to take my prayers.
00:34:53Where's my great mother?
00:34:55Holy hole!
00:34:57Where's the grammar?
00:34:59I don't know.
00:35:01I don't know the photo.
00:35:03The photo.
00:35:05What are you doing here in India?
00:35:09Oh my God!
00:35:11Why did I say more?
00:35:13My mother, there's no tongue.
00:35:15Where's your... where's your corn?
00:35:17I don't know.
00:35:19I'm going to take my prayers.
00:35:21I'm going to take my prayers.
00:35:23My nose!
00:35:25But this guy... this guy...
00:35:29Now, what is wrong with this guy?
00:35:43Second time...
00:35:45Same guy.
00:35:47You're okay, Mara?
00:35:49You've got to see the smell.
00:35:50You really like that?
00:35:51You've got to see the smell of catcats.
00:35:53You have to look at the Meintham.
00:35:54You're like...
00:35:55You're like...
00:35:57You're like, no one.
00:35:59You're like...
00:36:01You've got to see the smell of catcats.
00:36:03You're fine.
00:36:04You're fine.
00:36:05You're fine.
00:36:06You're fine.
00:36:07You have to ask me...
00:36:08What's your friend?
00:36:09Your friend...
00:36:10You want to come here?
00:36:12You're two reasons.
00:36:13The first is money. The second is money.
00:36:15The second is money.
00:36:17What is your problem?
00:36:19In the corner of the corner, Paksu,
00:36:21the health is becoming so sad, Paksu.
00:36:25When I come here, I want to help Paksu.
00:36:27I want to see.
00:36:29It's not Paksu that I want to help.
00:36:31You know, Paksu is just a little bit.
00:36:34You have to get to know what's new.
00:36:37It's hard.
00:36:39Why I don't know, Paksu?
00:36:41Orang baik macam Paksu ni boleh kena santau.
00:36:45Tak logik, tak logik.
00:36:47Apa kamu nak herankan?
00:36:51Nabi Muhammad pun kena sihir tau.
00:36:53Nabi Musa tu ha?
00:36:55Berlawan dengan alih sihir.
00:36:57Eh eh.
00:36:59Ada dalil.
00:37:00Dalil bendanya.
00:37:03Kamu yang malas buka Quran,
00:37:05malas baca Quran.
00:37:06Cuma buka Quran tu?
00:37:08Jumpalah dalilnya.
00:37:10Cerita Nabi Musa tu dalam surah Yunus.
00:37:14Ayat 80 sampai 82.
00:37:17Ah.
00:37:18Kamu tu orang mengaji, Maharamboy.
00:37:21Takkan kamu tak tahu cerita-cerita macam ni.
00:37:24Sihir-sihir ni.
00:37:25Sahaja nak test?
00:37:26Sebenarnya macam ni, Maharamboy.
00:37:28Paksu pun bukan nak cerita sangat.
00:37:32Cerita Paksu kena santau lah apalah.
00:37:35Takut orang kata kita ni marketing.
00:37:37Lentok lah netizen ni Paksu.
00:37:40Paksu cerita je lah.
00:37:42Boleh cerita.
00:37:44Sebagai penerimaan kita je.
00:37:46Ha, cerit-cerit.
00:37:47Ashh.
00:37:48Ashh.
00:37:49Ashh.
00:37:50Ashh.
00:37:51Ashh.
00:37:52Ashh.
00:37:53Kalau semayang buat yang rukun-rukun sahaja.
00:37:57Budak-budak pun boleh buat.
00:38:00Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:38:04Assalamualaikum warahmatullah.
00:38:07Assalamualaikum warahmatullah.
00:38:08Assalamualaikum warahmatullah.
00:38:13Waalaikumsalam lah.
00:38:17Ilmu tanpa amal.
00:38:20Gila.
00:38:22Amal tanpa ilmu bodoh.
00:38:25Kata Imam Ghazali.
00:38:28Heheheh.
00:38:32Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:38:35Assalamualaikum warahmatullah.
00:38:37Yah.
00:38:38Hasbuna Allah wa ni'mal wakil.
00:38:41La hawla wa la quwwata nyan' Anil Ali Al Azim.
00:38:46La ilaha min Allah.
00:38:48Allahu Akbar.
00:38:50Oh
00:39:20Oh
00:39:50Oh
00:40:20Eh
00:40:22Apa yang kamu buat di belakang itu?
00:40:32Takut
00:40:38Takut
00:40:40Takut benda-nya
00:40:42Keikanan kita ini malaikat kan ada
00:40:44Guys
00:40:46Come and look at the pictures
00:40:48See? Both Al-Fadhil, Al-Ustaz, Al-Kazim. I think there must be something wrong somewhere.
00:40:54Money? Google money barang.
00:40:57Eh, telephone aku juga. Inilah nak buat live, inilah nak Google, inilah nak buat TikTok, nak boomerang.
00:41:05Yakit Ustaz Kazim masih misteri. Ustaz Kazim sakit terkena buatan orang.
00:41:09I think that one. Sakit kaki, bengkak.
00:41:10Ya, ya, ya. Nah. Let me see.
00:41:14See? I told you.
00:41:17Apa?
00:41:18We need to help him.
00:41:26Eh, dekat ni ke patah mana ke dah?
00:41:33Ahli politik masuk hutan. Kau rasa dia buat apa? Kau sekolah kan?
00:41:39Eh, saya harapin lepas kan?
00:41:40Ya, ya, ya.
00:41:43Maybe he's looking for a ghost voters.
00:41:46Ha?
00:41:49Puming padan cacang semua.
00:41:52Tak isya dah. Ghost voter ke? Ghost rider ke?
00:41:56Sekarang kita nak tahu apa dia buat kan?
00:41:58Kita follow dia.
00:41:58Masya, ya?
00:41:59Oh, ya.
00:41:59Look at that.
00:42:03Oh, ya.
00:42:11Oh, ya?
00:42:15Oh, ya.
00:42:15Oh, ya.
00:42:17Oh, ya?
00:42:17Oh, ya?
00:42:18Oh.
00:42:18Oh, ya?
00:42:18Oh, ya?
00:42:23Then we said to the people,
00:42:25They were sent to Adam,
00:42:27and they were sent to the Iblis.
00:42:30There was no one from the Sajid.
00:42:35I pray for God.
00:42:37I pray for God.
00:42:39I pray for God from the Holy Ghost.
00:42:43I pray for God from the Holy Ghost.
00:42:46I pray for God from the Holy Ghost.
00:42:49I pray for God.
00:42:51Wait, I pray for God.
00:42:54Wait for God?
00:43:02I pray for God from the Holy Ghost.
00:43:05I pray for God from the Holy Ghost.
00:43:12I pray for God from the Holy Ghost.
00:43:15It's a strength to do!
00:43:18I'm not going to let you get it.
00:43:29I'm not going to let you get it.
00:43:36He's doing what?
00:43:37This is so suspicious.
00:43:48This must be hurt.
00:44:03Are you still back?
00:44:04Not yet, Ustaz.
00:44:08I didn't see Muharram.
00:44:10Have you seen him?
00:44:11I don't know, Ustaz.
00:44:13Eh, saya dengar Muharram tu tengah sakit teruk.
00:44:17Menggurutu kulit dia.
00:44:19Sakit apa pun tak tahulah.
00:44:21Sakit?
00:44:22Ya.
00:44:23Sakit bendanya.
00:44:25Bila masa dia sakit?
00:44:27Eh, dah cakap dia sakit.
00:44:29Leluk semalam datang rumah.
00:44:31Bila masa dia sakit?
00:44:33Ya betul kamu ni.
00:44:34Kamu habis benar.
00:44:36Tak ada pula saya tahu dia sakit.
00:44:38Eh, tak percaya pula Ustaz ni.
00:44:40Aku pun tak percaya.
00:44:41Kamu tahu?
00:44:42Semalam dia datang rumah saya elok je.
00:44:45Makan katak.
00:44:46Hah?
00:44:47Makan katak?
00:44:48Ya, katak.
00:44:56Apa hal semua tengok katak ni?
00:45:03Udah, udah.
00:45:04Jangan flashback.
00:45:05Tak ada bajet.
00:45:07Dah, dah, dah, dah.
00:45:08Flashback rupanya.
00:45:09Ya Allah.
00:45:10Ya Allah.
00:45:11Sekarang ni, kalau benar dia sakit.
00:45:13Saya nak tengok.
00:45:16Astaghfirullahalazim, Ya Allah.
00:45:21Apa hal ni Muharram ni?
00:45:22Allahu Akbar.
00:45:23Ish.
00:45:24Makan katak mana datang ni?
00:45:26Makan katak.
00:45:27Makan katak.
00:45:28Astaghfirullahalazim, Muharram.
00:45:29Muharram, kenapa ni Muharram?
00:45:31Astaghfirullahalazim, Ya Allah.
00:45:33Ya Allah, Muharram.
00:45:34Muharram.
00:45:35Muharram.
00:45:36Eh.
00:45:37Muharram, ni bakso ni.
00:45:39Ayah.
00:45:40Ah summat.
00:45:41Makananyeh.
00:45:42Ah!
00:45:43Waongi.
00:45:44Ah!
00:45:45Ah!
00:45:46Ah!
00:45:47Ah!
00:45:48Ah!
00:45:49Ah!
00:45:50Ah!
00:45:52Ah!
00:45:53Ah!
00:45:54Ah!
00:45:55Ah!
00:45:56Ah!
00:45:57I ask you about the bad weather.
00:46:02The storm is in the storm.
00:46:14Ya Allah!
00:46:16Abang!
00:46:17Abang kenapa ni, Abang?
00:46:19Ya Allah!
00:46:20Astaghfirullahaladzim!
00:46:23Dah berapa kali dah Abang pun tahu macam ni, Abang?
00:46:26Abang ada berkursung dengan siapa-siapakah, Abang?
00:46:29Tak, Abang pun tak tahu.
00:46:30Abang boleh hadapi, insyaAllah.
00:46:53Abang.
00:47:07Abang.
00:47:11Dah dua hari dah Abang demam macam ni, Abang.
00:47:16Tak bangun-bangun pun.
00:47:18Abang, kita pergi hospital, ya?
00:47:22Ya.
00:47:23Saya telefon ambulan.
00:47:24Tak payah.
00:47:25Tak payah.
00:47:26Ini ujian.
00:47:28Ujian Allah.
00:47:30Abang boleh tahan.
00:47:48Hei gelip, arah.
00:47:53Bidik.
00:47:54Abang PARTOL
00:47:55Saya nak kahwin dengan ustaz.
00:48:01Kauwinlah dengan saya.
00:48:03Tidak.
00:48:07Kamu ame beg.
00:48:11Jati matuhu.
00:48:14A gorilla, with some mamu, he can not look good!
00:48:30Ah, please, I don't.
00:48:44What is she doing?
00:48:46She's not alone.
00:48:48She's not alone.
00:48:50She's not alone.
00:48:52She's not alone.
00:48:54Oh
00:49:14My
00:49:24Alhamdulillah
00:49:29Astaghfirullahaladzim
00:49:33Alhamdulillah
00:49:34Apa lagi yang kau nak daripada aku ni?
00:49:54Apa yang kamu nak daripada aku ni?
00:50:12Boleh nak kahwin dengan Ustaz?
00:50:16Hah? Kahwin dengan aku?
00:50:18Mana boleh. Aku dah kahwin. Dah ada isteri semua.
00:50:22Alhamdulillah
00:50:24Ceraikan jelah dia.
00:50:29Astaghfirullahaladzim
00:50:30Kahwinlah dengan Alin
00:50:32Masya Allah. Kamu tahu tak
00:50:35Apa yang kamu cakap ni?
00:50:37Hukumnya tak boleh.
00:50:38Tak meruntuhkan masjid.
00:50:40Meruntuhkan rumah tanggung orang.
00:50:43Tak boleh.
00:50:45Kalau kau tak nak kahwin dengan aku
00:50:47Aku bodoh kau berdua.
00:50:48Astaghfirullahaladzim
00:50:50Apaan ni pula sampai nak bunuh-bunuh ni?
00:50:53Ya Allah. Astaghfirullahaladzim
00:50:56Ya Allah.
00:50:58Mak?
00:51:00Tengoklah perempuan ni.
00:51:02Dah merapu lah, Mak.
00:51:05Kahwin lah dengan saya.
00:51:09Astaghfirullahaladzim
00:51:10Allahu Akbar.
00:51:12Alhamdulillah.
00:51:13Alhamdulillah.
00:51:14Alhamdulillah.
00:51:19Jadi kita faham daripada ayat ni nak cerita bahawa
00:51:21Kalau kita sekarang diuji, itu adalah biasa.
00:51:26Kalau kita sekarang diuji dengan sakit, diuji dengan kelaparan, diuji dengan kematian, diuji dengan kehilangan harta benda, kehilangan makanan dan sebagainya, itu adalah biasa.
00:51:37Dan yang keduanya ujian itu adalah sedikit sangat nak dibandingkan dengan ni'mat yang Allah Ta'ala bagi kepada kita.
00:51:44Wahai kekasih yang kupuja, indah rupamu tidak terkata antara hayal atau nyata.
00:52:07Engkau sentiasa bersama pandanganku pada kau yang satu.
00:52:22Kau bini terpesona melihatmu, tertuju kepada kekasihku, engkaulah saktiku.
00:52:41Kha'zir, aku tunjukkan pada kamu, siapa yang khianat kamu selama ini.
00:52:54Haa, tengok tu.
00:52:58Ya Allah, mimpi apa pula ni?
00:53:04Astaghfirullahaladzim.
00:53:05Ya Allah, kalau ini mimpi mainan syaitan, ya Allah, hindarkanlah aku daripada asat dengkir, buruk sangka, ya Allah.
00:53:25Tapi kalau ini adalah petunjuk daripadamu, ya Allah.
00:53:29Ya Allah, aku bersyukur kepadamu, ya Allah, sekurang-kurangnya aku dapat mencari penyebabnya.
00:53:36Aku dapat menyelesaikan masalahnya, ya Allah.
00:53:42Kau makbulkan doa aku, ya Allah.
00:53:47Betul ke netizen kabur, si Haram menyantau si Kazim?
00:53:51Betul. Yang aku tahulah, memang si Muharam itu saja menyantau Ustaz Kazim.
00:53:56Dia dah lama dengki dengan Ustaz Kazim.
00:53:58Atau dia saja betul.
00:54:00Kononnya belajar pondok, hakikat, mak ripat, melipat.
00:54:07Ustaz Kazim, bukan tak tahu pasal pat-pat-pat ni?
00:54:10Dia bagi orang yang mudah faham.
00:54:13Balik terus, Hamel. Tak gitu.
00:54:15Eh, kamu.
00:54:17Agak-agak lah haram mak kopi tu.
00:54:19Perahabat, mak kopi ni.
00:54:20Ustaz Kazim tu.
00:54:23Pakcik dia.
00:54:25Pak su dia.
00:54:25Saya ketumpang.
00:54:28Ada dalil.
00:54:30Yang ni cik tau tak berkenan.
00:54:32Kamu ni, Jud.
00:54:34Syakas.
00:54:35Jaga sikit bahasa tu.
00:54:38Nama dia dah elok-elok, Muharam.
00:54:40Kamu panggil haram.
00:54:41Kenapa?
00:54:42Panggil elok-elok tak boleh ke?
00:54:44Dia tengah nazak tu.
00:54:47Ini, kamu.
00:54:48Untuk mengantau wang saja.
00:54:50Ada dalil.
00:54:51Ada dalil.
00:54:52Ini dalil.
00:54:53Orang yang memang tak kuat, memang lagi tak dalil.
00:55:22Ingat senang-senang nak pergi dalil.
00:55:25Rudolf Lashback pun tak percaya.
00:55:28Same macam si Muharam.
00:55:31Sikit-sikit dalil.
00:55:31Sikit-sikit dalil.
00:55:32Ustaz.
00:55:41Ustaz
00:55:50Ya, nak ubat saya ke?
00:55:52Ya, saya datang ni nak berubat
00:55:53Terima kasih lah datang nak tolong saya
00:55:55Sama Ustaz
00:55:56Tunggu tengok lah apa-apa yang patut
00:55:57Baik Ustaz, tapi itulah Ustaz
00:55:59Sebelum saya nak berubat ni, saya nak minta tolong Ustaz dengan orang rumah
00:56:03Kalau boleh, Ustaz dengan orang rumah
00:56:06Tutup mata dulu
00:56:08Tutup mata eh, Ma
00:56:09Tutup mata
00:56:11Ya, Abang, tutup mata
00:56:12Ya, Rauk, bawa pintu
00:56:13Ustaz, kalau dengar apa-apa, jangan tegur ya
00:56:17Tak kerah Ustaz, tak cukup kerah
00:56:20Ustaz, sabar ya Ustaz
00:56:24Baik
00:56:25Kerah Ustaz
00:56:30Kerah Ustaz
00:56:32Allahu Akbar
00:56:33Kerah Ustaz
00:56:34Oh, kerah Ustaz
00:56:38Apa yang kau meras tu, dek
00:56:40Ustaz
00:56:42Astaghfirullah Azim
00:56:44Kerahnya Ustaz
00:56:45Saya dah tahu
00:56:47Di mana syaitan tu duduk
00:56:49Di sana
00:56:52Di sana
00:56:58Oh, di sana
00:57:01Di sana
00:57:02Di sana
00:57:02Di sana
00:57:03Di sini tu, ha
00:57:05Datang tadi naik apa
00:57:11Saya naik bas, Ustaz
00:57:14Bagi
00:57:15Bayar duit tambah
00:57:17Berapa nak bagi, Bang?
00:57:18Bagilah dua tiga ratus mahal
00:57:20Ada juga orang nak menipu
00:57:24Terima kasih ya
00:57:25Tahu
00:57:26Saya
00:57:29Mio
00:57:29Bomo
00:57:31Fotostate
00:57:31Saya akan tunjukkan kepada Ustaz
00:57:36Siapa yang kianak Ustaz
00:57:38Melalui
00:57:39Mesin ini
00:57:41Itu bukan mesin Fotostate
00:57:44Mesin Fotostate berat, Ustaz
00:57:47Saya bawa
00:57:49Printer
00:57:50Printer pun
00:57:52Keluarlah
00:57:55Keluarlah engkau
00:57:56Wahid pengkilat
00:57:57Ini orangnya, Ustaz
00:58:08Ya Allah
00:58:08Allah
00:58:10Dasar pengkilat
00:58:11Allah
00:58:12Tengok, Bang
00:58:15Tengoklah
00:58:17Ini bukan kamu
00:58:20Tengoklah
00:58:22Tengoklah
00:58:23Tengoklah
00:58:24Tengoklah
00:58:25Tengoklah
00:58:26Tengoklah
00:58:28Tengoklah
00:58:30Tengoklah
00:58:31Three, four, Zim, Zim, Al-Kazim.
00:58:44Three, four, Zim, Al-Kazim.
00:59:14Four, Zim, Al-Kazim.
00:59:44Four, Zim, Al-Kazim.
01:00:14Zim, Al-Kazim.
01:00:44Four, Zim, Al-Kazim.
01:01:14Zim, Al-Kazim.
01:01:44Four, Zim, Al-Kazim.
01:02:14Four, Zim, Al-Kazim.
01:02:44Four, Zim, Al-Kazim.
01:03:14Four, Zim, Al-Kazim.
01:03:44Four, Zim, Al-Kazim.
01:04:14Four, Zim, Al-Kazim.
01:04:44Ya Allah muharam.
01:05:14Four, Zim, Al-Kazim.
01:05:44Four, Zim, Al-Kazim.
01:06:14One, Al-Kazim.
01:06:44One, Al-Kazim.
01:07:14One, Al-Kazim.
01:07:44One, Al-Kazim.
01:08:14Al-Kazim.
01:08:44One, Al-Kazim.
01:08:46Al-Kazim.
01:08:48Al-Kazim.
01:08:50Al-Kazim.
01:08:52Al-Kazim.
01:08:54Al-Kazim.
01:08:56Al-Kazim.
01:08:58Al-Kazim.
01:09:00Al-Kazim.
01:09:02Al-Kazim.
01:09:04Al-Kazim.
01:09:06Al-Kazim.
01:09:08Al-Kazim.
01:09:10Al-Kazim.
01:09:12Al-Kazim.
01:09:14Al-Kazim.
01:09:15Al-Kazim.
01:09:17Al-Kazim.
01:09:19Al-Kazim.
01:09:21Al-Kazim.
01:09:23Al-Kazim.
01:09:24Al-Kazim.
01:09:25Al-Kazim.
01:09:26Al-Kazim.
01:09:27Al-Kazim.
01:09:29Al-Kazim.
01:09:30Al-Kazim.
01:09:31Al-Kazim.
01:09:32Al-Kazim.
01:09:33Al-Kazim.
01:09:34Al-Kazim.
01:09:35Al-Kazim.
01:09:36Al-Kazim.
01:09:37Al-Kazim.
01:09:38Al-Kazim.
01:09:39Al-Kazim.
01:09:40Al-Kazim.
01:09:41Al-Kazim.
01:09:42If you all want to work here, this is the job that is beautiful and beautiful.
01:09:49This is what I said.
01:09:50If you want to shoot or what, all you can do is you can do it.
01:09:54You can do it all.
01:09:55You can do it all.
01:09:56What is it?
01:09:57It's a miracle.
01:09:58It's a miracle.
01:09:58It's a miracle.
01:09:59Hey, Ustaz, Ustaz!
01:10:00What is it?
01:10:00What is it?
01:10:02Astaghfirullahaladzim.
01:10:05It's like the planet of the apes.
01:10:07Come on, where is it?
01:10:09I don't know, Ustaz.
01:10:10But you can't see it.
01:10:11It's a miracle.
01:10:12It's a miracle.
01:10:13Let's go.
01:10:14Let's go.
01:10:18You can see like Gina.
01:10:20Let's go.
01:10:21You can see like that.
01:10:25Ustaz, what's up?
01:10:27You're an Ustaz?
01:10:28Ustaz.
01:10:30Can you say?
01:10:31Hello, Ustaz.
01:10:33Hello.
01:10:34What's up with me?
01:10:35Ustaz.
01:10:36Hello, Ustaz.
01:10:37Who is it?
01:10:38I'm a YB.
01:10:40YB is it?
01:10:41Yes.
01:10:41YB.
01:10:42YB?
01:10:43YB is it?
01:10:44YB is it?
01:10:45YB is it?
01:10:45It's a miracle.
01:10:46It's a miracle.
01:10:47Astaghfirullahaladzim.
01:10:48What's up with you?
01:10:50Ustaz.
01:10:51Yes.
01:10:52I'm a miracle.
01:10:53I'm a miracle.
01:10:54I'm a miracle.
01:10:56You're a miracle.
01:10:58You're a miracle.
01:10:59I'm sorry.
01:11:00I'm a miracle.
01:11:01I'm a miracle.
01:11:03I'm a miracle.
01:11:04I'm a miracle.
01:11:05But...
01:11:06Yes.
01:11:07I'm a miracle.
01:11:08I'm a miracle.
01:11:09What's up with you, Ustaz?
01:11:14I'm sorry, YB.
01:11:15The President has done the project with Ustaz Kazim.
01:11:20Who?
01:11:21To repeat it again?
01:11:22Ustaz Kazim.
01:11:23The President has done the project with him.
01:11:25The President has done the project with Ustaz Kazim.
01:11:26Eh...
01:11:28You know how many people have done the project with Ustaz Kazim?
01:11:32What did you get?
01:11:34Oh, yes?
01:11:36What did I get?
01:11:37What did I get?
01:11:37What did I get?
01:11:37If Ustaz Kazim did the project with Ustaz Kazim?
01:11:40Why did Ustaz Kazim do the project with Ustaz Kazim?
01:11:42Surau!
01:11:44Surau what did you get?
01:11:46Do you get the project?
01:11:47Do you get the money?
01:11:49I'm a miracle.
01:11:50You're a miracle.
01:11:51You're a miracle, Ustaz Kazim!
01:11:54You're a miracle, Ustaz Kazim!
01:11:57I'm a miracle.
01:11:58I'm a miracle!
01:11:59It's because I'm so happy, Ustaz.
01:12:03I'm using an apple-yill to hide, Ustaz.
01:12:07I'm going to harvest an apple-yill to the backyard of Ustaz Kazim
01:12:11in your home, so that Ustaz saw a stone and something like a snake.
01:12:14Let all the people hated Ustaz.
01:12:17I'm giving an apple-yill to my home, Ustaz Kazim!
01:12:21Allahu Akbar.
01:12:24Sampai macam tu sekali, YB.
01:12:28Buat kat saya macam tu, YB.
01:12:34Saya menderita, YB.
01:12:36Saya sakit tu...
01:12:39...angkara perbuatan ini.
01:12:42Tapi kerana Islam menurut kita memaafkan,
01:12:46saya maafkanlah perbuatan YB pada saya.
01:12:49Saya tak simpan dalam hati.
01:12:52Walaupun sakit, walaupun pedih, walaupun sengsara hidup saya.
01:12:58Tak apa, YB.
01:12:59Setiap manusia ada kesalahan yang mereka lakukan.
01:13:02Saya pun ada kesalahan.
01:13:05Saya maafkan, YB.
01:13:19Terima kasih.
01:13:20Terima kasih.
01:13:21Terima kasih.
01:13:22Terima kasih.
01:13:23Terima kasih.
01:13:24Terima kasih.
01:13:25Terima kasih.
01:13:26Terima kasih.
01:13:27Terima kasih.
01:13:28Terima kasih.
01:13:29Terima kasih.
01:13:30Terima kasih.
01:13:31Terima kasih.
01:13:32Terima kasih.
01:13:33Terima kasih.
01:13:34Terima kasih.
01:13:35Terima kasih.
01:13:36Terima kasih.
01:13:37Terima kasih.
01:13:38Terima kasih.
01:13:39Terima kasih.
01:13:40Terima kasih.
01:13:41Terima kasih.
01:13:42Terima kasih.
01:13:43Terima kasih.
01:13:44Terima kasih.
01:14:13Terima kasih.
01:14:14Terima kasih.
01:14:43Terima kasih.
01:14:44Terima kasih.
01:15:13Terima kasih.
01:15:14Terima kasih.
01:15:32This is how to buy it.
01:15:36Where are you going to buy it?
01:15:38It's good for you.
01:15:42It's like a restaurant in front of you.
01:15:45It's not.
01:15:48Abang, Alhamdulillah.
01:15:50After that, when you're in a barrow,
01:15:52you're in a barrow,
01:15:54you're in a barrow?
01:15:56Alhamdulillah.
01:15:57But in many ways, we don't know what God has given you.
01:16:02Maybe the result of your own, Allah is a ma'am.
01:16:05Alhamdulillah, we must be thankful for Allah.
01:16:07Right, Abang.
01:16:09Look, my skin is gone.
01:16:12My skin is gone.
01:16:14My skin is gone.
01:16:16It's a good thing.
01:16:17Alhamdulillah.
01:16:19I'm thankful for Allah.
01:16:21I'm thankful for one principle.
01:16:23It's difficult or pain or anything.
01:16:26Allah wants to raise the darjah.
01:16:32Him is...
01:16:34Camila.
01:16:39Camila.
01:16:43Hei!
01:16:45Love you, love you, love you, love you
01:16:48Love you, love you, love you
01:16:52Wahai kawan semua
01:16:56Kau sedang mencari siapa
01:16:59Kalau kau cari kamilah
01:17:02Leburkan segala-galak itulah syaratnya
01:17:06Wahai kawan semua
01:17:10Kau sedang mencari siapa
01:17:13Kalau kau cari kamilah
01:17:16Hancurkan timbul aku
01:17:18Pasti kau jumpa
01:17:21Serahkan semuanya
01:17:26Sehingga tiada apa yang kau ada
01:17:32Serahkan semuanya
01:17:38Sehingga nafasmu jadilah puji
01:17:43Yang kasi, ya rindu, ya, ya, ya
01:17:48Kami, ya, kita bergairah
01:17:55Tanpa kata-kata
01:17:57Apa guna merantai kaki
01:18:02Sedangkan yang gila itu hati
01:18:06Kau menyanyi, ku menyanyi
01:18:08Sama-sama kita menari
01:18:11Di sini kita bahagia
01:18:14Di sini tiada duka
01:18:17Kau terima, ku terima
01:18:20Beranamu atas dunia
01:18:22Beranamu atas dunia
01:18:22Beranamu atas dunia
01:18:25Terima kasih telah menonton!