At the reception, Matthew and Jimmy confront Carl over Tom's offer to give him the business; leading to a fight between Matthew and Carl which is quickly broken up by Tom, who then announces that he is giving Rosemary the estate.
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00:00What now?
00:06Look, if it's Dad's wedding that's bugging you, it's done and dusted.
00:09Let's just kick back and get wasted.
00:11It's not so much Dad's wedding as Dad's Christmas present.
00:15Not to you.
00:16I heard you, hasn't I?
00:17This offer? To disown me and Matt?
00:20I've got to give it to you.
00:21There is a trace of a brain underneath that gormless exterior, after all.
00:26It's Dad's idea. It's not to do with me.
00:28Worth dumping chas for, was it?
00:30Broke slapper versus multi-million estate.
00:33Ooh, let's see.
00:35Hey, Carlos, now that she's available, you won't mind if I ever go, will you?
00:38She could probably do with a few quid and I hear she charges by the hour.
00:41What did you say? I said she might give me a freebie!
00:44Come on, come on.
00:51Ladies and gentlemen, let me attention, please.
00:54In breach of the usual convention, I'd like to kick off the celebrations by taking the floor for the first dance with my new lovely wife.
01:04No, but we have to have the speeches before the dancing.
01:06Yeah, it's my party. I do as I like.
01:08Oh, don't be shy.
01:09Off you go, Mother.
01:10Oh, look at her.
01:11I've got to get a shot of this.
01:12Alice is going to wet herself.
01:13Bad boy.
01:18You're already here.
01:20What haven't you scrubbed up well?
01:22Of course I have.
01:22It's Christmas.
01:26I'll do your view, you know that.
01:28I'll get all of you.
01:29Oh!
01:31Get off me!
01:32Get off me!
01:34Get off me!
01:38Priceless.
01:39Get off me!
01:40I'm here.
01:43You've got ten seconds to explain yourselves.
01:55Start talking.
01:57When were you going to tell us that?
01:59Today?
02:00Tomorrow?
02:01Ten years' time?
02:02Or when we worked ourselves to death for nothing?
02:05Do we have to do this now?
02:06Can't he wait?
02:07He's shafted me.
02:08Us.
02:09For this useless, lanky streak of yeller.
02:12It's all going to him.
02:13I'm going to consult the solicitor, Dad.
02:15You can't do this to us.
02:17I can do what I like.
02:18The house.
02:19The business we grafted day and night for.
02:21The estate.
02:22You're handing it all over every last stinking penny.
02:25Can you blame him?
02:27He could have been killed because neither of you two could kick your hands off Sadie.
02:30Neither could he.
02:31Has he told you about the time he tried to get into his daughter-in-law's knickers, has he?
02:36Tom?
02:37Oh.
02:38Keeping secrets from your new bride already, Dad.
02:40Oh, dear.
02:41Oh, dear.
02:42There, first round.
02:42How sweet.
02:44Is this true?
02:46I'm not prepared to discuss this on my wedding day.
02:49Oh, I should.
02:50Or I wouldn't bank on having much of a wedding night.
02:53You treat your stepmother with respect.
02:56Or you'll be out of here on your back's eyes.
02:58Everything you've got comes from me.
03:00And I could take it away just as fast as I understood.
03:06Rosemary.
03:10Nice one, girls.