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02:14What a waste of time
02:17Cows are as boring in America
02:19As they are back home in France
02:21Are you alright?
02:41Fine
02:42But I must say
02:43American cows are strange
02:44You were so very brave
02:49So bold
02:50So masculine
02:51Hollywoods
02:56If you're looking for high-class entertainment
02:58You're in the wrong place
02:59Hey, look
03:04Two saloons
03:05I'm sure one of them will let me present
03:09My moving picture shows
03:10So Lumia brought us really shine in the dark
03:13The last time he tried this he was tall and feathered
03:16Hey, watch it!
03:26That was great!
03:32That was awful!
03:34Ladies and gentlemen, can't you see this show is garbage?
03:38You deserve quality entertainment!
03:40Not so loud you're attracting attention!
03:43I, Louis Lumiere, will light up your lives with movie magic!
03:47My cinematograph is a thousand times better than this pathetic live spectacle!
03:51Maybe you'd rather give us a dead spectacle!
03:54And who are you, Uncultured Stranger?
03:58Hell, Carnegie!
03:59I own this watering hole!
04:01My customers like live acts
04:05Tonight's featured attraction is a rocket man who's gonna do buff-o box office
04:09So you can keep your sinny doohickey
04:11Say, Jack, see these fellas out, will ya?
04:13My shirt!
04:28Time for some prowling!
04:29Time!
04:29I don't expect it's a manly art of boxing!
04:39Cowboy flavored water
04:43It's an acquired test
04:50What'll your brother do now?
04:52Try his luck at the saloon across the street
04:59Hello, little boy!
05:00Do you know who owns this establishment?
05:02Sure, Double Bill!
05:03He's my pa!
05:04I'd like to have a word with your papa
05:06Where is he?
05:07He's across the street of fighting!
05:09There he is now!
05:10I'm Double Bill, pleased to meet ya!
05:12I want you to put on a show here with that sinner thing of yours!
05:16It's called a Sinometrograph!
05:17Yeah, whatever!
05:18If Al Carnegie hates it then I know I'm gonna love it!
05:22Cause that's how I do business!
05:24I hate to interrupt but we're missing the brawl!
05:27I hope these men get set up Johnny!
05:29I'll be back!
05:30Ha ha ha!
05:31Hey!
05:32Yee-haw!
05:40Things sure are quiet around here
05:42Not for long he'll see to that
05:44I need a screen!
05:45A very big screen right there!
05:47Good!
05:48Let's put up our posters!
06:05What's on tonight at the Santa Monica?
06:08Citrus Manograph!
06:09It's called a Sinometrograph!
06:10Can't you Americans read?
06:11Tonight we give the town its first moving picture show!
06:12Now don't you worry Jack, you're gonna be a smash!
06:15Good evening ladies and gents!
06:16The Malibu Saloon is proud to present tonight's feature attraction!
06:20Let's hear it for the one, the only, Jack the Rocket Man!
06:45Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
06:51He's a cut!
06:52Ain't it?
07:04Lenskund!
07:06Wait!
07:07Why?
07:08He's on there!
07:09Get warmed up!
07:11So what do these moving pictures do?
07:16They move, that's all I need to know.
07:19I'll take one ticket, ma'am.
07:21I want a seat in the front, please.
07:25Small crowd.
07:27No matter. Let's begin.
07:30Oh!
07:30Hmm. Moving pictures in a box?
07:41It'll never work.
07:43The audience is gonna hate it.
07:46What? They're cheering?
07:51This means war.
07:55Yeah, we'll bring in a crowd for sure.
07:57I don't know, boss. Seems pretty silly to me.
08:00You see?
08:06Just as I predicted. We're ahead.
08:08It won't last.
08:10It never does.
08:17Well, this ain't working.
08:20Forget the elastics off, Jack.
08:21I have a new plan.
08:23And here's how it works.
08:24You're gonna...
08:25Good plan, boss, but you gotta untie me first.
08:30Whitey, please.
08:37Fifty cents? The rocket man was only a dime.
08:40I'm ready to roll.
08:52Don't forget to write.
08:53I mean, I'm ready to start the show.
08:55Turn off the lights.
08:56No!
09:15Now, where did I put those matches?
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10:27¡No más water!
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11:05Assim!
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11:13¡Es un buenísimo dinero!
11:21¡Cone suficiente!
11:24¡Se grainfully lavándome los frígeos!
11:27No, no, no, no.
11:28¿Por qué no?
11:29No hay nada que ver.
11:31Mi fotos de la foto fue burnedado.
11:32¡Yoohoo!
11:33Ahora vamos a ir a Francia.
11:35Tal vez no.
11:37Yo tengo un film de un nuevo film.
11:38Si me shoota un nuevo film,
11:40¡estamos en negocio!
11:41¡Vamos!
11:50¡Ceja!
11:51Plus, si quieres que me play
11:53la increíble cabraña o la increíble
11:55en un gigante,
11:56y puedes encontrar otro hongo.
11:58No, no.
11:59No, no.
12:00No.
12:01No es nada así.
12:02¡From ahora,
12:03se me ha dado un video en vivo.
12:04Yo me he es malo.
12:05No, no, no.
12:06¡Como he es malo!
12:07Es un contrapıntario.
12:08¡Que nos da dinero!
12:09¡Que nos da dinero!
12:10¡Como he debo de comprar!
12:11Estamos con el dinero.
12:12¡Que te da dinero!
12:13¡Vamos a comprar algo!
12:14¡Vamos a comprar algo!
12:16¡Vamos a comprar algo!
12:17¡Vamos a comprar algo!
12:18¡Vamos a comprar algo!
12:19¡Vamos a comprar algo!
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13:25Oh, ha ha ha ha ha. Fancy meeting you here.
13:28Stay here.
13:29Well, what do you want me to do?
13:30Be yourself. Act heroic.
13:32And rolling.
14:03Ah, that does it. I'm no actor. Just a lonesome cowboy.
14:09He certainly is moody, isn't he?
14:12I love moody mares.
14:16Does anyone else want to be an actor?
14:18Do I look like an actor to you?
14:21I've heard that acting is mighty hard work.
14:25No takers atzku to France.
14:27I'll pay ten cents a day!
14:29All right! Now, who wants to play the robber?
14:34Jack does.
14:35Boss, are you nuts?
14:36Don't be modest, Jack. We've all seen you on stage, so we know what a brilliant performer you are.
14:41You're gonna do just fine.
14:43Yes, sir, Mr. Lumiere?
14:44You got yourself one make-believe robber for your cemetery telegraph.
14:49That's cinematograph. But I accept anyway.
14:52Who else would like to appear in my moving picture?
14:55I don't get it, Boss. I thought you were gonna spike the camera.
14:58We are, you numbskull.
15:00See, I got a plan.
15:01While you're faking a fake robbery, you'll really be a real one,
15:04and the make-believe robbery won't really be make-believe at all.
15:07Get it?
15:07Come on!
15:17I've got an idea. How about I play the stagecoach driver?
15:20With those two in the picture, I'd feel a whole lot better.
15:24To be honest, I don't think you look quite right for the part.
15:27But I do have a part for your horse.
15:29Jolly jumper? He can't handle a six-shooter.
15:32Sorry about that. Here are the guns. Where do you want them?
15:42On the table with the other props.
15:44Miss Fifi, when the robbery starts,
15:46I want you to look scared and stay as close as you can to the mayor.
15:49Usually he's trying to get close to me.
15:52When do I start singing?
15:54You don't. It's a silent film.
15:55Now, where is my robber?
15:57I'm a-coming.
15:58Tell me, kid, who are these guns for?
16:01They're for the hero.
16:03That'd be me.
16:07I did that on purpose.
16:10I hear you're playing the robber sauce.
16:12Yes, it's a moody part. I happen to be good at those.
16:17I'll be watching Carnegie. I want you to keep an eye on Jack.
16:21How can I keep an eye on anything when I'm doing my moody squint?
16:24Go easy on him. He's not very strong.
16:26Have no fear, cowboy. I'll be real gentle.
16:29Ha. I was talking to the horse.
16:32Places, everyone.
16:34Okay, and action!
16:39After you, honeybunch.
16:41Hold on!
16:42How dare you call this young lady honeybunch!
16:45It wasn't my idea, dear. It's in the script.
16:48My husband will not say that line. Give him another part.
16:52He can play the stagecoach driver.
16:53If I do, then who's gonna play the mayor?
16:55How about Fifi? She's got her face like a mayor!
16:59I'd rather be a mayor than an old nag.
17:01I'd be happy to play a mayor!
17:02Hang on a cotton-pank in a second. It's my stagecoach, so I deserve to play the mayor.
17:07A man in my possession can't be expected.
17:09What are you talking about?
17:12Girls are politicians. It's their dog to be sheltered around.
17:15Please, calm down, everyone!
17:18Aren't you gonna go and help out your brother?
17:20Well, brother, it would turn out badly. It always does.
17:24Well, are we ready to begin?
17:30Good. Now then, places, everyone.
17:32What am I supposed to do?
17:33You're the robber!
17:35Cover your face and wait on to Double Bill, who plays the brave sheriff.
17:39Who said anything about Double Bill playing the sheriff?
17:41It's my stagecoach. I should play the sheriff.
17:43Are you changing costumes again?
17:45I hope so. You look pretty stupid wearing that monkey suit.
17:48Don't you call my suit a monkey suit?
17:50No, I'm not. I'm sure he's small enough.
17:52Sizes and everything!
17:53That's what they all say, shorty.
17:55That doesn't. I'm on my stagecoach.
17:57Please, everyone!
17:58I told you it was still not bad.
18:02I'm sorry?
18:10The bandana, you idiot! Pull down the bandana!
18:15This is a hold-up, so reach for the sky, folks,
18:18because I got an itchy trigger finger.
18:20It's not a bad line.
18:22Don't you feel he's overplaying it?
18:25Obviously a method actor.
18:26This isn't play-acting.
18:29It's a real hold-up, and I'm a real robber,
18:31so get your hands in the air!
18:33That's better.
18:34You, give me the camera.
18:36This isn't in the script.
18:37What are you doing?
18:38I'm improvising.
18:39So am I.
18:43You're not in this picture.
18:44You missed me.
18:52You're out of luck, cowboy.
18:58I put blanks in all the guns.
18:59Wait a minute.
19:00This isn't my coat.
19:01No, I've got your coat.
19:04And it's loaded with real bullets.
19:06I'll take that camera.
19:08There's money to be made with it,
19:09and I'm gonna make that money, not you.
19:12Step aside.
19:22So long, suckers.
19:24See you in the movies.
19:25That's why I can't get it.
19:28Yeah, yeah.
19:29Get going, horse.
19:30Yeah.
19:31Jack, it's time for your big stunt.
19:34Nice work, Charlie.
19:35Let's get Carnegie.
19:36Hey, Max, it looks so easy.
19:41I will save you.
19:43My great danger.
19:45Come on.
19:53My camera.
19:58Louie.
19:59Why, does everything always turn out badly?
20:10Pardon me.
20:11Sorry.
20:11Coming through.
20:12Sorry.
20:13Let go of the camera, Lumiere,
20:16or I'll tickle your brother till he lets go of you.
20:19Excuse me.
20:21Coming through.
20:22Sorry.
20:22Pardon me.
20:23What a way.
20:23It's moving.
20:24Sorry.
20:25Thank you.
20:26Ha.
20:26At last.
20:29Yeah.
20:33Oh.
20:34Oh.
20:36I hate when that happens.
20:38Oh.
20:38That's a wrap, Carnegie.
20:45Brilliant.
20:46Let's do it again.
20:47In close-up.
20:50La diligence tragic.
20:52That's French for cowboy movie.
20:55Nice crowd, huh?
20:57Amazing.
20:58Everything worked out way.
21:00Thank you, little boy.
21:01If you hadn't used blanks,
21:02this wouldn't have gotten past the censors.
21:04What's your name?
21:05Ford, mister.
21:06John Ford.
21:07You may have a future in moving pictures.
21:10We're ready to start the show.
21:11Where's Lucky Luke?
21:13Looks like I have to leave now.
21:15So long.
21:17Au revoir.
21:17Here's looking at you, kid.
21:28That Lucky Luke certainly has style.
21:31And he has Luke.
21:32But what a lousy actor.
21:34What a lousy actor.
21:34What a lousy actor.
21:34What a lousy actor.
21:34What a lousy actor.