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00:00Oh, thanks.
00:17Cheesy dashboard hula dolls and dirty blankets for hot ticket items.
00:30What's up, Doc?
00:45You're still.
00:46I need money to buy Tina's birthday present.
00:48You know, something special, like a string of pearls or a mariachi uniform.
00:53Maybe.
00:54Those uniforms are like wearable gold.
00:57So you're selling my stuff?
00:58You know that everything I own comes from the generosity of friends, which I then break
01:03and turn into garbage.
01:05Hello, shiny.
01:07What are you worth?
01:09Why, nothing.
01:10It's a worthless trinket.
01:17You're lying.
01:19And you're using a new soap that smells like sunshine.
01:22Oh, thanks.
01:23It's a body wash.
01:24But you're right.
01:26And it's time you knew the truth.
01:28I knew it was time I knew the truth.
01:31I'm not the bunny you think I am.
01:34My name isn't really Bugs.
01:36It's Kal-El.
01:38I was born long ago on the planet Krypton.
01:41Hold on a sec.
01:42Krypton?
01:43Oh, no, you don't.
01:45That's Superman's home planet.
01:47I fell for that once, but I'm way too smart to fall for it again.
01:50I meant Krypton with a C, not a K.
01:54Oh, Krypton with a C.
01:56Okay, I buy it.
01:58Continue.
01:59It was a simpler, more dangerous time.
02:01I lived in the city of Metropolis, the very definition of a city, and a primary target for every supervillain with an evil scheme.
02:14I and Ky have dash.
02:15No idea.
02:20I mean, it's possibly about to build Mike K Columbus.
02:21OK.
02:22It's trying to tell him, you don't have to do this.
02:23Maybe not another one?
02:25We've been about to five years ago.
02:27Tableops is a major target for every specific worker.
02:32Oh, no.
02:32I don't have to believe this.
02:34Everyone.
02:35Oh.
02:35Oh.
02:35Oh, no.
02:35Oh, no.
02:36Oh.
02:36Oh, no.
02:38Oh, no.
02:38Oh, no, no.
02:39Luckily, I was the greatest superhero I could ever know.
02:54I was Super Rabbit.
03:01Say, ah, you mechanical maroon.
03:06Huh?
03:09Poor deluded Super Rabbit.
03:14Your might is no match for my mind.
03:17I'm turning Metropolis into tiny Minneapolis,
03:21and you will be at Star Attraction.
03:25That is, as soon as I find you.
03:33Whoa!
03:36Oof.
03:36Eh, maybe you should change your name to Lame Brainiac.
03:41You're making me very angry.
03:45Very angry indeed.
03:47Don't forget, I'm not just super strong.
03:50I'm also super agile.
03:53Oh, goody. I got him. I got him. I got him.
04:09Eh, got who, genius?
04:18Yuck.
04:20What is it with you and the shrinking stuff, anyway?
04:23I'd explain, but I highly doubt a pea brain like yours would understand.
04:28Oh, it's a brain-sized thing. Let's see.
04:37I will make you suffer for all eternity.
04:41Sorry. I can't take you seriously with that voice.
04:44You pushed the wrong button.
04:51Give me the cannon. Let me do it.
04:52Yeah, right.
04:53The S on my chest doesn't stand for simpleton.
04:56Oh, look. I'm a regular Pablo Picasso.
05:13I loved everything about being a hero.
05:18The powers, the action, the attention, the costume.
05:22But I loved the people most of all.
05:25And the people loved me back.
05:35Sorry I crashed your little party, super rabbit.
05:43Lex Luthor, it's never a pleasure.
05:50Tron Keeper.
05:59Shh. Be very, very quiet.
06:03I'm hunting super rabbit.
06:07Oh, Mr. Super Rabbit.
06:10Come out, come out, wherever you are.
06:12Yoo-hoo!
06:35Are you almost finished?
06:39Squowy rabbit.
06:42Oh, I wonder if I could hit that cloud shaped like a fishy.
07:04Home run! Super Rabbit wins!
07:14Congratulations, showboat. You just launched an unstable nuclear accelerator into space.
07:22And that was my big mistake.
07:25Why? Was the war through the rental?
07:28No. The Phantom Zone was orbiting Earth and General Zod was waiting for a chance to escape.
07:33And I gave it to him.
07:35Oh no! Not him! Not General Zod!
07:38Who's General Zod?
07:40This might be a good time for a strategically placed flashback.
07:45Many years ago, back on Krypton, my father put General Zod and his minions on trial.
07:52Counselors of Krypton, three criminals stand before us for judgment.
07:59Slunkian, a relentless fighting machine with the intellect and personality of a lost sock.
08:08Feora, a bitter she-bully, punishing the universe for her dysfunctional romance with insensitive boyfriend, General Zod.
08:18And General Zod himself, the would-be tyrant, blindly obsessed with making others submit.
08:27As the evidence will show, these three have repeatedly...
08:32Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
08:34But come on! You guys do that every time! Every time!
08:39As you know, Jor-El, the verdict must be unanimous.
08:43You alone will condemn us. And you alone will suffer my wrath if you do.
08:48General Zod, I banish you and your cohorts now and forever.
08:55You will kneel before me, Jor-El. You and anyone who wears that silly S on their jet.
09:07That's it. A threat.
09:09Not a threat, my darling. A vow.
09:12Great. Problem solved, then.
09:15Jor-El!
09:27So you understand who General Zod is now?
09:30Yep. He's a smart, handsome, charming, rich go-getter.
09:34No. Agree to disagree.
09:36Anyway, back to the story.
09:39Main reactor breached. Thermal detonation imminent.
09:46Detonation in ten seconds.
09:48Ten...
09:49Nine...
09:50Eight...
09:51Seven...
09:52General, look!
09:54Five...
09:55Yes, my darling, I see it.
09:56Heading straight for us and counting down as if we were going to...
09:59Explode!
10:02Ha!
10:03The Yellow Sun gives Kryptonians great power.
10:12Power that we will use to wreak vengeance on Kal-El, or Super Rabbit, as he is known on Earth.
10:19Doesn't he have the same power?
10:21Yes, but we are three and he is one. We will crush him, and then he will kneel. Kneel before Zod!
10:28How about we skip the kneeling and just get rid of Super Rabbit so he can take over the planet with minimal resistance?
10:35Skip the kneeling?
10:36Why, kneeling is the most important part!
10:38Come, my witless monkeys.
10:41It's war time!
10:42Keep on the metropolis! Super Rabbit has your back! No harm will come to you on my watch! That's a promise!
11:03Come on!
11:04Come on!
11:05Come on!
11:06Hey!
11:07But will you keep that promise?
11:09General Zod?
11:12I'm not here to fight you, Kal-El. I'm here to watch you surrender.
11:17You're gonna have to mate me, and that's not going to happen.
11:20You're right! It's beneath me. I'll have my minions do it.
11:25I will make my minions do it since soon.
11:26Can Давай destroy you the next 1.
11:27Before you do this, Kal-El will do the super passage of one of the best news.
11:29I'll try it again.
11:30If I do this, you're gonna be the best.
11:33No, let's change this to my minions.
11:35I'll try it after your minions.
11:38I'll try it.
11:39Let's shut up and get the new minions.
11:44I'll try it once.
11:46I'll try it.
11:47He won't do it.
11:48He won't.
11:49There's nothing.
11:50Say it, I surrender.
12:05Citizens of Metropolis, allow me to introduce you to your new king, King Zod of Earth!
12:15I was defeated for the first time in my life, so I sought the guidance of the one person who could help me.
12:34Justin Timberlake? No, my father.
12:45Father!
12:50Right here, son. Why are you shouting?
12:53You'll never guess what happened.
12:55You lost a fight.
12:57Can you believe it?
12:58Yes, because you had it coming.
13:01What? How can you say that?
13:03You've lost your way, son. You'll become a super spectacle.
13:08This was your idea. Wear a costume, you said. Be a symbol, you said.
13:14A symbol of hope, not of excess. Showing off is a poor use of power.
13:20Heroism is about helping others, not parades or grandstanding.
13:26But I keep Metropolis safe.
13:28Has it ever occurred to you that you're the reason Metropolis has the highest rate of super-villainy in the world?
13:36You're a magnet for evil.
13:38And now you've attracted the most dangerous threat of all, Zod.
13:45I know I can beat him.
13:47Not with Faora and that robot at his side. They're too strong for you alone. The only way to win is to use your head.
13:58Find their weaknesses, son. Make them your strength. And be a true hero once again.
14:06Thanks, Pop.
14:08All fear our dreadful king. Beware our wicked king. All fear, King Zod.
14:21We ride in agony while he lives happily. We beg him for mercy. All fear, King Zod.
14:34No. Too joyful. Go back to the slave pits and write me another.
14:42Are you sure you need an anthem?
14:45Of course. It's basic conquest etiquette, my darling. What's next?
14:50There's a reporter here for an interview. I can toss him out a window.
14:53No. Send him in. The Earthlings must get to know their new master.
14:58Hello. I'm Clark Kent from the Daily Planet. If you don't mind, I just have a few questions. We'll be done in a gif.
15:07You may ask your questions, word peddler.
15:10Oh. You're too kind.
15:12Faora. Now why do you stay in a relationship with Zod when he ignores everything you say, want and need?
15:19And Thunkian, do you mind being treated like a child because you don't talk?
15:24And King Zod, is all the dominant bluster just a way of dealing with your insecurities?
15:31And finally, if the three of you have nothing in common, why are you together?
15:35What?
15:37Destroy this insolent worm!
15:39Before you do that, you should know that I'm not just a reporter.
15:46I'm also a guy who doesn't like out-of-towners messing up my city.
15:55After him!
15:56You can do better than Zod, you know.
16:06I bet a lot of guys would be interested in a hot super-she predator like yourself.
16:11You, uh, you think I'm hot?
16:13Heck yeah.
16:19But I already got a girlfriend.
16:26You're not a child.
16:29You're a full-grown robot.
16:31And you deserve to be treated like one.
16:41At ease, soldier.
16:50The statue's a bit much, isn't it?
16:51You!
16:53You will grovel before me!
16:57Is this about your height?
16:58You're not that short.
17:02Eh, I guess next to your friends you are pretty shrimpy.
17:05Thunkian!
17:06Close Super-Rabbit's mouth!
17:08Permanently!
17:12What?!
17:13Sayora!
17:14Make Super-Rabbit beg for mercy!
17:16Now!
17:18I'm your girlfriend, Zod.
17:19I don't take orders from you.
17:22Fine.
17:23You and I are finished.
17:25Now you will crush Super-Rabbit!
17:28You're right about one of those things.
17:32Well, your worshipfulness.
17:34It looks like it's just you and me.
17:37I need to.
17:38No!
17:39No!
17:40No!
17:43No!
17:45No!
17:47No!
17:50No!
17:52No!
17:54Oh, no!
17:55Oh, my God.
18:25Oh, my God.
18:55Oh, my God.
19:25Oh, my God.
19:45Oh!
19:49Hazard, kneel before yourself.
19:57Oh! I'm going to hurt me!
20:15I located a new phantom zone and stuck Zod, Faora, and Thunkian inside it.
20:32That was the last time I saw them.
20:35That was also the last time I was Super Rabbit,
20:38because I learned that power corrupts.
20:41Unless it's tempered by humility.
20:45So you just gave it all up?
20:52Yep.
20:53You made up that whole story.
20:55No one would ever walk away from all that power.
20:58Just for that, I'm selling your stuff and caping all the money.
21:01You were going to do that anyway.
21:03I know!
21:04Hey, let's shave two seconds off our walk home by going down this dark and desolate alley.
21:18I'll take those pretty pearls.
21:31Who are you?
21:32I'm Bat Rabbit.
21:33Oh, well, don't expect a tip. I didn't ask to be saved.
21:46Ain't I a stinker?
21:47Ain't I a stinker?
21:48I'm Bat Rabbit.
21:49Oh, well, don't expect a tip. I didn't ask to be saved.
21:58Ain't I a stinker?
22:05Ain't I a stinker?
22:06Let's go!
22:07PVP
22:1302
22:16RET
22:35And that's the end.