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00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:30¿Qué tarnation are you doing in my cell?
00:32Ah, we're there too far to the left.
00:35If Avril hadn't eaten the candles, maybe I could have seen the map.
00:38Digging makes me hungry, especially when I'm digging with a fork.
00:43I know you fellas anywhere.
00:45You're the Daltons.
00:46You boys aiming to bust out of here?
00:48No, we're playing tiddlywinks.
00:50Avril, listen up.
00:52This here is where I want you to start digging, so get cracking.
00:55How come it's always me doing the digging?
00:58Everyone knows you have the quickest hand with a fork in the west.
01:04Mind if a broken down geezer tags along with you?
01:08I'm begging you boys.
01:10I'll make it worth your while.
01:11I happen to know the location of a buried treasure.
01:15A dang impressive one if you want to know.
01:17If you think I'll dig it up for you, you got another thing coming.
01:21You ever hear tell of the ancient treasure of Cibola?
01:24The legendary city of the Pacawallop Indians?
01:28I know where that treasure's buried, boys.
01:30Take me with you and I'll lead you right to the spot.
01:33And what say we speed things up?
01:35What say I torture you?
01:37And you tell me right now where the treasure is?
01:39Avril, give me the fork.
01:41Okay, but don't get it all bent out of shape, Joe.
01:44Ben?
01:45Oh, sonny.
01:46I'd treat my elders more respectful if I were you.
01:49I got me a bum ticker.
01:51Get me all riled up and I could keel over and take my secret to the tomb, boys.
01:55All right, Methuselah, you can come.
01:59Sonny, my name is Alfredo Bernardo Faria.
02:03Before we head out, I'd like to warn you.
02:05I got me the rheumatiz real bad.
02:07Can't walk where the door...
02:08He wouldn't dare interfere with my horse.
02:29I underestimated your competitive streak.
02:32Telegram from Washington, senor.
02:35From Washington?
02:36Read it, Panchito.
02:37Big trouble, stop.
02:40Then why worry?
02:41The Daltons have escaped and they're on the loose, stop.
02:47We'll finish the game later, Jolly Jumper.
02:50At which point I shall continue to cream you.
02:54How come I have to carry this big old bag of ovals?
02:57Because out of the four of us, you happen to be the biggest dude.
03:00Gift horses are bearing down on us at a hundred miles an hour.
03:12Woo-hoo!
03:14We sure are lucky.
03:16Time for old Grafster and his cape.
03:19Go, boy, now.
03:20Could you help a grizzled elder in distress?
03:22Huh?
03:29So, where'd the geyser get to?
03:36It's the Daltons, dead nubb!
03:38What's the hold up, my good sir?
03:40Dang, we done heard Wells Fargo always gets you there on time.
03:44That's false advertising, boy.
03:46You can sure forget...
03:48Oh, that's where he got to.
03:52Giddy up, you fellas.
03:54Giddy up.
03:54Wells Fargo has a reputation to protect.
03:57So, you'd better hitch up and commence to running.
04:00How come I'm the only one who doesn't get a horse?
04:16Huh?
04:16What is that?
04:17Because a donkey like you don't need a horse.
04:22That was a real stupid joke.
04:26I know it because I didn't get it.
04:30The first one of you to let slip the words Dalton or Treasure gets a knuckle sandwich.
04:38Let discretion be your byword.
04:40We have to pass for ordinary Joes.
04:44Capisce?
04:45We capisce, Joe!
04:54Howdy, gentlemen, howdy.
04:56It's a rootin' tootin' finder, ain't it?
05:00Looks like this round's on you, stranger.
05:14Looks like your chair needs a gesture.
05:16Bad to apply to you.
05:18All right, you little runt.
05:32How about you tell us exactly who you are and where you are from?
05:36I'm Joe Dalton.
05:37Capital J, capital D, and nobody, nowhere, know how cold beer rutin' lives to tell the folks back home.
05:45The Dalton's...
05:46But, Joe, you said we weren't never supposed to say the word Dalton, or that other word, treasure.
05:56Why don't you tell them where the treasure is while you're at it?
06:00They'll never get it out of me that it's on the Sonoma Reservation.
06:03My lips are sealed tight.
06:05I'll stomp you flatter than a cow pie.
06:08Take it easy, Joe.
06:10Calm down.
06:11It's too round up at me for anyway.
06:13Look, and everything's my fault.
06:21Boy, oh boy, have I got a scope for you.
06:24Dalton's on the trail of the fabulous treasure of Shibawa.
06:28The Dalton's have a fifth wheel now.
06:30A con man by the name of Faria.
06:32The old goat's a pathological liar.
06:34The Dalton's are suckers for fabulous treasure stories.
06:37Lord, unlike many of our most respected government leaders, because Washington has made it plain.
06:42They've swallowed this fabulous treasure tale whole.
06:45Your orders are brief, concise, and unambiguous.
06:48Capture the Dalton's, Faria, and bring back the treasure.
06:53Can do for the Dalton's and Faria, but leave me out of the treasure hunt.
06:57I'm a lonesome cowboy, not a tax collector.
07:00Last we heard, Faria led the Dalton straight to the Sonoma Reservation.
07:04As we all know, the Comanche chief, old Sour Bull, suffers from a slight, uh, attitude problem.
07:11If you won't go, they'll send in Colonel McStruggle's Cavalry Regiment,
07:14which should give you some notion of the diplomacy required to convince Sour Bull to give up the treasure of Cibola.
07:21What it boils down to is, you're the only one who can solve this without starting a war with the Comanches.
07:27So you need me to save the country once again, do you?
07:30Humbling as it is to admit, I'm afraid you've hit the nail squarely on the head.
07:42Wouldn't it be smarter to do our traveling at night?
07:45He'll never find the treasure if I expire from sunstroke.
07:48He's got a point, Joe!
07:50Dadgum, I knew all this night air would give me a bad spell of creeping pulmonary thrombestiosis.
08:06You changed my mind, and I want to travel in the daytime now.
08:10Get them heads in the air, and you, bozo, hoist old Granddaddy onto his horse.
08:26One, two, three, could have sworn there was four of you.
08:30Lesson number one.
08:33Don't get cocky till you're counting all your Daltons.
08:38And I was sharing my cell with an old Pack-A-Wallop-Engine warrior.
08:44Nice fella.
08:45And just before he went to that big potlatch in the sky,
08:49he whispered the secret of the Pack-A-Wallop treasure to yours truly.
08:53I prefer my lizard in bite-sized pieces.
09:01Anyway, I tried to bust out of jail,
09:04but it's a darn sight harder than it looks, boys.
09:07I got me ten more years every time I tried.
09:10I still got 900 years to go, but I ain't never given up hope.
09:13I've been hankering day and night after the treasure of Cibora.
09:17That's gonna be the most touching story I ever heard.
09:20I can't let you go in there.
09:28Believe me, it's for your own protection.
09:33Whoa, a lineup.
09:39We should have gotten an earlier start.
09:41Wasn't me lingering out of my coffee.
09:45Come on, man.
09:46Let us go through.
09:47Let us in.
09:48It ain't fair.
09:49You hear me, boy?
09:50Okay, you can go in.
09:53What the hell are you, man?
09:55Looks like some folks are more equal than other folks.
09:58Don't worry, I can equal things up for you, bro!
10:03Wish you'd warn me before you do that.
10:05It scares the spit out of me.
10:07Hey, come on!
10:08Hey!
10:08Hey!
10:09Hey!
10:09Hey!
10:09Hey!
10:09Hey!
10:10Hey!
10:10Hey!
10:10Hey!
10:10Hey!
10:11Hey!
10:11Hey!
10:11Hey!
10:12Hey!
10:12Hey!
10:13Hey!
10:13Hey!
10:14Hey!
10:14Hey!
10:15Hey!
10:15Hey!
10:16Hey!
10:17Hey!
10:17Hey!
10:18Hey!
10:19Hey!
10:19What a scorch of a day!
10:21I can fry an egg on that bald head of yours!
10:23That'd have to feel cooler than this Dane hat!
10:26Look yonder!
10:27He found the treasure!
10:28Hey!
10:29Did you hit anything yet, old timer?
10:30Oh, no!
10:31I was just taking me a hold of very old Bernie!
10:32Somebody need me?
10:33My old mule!
10:34I'm afraid this heat done cooked him!
10:35Unkind fate!
10:36First there's no treasure, then no funeral!
10:37I'm a total with no treasure!
10:38I'm a total of these days like this!
10:39You're a real fat!
10:40You're a real fat man!
10:41I'm a real fat man!
10:42You're a real fat man!
10:43I'm a real fat man!
10:44It's a real fat man!
10:45I'm a real fat man!
10:46Hey!
10:47Did you hit anything yet, old timer?
10:48Oh, no!
10:49I was just taking me a hold of very old Bernie!
10:51Somebody need me?
10:52My old mule!
10:53I'm a fearful this heat done cooked him!
10:55Unkind fate!
10:56First there's no treasure, then no funeral!
10:59¡Gracias!
11:29¡Gracias!
11:31We go right or we go left?
11:45Left. Yeah, that's it. I bet the farm on it.
11:54Joe, I got a creepy feeling while being watched.
11:58Ain't no chance.
11:59And I'll set up traps behind us this morning.
12:03Just in case that lug gets it into his head to follow us.
12:13Whoa.
12:15My bum ticker. I feel it getting ready to blow.
12:19I'd be happy to speed up the process for you.
12:22You fumbling old fossil, we already came this way.
12:26How many centuries does it take to get so dumb?
12:29Capers, Joe. Kill it. The old fella's fragile.
12:34There's that nip. I swear, I swear I'll snap it like a toothpick.
12:38Easy, Joe.
12:40Someone's gonna get beat bad.
12:43You got that right.
12:44Hey, what a cute sour bull. Here's this one.
12:57Sandy Elk's got another corny joke, I'm afraid.
13:00Wouldn't hurt him to grind some corn for once.
13:03Listen to this one, Chief. There's this rabbit, Chief, hopping around.
13:06This rabbit hole is shouting, 27, 27.
13:09Up comes a bear and says, hey, why keep shouting 27?
13:12The rabbit jumps it backwards into the hole, starts hopping and shouting, 28, 28.
13:18Good one, huh?
13:19Uh, I kind of got some pumpkin roasted on the fire.
13:31How about you tell me why the palefaces are out digging holes all over Comanche territory?
13:37They were looking for a treasure. Oh, uh, noble, irascible one.
13:40Listen up, you. If this is another one of your jokes, it's going over like a lead smoke signal.
13:46I swear it's the truth, Chief.
13:47The palefaces are insane.
13:49Run along and play in traffic now, would you?
13:52I, uh, got some hard thinking to do.
13:57Since the day his mother, Screaming Deer, brought him into the world,
14:01Chief's sour bull has never even cracked a smile.
14:04And it's not for lack of trying, I can tell you that.
14:07Exploding peace pipes, old John Wayne movies, nothing works.
14:12I have made up my mind to chase the palefaces out of Comanche territory.
14:15We have enough pretence as it is.
14:17I want all those diggers of holes out.
14:21It was a Comanche, I tell you.
14:23He jumped me from behind, put his tomahawk up to my throat,
14:27and made me tell him the funniest joke I'd heard in my life.
14:30All I could think of was that old chestnut about the rabbit and the bear.
14:34Well, he just about busted a gut.
14:36Most Comanches aren't satisfied with a corny joke.
14:39You were lucky.
14:39You don't have to tell me.
14:41We're talking miracle here.
14:43Escaping from the Dalton's and the Comanche all in the same day.
14:47You say you've seen the Dalton's?
14:55Straight ahead, to the rock that looks like a serving platter.
14:59Looks like a pizza to me.
15:01You're torturing me, Joe.
15:04Can we eat now?
15:05Oh boy, just as I suspected.
15:11What?
15:11What did you suspect?
15:13That Lucky Luke would get here first.
15:15Guess that was kind of disloyal of me.
15:17Lucky Luke, say it ain't so.
15:19My old pal Joe.
15:21Happy to see me as always?
15:22He makes me so mad!
15:37Take it easy, Joe!
15:38You'll hurt yourself, Joe!
15:39When do we stop for lunch, Joe?
15:44Keep going, giddy up!
15:49Luke, how you doing?
15:52Howdy, Avril.
15:53How's Trix?
15:54Oh, you know, can't complain.
16:01Where's Faria?
16:02I can't do it.
16:04Uh-uh.
16:07Gosh, he was here just a minute ago.
16:10Well, go get him.
16:11He can't have gotten far.
16:12Yoo-hoo!
16:14Faria!
16:15There's a whole bunch heading for serving Platter Rock!
16:26This is your sorries that tempt you more ever, sweetie.
16:29This isn't a thing, Chief.
16:31I'm in real trouble here.
16:33Go left.
16:33You can hurt.
16:37Uh-oh.
16:38Everybody know what to do?
16:39No!
16:40No!
16:41No!
16:41I don't think so, Joe.
16:48Take it easy.
16:50Boat!
16:53What are they sore about?
16:54We must have ticked them off somehow.
16:57Joe!
16:57Joe!
16:58Look at here!
16:59I done found us a ten-hole!
17:06Wait for me, you traitors!
17:08Bunch ain't greats!
17:09Oh!
17:10Oh, thanks!
17:14Wait.
17:14For.
17:15Me!
17:17For a guy with the rheumatists,
17:19that old codger sure is the best.
17:21I think he pulled a fast one on you.
17:22Yeah, so where are they?
17:30Uh, Barstow?
17:32Flagstaff?
17:32Chief!
17:33Chief!
17:34In here!
17:35Oh, lucky guess.
17:37They're not the sharpest arrows in the quiver, are they?
17:39Now that was a joke, you cut-rate-henny youngman.
17:45Where are we?
17:46Where are we?
17:48Cable.
17:49It's Cable!
17:49The treasure belongs to me!
18:16Okay, Jack, William, hand over your guns.
18:19Or not.
18:25Okay, so this cowboy goes in with Saloon and says to the bartender,
18:27Hey, give me a church turkey flop with a twist.
18:29The bartender says,
18:30A church turkey flop with a what?
18:32Ta!
18:33Good one, you see?
18:33Ta!
18:34Untie me, you pea-brained twits!
18:37Avril, Joe's talking to you.
18:43The more the merrier.
18:45What?
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20:51Oh, oh, oh, oh.
20:56I guess Chief Sour Bowl should now be known as Chief Painful Stitch Inside.
21:03Oh, home on the range.
21:07Where are the deers?
21:10Um, here are the antelope.
21:12Make him shut up.
21:14Make him stop it.
21:15Take it easy.
21:16You've got to learn to relax.
21:21I'm afraid some folks in Washington
21:24Are going to be very disappointed
21:25Tell me Luke
21:28Are you absolutely sure this
21:29Oh