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00:00Yeah, you know what I like?
00:28A black dress, that always works for me. Simple. You're going to look stunning in it. Just make sure it's not silk. You know I hate silk. I'm going to get a dress made of anything else in the world. Steel wool, asphalt, concrete. It doesn't matter as long as it's not silk. I hate silk.
00:48Even just saying the word, I swear, it feels like I'm touching it, right? Like it's catching on my skin. Sickening.
00:58I want to be with you. I want to be with you in all the pictures.
01:08Actually, you know what? I don't give a fuck about the pictures. I just want you in my arms.
01:13I want to touch you everywhere. I want to touch your legs. I want to touch your ass.
01:19I want to touch your stomach. I want... Yeah.
01:31Our stomach.
01:31Hey, baby, listen. I got a call on the other line. I really should get going. So I...
01:43No. Everything's...
01:46Everything's the same as it has been, you know? And that's why I miss you so much.
01:51I fucking hate California. L.A. especially. It's a city of whores.
02:04Stupid city. Stupid, stupid, stupid city.
02:11Yeah, wait. Hey, yeah.
02:15You know, actually, I think this is a really important call. I do really need to go, so...
02:19Honey, can you let me go?
02:23I...
02:24I love you, too.
02:27You're my life.
02:30Seriously?
02:32What?
02:32No, I didn't hear anything.
02:35Probably a bad connection or something.
02:39Wait.
02:41What? I can't hear you. What?
02:47What was that?
02:49I don't know.
02:57Wait. You heard that in Washington?
03:06Shit. Shit. Hey, babe, listen. I gotta go. I gotta make a call.
03:09Don't freak out on me, all right? It's fine. Everyone's safe, okay? Just don't...
03:12I have to call you back.
03:12Derek Straff speaking.
03:18No, we don't have a comment at this time. We need to ask that you...
03:21No, no, no.
03:22Look, you're gonna have to call me back, okay?
03:24All right, listen.
03:25Call back later.
03:27What was that?
03:30It was the ocean?
03:31Fuck.
03:39God damn it, would you...
03:41I'm kind of gonna...
03:43Hello? Hello?
03:46Yes, yes, yes, sir. It's me. It's me.
03:50They've been calling, but I haven't told them anything yet, so...
03:54What?
03:55I'm sorry, sir. Can you repeat that last thing? I couldn't hear you over the noise.
04:06Wow.
04:09Understood.
04:12You can count on me, sir.
04:14Absolutely.
04:16Yeah, I can be ready in five.
04:19Okay, so, uh, what are we telling them?
04:22Oh, God.
04:24Yeah.
04:25Yeah, I got it.
04:29Yes.
04:30Okay, uh, well, in terms of a timeline, how long can we expect the sound...
04:34Hello?
04:36Hello?
04:41No.
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05:03Hey.
05:05Hey, it's fine.
05:07Nothing bad is going to happen, okay?
05:10Not today, not ever.
05:13I'm safe.
05:14Good drink, all right?
05:20It's only nerves.
05:36Yeah!
05:37Hey!
05:38Listen, you're not going to believe this.
05:39I just got off the phone with my boss and he...
05:43Stop, stop, all right?
05:44Just stop it.
05:45Listen for a second, all right?
05:46He told me I'm going to be the one to issue the statement to all media outlets at the
05:53same time.
05:54Yeah!
05:55Me!
05:56I don't know, because he doesn't want to do it, because he thinks I'm more photogenic.
06:01Who gives a shit why?
06:02This is huge for us.
06:04Come on!
06:10Hey, calm down.
06:13Come on, relax.
06:14You're really going to stress me out right now before the most important moment of my
06:21life?
06:22A lot of people have fucking kids, all right?
06:26That's not what this is about.
06:27I'm going to do something.
06:29I'm going to be known by every person in this fucking country.
06:34Ocean is a reliable rising tide containment system.
06:38It has protected the entire country for decades.
06:41It's not going to fail today, baby.
06:43I'll be on the first flight to Washington after this.
06:45You'll know...
06:46The sound is a natural occurrence.
06:49They told me it'll stop.
06:50It just sounds worse because of how it resonates.
06:54You know?
06:55It's like we're in the body of an acoustic guitar.
06:57So to us it sounds...
06:59Well, I'm a press agent, not an engineer.
07:02So who gives a shit if I know how it works?
07:05Somebody else does.
07:07Yeah!
07:08I will!
07:09I'm going to be the calming voice of a nation and you can fuck off!
07:15Jesus!
07:37Hey, Jill.
07:38How's it going?
07:39Okay, Derek.
07:40Get ready.
07:41Counting down from five.
07:42Hey, wait.
07:43What's the word from Washington?
07:44How come the rep and me make the statement?
07:45I have no idea.
07:46It's nuts around here.
07:47All the higher ups left.
07:48So now we're all running around like crazy.
07:49Good news is, I think we'll be dead or a race.
07:50Ocean has never held such a major press conference before.
07:52They left?
07:53Okay, get ready.
07:54Five?
07:55They all left!
07:56All of them!
07:57Uh-huh.
07:58They left!
07:59They left!
08:00They left!
08:01All of them!
08:02They left!
08:03All of them!
08:04They left!
08:05They left!
08:06All of them!
08:07Uh-huh.
08:08Jill!
08:09Jill!
08:10Jill!
08:11Uh-huh!
08:13Uh-huh!
08:14Uh-huh.
08:15Uh-huh!
08:16Uh-huh!
08:18Uh-huh!
08:19Uh-huh!
08:21Al Bettine at the anticlimactic place.
08:22Well, he's done a working time with that Mayor-