Four Candles is the best comedy scene ever!
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00:00All right, there you go.
00:10Four candles.
00:12Four candles.
00:21There you are. Four candles.
00:24No, four candles.
00:26Well, there you are. Four candles.
00:27No, four candles.
00:31Annals for forks.
00:53Got any plugs?
00:55Plugs?
00:56Yeah.
00:57What kind of plugs?
00:58A rubber one.
00:59Bathroom.
01:13What size?
01:1513 amp.
01:16It's the electric plug.
01:31Electric bathroom plug, you call them.
01:33The tray.
01:34Electric bathroom.
01:35All right, saw tips.
01:54Saw tips.
01:55What do you want, ointment or something like that?
02:09No, saw tips, but covering the saws.
02:12Tips.
02:13Oh, no, we haven't got any.
02:14Oh.
02:15Come in, but we haven't got any.
02:16Got any ohs?
02:18Ohs?
02:19Ohs.
02:19Oh.
02:19I thought you meant o's.
02:44Ohs.
02:45Ohs.
02:45Ohs.
02:46Ohs.
02:47Say hoes.
02:48You think you said o's?
02:51Ohs.
02:51Come on, huh?
02:54Ohs.
02:55Ohs.
02:57Ohs.
02:58He meant hoes.
02:59There you are.
03:00No, hoes.
03:03No, hoes.
03:07Hoes?
03:08What a...
03:08Oh, you mean panty hoes.
03:11Panty hoes.
03:12No, no, hoes.
03:13Hoes.
03:14Hoes for the gate.
03:16Monde repose.
03:17Hoes.
03:19Letter hoes.
03:20Letter hoes.
03:21How many did you want?
03:48Two.
03:48Two.
03:48Two.
03:51All right.
04:16Yeah, next.
04:17Got any peas?
04:18Of course.
04:22Say, why didn't you please tell me now when I'm upstairs?
04:25I'm upstairs already, if I'd let you tell me, please, now.
04:28I'm up and down a shot all the time.
04:32I've got all the shot.
04:33I haven't got any help today.
04:35You tell me when I'm planning things.
04:37I'm a spare part of it.
04:38How many do you want?
04:50No, tens of peas.
04:52You're having me on, aren't you?
05:07There we are.
05:20No pumps for your feet, brown pumps for your feet, brown pumps for your feet.
05:50You're having me on.
05:51You are having me on.
05:52You are definitely having me on.
05:53What?
05:54Washers?
05:55What?
05:56Windscreen washers?
05:57Car washers?
05:58Dishwashers?
05:59Floor washers?
06:00Back scrubbers?
06:01Lavatory cleaners?
06:02Floor washers?
06:03Half-inch washers?
06:04Oh.
06:05Tap washers?
06:06Tap washers?
06:07Yeah.
06:08Look, I've had about enough of this.
06:09Give us that dish.
06:10Let's make it all myself down here.
06:11What's this?
06:12What's that?
06:13Oh, that does it.
06:14That does it.
06:15I've had just about enough of this.
06:16Mr Jones?
06:17Will you come out and say, I've had enough of this.
06:19I've just about had enough of this.
06:20Don't be Scott on there.
06:21Don't be Scott on there.
06:22Don't be Scott on there.
06:23Don't be Scott.
06:24Right.
06:25How many would you like?
06:26One or two?
06:28Oh, is that?
06:34Oh.
06:35What's that?