Summer Situationship - Full Movie
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:03I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:05You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:07If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:09you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:12or you hate their guts.
00:00:14For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:21Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:24I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:26Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:28This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:31The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:34was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:37and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:39I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:42Clean it up, maid.
00:00:52I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:54Do it yourself.
00:00:56That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:01:01You're paid to serve me.
00:01:03Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:11I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:15I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:17Right, Emmett?
00:01:18Yeah.
00:01:19She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:28Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity.
00:01:33Can you?
00:01:38Am I dreaming?
00:01:39No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:45What the hell's going on?
00:01:50Uh, Nova?
00:01:51What the hell's going on?
00:01:53Uh, Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.
00:01:58And then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.
00:02:03Destiny?
00:02:04Hmm?
00:02:05Is that what happened?
00:02:06That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:07Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:13Why do you even care?
00:02:15She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:02:26Mia?
00:02:27Hmm?
00:02:28Give me your phone.
00:02:29What?
00:02:30Give me your phone.
00:02:31No.
00:02:32It's right here.
00:02:33I got you.
00:02:36I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:38Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:41If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:46No.
00:02:47Open.
00:02:56I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:58You didn't have to do that.
00:03:00I know.
00:03:04Whoa!
00:03:05Uh.
00:03:08Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:13Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:15Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:16Dude, we can't.
00:03:17Yes, we can't.
00:03:18No, we can't.
00:03:19This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:20Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:24Wake up slut.
00:03:25Show's over.
00:03:26Mia, if you're not gonna help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:28Fine by me.
00:03:29I'll be by the pool.
00:03:30Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:33Emmett!
00:03:37I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:42You have to save her.
00:03:46Jules?
00:03:47Jules!
00:03:48Come on!
00:03:49Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:50What do I do?
00:03:51Mouth to mouth.
00:03:52Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:54Thank God.
00:03:55Alright, um.
00:03:56Let's get you up.
00:03:57I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:12Jules?
00:04:13You're not going anywhere.
00:04:14I'm fine.
00:04:15Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:16You know Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back
00:04:20to me.
00:04:21What, are you a stripper?
00:04:23I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:25You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told
00:04:30me never to talk to you again.
00:04:31And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're
00:04:36wearing this little dress?
00:04:38What are you trying to do?
00:04:41Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:43Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:44You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:45I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:52You know what I think?
00:04:54I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:58Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:05:02Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:05:05And you know what?
00:05:06I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:07So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:10You still want me.
00:05:12Is he coming on to me?
00:05:18Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:23Should we check?
00:05:27You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:32Then let's make it easy.
00:05:34Jules, when you leak that sex tape...
00:05:36We've been over this a million times.
00:05:38I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:39Yes, you did.
00:05:40And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:45Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:48Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:53And you let her!
00:05:54Did someone say my name?
00:06:00You two are hooking up?
00:06:02We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:09Be so fucking for real.
00:06:10Your rebound is my ex-best friend.
00:06:11It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:12Huh.
00:06:13Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:14How convenient.
00:06:15Let the girls talk.
00:06:16After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:17Skank.
00:06:18What?
00:06:19What?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21Oh!
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00:06:53Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:57Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:07:03And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:07:07Especially Noah.
00:07:10Ow!
00:07:14Noah!
00:07:15Did you see that?
00:07:16She shoved me!
00:07:17Oh my God.
00:07:18Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:20I'm always honest.
00:07:23You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:29Thanks, Noah.
00:07:32Fire her.
00:07:40Fire her.
00:07:45Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:47I think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:53Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:55And this is my rental too.
00:07:58So, what I say goes.
00:08:09Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:12So you should probably go.
00:08:14I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:22Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:29Jules.
00:08:29Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:41I want you to take this.
00:08:43Okay?
00:08:44It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:47I don't want your pity check.
00:08:50Thank God.
00:08:51I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:52This is too humiliating.
00:08:54I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:56What are you doing home?
00:09:10I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:13No, no.
00:09:15That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:17Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:21I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:25Mia?
00:09:26Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:30But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:35Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:39Everything.
00:09:39I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:09:50Please don't call me that.
00:09:53You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:56I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:10:00Mia?
00:10:02Slow down, okay?
00:10:03We've only been dating for two months.
00:10:04What, you still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:10:11I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:13Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:16Why not?
00:10:17That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:20I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:24What are you still doing here?
00:10:26You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:28Tell me this.
00:10:29Are you genuinely stupid?
00:10:32Or do you just not get it?
00:10:33Nobody wants you here.
00:10:35I can't back down.
00:10:37Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:39I'm not talking to you.
00:10:42I'm talking to you.
00:10:44I need this job.
00:10:46I need you to choose me.
00:10:48After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:52But I do.
00:10:54What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:58What do I get if I choose you?
00:11:01I'll do whatever you want.
00:11:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:11:05No one can make him happier than me.
00:11:08Tell her, Noah.
00:11:10Prove it.
00:11:16I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:18And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:20I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:21I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:22Okay.
00:11:23Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:27And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:31Mia.
00:11:32I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:35Alone.
00:11:37Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:39She really has you by the balls.
00:11:48Don't insult me.
00:11:49Or what?
00:11:51You'll spank me.
00:11:53You can leave now.
00:11:56Hey.
00:11:58You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:12:02You're right.
00:12:07Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:11You're fired.
00:12:15You're right.
00:12:17Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:21You're fired.
00:12:22You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:30Yeah, I know.
00:12:31It's part of my charm.
00:12:32Hey, where are you going?
00:12:34Jules, you can't just leave.
00:12:35Jules!
00:12:37You can't just leave.
00:12:40You fired me.
00:12:42I can do whatever I want.
00:12:45I love it.
00:12:46John, you're so hot.
00:12:48I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:52Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:57Does it look like she's drinking me, huh?
00:13:05Noah, you come over here.
00:13:07Now.
00:13:12Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:13:16Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:18Don't be prude.
00:13:19It's just a hand job.
00:13:20You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:25Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:30Call him, I'll leave and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:32What are you doing?
00:13:44What are you doing?
00:13:44What are you doing?
00:13:45What the fuck are you?
00:13:58You want your job back?
00:14:04Fuck me.
00:14:08Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:14:11Play along.
00:14:13Why would I do that?
00:14:14You want your job back?
00:14:16You've got to earn it.
00:14:18Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:14:20You're crazy!
00:14:34Crazy like a fox.
00:14:39Yeah, baby.
00:14:40Give it to me!
00:14:42You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:45I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:50Noah!
00:14:51Come out right now!
00:14:55Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:57Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:57Oh, I'm coming for the third time!
00:15:01Oh, come on, baby!
00:15:03Show me what you got!
00:15:04Jules, hand me your shirt!
00:15:09Hand me your shirt!
00:15:10Now!
00:15:10Now!
00:15:11Now!
00:15:11Now!
00:15:11Now!
00:15:11Now!
00:15:24Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:30Yeah.
00:15:31Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:33You fucking bitch.
00:15:36You can't stay here.
00:15:37You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:39Take it up with Noah.
00:15:41This isn't over.
00:15:44If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:15:51I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:59Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:16:02You know what?
00:16:03I should thank you.
00:16:04Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:16:06Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:16:09Oh, wait.
00:16:10I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:16:14You know what?
00:16:15Let's make a bet.
00:16:16Yeah, me and you.
00:16:17Let's make a bet.
00:16:18We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:16:21Yeah.
00:16:22What about it?
00:16:24If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:28Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:31Internship will be yours.
00:16:32Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:16:39You're on.
00:16:46We need to talk.
00:16:51Emmett, get out.
00:16:52Did I get my job back?
00:16:59Actually, you've been promoted.
00:17:03To be my new girlfriend.
00:17:08You're nuts.
00:17:10I'm not a hooker.
00:17:11I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:17:16Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:17:19Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:17:21Well, I changed my mind.
00:17:23Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:27Done.
00:17:29Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:37Give me that.
00:17:38Not yet.
00:17:45Give me that.
00:17:46Not yet.
00:17:47I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:51But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:56This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:18:02I'll do it.
00:18:04Great.
00:18:09Let's seal the deal.
00:18:10I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:33Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:35You can't resist me.
00:18:36All right.
00:18:40Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:52Rule number one.
00:18:54No boners.
00:18:56You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:59You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:19:00Yeah.
00:19:03Just one.
00:19:05No feelings.
00:19:07I don't want things to get complicated.
00:19:11You're my complication, Jules.
00:19:17Do you have any rules for me?
00:19:21Yeah, I do.
00:19:23I have one.
00:19:24No one touches you but me.
00:19:31You don't own me.
00:19:33Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:36While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:40So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:47Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:49Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:50Let the show begin.
00:19:59Ew.
00:20:00Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:20:04You kicked me out.
00:20:06Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:20:11Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:20:13At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:20:20Mia.
00:20:22Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:20:25This is my house.
00:20:28And Jules is my...
00:20:29I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:57I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:58Hey, Mom.
00:21:03Jason!
00:21:05Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:09Dinner is served.
00:21:16Let's fucking go!
00:21:19Yay!
00:21:20Mm-hmm.
00:21:20Mm-hmm.
00:21:27Oops.
00:21:27I spilled.
00:21:30Emmett?
00:21:31You want to help?
00:21:33Huh?
00:21:34Yeah?
00:21:43Look at Jules squirm.
00:21:46Oh, she can release a sex tape, but can't take a body shot.
00:21:56Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:03Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:06Okay.
00:22:06Like, I'm in mode again.
00:22:22I'm in beast mode.
00:22:23I'm on go.
00:22:24Got to troll again.
00:22:25Where I been?
00:22:26That shit never know.
00:22:27Trophy's rolling in.
00:22:28Look at Skull.
00:22:29Losers gotta go.
00:22:30I'm on 10 again.
00:22:31I can't stop, no I can't, no
00:22:33Oops
00:22:35Spilled a little
00:22:37Jules
00:22:39I'm still thirsty
00:22:51Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:22:53I have to go
00:23:01If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me
00:23:09Choke on it
00:23:15Don't run away from me
00:23:19Don't touch me
00:23:21Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:23:27Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:23:31You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:23:37Yeah, I know
00:23:39Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:23:41You're shivering
00:23:43Come here
00:23:45Bed's yours tonight
00:23:47I'll take the couch
00:23:49Bed's yours tonight
00:23:51I'll take the couch
00:23:53Bed's yours tonight
00:23:55I'll take the couch
00:23:57Bed's yours tonight
00:23:59Bed's yours tonight
00:24:01I'll take the couch
00:24:03Bed's yours tonight
00:24:05I'll take the couch
00:24:07Bed's yours tonight
00:24:09I'll take the couch
00:24:11What are you doing here?
00:24:24And where is Noah?
00:24:31Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:24:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:24:36Whatever.
00:24:38I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:24:41Mia's your best friend.
00:24:43Yeah.
00:24:44She's also a huge bitch.
00:24:46People contain multitudes.
00:24:49Don't be scared of Mia.
00:24:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:24:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:24:57And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:01If you know what I mean.
00:25:02Oh, pardon me.
00:25:04Yes!
00:25:11Do you like what you see?
00:25:20I do, actually.
00:25:21What are you doing?
00:25:44Taking a shower.
00:25:45I don't know where I am.
00:25:46I don't know where I am.
00:25:46I don't know where I am.
00:25:48Remember, no don't run.
00:25:51You wish.
00:26:00Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:03I got some friends coming over.
00:26:05Meet me at the pool.
00:26:06what's with this guy one minute he's ice cold now that we're in front of all these people he's
00:26:23putting on a show don't look now but mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out
00:26:34let's give her something to stare at
00:26:42i'm not going to let jewels ruin my summer everyone's paying attention to her when they
00:27:00should be paying attention to me maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again
00:27:04should definitely let her know that that's not true
00:27:07you're right it's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test
00:27:13everyone i've decided that it's time to take a vote everyone must decide right now whether jewels stays
00:27:25or i do
00:27:26mia would you relax we're not taking a vote we're not on survivor all right
00:27:32what's survivor a show for old people
00:27:36ew it's so boring
00:27:39i'm kidding
00:27:40guys i'm just kidding
00:27:44what game is she trying to play
00:27:48whatever it is i know it won't be good for me
00:27:51come on mia
00:27:55we used to be best friends
00:27:57can't we just tolerate each other for one summer
00:27:59you're right
00:28:01we did used to be best friends
00:28:04and i have the red receipts to prove it
00:28:07it's time to find out what jewels really said about all of you behind your back
00:28:14what are you talking about i never said anything about save it
00:28:20herf's right here
00:28:22and noah i saved the best for last
00:28:27don't you want to know what jewels said about you
00:28:30i bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back
00:28:37i think everyone should find out what jewels really said about them
00:28:42oh emmett this one's about you
00:28:46emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy
00:28:51they can
00:28:53i never said that mia did
00:28:56she's framing me with the text that she sent
00:28:59oh and this one says that destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference
00:29:03hey i paid good money for these
00:29:07mia would you knock it off
00:29:09jewels will never say any of those things
00:29:11all right
00:29:12really
00:29:12because this one's about you noah
00:29:15she sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up
00:29:18noah is arrogant
00:29:20cocky
00:29:21and needs to be the best at everything
00:29:24him and emmett are perfect as roommates together
00:29:27you said that about me
00:29:28i can explain
00:29:31save your breath
00:29:32bitch
00:29:44don't touch me
00:29:46get off of me
00:29:47you're so hot
00:30:00say that again with your shirt off
00:30:02emmett you and jewels are officially over
00:30:18no no no no way dude like i'm just gonna distract myself screw around a little bit
00:30:36show them crawling back
00:30:37don't touch me
00:30:38don't touch me
00:30:38don't touch me
00:30:39don't touch me
00:30:39don't touch me
00:30:40speak of the devil
00:30:42you hooked up with jewels
00:30:48dude look you hooked up with jewels
00:30:51i don't know what's going on
00:30:52what's going on
00:30:52what do you mean
00:30:53it's pretty fucking clear
00:30:54you hooked up
00:30:55fuck
00:30:58yeah you're fucked
00:31:00emmett
00:31:01stop
00:31:02fuck you dude
00:31:03stop
00:31:03did you post this
00:31:09jules did you post this
00:31:20i don't know
00:31:26jules why would you take a video of us having sex and post it what are you trying to be a porn star
00:31:31i didn't do anything
00:31:36jules it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone
00:31:40you know what everyone was right about you
00:31:44you're just like all the other douchebags on this campus
00:31:47whoa you don't mean that
00:31:49lose my number i never want to see you again
00:31:53fine feelings mutual
00:31:55great you just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year
00:32:04mia thank god you're here
00:32:08listen jules
00:32:10none of us want to be associated with you anymore
00:32:14you're a skank
00:32:15so get out and don't come back
00:32:18help
00:32:30help
00:32:32you
00:32:46you saved me
00:32:48that feels better
00:33:01doesn't it
00:33:02and now since i saved you
00:33:06maybe you can make me feel better
00:33:08emmett
00:33:10don't even think about it
00:33:13go on jules
00:33:14tell your boyfriend how i saved you
00:33:16jules tell him to leave
00:33:17we have to talk
00:33:19emmett thank you for saving me but i got it from here
00:33:26one step closer to making her mind
00:33:34jules what the fuck was that
00:33:43i can explain everything
00:33:44i can explain everything
00:33:45good explain
00:33:46now
00:33:47you're a hottie you know that
00:33:54takes one to know one
00:33:57remember don't tell anybody about this okay
00:34:00you're right
00:34:04you're right we shouldn't tell anyone
00:34:10trust me we won't stay secret for long
00:34:17i couldn't keep you to myself even if i tried
00:34:21you know once we make this official i'm gonna post this everywhere
00:34:35that way everyone can see it
00:34:37but for right now
00:34:39it's party time
00:34:42oh mg i finally hooked up with noah
00:34:52i wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth
00:34:56how could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate
00:34:59you don't know him like i do
00:35:01if you saw him naked you'd understand
00:35:05ew spare me the visual
00:35:07i thought you hated that guy
00:35:09noah is arrogant cocky and probably needs to be in therapy
00:35:13he and emmet are the perfect matches roommates
00:35:15but i like him more than i ever liked emmet
00:35:19more than i ever liked anyone
00:35:22the rest of the texts were all things that mia said to me
00:35:27except for the one about you
00:35:29i called you arrogant and cocky
00:35:31that's true
00:35:33right before i told her i have feelings for you
00:35:40is that true
00:35:51it's true
00:35:54i liked you
00:35:56jules how am i supposed to trust you
00:35:59i mean really
00:36:01all right
00:36:03i need to see the texts from your phone
00:36:05so that way i can know that they're legit
00:36:08maybe if i show noah the texts
00:36:10he'll finally believe me
00:36:12i guess you can't
00:36:16there's no way for me to prove it
00:36:18i know it was a really long time ago
00:36:27but when i really think about it
00:36:29i really liked you jules
00:36:31i really did
00:36:32i give those two until the end of today
00:36:38to what bone
00:36:40they're just doing this to make me mad
00:36:44it's like they're obsessed with me
00:36:46i don't think they remember you exist
00:36:49then i'll make them remember
00:36:54okay the rules of the game are simple
00:37:02you take a hit of the vape and pass it around
00:37:04when the smoke stops
00:37:06you kiss whoever blew it to you
00:37:08she never kiss me like that
00:37:26she never kiss me like that
00:37:37my turn
00:37:39no smoke
00:37:50looks like we have to kiss
00:37:51keep the circle moving
00:38:16if you want to really piss me off
00:38:20kiss me like you mean it
00:38:22get off
00:38:28dude i took her virginity
00:38:31what's a little pack
00:38:32why would you tell everyone that
00:38:36remember that six pack you bought me
00:38:37for doing the deed
00:38:38hey jules
00:38:45jules
00:38:46you're a pig
00:38:47hey emmet is lying okay
00:38:49he's lying
00:38:49i knew that you guys were hooking up
00:38:51all right
00:38:52but that was well before i had feelings for you
00:38:53you have feelings for me
00:39:02yes jules i have feelings for you
00:39:09yes jules i have feelings for you
00:39:10you do
00:39:11yeah i have all the feelings
00:39:14confusion frustration blind rage
00:39:17for a tip
00:39:18yeah but you know what sometimes jules
00:39:19sometimes you make me really happy
00:39:22look i know that you're hurt
00:39:25i broke your trust
00:39:27and when that video was leaked
00:39:28my trust was broken too
00:39:30what do you mean
00:39:33i mean i trusted you and you let me down
00:39:35and now i'm saying i would do anything
00:39:37to try again
00:39:38do you want to get back together
00:39:41you said no feelings
00:39:44yeah you're right
00:39:47so tell me you want to be with me
00:39:50tell me you want to break the rules
00:39:52and end the contract
00:39:53tell me you want to do this for real
00:39:55tell me that you want to give up
00:39:56the money
00:39:57well looks like our favorite couple
00:40:06survived the ring of fire
00:40:07ew
00:40:08why is he so obsessed with her
00:40:10doesn't he know that she's poor
00:40:12i didn't know she was poor
00:40:14mhm
00:40:15her parents lost all their money
00:40:18after her dad died of cancer
00:40:20and the only reason why i know that
00:40:22is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:23that her mother still owes money to
00:40:25maybe we should take jill's shopping
00:40:27so she can forget she's poor
00:40:29spending money always makes me feel better
00:40:31yes
00:40:32yes that's a great idea
00:40:34you should go do that right now
00:40:35yes
00:40:35it's not that easy
00:40:43stop avoiding the question
00:40:45i'm not avoiding it
00:40:47look
00:40:47if i don't get the money
00:40:49i'll lose everything
00:40:52what do you mean
00:40:53i mean
00:40:55mia and i want to take you shopping
00:40:57destiny
00:40:59me and jules are talking
00:41:00she was about to answer a very important question
00:41:03i don't want to go shopping with mia
00:41:05but i really don't want to lie to noah
00:41:08and tell him i don't have feelings for him
00:41:10or tell him about my dad and the debt
00:41:12we can talk later
00:41:15i promise
00:41:16the girls go shopping
00:41:28saturdays are for the boys
00:41:30must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me
00:41:36i cannot wait to crush your ego
00:41:38once i get jules and the lehman internship
00:41:40dude the lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country
00:41:45it was tailored for sigmas
00:41:47like me
00:41:48the internship is mine
00:41:50believe me
00:41:51me and jules are in this for good
00:41:53or at least until the end of the summer and i have to pay up
00:41:56if it isn't my favorite customer
00:42:07oh that dress you ordered finally came in
00:42:09oh my god it's gorgeous
00:42:14i'm gonna go try this on
00:42:16i know you feel tough
00:42:17the way you throw the thing around
00:42:19let me see you want it back up
00:42:20nice
00:42:20you ordered the wrong size
00:42:26uh no i used the measurements that you gave me
00:42:29no you didn't that's impossible it doesn't fit
00:42:32maybe the zipper's stuck
00:42:33what are you doing
00:42:35i'm shopping
00:42:37do you not remember me
00:42:39i used to be in here all the time
00:42:42oh she can't afford this place anymore
00:42:44she can only shop at thrift stores
00:42:46but what mia says goes
00:42:48so your money's no good here
00:42:50you know what
00:42:52you're right
00:42:53i have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you
00:42:57that's it
00:42:59you're out
00:43:00oh mr allen
00:43:02excuse me
00:43:03i'm just gonna take out the trash
00:43:05trash
00:43:06yeah
00:43:06that's my girlfriend
00:43:08oh
00:43:08apparently i'm too poor to even stand in this boutique
00:43:16see this car
00:43:18has no spending limit
00:43:21my girlfriend can get whatever she wants
00:43:23and i would like to try this dress on first
00:43:28no way this is mine
00:43:29oh are you gonna purchase it
00:43:31no
00:43:31not with this janky little zipper
00:43:33great let's try it on jules
00:43:35what do you think
00:43:51noah
00:43:56will you come help zip me up
00:43:59of course
00:44:02you know there's only one problem with this dress
00:44:11is it too expensive
00:44:13no
00:44:14it breaks a no boner rule
00:44:21well
00:44:25aren't you gonna thank me
00:44:26thank you noah
00:44:36you can be pretty sweet sometimes
00:44:39like lipstick on a fucking pig
00:44:43put the dress on my card
00:44:50excuse me
00:44:53um
00:44:53i am missing a very expensive necklace
00:44:58i bet she stole it
00:45:00i would never
00:45:02then dump out your bag and prove it
00:45:04fine
00:45:06whatever mia
00:45:08see
00:45:22told ya
00:45:23i don't know how that got there
00:45:32well she stole it
00:45:34and
00:45:35i believe that
00:45:37five hundred dollars is a felony
00:45:39call the police
00:45:41don't call the police
00:45:43this is all my fault
00:45:45no it's not
00:45:46yes it is
00:45:47i wanted to surprise you
00:45:50so i put the necklace in your purse
00:45:51but i was gonna pay for it once everybody left
00:45:54you can't do this
00:45:56it's a waste of money
00:45:57neither of us want me to win
00:46:00it's worth it
00:46:01trust me
00:46:03and you look beautiful in that dress
00:46:04put the necklace on my card as well
00:46:07please and thank you
00:46:09watch your mouth
00:46:38don't talk about jules like that
00:46:40okay dude
00:46:42jules was mine first
00:46:44i dumped her
00:46:45okay
00:46:45it's a matter of time before she comes running back to me
00:46:48jules broke up with you
00:46:50so she could be with me
00:46:51okay
00:46:53alright
00:46:54let's add some heat to our bet
00:46:56yeah
00:46:57i get jules's panties off
00:47:00by the end of tonight
00:47:01you hand over the lehman internship
00:47:02and never come back to the summer house
00:47:04fine
00:47:05and when you don't hook up with jules
00:47:07i want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer okay
00:47:09i don't even want you looking at her
00:47:12deal
00:47:13you better not make me go into that club alone
00:47:20jules you are looking so hot in that dress
00:47:23eat shit
00:47:30hey
00:47:32don't leave my side the rest of the night okay
00:47:35enjoy it while it lasts noah
00:47:38because i'm not letting jules leave tonight
00:47:41unless it's with me
00:47:42hey
00:47:52where did destiny and mia go
00:47:58uh i don't know
00:48:00uh i don't know jules
00:48:00you uh you didn't answer my question
00:48:03about what
00:48:05the music in here
00:48:07because i think it sucks
00:48:09jules
00:48:10tell me that you want to be with me
00:48:13for real
00:48:14no contracts and no money
00:48:16i mean it
00:48:17i need jules to come with me
00:48:20uh destiny
00:48:21we're right in the middle of something
00:48:22like i care
00:48:24i need jules to come backstage with me
00:48:26i'm sorry
00:48:29we'll talk about it later okay
00:48:31have fun
00:48:32here
00:48:34put this on
00:48:35i entered us into a lap dancing competition
00:48:39you're crazy
00:48:45well if you're too afraid
00:48:47you can just back out now
00:48:48you're on
00:48:53follow me
00:49:01let the show begin
00:49:07you think you're hot shit
00:49:18well it's time for you to prove it
00:49:21everyone in the club get hot and heavy
00:49:26tonight is electric lounge's lap dance competition
00:49:30the rules are simple
00:49:34each one of these smoke shows
00:49:37will give one lucky man
00:49:39a lap dance
00:49:40and you get to vote
00:49:41on who is hotter
00:49:43whoo
00:49:45whoo
00:49:48I love you, I love you, I love you
00:50:18I love you, I love you, I love you
00:50:48I love you, I love you
00:51:18I love you, I love you, I love you
00:51:48Jason, dude, I need the Lady Killer special, now
00:51:52Yeah?
00:51:54I got you
00:51:55Here's a tip
00:51:59And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:52:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:52:11Mia!
00:52:14Woo!
00:52:14As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:52:23I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public property
00:52:27Here we go!
00:52:31Jules, wait!
00:52:37You look upset
00:52:38What are you, my therapist?
00:52:43Fuck off!
00:52:44No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:52:47Jules
00:52:49I have something that can make you feel better
00:52:52What is that?
00:52:58Oh, good time
00:52:58Come on, Jules
00:53:00You wanna have some fun?
00:53:07No thanks
00:53:07Oh, but, but, but, but
00:53:09Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:53:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:53:17Better play along
00:53:18Bottoms up?
00:53:31Cheers
00:53:31Turn that shit around so you can grind on me
00:53:37Come on
00:53:37I'm gonna go change
00:53:38Destin
00:53:43Have you seen Jules?
00:53:45I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:53:47Emmett was with her
00:53:48That little shit
00:53:52Don't move
00:54:00What do you think you're doing?
00:54:07Stop denying yourself, Jules
00:54:09Both know you want this
00:54:11Be gentle
00:54:12Just like our first time, remember?
00:54:15Back off
00:54:16Just relax, baby
00:54:18Let that E kick in
00:54:20You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:54:23Oh
00:54:23I was gonna fuck you anyways
00:54:25Let go of me
00:54:27This is just gonna take a minute
00:54:28Shut up
00:54:32Oh yeah, that's right
00:54:33Mom for me
00:54:34I mean
00:54:35Jules?
00:54:39Jules, are you in there?
00:54:41Noah
00:54:41Help me
00:54:42Noah
00:54:46Help me
00:54:47Emmett
00:54:50Get off of her
00:54:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:54:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:54:59Emmett
00:55:00She doesn't want you
00:55:01What are you doing?
00:55:03She wants me so bad, dude
00:55:05Even if she won't say so
00:55:07Dude, I thought we were friends
00:55:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:55:16Wait, stop!
00:55:20This asshole isn't worth it
00:55:28This asshole isn't worth it
00:55:28You look like shit
00:55:46Jules just kicked my ass
00:55:48All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:55:50Hey!
00:55:53Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:55:57Mia, stop
00:56:02This bitch wants to be me so bad
00:56:06It's fucking pathetic
00:56:07Emmett just tried to assault me
00:56:09Be so fucking for real
00:56:10Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:56:12You're just jealous
00:56:14Because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:56:17And you know what?
00:56:20He's coming back to the house with me
00:56:22Tonight
00:56:23Mia, sit down
00:56:26Emmett
00:56:27If you ever come near the summer house again
00:56:29I will kill you
00:56:31Okay, Noah, let's go
00:56:32Let's go
00:56:33I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:56:41Thank you for getting me out of there
00:56:52Ow
00:56:53You're hurt
00:56:55Let me help you
00:56:56I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:57:11I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:57:25I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:57:28Really
00:57:28I didn't take them
00:57:30You didn't take the pills?
00:57:32You know, I got something better than E
00:57:40It's twice as fun
00:57:42And I've been saving it just for you
00:57:44What are you trying to give me?
00:57:58Rocky Road
00:57:59Ow
00:58:02Hey, I got you ice cream
00:58:04And this is how you repay me?
00:58:06How are you capable of being an asshole
00:58:08Even when you're trying to be nice?
00:58:11I'm not an asshole
00:58:12No
00:58:13You're the king of assholes
00:58:15You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak
00:58:20Makes me the king of assholes
00:58:21But
00:58:21Whatever
00:58:22Whatever
00:58:23I gotta show you something
00:58:28I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:58:41And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:58:48It worked
00:58:55I've wanted you all somewhere
00:59:10Stop waiting
00:59:12I need you
00:59:15Now
00:59:16What if somebody sees
00:59:23Everybody's at the club
00:59:25I'm taking you upstairs
00:59:28I need you
00:59:31I need you
00:59:32Yeah
00:59:32I need you
00:59:33I need you
00:59:34I need you
00:59:34I need you
00:59:35We are
00:59:36Guys
00:59:36Hi, this is Alan.
01:00:05It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:00:08Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon,
01:00:12and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:00:16Okay, bye.
01:00:31Hey, sleepy little.
01:00:33What are you doing up so early?
01:00:35I thought I wore you out last night.
01:00:38I'm ready for another round.
01:00:40Hey, can you knock?
01:00:42Can you put your boner away?
01:00:44Get up!
01:00:46Get up!
01:00:47Get up, get up, get up!
01:00:48Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:00:50It's worse than a fire!
01:00:52Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:00:57You're fucking with me.
01:01:04What's the big deal?
01:01:06Uh, there's the drugs.
01:01:07And the mess.
01:01:08And you.
01:01:09What about me?
01:01:10She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:01:11But, like, in a bad way.
01:01:12Look, my mom knows about the sex tape,
01:01:14and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:01:17I need to get out of here.
01:01:18I'll hide Jules.
01:01:19I'll distract Mom.
01:01:23Yo, Jason.
01:01:24I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:01:25Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:01:33Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:01:34Got it.
01:01:45Get your brother.
01:01:47Now.
01:01:54Mommy!
01:01:55Wait!
01:01:56Noah!
01:01:57Uh...
01:02:01My baby boy!
01:02:03Mom!
01:02:04Hi!
01:02:05Hey!
01:02:06Mom!
01:02:07I, uh, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:02:09Mia called and said she needed the family ring...
01:02:12to propose!
01:02:19Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:02:25None of your business.
01:02:27Okay, well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:02:34I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:02:39What is that slut doing here?
01:02:44You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:02:47Get out of this house!
01:02:48Mom!
01:02:49Noah!
01:02:50A little help?
01:02:51Uh, Mom!
01:02:52Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:02:57For the summer.
01:02:59Uh, yes!
01:03:00It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:03:05Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:03:10Lisa!
01:03:11My second mommy!
01:03:12Mwah!
01:03:13Mwah!
01:03:14We need to talk about engagement plans!
01:03:16Oh, yes we do.
01:03:20You're marrying Mia now?
01:03:21I have no idea what got into her head.
01:03:23I am so sorry, okay?
01:03:24But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:03:27Look, just play along for a couple of hours, okay?
01:03:30Please?
01:03:40My head hurts.
01:03:42Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:03:45Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:03:47Oh, thanks.
01:03:54She's prepared.
01:04:03Water!
01:04:04Water!
01:04:05Water!
01:04:06I need water!
01:04:07Jules, what did you give my mom?
01:04:11Aspirin.
01:04:12Aspirin?
01:04:13Woo!
01:04:14It's so hot in here.
01:04:16Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:04:23Oh, no.
01:04:24Woo!
01:04:25Hey, I have an idea.
01:04:27Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:04:30I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:04:32Wow!
01:04:33Oh, that's enough.
01:04:34Uh, I gotta talk to you.
01:04:35Let's go.
01:04:36Woo!
01:04:37Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:04:39Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:04:42No way.
01:04:43You gave her those?
01:04:44I didn't give them.
01:04:45She found them.
01:04:46Should we call an ambulance?
01:04:48Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:04:50She hates you already.
01:04:51What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:04:54Where did she go?
01:04:55Woo!
01:04:56Woo!
01:04:57Woo!
01:04:58Woo!
01:04:59Woo!
01:05:00Mom, get out of the pool.
01:05:01No way!
01:05:02It feels so good!
01:05:03Woo!
01:05:04Woo!
01:05:05Woo!
01:05:06Woo!
01:05:07Woo!
01:05:08Woo!
01:05:09Woo!
01:05:10Woo!
01:05:11Woo!
01:05:12Mom!
01:05:13Get out of the pool!
01:05:14No way!
01:05:15It feels so good!
01:05:16Woo!
01:05:17Woo!
01:05:18Woo!
01:05:19Oh, wait.
01:05:20No.
01:05:21Help!
01:05:22I'm drowning!
01:05:23Mia!
01:05:24Save me!
01:05:25Oh, absolutely not.
01:05:26I'm not going in there.
01:05:27Help!
01:05:28Help!
01:05:29Help!
01:05:30Help!
01:05:31Help!
01:05:32Help!
01:05:33Help!
01:05:34Help!
01:05:35Help!
01:05:36Help!
01:05:37Help!
01:05:38Help!
01:05:39Help!
01:05:41Help!
01:05:42Help!
01:05:43Help!
01:05:44Help!
01:05:45Help!
01:05:46Help!
01:05:47Help!
01:05:48Oh!
01:05:49No!
01:05:50Oh!
01:05:51No!
01:05:52Oh!
01:05:55Did you save me?
01:05:56Here.
01:05:59I brought you some tea.
01:06:01I was wrong about you.
01:06:09I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:06:20Thank you for taking care of her.
01:06:24I hope I was a good maid.
01:06:26Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:06:28Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:06:33You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:06:38I still got to pay to hang out with me.
01:06:42No feelings, remember?
01:06:50I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:06:54I'll tear it up right now.
01:06:56I mean it.
01:06:58I need that money more than I want you.
01:07:04When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:07:09If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:07:14So it was really always just about the money?
01:07:17Really?
01:07:18When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:07:21But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:07:33Come with me.
01:07:34I want to give you the money.
01:07:40I want to give you the money.
01:07:41Not as your boss.
01:07:43As your boyfriend.
01:07:44I want to give you the money.
01:07:45I want to give you everything.
01:07:47I don't know what to say.
01:07:54Just let me take care of you.
01:08:01And tell me that you love me.
01:08:03It's the least you can do.
01:08:14Fine.
01:08:15You can take care of me, okay?
01:08:16And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:08:23I know you do.
01:08:26Good morning, everyone.
01:08:32Oh, my God.
01:08:33Lisa, you're okay.
01:08:35Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:08:40I was just leaving.
01:08:41You're not leaving, Jules.
01:08:43We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:08:49After your little sex video was released,
01:08:52at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:08:56But after you saved me,
01:09:00all I can say is,
01:09:03welcome to the family.
01:09:08Wait.
01:09:09You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:09:12That was before you left me to drown.
01:09:16I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:09:19I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:09:32Good luck with that.
01:09:34I don't need luck.
01:09:36I have a really big brain.
01:09:44There must be something incriminating in here.
01:09:47What is this?
01:09:58Ew.
01:10:01What died in here?
01:10:02My manhood.
01:10:05Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:10:07Really?
01:10:11I don't like to read.
01:10:12It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:10:15They're faking their entire relationship
01:10:18so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:10:21That's cheating.
01:10:22Oh, great.
01:10:24You finally figured it out.
01:10:25Good boy.
01:10:27I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:10:29I thought this was summer vacation.
01:10:38I know.
01:10:39I know.
01:10:40But I've got to work on my presentation
01:10:42for the layman internship.
01:10:47What up, lovebirds?
01:10:50Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:10:52You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:10:54Who are you?
01:11:00I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:11:11Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:11:13What are you doing here?
01:11:15Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:11:18I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:11:20The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:11:26I'd like to be your friend.
01:11:33Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:11:36He seems a little confused.
01:11:42Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:46I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble
01:11:49and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:11:53The next intern for Lehman Corp
01:11:55will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:11:59And I get bored easy.
01:12:03Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:12:09Interview starts now.
01:12:11Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:12:15Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:12:16Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:12:20That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:12:29That's the guy you want to work for?
01:12:32He's a total clown.
01:12:35Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:12:38And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:12:42But don't you already have enough money?
01:12:44Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:12:47I was the captain of every sports team I was on,
01:12:49and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:12:51I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:12:54and have my own career.
01:12:56And then our sex tape got released.
01:12:58And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:13:03The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:13:07Jules, I need this internship.
01:13:08And so do you.
01:13:10Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:13:16You lied to me.
01:13:18No, I didn't lie to you.
01:13:19I just...
01:13:20I just didn't tell you everything.
01:13:23I'm sorry.
01:13:23Everybody!
01:13:28Let's get the party started!
01:13:31It's over!
01:13:35Yeah, I'll be right back.
01:13:38Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:13:45I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:13:47There's something special about you.
01:13:50You're so...
01:13:52beautiful.
01:13:53Thanks.
01:13:55But I'm taken.
01:13:57I'm not trying to marry you.
01:13:59Noah,
01:14:00tell me,
01:14:02who snatched this hottie up?
01:14:05That'd be me.
01:14:07You're a lucky man.
01:14:09I know.
01:14:14How long is he going to be here?
01:14:17I'll protect you.
01:14:19Look at here.
01:14:21The happy little couple.
01:14:22From whole mates to soul mates.
01:14:30Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:14:33Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:14:35Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:14:40Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet.
01:14:42What bet?
01:14:46What bet?
01:14:46I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:14:54That's not true.
01:14:55Yeah, it is.
01:14:56Yeah, it is.
01:14:57I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:15:02You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:15:03I don't want to hear it.
01:15:10Yeah.
01:15:11I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:15:15Hmm?
01:15:16I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:15:20I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:15:22I was nothing but a check to you.
01:15:24Both of you can fuck off.
01:15:32Chicks, dude.
01:15:33I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:15:35I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:15:39I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:15:43You're pathetic.
01:15:45Me.
01:15:47Whatever, dude.
01:15:47What were you thinking?
01:15:53That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:15:56I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:16:01You're a sexy girl.
01:16:04We could have a lot of fun.
01:16:05I don't have time for that shit.
01:16:07Then make time.
01:16:09There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:16:11The boys share their toys.
01:16:14And I want to play with you.
01:16:16I don't want to be played with.
01:16:18If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:22The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:16:26Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:16:30What do I have to do?
01:16:33Let me borrow you for the night.
01:16:38In your dreams, perv.
01:16:44Mia.
01:16:45You know where Jules is.
01:16:48You're still caught up on that skank?
01:16:50Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:16:53Mia.
01:16:54A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:16:57Get it through your head.
01:16:58I want to be with Jules.
01:17:00Why do you like her so much?
01:17:02I don't like her.
01:17:06I love her.
01:17:06You know, I feel sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar.
01:17:14You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:16Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:17:19Found your girlfriend.
01:17:20If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job.
01:17:35Yes.
01:17:36And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:17:39We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:17:42My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:17:46Wait.
01:17:46Now I know where I recognize you.
01:17:50Damn.
01:17:51You were great.
01:17:53Just one kiss.
01:17:54That's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job.
01:17:57Don't play hard to get!
01:18:12Get off of her.
01:18:18Get off of her.
01:18:20Let me have my fun.
01:18:22Then you can take your turn.
01:18:23If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:18:25You wouldn't dare.
01:18:27You little shit.
01:18:30You'll never work for Lehman.
01:18:32Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:18:34Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:18:36than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:18:39You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:18:42You want to mess with me?
01:18:43You want to mess with me?
01:18:44Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:18:45and we'll let all the papers know
01:18:46that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:18:48who's chasing young girls around.
01:18:50You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:18:52Please, don't tell my wife.
01:18:54Get out of my face, old man.
01:18:57How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:10How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:12It wasn't what it looked like.
01:19:14Don't lie to me.
01:19:15I saw you kiss him back.
01:19:16I didn't kiss him.
01:19:22But even if I did,
01:19:24you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:19:27You were getting money out of the deal,
01:19:29so why does it matter?
01:19:32Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:19:34and you want him right now.
01:19:36Tell him you love him.
01:19:37It matters
01:19:38because it makes it clear
01:19:40that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:19:50You're fired.
01:19:52Get out of my house.
01:19:53You're gone for good, bitch.
01:20:13You never belonged with us,
01:20:15and now it's your turn to go.
01:20:18I played you, and I won.
01:20:23This has nothing to do with you.
01:20:26Oh, honey.
01:20:27This has everything to do with me.
01:20:34I planted the camera in your room,
01:20:37and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah,
01:20:41and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:20:49You thought you were better than me,
01:20:52but I always win.
01:20:55All I fucking do is win.
01:21:01A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:21:05Mom, I saved the house.
01:21:18It's too late.
01:21:25Maybe we can call the bank
01:21:26and figure something out.
01:21:28Someone bought it out from under us
01:21:30just this morning.
01:21:32That's what happens
01:21:33when you lose sight of your goal.
01:21:35You lose everything.
01:21:38Oh, God.
01:21:50Can I help you?
01:21:52What are you doing in that uniform?
01:21:55My dad cut me off
01:21:56after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:21:59I guess he paid a lot of money
01:22:01to give me that job, so...
01:22:02I have a big tip for you.
01:22:17Seriously?
01:22:20Smile more.
01:22:20This money feels dirty.
01:22:30I never want to see this check again.
01:22:43Miss me?
01:22:44Miss me?
01:22:56Get lost.
01:22:57I deserve that.
01:23:01Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:23:04And I think you'll really like it.
01:23:05Is this the deed to my house?
01:23:12Yeah.
01:23:14This morning, I bought it.
01:23:17You bought my house from under us?
01:23:19Look at the name on the title.
01:23:23Oh, my God.
01:23:25You put it under my name.
01:23:28It's yours, Jules.
01:23:30It's all yours.
01:23:32But...
01:23:32I am only giving it to you
01:23:34under one condition.
01:23:37Another condition?
01:23:39What, do you want me to be
01:23:40your fake girlfriend again?
01:23:42Sleep with your boss?
01:23:43Drug your mom?
01:23:44No.
01:23:47But I would like you to meet me
01:23:48at the summer house
01:23:49tonight.
01:23:50Get it at 8 p.m.
01:23:58And I want you to wear this.
01:24:13What are you doing here?
01:24:15Noah told me to come.
01:24:17Really?
01:24:18Oh, how pathetic.
01:24:20Noah's throwing me
01:24:21an engagement party.
01:24:25He's proposing to you?
01:24:28When did you two
01:24:28get back together?
01:24:30Well, it's not official yet.
01:24:32But he invited me here
01:24:33to pop the big question
01:24:34in front of everyone.
01:24:35And even an idiot like you
01:24:37would know that he's proposing.
01:24:39I guess after spending
01:24:40the entire summer
01:24:41being bored to death by you,
01:24:43Noah decided it was time
01:24:44to be with the best.
01:24:48Mia!
01:24:48Jules, I am so happy
01:24:51that both of you were here.
01:24:52Why did you invite me here?
01:24:54To watch you propose to Mia?
01:24:57Propose?
01:24:58Who said anything
01:24:59about proposing to you?
01:25:00Oh, please.
01:25:01The big question.
01:25:04Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:25:07Mia, why did you plant
01:25:08that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:25:09Uh, how did you know about that?
01:25:15Well, because I made
01:25:16a huge mistake.
01:25:17And when you were leaving
01:25:18the summer house,
01:25:19I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:25:20You know, the one where you told her
01:25:22that you planted
01:25:23the sex tape in our room.
01:25:24Okay.
01:25:26Fine.
01:25:27Yeah, I planted the camera
01:25:29and I uploaded the video
01:25:30to the internet.
01:25:31But I just wanted to watch
01:25:32your relationship blow up
01:25:33in all your faces.
01:25:35What are you going to do?
01:25:36Arrest me?
01:25:37Actually, that's my job.
01:25:38Oh, hi.
01:25:39Mia Matthews,
01:25:39you're under arrest
01:25:40for revenge porn.
01:25:42What?
01:25:42You're not actually doing this,
01:25:44are you?
01:25:45These are not what they're for.
01:25:46Call my dad!
01:25:47Oh, daddy!
01:25:49Bye, Mia.
01:25:52If you invited me here
01:25:54to watch that,
01:25:55I appreciate it.
01:25:57That's not why
01:25:58I invited you here.
01:26:03Everybody!
01:26:05What is he doing?
01:26:07I have invited you all here
01:26:12so I can
01:26:13share my secrets.
01:26:17And here are my secrets.
01:26:21I scream when I see spiders.
01:26:23I do.
01:26:25And I crashed my car
01:26:26on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:26:28and I was so scared
01:26:29I just left it there.
01:26:32And I cannot tell
01:26:33my lefts from my right.
01:26:34Noah, what are you doing?
01:26:36You look like a crazy person.
01:26:37And I have one more secret.
01:26:38Jules, I am stupidly
01:26:43in love with you.
01:26:48And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:26:50Right here in front of everybody.
01:26:52I want everyone to know
01:26:53what you are to me.
01:26:55Jules, why did you reject me
01:27:03in front of everybody?
01:27:04I didn't.
01:27:05I just don't want everyone
01:27:06to know our business.
01:27:08Jules, do you want
01:27:09to be my girlfriend?
01:27:09Of course I do.
01:27:20Now, let's party.
01:27:23I don't want to know our business.
01:27:24I don't want to know our business.
01:27:24I don't want to know our business.
01:27:25I don't want to know our business.
01:27:26I don't want to know our business.
01:27:27I don't want to know our business.
01:27:28I don't want to know our business.
01:27:29I don't want to know our business.
01:27:30I don't want to know our business.
01:27:31I don't want to know our business.
01:27:32I don't want to know our business.
01:27:33I don't want to know our business.
01:27:34I don't want to know our business.
01:27:35I don't want to know our business.
01:27:36I don't want to know our business.
01:27:37I don't want to know our business.
01:27:38I don't want to know our business.
01:27:39I don't want to know our business.
01:27:40I don't want to know our business.
01:27:41I don't want to know our business.