Cotton pickers mistake Bugs' tail for a ball of cotton and toss him in with the rest of the haul. On the riverboat Bugs takes on the gambler Colonel Shuffle.
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00:00The End
00:30The End
01:00All aboard the steamer Southern Star
01:05Now sailing for Memphis, Vicksburg, Baton Rouge, New Orleans and Coocamonga
01:13Get your tickets ready
01:15Your tickets, sir
01:17What?
01:18No tickets?
01:19We'll have no stowaways on this boat, sir
01:22Get your tickets ready, gentlemen
01:27Hey, what's up, George?
01:43Your ticket, if you please, sir
01:47I've got three queens
01:56What have y'all got, sir?
01:58Four kings
01:59What?
02:00I'm Colonel Shuffle
02:05The rip-raw-nest galting-nest sharpshoot-nest poker-playing-est riverboat gambler on the Mississippi
02:13Yahoo!
02:15These are any one man enough to set the poker game with Colonel Shuffle
02:20Well?
02:21Well?
02:22These are?
02:24There be
02:30How many chips, sir?
02:34A hundred bucks worth, eh?
02:39Stranger
02:45You don't know what you're in for
02:48Ha ha ha
02:49I've got five aces
03:00What have you got, sir?
03:02I've got six aces, sir
03:12If an hour had four feet and went hee-haw, what would I be?
03:18Why, uh, you'd be a jackass
03:20Choose your weapon!
03:22Ooh! For me? You shouldn't have, sir
03:27No! This is a duel, sir
03:30Remember, take five aces, turn, and fire
03:40Ooh! And the gentleman wins a cigar
03:45The camp-town ladies sing this song
03:47Doo-dah, doo-dah
03:49The camp-town racetrack fight my long
03:51Oh, doo-dah-day
03:52I come down, da, with a hat cape and a doo-dah, doo-dah
03:56I go back home with a pocket full of ten
03:58Oh, doo-dah-day
03:59Go on a run all night
04:01Go on a run all day
04:03I'll bet my money on the bob-tail leg
04:05Somebody bet on to me
04:06Somebody bet on to me
04:15What a goon
04:16Why, foe, did you splash me in the Mississippi mud?
04:21Whoop!
04:29Henry, Henry, Henry!
04:31You're just in time for the big show
04:33Uncle Tom's cabinet
04:35Here you are, sir
04:36One ticket left
04:37Here you are
04:38Right this way, sir
04:39Right this way
04:41What a...
04:48What a...
04:49Why did you dunk my poor old hide
04:52In Old Man River
04:54When I bought a low seat?
04:57Uh-uh, doc
04:58It's full of water
05:11What's cooking, doc?
05:24Er, I seem to be in a terrible quandary, sir
05:29Could you achieve your ten spots, sir?
05:32I'd prefer a profusion of panties
05:34Er, you sure it's a good one?
05:36I'd prefer a profusion of pennies.
05:40Are you sure it's a good one?
05:42Lots of counterfeits around, you know.
05:44Ah, well, you gotta trust somebody.
05:47Let's see now.
05:48A dollar ten?
05:50A dollar twenty?
05:52A dollar twenty-one?
05:53Thank you, sir. Keep a change.
06:06Oh, you beast! You cab!
06:09It's getting so a girl can't travel alone
06:11without you riverboat mashers getting fracked.
06:14Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.
06:15Oh, again, they were all good.
06:16Ouch, powerful, sorry!
06:18Oh, mighty, sorry!
06:19Oh, ouch, mighty, powerful, sorry!
06:30Oh, kind sir, save me!
06:33Save me from that horrible beast!
06:36What's this? What's this?
06:38Hey, hey, hey, now, missy.
06:39I'll save you.
06:43Chivalry ain't dead.
06:45I can't allow you to molest that little flower of the south.
06:49Take that, son!
06:54Did he hurt you, honey child?
06:57No, I...
06:58I was just terribly, terribly frightened.
07:01And you're so big and so strong.
07:04Why, pa-helpless little me was just lost, tell you...
07:08Think nothin' of it, missy.
07:10It was a pleasure, I assure you.
07:13Ah, well, we almost had a romantic ending.
07:27A