Best of Kiku Sharda Comedy Scenes
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00:00Hi!
00:02Hi!
00:04Wow! You can see how good it is here.
00:08I'm not looking at you.
00:10What do I do?
00:12I want to take a part in the Olympics.
00:14I have decided.
00:16For me, I will make a category.
00:18Then I will take a part.
00:20Which category?
00:22Vagpattuta?
00:24Yes, say it.
00:26The right choice will be Shiddu Ji.
00:30And if you get the wrong choice,
00:34then you will.
00:36Vagpattuta is not a competition.
00:38Go to Vagpattuta.
00:40Go to Vagpattuta.
00:42Go to Vagpattuta.
00:44I don't have to say anything.
00:46I'm a champion.
00:48I don't want to say anything.
00:50As you can say,
00:52you can say it.
00:54You can say it.
00:56Call it to Coach.
00:58You can say it.
01:00Can I sit here?
01:02I can say it.
01:04I need a good figure.
01:12It means that if you have a good figure,
01:14then it will be clean.
01:16Can I say it?
01:18Just imagine.
01:20I can say it.
01:22Think about it.
01:24Think about it.
01:26I don't want to think about it.
01:28I don't want to think about it.
01:30I don't want to think about it.
01:32Try it.
01:34Tell me again.
01:36Really feeling.
01:38What do you do?
01:48Tell me,
01:50I'll tell you again...
01:52Jan is smiling and you're having an answer.
01:57I'm not judging.
02:00I'll tell you.
02:05Oont Uja, Oont Ki!
02:08Poonch, Oonti!
02:09Oont Ki!
02:10Oont Uja!
02:11Oont Uja, Oont Ki, Poonch, Oont Ki!
02:15No, no, no!
02:17Oont Uja, Oont Ki, Poonch!
02:23I don't answer this category.
02:25Oont Uja, Oont Ki!
02:26Poonch, Oont Ji!
02:27Poonch, Oonti!
02:30No, you should try it, look.
02:35Come on, try it, try it.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:38No, I'm going to...
02:39No, no, no.
02:41You don't...
02:42What's so far?
02:44What can you do?
02:46Oh, look, it's going to burn.
02:48Look, we play a game.
02:49Look, I put an eye in my eye.
02:52I put an eye in your eye.
02:54You know...
02:58You can put your finger also in my eye.
03:03Okay, this is a game.
03:04You put my eyes in my eye and see.
03:06Who do we do first?
03:07You don't have to blink.
03:08Okay?
03:09My coach.
03:12Do you know all these things?
03:14Yes.
03:15And what?
03:16Did he get up and run?
03:20Coach?
03:21Who is coach?
03:22I've heard that you are a big fan of Madhuri Dixit.
03:26What's your fan?
03:27I feel the same way, right?
03:29Oh.
03:35What's the matter?
03:36It's a great deal for Coach.
03:38Okay, thank you very much.
03:40I'm very happy to meet you guys.
03:42Thank you, Pappar.
03:45Sorry.
03:46Before...
03:47Sorry.
03:49Okay, come on.
03:50I'll be back.
03:56After you move to the move.
03:58Take me, go!
03:59Why am I going?
04:00I've closed my entry in this house.
04:02I'm talking about your big girl.
04:03You're talking about your big girl?
04:05Big girl?
04:06Yes.
04:07Big girl.
04:08My big girl is a big girl.
04:09You know, I left my girl alone and left.
04:10When I'm here, I'm going to go.
04:11When I'm here, I'm going to go.
04:12When I'm here, I'm coming back.
04:13I'm going to go to my boyfriend.
04:14I'm going to go to my boyfriend.
04:15I have a problem with you.
04:17You are a girl.
04:19Why would you marry me?
04:23No way.
04:25Tanvi ji, you know,
04:27the way she talks about her,
04:29she will feel that she is her.
04:31I have a compliment.
04:33Good.
04:35I will tell you,
04:37she is very difficult.
04:39She will leave me alone.
04:41All the patients will have to see me alone.
04:43God has given such big eyes,
04:45you can't see two men here.
04:47If God has given such bad Hindi,
04:51I could not see them.
04:57Let's take it here.
04:59I don't live here,
05:01so where are you?
05:03Dutri,
05:05you don't have to worry about it.
05:07You don't have to worry about it.
05:09You don't have to worry about it.
05:11Dutri,
05:13you...
05:15Lotri,
05:16you can leave such a big hospital
05:18and stay in Kappu's little house.
05:20I will give you these crimes,
05:22but I will stay in Kappu's house.
05:24No problem.
05:25You are a lot of crazy.
05:27You are good.
05:28But it is a matter of change.
05:30Now you are too bad.
05:32You are too bad.
05:33Kappu,
05:35why can't you keep this?
05:37You are too bad.
05:38Look,
05:39you have to keep ice cream in the fridge.
05:40The rest of the aloo is too bad.
05:43This is not aloo,
05:44this is chaloo.
05:45Chaloo is,
05:46why does no bun do that?
05:47What?
05:48Hey,
05:49shut it up,
05:50you will get out of my hand.
05:51Then you will get out of your hand.
05:52Look,
05:53you are being shut off the tongue.
05:55Hey,
05:56you are good.
05:57Go, go, go, go.
05:58Go, go, go.
05:59Go, go, go.
06:00Go, go, go.
06:01Sir,
06:02Bumper,
06:03why are you so big?
06:04Look,
06:05what are you taking for?
06:06See?
06:07Okay,
06:08you think that I will lose my anger?
06:10I will lose you,
06:11but I will lose you,
06:12but I will lose you.
06:13Tell me,
06:14I will take so much food for me.
06:15Thank you, my brother.
06:16Bumper?
06:17Wow,
06:18you are starving today.
06:20Why are you starving?
06:21Why are you starving today?
06:23I am eating today.
06:24I am eating today.
06:25I am eating today.
06:26I am eating today.
06:28I am eating today.
06:29I am eating today.
06:30I am eating today.
06:31I am eating today.
06:32I am eating today.
06:33I have heard from people.
06:34If I eat something in front of my stomach,
06:35I will see you.
06:39I am eating?
06:40Yes, I am eating.
06:42Do you get one?
06:43Yes, of course.
06:45I am.
06:46I will catch you.
06:47Okay.
06:48My name is Pranath.
06:49Hey!
06:50Pranath is not Badrinath.
06:51Yes, Badrinath is my name.
06:53He is also a Bansal.
06:54But I am not sure that
06:55I can take his name.
06:56Why?
06:57Why?
06:58I am a Bansal.
06:59I am a Bansal.
07:00I am a Bansal.
07:01I am not a Bansal.
07:02But I will tell you that
07:03I am a Bansal.
07:04I said that my message pack was done, so I didn't inform you.
07:06But today I will tell you that I am happy to all of you.
07:10I am very happy that we both have married.
07:13What?
07:14Yes, I am now her sister.
07:16She is not her sister.
07:17Yes, but I am her sister. I am Bumper Bansal.
07:21This is not my sister.
07:22Give me a girl here.
07:24Hello? She has married?
07:26Yes, please. She has married.
07:28It's simple.
07:29I am a bender. I am a girl.
07:31There is no marriage.
07:34No, no, I don't know about compound interest.
07:37But I have a lot of interest in you.
07:44When I have seen you,
07:46I have decided that he is the one.
07:51Actually, he is the one.
07:53The one, the one, the one.
07:57How did I make this word?
07:59I do not plan, but I think it comes to my mind and I play wordplay.
08:02This is also Eve teasing, isn't it?
08:05Very much.
08:06Hit the leg on the shoulder.
08:07No, I don't.
08:07Hit the leg on the shoulder.
08:09We will go to the leg.
08:15I do so much wordplay,
08:16but my weight is not too low.
08:18I do not play the leg on the shoulder.
08:19I do not play the leg on the shoulder.
08:20I do not play the leg on the shoulder.
08:22How do you lose the leg on the shoulder?
08:23Actually, this is also correct.
08:25But anyway, I have become the one.
08:26Badrinath's Dullhania.
08:28Badrinath's Dullhania is this.
08:29No, no, Badrinath's Dullhania is us.
08:31No, no, no.
08:32Yes, yes.
08:33No, no, no.
08:34Yes, yes.
08:36You are the old lady.
08:38Yes, I have seen you on TV and on the film.
08:41I have seen you on the dear life.
08:43And I have seen you on the whole film.
08:47But in the picture, there is no one in the whole picture.
08:49Where is the dear?
08:52Dear means priye.
08:55Piyara.
08:56Piyara.
08:56Dear Badri.
08:58Oh, like that.
08:59I thought that people would have written a letter
09:02for a long time.
09:03My dear friend.
09:05Sometimes I have written a letter.
09:07My elephant friend.
09:08No, I have written a letter for a long time.
09:15Okay.
09:16I don't know about them about their marriage.
09:18But what are you doing, baby?
09:19What do you want to know?
09:21Baby?
09:21I know myself.
09:23Hey, I have given you a ring on the ring.
09:26You have given me a ring on the ring?
09:27A ring?
09:28A ring on the ring?
09:29No, I gave you a ring on the phone.
09:33I gave you a ring.
09:34Ring.
09:35Yes, but you didn't have the phone.
09:37We had our conversation.
09:38You have explained it.
09:40If you didn't have the phone, then how did that happen?
09:42Yes.
09:42He was late on the phone.
09:43Okay.
09:44The phone was sent.
09:45He didn't accept the call.
09:46He said, we had our conversation.
09:48We didn't have to talk about the phone.
09:49We didn't have to take the phone.
09:54Okay, sorry.
09:54I'm not going to stop.
09:56Soni, who has given you a show?
09:58Oh, God.
09:59I'm not going to stop.
10:01I'm not going to stop.
10:01I'm not going to stop.
10:02Oh, God.
10:04Now, I'll do this a little bit later.
10:04I'm tired.
10:06Oh God.
10:07Now, a few days later, you will do this.
10:08Ah!
10:12Our situation is a proper marriage.
10:14We have to take our way together.
10:15Which house?
10:16Huh?
10:18Are we talking about some leheng?
10:20Which house?
10:21We have to take our way around,
10:22and we have to take our way around.
10:23We have to take our way around.
10:25Okay, so you've already taken so much.
10:26You don't have to take our way around.
10:28You'll fall down, you'll fall down.
10:30Or our floor will fall down.
10:31If you fall down, then I'll keep it.
10:33There's something coming, not going.
10:39One minute, my phone is vibrating.
10:41My phone is coming.
10:43Oh, God, it's Sassoon's phone. David's phone is coming.
10:45He didn't have the phone. He didn't have the phone.
10:47Hello, hello?
10:48Yes, Sassoon's name.
10:50Yes, yes, yes.
10:51Yes, tell me.
10:53Tell me what I'm going to do for you.
10:55Okay, an under number one.
10:57A little juice number one.
10:59A little poha number one.
11:01Yes, I'm ready. Oh, God, I'm talking so number one.
11:05Excuse me, where is the ladies' room here?
11:08If there is a ladies' room in this show,
11:09then we'll make it a ladies' room.
11:17Good poha.
11:18Let's ignore this.
11:19Actually, our wedding,
11:21we've all had a picture.
11:22It didn't have a wedding.
11:24Trust me.
11:25Okay, trust me.
11:27We've all had a picture,
11:28but we've all had a picture.
11:29So I got this guy called my family.
11:31So just call my family?
11:32Call your family now.
11:34Yeah.
11:35Papa, Mom.
11:36Family, come on.
11:38Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo.
11:39Yahoo, yahoo.
11:41Yahoo, yahoo.
11:42Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo yahoo.
11:45Yahoo, yahoo yahoo yahoo yahoo.
11:49Yahoo, yahoo yahoo yahoo Yahoo yahoo yahoo.
11:55Your family was from South.
11:57Last time you came to South Indian, now the Punjabi family came.
11:59God!
12:04This is South Punjab.
12:05It's Punjab's South.
12:08But you don't even feel Punjab anymore.
12:10Okay, so I work for Punjab.
12:13I don't have to keep my skin on my face.
12:14I'll take my skin on my body.
12:16Then I'll feel Punjab.
12:19Point, point.
12:21Point, point.
12:22So,
12:23we've been here, and the rest of us have been in marriage.
12:26Where did that happen?
12:28But who?
12:29You've been in the years, you've been in your brother.
12:31How much time do you have to make your daughter?
12:33He's on stage, he's on stage.
12:37No, he's ready.
12:38He's ready now, Harmindar.
12:40This?
12:41Harmindar.
12:42And I'll take it in my heart.
12:44Look, she's got a daughter.
12:45Okay, she's ready.
12:48Kapil.
12:49You're just a policeman.
12:51How are you doing this?
12:53Who do you ask me to ask me?
12:54I'll tell you.
12:55Okay.
12:56Let's take another one.
12:58You're very hungry.
12:59If you're hungry, then what do you do?
13:01We're going to work.
13:02We're going to go to the show.
13:04Don't let me ask you.
13:05Don't let me ask you.
13:10You're a dirty man.
13:12I don't know you.
13:13Okay.
13:14You've told me.
13:15How much food is going to be hungry?
13:16I'm going to go to jail.
13:17I'm going to say that.
13:21Look at you.
13:22We're going to start the show.
13:24How do you do it like you do it like you?
13:25You go to jail and you're a two ways.
13:28How do you do it?
13:28You're the girl from walking.
13:30What?
13:30This show never happened.
13:31No.
13:31I've never seen this show.
13:32No.
13:32This show has come.
13:33It's the show.
13:33So, you'll be very clear.
13:34I'll see you.
13:34You'll watch the show.
13:35Look at there.
13:37Look at there.
13:37Look at there.
13:38I'm going to tell you.
13:39No.
13:39I don't see it.
13:39I don't.
13:40But I'm doing this.
13:40What are you doing?
13:41What? You're fine.
13:45Look, there's nothing.
13:47What happened?
13:48Come here.
13:50Why are you doing this?
13:52Come here.
13:56Why are you doing this?
13:58I don't know.
14:05What's your name?
14:06Simar.
14:06You said to take a horse?
14:08Yes.
14:09And what will you give to?
14:11Give it to me.
14:12Give it to me.
14:13Do you want to take a horse?
14:15With your heart?
14:16Yes.
14:20Take it.
14:23You got it.
14:25No, no, no.
14:26No, no.
14:28No, no.
14:29Who?
14:30No, no, no.
14:31No, no, no.
14:32Chor, chor, chor.
14:34Chor, chor.
14:35Chor, chor.
14:37Chor.
14:39Oh, oh.
14:42Yeah.
14:52Excuse me.
14:54You're sent?
14:54No, you're sent.
14:55It's not.
14:56You're sent.
14:57You're sent.
14:58I'm talking to you in this mouth.
15:02Hi, I'm Bumper Lottery.
15:05Bum...
15:05No!
15:11Now the new thing has started.
15:12Our glamour is going on.
15:15Who is your famous doctor here?
15:17They're dead. They're coming in 300.
15:24Two people are going on in the motorcycle.
15:25The doctor and the chai, both died.
15:28Yes.
15:30Look, there's nothing in the world.
15:32We'll take nothing in the world.
15:34Chandu, keep your milk in your hand.
15:37I've never put 100 grams of chini in the shop.
15:40I've never put it in the shop.
15:43It's got 70 kilos in his mouth.
15:45One minute.
15:47We're always thinking about ourselves.
15:48Have you ever thought about someone else?
15:50I've never thought.
15:51Look, we've been talking about how many years...
15:55How many years have we been talking about today?
15:56Sidduji has never given anything to me.
15:57That's the truth.
15:58Sidduji, today, I'm going to talk to you for a big time.
16:03I've never put my hand in my hand.
16:05I'm going to eat my hand.
16:07In a minute, I'm going to be angry...
16:09You are going to be talking to me, huh?
16:11Wow! Look at the kid's confidence.
16:13He's saying himself.
16:18I've come here with my money.
16:20My sister told me that
16:21the people who will do me here,
16:23the people will do it with you.
16:25And if you're doing this with me, then it's okay.
16:28I'll tell you everything now.
16:29I'll tell you about your people.
16:32Tell me.
16:34Tell me, don't tell me.
16:39I'll tell you what happened to me.
16:42I'll tell you what happened to me.
16:44Hello?
16:45Where was the lottery going?
16:46You don't have any idea of my love.
16:50Oh, hello, kids.
16:52I've closed the camera
16:53and loud music.
16:55And hit 350 bands.
16:57Okay, okay, I'm going to talk to you.
17:01I've come here first.
17:04Hello?
17:05Haram, Khor, Gadhe, Ullu, and Pathe.
17:08I've called you again.
17:14What happened?
17:15I don't have anything.
17:16I don't have any relationship.
17:17Mom, daughter, old things.
17:21This is my father's phone.
17:24Just to tell me that I've reached here.
17:27Now you've understood how much I've reached?
17:29Yeah, you've got your smile on 200 square foot.
17:32You've got your smile on 200 square foot.
17:35I've reached the doctor.
17:36I've reached out to you.
17:38I've reached out to you.
17:39This is like a doctor.
17:40It's like a doctor.
17:42Now you've got to tell me what to do.
17:44You'll tell me what to do.
17:48I'll kill you in the pool.
17:49Ask me how you want it.
17:52I've also known how to become a nurse.
17:55I've known how to make a nurse.
17:57You should take your injections.
17:58You should take your nose.
17:59You should check your nose.
18:00Hello?
18:01What will you do with this dog?
18:04I'll put four injections.
18:06Your father will give four injections.
18:10But the doctor is the other one.
18:12You haven't seen my second one.
18:15My second one is to drink the same in the morning.
18:19I'll listen to this one.
18:21I'll show you the second one.
18:27Hit me!
18:31I'll show you the second one.
18:33I'll show you the second one.
18:34I'll show you the second one.