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00:00It's less of a want and more of a demand.
00:05Mr. Hartley, you can't be serious.
00:08I'm serious as a heart attack.
00:10You two need to prove to me that you can work together not only as colleagues,
00:15but as husband and wife.
00:18No, no, no, that's not fair. I'm not wife material.
00:22Yeah, she's not wife material. You know what? I'm not even husband material.
00:25I don't really like her.
00:27Well, you better become the right material real quick,
00:31or you can kiss that CEO position. Au revoir.
00:34Wait a minute. Are you blackmailing us with our careers?
00:38Victoria, I'm hurt. Blackmail is such an ugly word.
00:45Think of it more as a really big, important project that you have to do.
00:50And when it's done, the person with the biggest balls will get the CEO job.
00:56So both of you grow a pair and start strategizing real quick.
01:01I don't know.
01:10Get out.
01:12Excuse me, sir, sir, sir, sir, please put your bag away.
01:38Surprise!
01:38Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:42I am not going to be stuck on this flight with you.
01:44Hey, wifey, what's wrong?
01:46You know, couples typically fly together.
01:50Well, good thing we're not a real couple.
01:52Well, it's not what Cornelius is saying.
01:54Cornelius is off his rocker if he thinks that he can force us to stay married.
01:57Well, you know what?
01:58You should probably call him and tell him that, and then he'll be smooth sailing for me as C-E-O.
02:04You wish.
02:06Hmm.
02:08Is that really necessary?
02:10Yeah.
02:12Can I help you?
02:16Hi, um, I'd like to request to move my seat.
02:20I can't sit next to this man.
02:22She's exaggerating.
02:23I'm sorry, but this flight is completely full, and I'm unable to talk about it at your request.
02:28Okay, thanks.
02:29Well, it looks like you're going to be stuck with me for the duration of the flight.
02:33And, um, while you're at it, you should probably try to learn something from me, because then maybe you'll make it to the top.
02:39Shut up.
02:42You know, I may have to sit next to you, but I don't have to talk to you.
02:48Brat.
02:49Hey, Vic.
03:12Have you ever thought about joining the Mile High Club?
03:23Don't give in.
03:29Don't give in.
03:30Don't give in.
03:32Don't give in.
03:33Don't give in.
03:33Don't give in.
03:34Miss, miss, miss, excuse me, we're about to reach our destination, I want you to prepare
03:52a full ending. What the hell? What's happening? Are you trying to fill me up while I'm sleeping? Are you serious? I'm not an animal. Why the hell would I do that? Then why is your hand on my thigh?
04:15Oh. Now how the hell am I supposed to know that I was sleeping too? I'm warning you, Gavin. Oh yeah? Keep your hands to yourself. Oh my god. Well, you know what? I don't recall you last night laying next to me having your hands all over me. You remember that? Just admit it. You've always had the hearts for me.
04:41They took advantage of this little Vegas situation to get exactly what you want. Let me tell you something. It takes two to tango, and from where I'm sitting, it looks like you've been drooled all over my fucking clothes.
04:59Jesus.
05:02Excuse me. Bye.
05:11What do you want, Gavin?
05:31We need to talk about Cornelius' plan.
05:33It's never going to work.
05:35Why not?
05:35Well, it's no secret that we're vying for the same job, and we don't get along.
05:41We both know it.
05:43Well, you know what? We should probably figure out how to do that, because we're married now.
05:48And Cornelius is going to be watching us like a hawk.
05:52So every single moment is going to count.
06:00What are you doing?
06:01Like I said, every single moment counts, so we should probably make it worth our time.
06:12By doing what?
06:16Well, we are married, so we should probably do what married people do.
06:19We're married, so we're married now.
06:44sorry to interrupt victoria you have a client waiting um but i can tell them that you're
07:00occupied if you need more time no no that's fine i'll be with them when i'll be i'll be with them
07:05in a minute what the fuck was that it was a kiss oh come on you don't have to tell me that no it
07:14was unprofessional i can lose my job if anyone sees that you don't think that i need this job too
07:20not like i do all right you don't have to worry about money gavin some of us don't have that luxury
07:25okay well you know what i need this job just as much as you need it and besides cornelius wants
07:31us to stay together so uh public pda is probably going to score us points if you didn't know you're
07:37not gonna score any points with me okay and try that again i'm gonna see you for sexual harassment
07:43so you actually kissed me back so if you try to sue me for sexual harassment it's probably gonna
08:00be a little tricky don't you think fine whatever i'm just gonna have to suck it up and wait out for
08:09these few months until cornelius names me ceo great yeah that's a good idea well you know what
08:14stay out of my fucking way i have a client anyway good luck
08:17police
08:26police
08:26after you
08:30she is annoying
08:32hello
08:37did you get named ceo yet
08:39no
08:41you know your inheritance from your grandfather depends on it yeah i'm aware thank you i'm going
08:48to get it no matter what it's going to cost got it
08:50no
09:10Something wrong?
09:38I have been waiting for Victoria Lockhart for over 15 minutes.
09:47Perhaps I could help.
10:08Hi, Mr. Hartley.
10:11Uh, hi, Victoria.
10:12Hi.
10:14Why the shit weren't you at the meeting this morning?
10:18There was a meeting?
10:23Um, I wasn't aware that there was a meeting.
10:26Oh, yeah?
10:27Then why did you respond to the meeting request?
10:30What's the meeting request?
10:34Gazin.
10:35Yeah.
10:36Good thing that Gavin was here to save your ass.
10:40Dropping the ball like this, Victoria, is not CEO behavior.
10:44Come on!
10:51Victoria!
10:52Thanks for, uh, the new client.
10:55She was a breeze to schmooze.
11:00You asshole.
11:03This is what I meant by dirty little tricks.
11:06You know, that was a really sweet and endearing nickname, but I gotta go.
11:11We got another meeting.
11:12See you.
11:13You know what?
11:14It's my jacket.
11:19Oh!
11:21Oops!
11:21Are you fucking kidding me?
11:25That's coffee.
11:25I'm so clumsy.
11:27I'm sorry.
11:28Trevor.
11:29Hmm?
11:30Yeah, this is a real childish antic.
11:32You're really gonna get CEO of the year from doing this bullshit.
11:35You're one to talk.
11:36Hmm.
11:36Good luck with your next meeting.
11:37Hmm.
11:41Oof.
11:42It's his problem.
11:43Hmm.
11:44He'll be fine.
11:45He had a little accident.
11:47I am.
11:49Anyway, what can I do for you?
11:50Nothing.
11:51Really, just thought I'd, uh, swing by.
11:54Say hi.
11:55Oh.
11:56Oh.
11:56Hi.
11:57How are you doing?
11:58Yeah, I'm better now.
12:00Um, you always brighten up the office, so.
12:03Okay.
12:04Hey, are you going to that, uh, investor's dinner thing tomorrow night?
12:08Uh, yeah.
12:09Um, I didn't think I had a choice.
12:12Would you maybe want to go with me?
12:17Nope.
12:17Um, she can't go with you because she is going to be going with her husband.
12:24Gavin.
12:25Oh, me.
12:29Oh, uh, sorry.
12:31I, I, I didn't know.
12:33Um, this is, uh, new.
12:35I guess that makes sense.
12:36You know, why I saw you two kissing each other the other day?
12:41Mm, no, no.
12:41Um, just, yeah, forget it.
12:43Tony, we're not actually married.
12:46He just has a really big crush on me.
12:48He practically pees himself every time he sees me.
12:51Oh, that's okay.
12:52You don't have to deny it.
12:55I mean, we all know it's true, right?
12:59You know, I can't, I can't wait to, uh, to go with my, my wife.
13:11To dinner tonight.
13:12Okay, uh, well, I guess I'll, um, see you later, then.
13:21Bye, Tony.
13:23Seriously?
13:24What?
13:25Don't ever do that again.
13:27Come on.
13:29You liked it.
13:30No, no, I didn't.
13:31Because now everybody in the office thinks that I'm off limits.
13:33Good.
13:36Because you are.
13:39Wifey.
13:42Get the fuck away from me.
13:49Get the fuck away from me.
13:55Ah!
13:58Ah!