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00:00You
00:30It's closing in!
00:55Damn! So who's available?
00:56We have confirmation that Lightning Max and Smile Man are on their way!
01:00Give me that threat level assessment!
01:08As you can see, explosions are going off behind me!
01:11The wake of destruction left by this monster is at an unprecedented scale!
01:14The Hero Association is analyzing the threat level in order to...
01:22Guess I'll go.
01:26Captain!
01:40Mommy! Daddy!
01:44Daddy!
02:03You're a fast one.
02:04Who are you?
02:09Just a guy who's a hero for fun.
02:11You're kidding.
02:14What kind of half-assed backstory is that?
02:17Mine's far superior.
02:18I was formed from the pollution man wrought upon the Earth.
02:22I am Vaccine Man!
02:24The Earth is a single living organism.
02:27You filthy humans are nothing but a disease causing bacteria eating away at a precious life force.
02:33In order to wipe out humanity and the evil civilization built on her surface,
02:37the Earth and her infinite wisdom has given birth to me!
02:41You say you do this for fun?
02:43For fun?!
02:44How dare you confront Mother Earth's apostle for such a mindless reason?!
02:49Yet what could be expected from a human?!
02:51Not again!
03:04All it took was one punch!
03:06Damn it!
03:07We'reüllt mix!
03:09COOK YOU CAN DO IT
03:10And I get to go like that,
03:12just to hear the sound of being 뭐야.
03:14You know?
03:15By breaking the air up!
03:16You never feeling better!
03:18Keep interested in being
03:25out now.
03:26Plus there's rasa from me!
03:29See you next time!
03:31Yeah, you're happy!
03:32so
03:36you
03:43uh
03:47uh
03:51uh
04:01I'm not a hero.
04:31HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! I WANNA BE A SANCHO HEROOOOO!
04:47A monster! Let's go!
04:52What's this? Are you sure you don't wanna run away?
05:01Bet you're a new businessman already hating the daily grind!
05:04I ate too much crab and turned into this crablante!
05:08You should be crapping in your pants right now! Why aren't you running?
05:13Got a death wish or something? Is that it?
05:17Well, not quite.
05:20I'm no businessman. I'm unemployed. Right now I'm looking for a job.
05:26I had another interview today and got turned down big time.
05:29Crocki!
05:30I couldn't care less about anything.
05:33And I'm in no mood to turn tail and run.
05:36Just because you're here.
05:38G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g!
05:40So, what happens now, Crablante?
05:44Cablante gigi
05:46Your eyes are cold and lifeless just the same as mine since we have that in common. I think I'll let you off the hook this time
05:54besides
05:56Right now. I'm out hunting different prey
05:59Hmm a brat with a big chin, and when I find him I'm gonna rip his arms off
06:14Oh
06:19What are you looking at a big chin brat if he's caught he's dead
06:25Hey kid, were you messing with a big crab monster?
06:31While he was sleeping out in the park I drew some nipples on his chest
06:36It's definitely him
06:38He has no idea what he's done. What do I do? I could still help but
06:44This kid's kind of weird-looking. It's none of my business really. I
06:49Should just walk away
06:52Right. I mean who really cares anyway?
07:02What the hell am I doing?
07:07Listen kid he's after you now get out of here
07:10Don't worry about me. Just go
07:16I can't I gotta get my soccer ball. Are you serious?
07:23Cold eyes what's the big idea don't tell me you're gonna protect that stinking big chinned brat
07:29Oh, come on. You're really gonna kill this kid over some harmless little prank doesn't that seem kind of harsh?
07:37Whatever I've killed people for a lot less whoever makes fun of the way I look pays the price
07:42No exceptions
07:44By the way that little punk
07:47Do ridiculous nipples on my manly shell chest and impermanent marker
07:52I've got claws. I can't even use a towel to wipe it off
07:57Get in my way and I'll make sure that job interview you blew today will be your last
08:01Man it just came to me you look just like a villain from this kid's cartoon. I used to watch
08:18Stop right there if I watch you kill a kid right in front of me. I'll have nightmares
08:38You know what when I was a little boy. I wanted to be a hero
08:46Not some damn businessman, but a superhero who could send rotten villains like you flying with one punch
08:53Screw looking for a job
08:56Bring it on crab
08:58Oh a hero, huh?
09:01Ridiculous
09:03You're pathetic
09:05You don't stand a chance against me
09:09Your life ends
09:33Has it really been three years since then?
09:45After that day I trained so hard. I went bald and
09:49Became so powerful. No one can beat me
09:52I'm the hero. I'd always dreamed of becoming
09:55So what is this?
09:57What's wrong with me?
09:59Why does my heart feel so lifeless and empty?
10:03Four hundred eighty two yen, please
10:06Sure. Oh hang on a sec
10:16Here I have the 82 yen
10:33Yes, this is incredible little brother
10:46I never thought it would work so well
10:52Amazing this power is more than I could have ever imagined
10:56My goal was to become the strongest man in the world
11:02The strongest man
11:05That was my dream
11:07At last the ultimate steroid biceps king is complete
11:15Hey Marugori drink this and you will obtain the power you've been seeking
11:20What?
11:21What?
11:22You sure about this?
11:23Indeed
11:24I added strawberry flavoring to make it go down easier
11:27To make it go down easier
11:28Okay
11:29Okay
11:37Yes wonderful
11:41My brains and your brawn
11:43By combining the greatest of minds and the strongest of bodies this world has to offer
11:47The two of us will conquer the earth and rule together as kings
11:49The two of us will conquer the earth and rule together as kings
11:50We're unstoppable!
11:52in- owe-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
12:00Incredible
12:00Good
12:01Well done
12:02Thousands have perished
12:04Now then
12:05On the cleanse the next town as well
12:08This is it
12:10This is what i was looking for
12:13To be the strongest man
12:17This is an emergency evacuation warning
12:19A giant creature of unknown origin has appeared in city D. The creature is currently on a direct path towards city B.
12:27All residents, please evacuate immediately. I repeat. The giant creature has appeared in city D.
12:36Yes! Run! Scatter like rats! Destroy them all!
12:41The strongest man! The strongest man! The strongest man!
12:46So what do you think, dear brother?
12:49Yeah. How's it feel being the strongest?
12:51What? There's someone on your shoulder!
12:54Put some pants on.
12:56That guy there on your shoulder! Kill him!
13:09Brother, no!
13:13How did this happen?
13:15All I wanted was to be the strongest man in the world!
13:19And now that I finally am, I kill my own brother!
13:26I don't know who you are, but this is your fault!
13:29You're gonna pay!
13:31BANG!
13:41The strongest!
13:43The strongest!
13:44Behold our brotherly power!
13:47Ahhhhh!
13:48No!
13:50I am the strongest.
14:11But what does that matter?
14:14I feel empty.
14:17You get it, right?
14:20Having overwhelming strength is pretty boring, actually.
14:35Whoops.
14:50There's no sign that the evils of this world are disappearing.
15:00That hasn't changed since before I became a hero.
15:04So, I guess that means I haven't really made any difference.
15:08I'm not necessarily sad about that.
15:12But there has been something bothering me lately.
15:15As the days pass, my emotions grow more distant.
15:20Fear, tension, joy, anger.
15:24I feel none of them anymore.
15:26In exchange for power, maybe I've lost something that's essential for being human.
15:30No sense hiding if you saw me.
15:42I'm super custom Y0649Z Mark II.
15:45I love building custom cars.
15:47Before, I'd have all kinds of emotions whirling inside me when I fought.
15:52Dread, panic, rage.
15:54If you were thinking about getting in my way, I'll put a spin sign on that big headlight of yours!
16:05But now, all I need is one punch to end it.
16:12Eggs over rice sounds good for dinner tonight.
16:14Every day, I come home uninjured and wash my gloves.
16:24When I'm out fighting monsters, I never feel as if my heart's really in it anymore.
16:32I mean, I just do the hero thing as a hobby.
16:36But as long as I get a kick out of it,
16:38in the end, that's all I really care about.
16:40My house!
17:04My house!
17:10He's tough.
17:20Just what in the hell are you?
17:23What are we?
17:24That's rude.
17:26We are the true Earthlings.
17:28Did you say we?
17:30I believe your kind call us subterraneans.
17:34We suffer from overpopulation.
17:36Therefore, we must claim the world above ground.
17:41We've learned the surface world is overpopulated, too.
17:45This is a problem for us.
17:48Which is why we have decided to eradicate all of you.
17:53Since we began our invasion operation,
17:5670% of the surface dwellers have died.
18:00This is a battle for survival.
18:01I hope you can understand that.
18:05However, this is unexpected.
18:07We have encountered no surface dwellers that our punches could not kill.
18:11Oh yeah?
18:12Same here.
18:13It's been too long since I've come across such worthy opponents.
18:17Mole men.
18:20We are Earthlings!
18:21Earthlings!
18:22Earthlings!
18:30What?
18:31But how?
18:33Human bastard!
18:38Die!
18:45Oh!
18:46Oh!
18:46Oh!
18:47Oh!
18:47Oh!
18:47Oh!
18:47Oh!
18:48Oh!
18:48Oh!
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18:49Oh!
18:50Oh!
18:50Oh!
18:50Oh!
18:51Oh!
18:51Oh, my God.
19:21It's over.
19:34What was that surface dweller?
19:36He was so strong.
19:38Who?
19:39Me?
19:40I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun.
19:44I never lose.
19:47And the surface is guarded by me.
19:52Big talk for a race of vermin.
20:06What is this feeling coming over me?
20:13This wild throbbing in my heart.
20:18This rush.
20:19This sensation.
20:28It's been so long.
20:31I've forgotten the exhilaration of a real fight.
20:36It's all coming back to me now.
20:53This is it.
20:54Well, well.
20:57It looks like you've been taking good care of my children, surface dweller.
21:02This is it.
21:04Let's see how you fare against the subterranean team.
21:07This is the feeling I've been looking for.
21:13The surface is ours, humans.
21:32You surface dweller must die.
21:34I am the subterranean king.
21:37Now prepare yourselves for the...
21:39All right, now bring it on!
21:48You surface dweller must die.
21:50You surface dweller must die.
21:51Huh?
22:03I have become too strong.
22:05I don't know.
22:35I don't know.
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24:01I don't know.
24:03I don't know.
24:05Now it's time for me, Cravlante, to tell you about next week.
24:08Huh?
24:09No visuals?
24:10Well, next week, this guy appears in Z-City, where Saitama lives.
24:14What now?
24:15Time's up?
24:16Anyway, coming up next is episode two, The Lone Cyborg.
24:19I hope you all-