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00:00Hey!
00:07Oh, Brian Robbie!
00:09You scared me!
00:11You don't leave a note, you just leave.
00:13We're looking all over for you.
00:14Where'd you look?
00:15We thought we'd start here.
00:22Where are the kids?
00:23Oh, no, they're sleeping.
00:24They're sleeping.
00:25Hey, I just want to see them.
00:26Come on, it's early.
00:27I just want to see the kids.
00:28They can sleep when we go.
00:29No, no, no.
00:30You want to see something?
00:32Huh?
00:33A hundred and twenty dollar receipt
00:34from Victoria's Secrets.
00:38Holy crap!
00:41What the hell's a bustier?
00:49When did he get this?
00:50Oh, that's an award your brother got
00:53for his sports column.
00:55Never ends for Raymond.
00:57Oh, poor Robbie.
00:59Everybody loves Raymond.
01:03I go to work, people shoot at me.
01:06Ray goes to work, people do the wave.
01:09When he sits down, has a hot dog,
01:11doodles on a piece of paper,
01:13he gives him a trophy.
01:14I go to work.
01:17To tell you the truth,
01:18I think that Raymond is wasting
01:19his life writing sports.
01:21I mean, a writer should be writing
01:23short stories and poetry.
01:26You think I'm wasting my life?
01:33Well, it's different with you, dear.
01:35Look who's up!
01:36Oh, no!
01:37No!
01:38No!
01:39No!
01:40No!
01:41No!
01:42No!
01:43No!
01:44No!
01:45No!
01:46No!
01:47No!
01:48What are you doing, everybody?
01:49Deborah's gonna be...
01:50Okay.
01:51All right, I'm gonna ask you quickly
01:52and quietly move to your nearest exit.
01:53It's the fourth quarter.
01:54Dad, please, buckle up and go.
01:57You know, when somebody does you a favor,
01:59you're supposed to say thank you.
02:01Thank you, thank you, Marvin.
02:02Dad, you wonderful grandparents.
02:03You're not evil at all.
02:04Let me just smell their heads once more.
02:05Dad, please, please, please, dad.
02:06It's the fountain of youth.
02:07I'm sucking in that youth.
02:08Fountain of youth?
02:09What?
02:10What?
02:11What?
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02:27What?
02:28What?
02:29What?
02:30What?
02:31What?
02:32I'm begging you.
02:33I'm begging you, lick all their heads.
02:34Lick all their heads.
02:35I'll give you money.
02:36Do you want the money?
02:37Hey, save your money.
02:38You're gonna need it.
02:39Victoria's not a secret anymore.
02:41No.
02:42I'll see you Sunday at Deborah's party.
02:44Okay.
02:45Thanks again.
02:46Thanks again, Ma.
02:48Nice trophy.
02:55Hey.
02:56Hey.
02:57Hey, I was just checking the kids.
02:58Oh, Greg.
03:00Still sleeping like logs.
03:01Oh, my gosh.
03:02Look at this place.
03:03What?
03:04It's spotless.
03:05You cleaned up for me.
03:06Well, you're not the maid.
03:07Oh, Ray.
03:08Oh, you're so wonderful.
03:09Hey, listen.
03:10I'm just gonna look at the kids real quick, okay?
03:11Okay.
03:12Okay.
03:13I think I'm having sex.
03:14Oh, good old sex.
03:15Oh.
03:16Oh, I'm gonna do new stuff.
03:17Oh, I'm gonna do new stuff.
03:18Oh, I am.
03:19Hey, listen, I'm just going to look at the kids real quick, okay?
03:21Okay.
03:28I think I'm having sex.
03:35Oh, good old sex.
03:39Oh.
03:41Oh, I'm going to do new stuff.
03:47Hi, honey.
03:49Uh, Ray.
03:52What?
03:53Why do the boys' heads smell like Old Spice?
03:58What?
04:00Your father was here.
04:02Sucking the youth out of their heads again, huh?
04:06And your brother was here, too.
04:09Just found this fruit loop on Matthew's chin.
04:13Are you going to tell me what happened here tonight, Ray, or do I have to call your parents?
04:17No, no, no, no, no!
04:19No, no, no, no.