Kapil Sharma is back with a new 'Salah Center' (Consultancy Business) in a Mohollah with absurd characters. The wealthy milkman Bachcha Yadav (Kiku Sharda) with his wife Titli Yadav (Bharti Singh) and sister-in-law Bhoori (Sumona Singh) is the one who has rented out houses within the Mohollah and is Kapil Sharma's business partner. The neighbors in the Mohollah are also full of quirks and don't shy away from the antics. With celebrities gracing every episode, The Kapil Sharma Show promises fun-filled entertaining weekends.
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00:06:35...kisi ka kuch ho gaya.
00:06:41Mere character ka naam is Puchki hai.
00:06:43Puchki ko...
00:06:49Puchki.
00:06:51Puchki.
00:06:52Achcha naam hai, piyara naam hai.
00:06:53Puchki cute naam hai.
00:06:54Puchki cute naam hai.
00:06:55So, Puchki ko eek problem hai.
00:06:56Matlab, uski zuban mein zara problem hai.
00:06:58Woh her cheez mein cha ndal deeta hai.
00:06:59Baat chate kate.
00:07:00Matlab, kata cha ra hai.
00:07:01Toh cha cha ra hai.
00:07:03Baat aadhevakt samaj me nhihi ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti
00:07:33No, you are not...
00:07:39Do you get money here?
00:07:47I am not asking. Come and sit and talk.
00:07:50Do you know people?
00:07:52You can also keep them.
00:07:53No, keep them.
00:07:54Why?
00:07:55I will tell you the truth.
00:07:56Tell you.
00:07:57When you started working with your first time,
00:07:59then you bought a property and a property.
00:08:01It was fun.
00:08:03When you stayed,
00:08:04then you had to stay in the same property for a little while.
00:08:12So, when you started working with your first time,
00:08:14you are not taking a little risk.
00:08:17You don't want to put all of your money in the store?
00:08:19Yes.
00:08:20That's all.
00:08:21Let's talk about Kiku's experience.
00:08:22Why did you do that?
00:08:23I learned from this experience that I would not stay in the rent.
00:08:26I was not taking a lot of money.
00:08:30Hey, Tushar, you have done so many movies for such years.
00:08:33You have worked with Bollywood all the stars.
00:08:36You are the star.
00:08:37You have earned it.
00:08:38I have done it.
00:08:39You have to do it.
00:08:40You will definitely do it.
00:08:41We have to do it.
00:08:42Done.
00:08:43That is really fun.
00:08:45Now you have worked with Kiku and Krishna.
00:08:48Look at their cars, it's not less than a film star, right?
00:08:51So why did he do it outside?
00:08:53Me, right?
00:08:56Why did he do it?
00:09:00It's okay?
00:09:01Okay, good, bro, good.
00:09:04Soni, I'm going to do it somewhere too.
00:09:08I'm going to do it together.
00:09:09Come on, come on.
00:09:10This is a funny joke,
00:09:11but we're very talented artists, Krishna and Kiku.
00:09:14And we're very happy that you all have one.
00:09:17You really said that the biggest star in our set was this.
00:09:21Not because of the cars,
00:09:22but the shooting, the film,
00:09:25they eat all of them.
00:09:26They eat all of them.
00:09:27They eat all of them.
00:09:29We enjoy one thing in our life.
00:09:33Kiku doesn't say that there are two options.
00:09:35You will give me money or food.
00:09:37Some people say that they believe in food.
00:09:42Then they make the bill.
00:09:47So now I want to invite this horror comedy series producer and creator.
00:09:52Please welcome very beautiful, very talented and biggest producer of television,
00:09:56Ekta Kapoor.
00:10:01Hello, how are we ma'am?
00:10:02Good, how are you?
00:10:03Good, how are you?
00:10:04Good, ma'am.
00:10:05Ekta, you are very happy.
00:10:06You are very loving.
00:10:07Thank you, sir.
00:10:08Thank you, sir.
00:10:09Actually, this is a problem.
00:10:10Because not only Krishna and Kiku,
00:10:12the first host and guest are both in this show.
00:10:14But Ekta, I've also come to the first time with your show.
00:10:17Because I've come with Dad.
00:10:19Yes, Ekta has come first.
00:10:20And Ekta has come with Sunny Leone.
00:10:22Yes.
00:10:23And the other thing,
00:10:24I've come with Prakash, sir.
00:10:26Yes.
00:10:27You know, people meet me like this.
00:10:29They look at me like this.
00:10:30I've seen you somewhere.
00:10:31Oh, gosh.
00:10:32The second line is,
00:10:33on the TV show,
00:10:34on the couple of Sharma's show.
00:10:36I've never been in my show.
00:10:38I've come to your show three times.
00:10:44You are young, beautiful.
00:10:45You are a producer,
00:10:46although you have different ideas in your mind.
00:10:48But how do you think this book idea?
00:10:50Horror comedy is a very-very interesting genre.
00:10:52There is a little bit of a fear.
00:10:53Yeah.
00:10:54There is also the concept of their goal and the third of them.
00:10:57And...
00:10:58Our, though, is a little laugh and a little...
00:11:00I will tell you!
00:11:06So...
00:11:08It worked very well.
00:11:10And in web shows,
00:11:11usually people...
00:11:12classy...
00:11:13very, very high-brow web shows.
00:11:15We have a web show for masses.
00:11:17Because it's mobile.
00:11:18We have all of them.
00:11:19Actually.
00:11:22Where the rest of the world goes,
00:11:24Ekta's mind goes a little before three months.
00:11:26So then, today is a very successful MBA.
00:11:28So proud of you, Ekta.
00:11:29Thank you. Thank you so much, Papir.
00:11:32Ekta gave us a facility for this time.
00:11:35We were watching Ekta from a long time ago.
00:11:38And that was the same.
00:11:40They have reached a great resort.
00:11:43And what will we get to see in this series?
00:11:45So, actually, Director Ji has taken so many good actors.
00:11:49In fact, I actually realized how good Kiku was
00:11:52when I had seen him on the show.
00:11:54And when I came last time,
00:11:56you were making a shanty.
00:11:58Correct.
00:11:59So, you will laugh a lot.
00:12:01It's a very beautiful series.
00:12:07Okay, now we are here.
00:12:08So, let's talk about the topic of the bhoots.
00:12:09We are going to talk about the bhoots.
00:12:11I have seen some of the bhoots.
00:12:12Arshana Ji, bhoots.
00:12:14Why do you come here?
00:12:19Why are you asking me for this question?
00:12:22What is it?
00:12:24Why do the bhoots always come here at the 12th?
00:12:27Why do they get free?
00:12:28What is it?
00:12:29What is it?
00:12:31You have seen the previous films
00:12:33that have been a bhoots.
00:12:34The bhoots live in which I have said before.
00:12:36I have said before,
00:12:37Sir, there is no one here for 20 years.
00:12:39So, if someone has been here for 20 years,
00:12:41you are going to be there for 20 years.
00:12:42You are going to be there for 20 years.
00:12:43It's not that who gives you a fear?
00:12:45Who gives you a fear?
00:12:46That's a good question.
00:12:47I love you.
00:12:50Why does this bhoots too?
00:12:51Open the door,
00:12:52they are coming.
00:12:53It's not the door.
00:12:54It's really trying to talk.
00:12:55The bhoots are coming at the 12th of the day.
00:12:57Who is halting a door for 22?
00:12:59Why are you doing this at 12 o'clock at night?
00:13:03Okay, the bhoot is coming, but it's not coming.
00:13:05First, you can see the whole bhoot.
00:13:17Have you seen the previous films when the bhooters came out of the bhooters?
00:13:20We've watched it for our lives.
00:13:21We are Ramse fans.
00:13:23We used to do this in childhood.
00:13:24I was myself. I was watching a big film.
00:13:25Friday night, school was off.
00:13:27We were watching Ramse's pictures.
00:13:30It was our happy time.
00:13:31It was great when I watched it in childhood.
00:13:33Krishna and Kiku, I don't want to ask you a question.
00:13:35Have you ever thought that one day, we will give you an interview?
00:13:48No, but I want to say that it's a wonderful moment for both of us.
00:13:54Both of us.
00:13:57So, I asked that if you didn't think about it, don't even think about it.
00:14:00Let's go, take care of it.
00:14:03Okay, Kiku, let's go with Krishna.
00:14:04We know that the film is a background.
00:14:06There is an acting in blood.
00:14:07There are parents in the field.
00:14:09How did you start it?
00:14:10Actually, at school and college level, I was very shocked.
00:14:14I came from a business family of Marwadi.
00:14:16So, there is no one to take care of it.
00:14:19My father didn't even understand it.
00:14:22I mean, how do I do it?
00:14:23Where do I go?
00:14:24How do I start?
00:14:25I was angry at that.
00:14:26Why are you acting like this?
00:14:27I mean, they thought that it's a good pastime.
00:14:30It's a good hobby.
00:14:31I mean, do it.
00:14:32Play it, play it, do it in your college.
00:14:34But it doesn't mean that it will become more professional.
00:14:37But somehow, in school, in college, we were in the same college.
00:14:41We were in the same group in the same group in the same group.
00:14:43Kiku's Jeep was in which we went to college.
00:14:45We all picked up in that Jeep.
00:14:47It was in my group.
00:14:48Yeah, yeah.
00:14:49But in college level, inter-college plays are at a very good level.
00:14:52There are producers and directors who are probably casting for films or television.
00:14:57So, I got picked up on the first show and on the second show.
00:15:00But in Mumbai, people who do theatre, there are directors and producers.
00:15:03We were in the same group in the same group.
00:15:05And the ones who come to see, they call us and say,
00:15:07take us as well.
00:15:12It's not that we are going to do a job.
00:15:15Okay, look good.
00:15:16Wow, wow, wow.
00:15:18Kapoor, sir, what's the matter?
00:15:20Hello, Iktah, ma'am.
00:15:21Hello, Tushar, sir.
00:15:22What? What? A dream?
00:15:24A dream? It's not a dream, Kapoor, brother.
00:15:26People are so big.
00:15:28This is a dream.
00:15:31One minute, one minute.
00:15:33Hello, hello, Iktah, ma'am.
00:15:35Hello, hello.
00:15:36Let me show you my role in any show.
00:15:39I'm a very good child artist.
00:15:41No child artist, but I'm a child artist.
00:15:43Oh, my God, everyone are so big.
00:15:48Hello, Tushar, sir.
00:15:50Hello.
00:15:51Sir, that film came, right?
00:15:52Just for me.
00:15:54Same to Sam, I also say this to myself.
00:15:57Just for me.
00:15:59Oh, my God, Krishna, what are you doing now?
00:16:08What are you doing now?
00:16:10Oh, I've seen them in every song.
00:16:15One more, one more.
00:16:16This one.
00:16:17Oh, my God.
00:16:18But it's time to do it.
00:16:20Oh, my God.
00:16:21Krishna, I'll tell you something.
00:16:22Oh, my God.
00:16:23Oh, my God.
00:16:24You'll find me with my friend Mukesh.
00:16:26Oh, my God.
00:16:27Happy birthday.
00:16:28Mukesh.
00:16:29I'm a boyfriend.
00:16:30Mukesh is my boyfriend.
00:16:31He's in Nala Supara.
00:16:32He's in his washing center.
00:16:34Oh, wow.
00:16:35He's giving piggy banks a little child.
00:16:38Oh, lovely.
00:16:38Krishna, you're alone.
00:16:40I won't bring him with him.
00:16:42What are you doing now?
00:16:43Oh, what are you doing now?
00:16:45Oh, my God.
00:16:46Mama Kamiya Boto Bhanji.
00:16:48He's keeping two names.
00:16:49Oh, my God.
00:16:51Oh, my God.
00:16:53Hello, Kikushen.
00:16:54Hello.
00:16:54Sir, you'll be in Nala Supara for two days.
00:16:57Who's for me?
00:16:59Who's for me?
00:17:00Oh, that's what?
00:17:01We play in the pool.
00:17:03So, if they're standing there,
00:17:04they'll go to the ground.
00:17:08One minute.
00:17:09I've called my Jadia friend.
00:17:12Hey, Jadia.
00:17:13Come, come.
00:17:15Come.
00:17:30Oh, my God.
00:17:31So many, many people are here.
00:17:33Oh, you're Sharkabur.
00:17:35Welcome, welcome.
00:17:38Hey, Sharma.
00:17:39Don't interview me.
00:17:41Why?
00:17:41Don't interview me.
00:17:43Why?
00:17:43Oh, my God.
00:17:44Don't interview me.
00:17:53Oh, my God.
00:17:54Kikushar, Krishna, sir.
00:17:56One minute.
00:17:59One second, one second.
00:18:05Of course, of course.
00:18:05What are you doing now, son?
00:18:06What are you doing now?
00:18:07Oh, Krishna is doing this.
00:18:09You're doing this.
00:18:09Is it right now?
00:18:10Oh, my God.
00:18:14Oh, Jadia.
00:18:15What are you talking about?
00:18:17Oh, my God.
00:18:18This is Nala Supara.
00:18:19What are you doing here?
00:18:20What are you doing now?
00:18:21Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:23Hey, you won't tell the potas,
00:18:27not so much you will get a fire on your butt.
00:18:29He'll go and run and play in Managal Graphe.
00:18:33Hey, I've lost the wild birds.
00:18:36I've lost my own people!
00:18:38Hey, you're being a boy. What do you think of people?
00:18:40People think of them.
00:18:42People think of this.
00:18:43People think of it.
00:18:43Kappu Sharma, you're focused on the fob, bro.
00:18:47You're focused on the show, son.
00:18:49So, do it, don't do it!
00:18:55Hey, listen to the joke and listen to the joke.
00:18:58Don't you go and take a break.
00:19:00One minute, Krishna, you've done entertainment,
00:19:04Bolvachchan, Sony's show,
00:19:07also done web series.
00:19:09Do it, don't do it.
00:19:17Give it, give it.
00:19:18Don't ask guests.
00:19:20So, what do I ask guests?
00:19:24Kappu, you know that guests don't come from this show.
00:19:28Let's go.
00:19:29Krishna, don't you just go to Nala Saffara for two days?
00:19:32Why?
00:19:33Oh, there are people who want to see Govinda.
00:19:36So, they said that Krishna take it.
00:19:38He does it.
00:19:40Govinda.
00:19:41Govinda.
00:19:42Govinda.
00:19:43Govinda.
00:19:44Govinda.
00:19:45Govinda.
00:19:46Govinda.
00:19:47Govinda.
00:19:48Hold on.
00:19:49One time, we have Krishna here.
00:19:50There is my parlour.
00:19:51There is no different kinds of massage.
00:19:53Okay.
00:19:54Like Krishna also, we have entertainment massage.
00:19:57What happens in that?
00:19:58In that, we put oil on the bed.
00:20:00Then, when the customer enters,
00:20:02we massage it for 10 minutes.
00:20:05They call it entertainment massage.
00:20:07Oh!
00:20:08Entertainment!
00:20:09Oh!
00:20:10Oh!
00:20:11One more, one more.
00:20:12Bhanja massage.
00:20:13What happens in that?
00:20:14In that, we put oil on the customer's body.
00:20:17Then, his mom comes.
00:20:18And he will massage it until the bhanja will settle.
00:20:22Hey!
00:20:31What a joke.
00:20:32Good.
00:20:33Good.
00:20:36One more.
00:20:37This is special.
00:20:38Meera massage.
00:20:39Oh!
00:20:40What happens in that?
00:20:41In that, it comes first to me.
00:20:42And the customer thinks,
00:20:44I wish this will be meera.
00:20:46I wish meera massage.
00:20:48This is our white place.
00:20:51Amazing!
00:20:52Amazing!
00:20:53Hey, guys.
00:20:54Let's leave this massage.
00:20:55Listen to our jokes.
00:20:57Jokes.
00:20:58Listen.
00:20:59Listen.
00:21:00For yourself, sir.
00:21:01If you have a child,
00:21:02if you have a heart,
00:21:03then what will you say?
00:21:06What will you say?
00:21:07Oh, you will say manchurian!
00:21:12Manchurian?
00:21:13Manchurata.
00:21:14Yes.
00:21:15Sir, for you.
00:21:16Don't be afraid.
00:21:17What is this coat?
00:21:19Which we can't help?
00:21:21Tell me.
00:21:22Which coat?
00:21:23Yes.
00:21:24A coat.
00:21:25A coat.
00:21:26A coat.
00:21:27A coat.
00:21:28A coat.
00:21:29A coat.
00:21:30And who's a male person
00:21:32who speaks a sign of the falthubad
00:21:33and thinks herself?
00:21:34Hey, hey!
00:21:35Hey, hey!
00:21:36Hey, hey!
00:21:37Oh, my God.
00:21:39Hey, come on, tell us about jokes about our jokes.
00:21:42Oh, my God.
00:21:48My God.
00:21:50Very good.
00:21:51Thank you, thank you.
00:21:53Thank you, thank you.
00:21:57What a problem.
00:21:58Okay, okay.
00:21:59Let's go.
00:22:00Put a stamp on the customer's face.
00:22:03We have to put it on this.
00:22:05Let's go.
00:22:06Let's go.
00:22:07Let's go.
00:22:08Let's go.
00:22:09Let's go.
00:22:10Let's go.
00:22:11Let's go.
00:22:12Let's go.
00:22:13Let's go.
00:22:14Let's go.
00:22:15Let's go.
00:22:16Let's go.
00:22:23Now it's time to call the lead actor.
00:22:26I'm going to call everyone.
00:22:28The very bold and beautiful, very talented actor.
00:22:31Please welcome Malika Shiravar.
00:22:33Malika, today, Sidhu Ji, why did he go to politics?
00:22:37Hello.
00:22:38Hi, hi, hi Malika.
00:22:41I'm also going to miss him a lot.
00:22:43I'll remember him too, Arshna Ji.
00:22:45Bad luck.
00:22:46But Arshna Ji, we'll flirt with someone.
00:22:50I'll be a little bit more than me.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Wow, what?
00:22:56Now, let's take a big deal for Malika.
00:22:58Come here, Malika.
00:22:59Happy New Year.
00:23:07Boo, the series is a comedy horror series.
00:23:09Look at the producer of Young's role.
00:23:10The role of Young's young is so beautiful.
00:23:12And the role of the greed of the greed of the greed,
00:23:13is so beautiful.
00:23:14It will have fun, actually.
00:23:16Seriously, I'm not a greed,
00:23:18but a man is thinking about sitting behind me.
00:23:20What is it?
00:23:21It was a kind of fun.
00:23:22I also enjoyed it with Bhutani.
00:23:25You enjoyed it?
00:23:26I saw your legs in the trailer.
00:23:29Who is Malika standing in front, who will see the legs?
00:23:33Okay, you've made a series, but the idea of Malika to cast Bhutani is a unique idea.
00:23:41If you ask anyone if it's going to a horror show, it's okay.
00:23:45I'm scared of it, but if you ask Malika to cast Bhutani,
00:23:49when are you coming?
00:23:52I was like, I don't want to ask you one thing.
00:23:54Although we've heard about this,
00:23:55we've said that if Bhutani doesn't drink blood,
00:23:57then it matches blood group of blood, or you'll drink it like that?
00:24:03Hasina has a lot of blood.
00:24:10My boss is in Bhutani.
00:24:12I'll explain it to you.
00:24:14But if you don't know Hasina,
00:24:18then you'll know it.
00:24:22I'll explain it to you.
00:24:24Oh, we want to know it.
00:24:29But as Malika, do you feel afraid of Bhutani?
00:24:31A little bit.
00:24:32In childhood, you're scared of children.
00:24:34Yes, in childhood, all are scared of Vikram Betal.
00:24:38Now it doesn't feel so afraid.
00:24:39I'm scared of Bhutani.
00:24:41They're scared of a human being.
00:24:43Don't come anywhere.
00:24:49As many people come, there are people who are scared of Bhutani,
00:24:52or you want to share your experience?
00:24:53Yes, ma'am.
00:24:54Hello, Kapu, sir.
00:24:56Hello.
00:24:57Hello, Achu, ma'am.
00:24:57Hi.
00:24:58Hello, Tushar ji.
00:24:59Ekta ji.
00:25:00Malu, ma'am.
00:25:01Our mother also came here today.
00:25:03Everyone has a small name.
00:25:05What's your name?
00:25:06My name is Ila.
00:25:08But most people call me Ilu.
00:25:09Oh, wow.
00:25:11Ilu, you're married?
00:25:12Yeah.
00:25:13Okay, Ilu, Ilu.
00:25:14What's your name?
00:25:17Where are you from?
00:25:18I've come from Baroda.
00:25:19Okay.
00:25:19There was also a incident, sir.
00:25:21As you first told me, why are we always on the highway?
00:25:24So, there was also a incident on the highway.
00:25:27When I was young, I was young.
00:25:29When I was young, I was young.
00:25:32Wow, you were young.
00:25:33You were young, I was young.
00:25:36I was reading my tuition at night.
00:25:39So, I finished the tuition and I was going home at night.
00:25:429.30, 9.30.
00:25:44My house was on the highway.
00:25:46So, I was driving the highway.
00:25:47So, I was driving alone.
00:25:49A young woman on the road,
00:25:51who had her hair like this,
00:25:53sat on the highway.
00:25:55So, when I was driving the highway,
00:25:57I saw that.
00:25:58So, I was so upset that I was going home
00:26:01to my home.
00:26:01I was going on the highway and I drove the highway.
00:26:04As I was standing, I drove the highway to the highway.
00:26:08And I was also coming home.
00:26:10I told my mom to my story.
00:26:11And then, I told my mom to my house.
00:26:14And then, I realized that
00:26:16that a woman was always on the highway.
00:26:18That's the first time.
00:26:20Some of them have made a mess.
00:26:22You go to the National Life.
00:26:23There are many girls who are looking for such girls.
00:26:29So, this is your husband.
00:26:30Hello, sir.
00:26:31My husband is a doctor.
00:26:32Okay, you are a doctor.
00:26:33Are you scared, sir?
00:26:35I am scared, sir.
00:26:38Who is scared, he is married.
00:26:41Who is a doctor?
00:26:42I am a family physician.
00:26:43Okay, let's go.
00:26:45So, it's very good to meet you.
00:26:47Thank you for coming.
00:26:48Thank you for coming.
00:26:48And I remember that
00:26:49when I put my makeup in the night
00:26:51and then I put my...
00:26:52in the mirror.
00:26:58Very honest, sir.
00:26:59I would like to hug you.
00:27:00Please, sir.
00:27:01So, what will the doctor have done?
00:27:03They will go, sir.
00:27:04They will go.
00:27:06I forgot your name, sir.
00:27:07Elu.
00:27:07Elu, yes, Elu.
00:27:09Please, sir.
00:27:10Elu, yes, Elu.
00:27:10Thank you, Elu.
00:27:11Thank you, Elu.
00:27:12Thank you, sir.
00:27:14Thank you, thank you.
00:27:17Thank you, sir.
00:27:23And another friend of mine?
00:27:24Yes, sir.
00:27:26Sir, my name is Ayusha
00:27:27and we are tripping the road
00:27:29as my friends are sitting with me.
00:27:31So, we are going to Mumbai from Ludhiana.
00:27:33We are going to Dubai Road.
00:27:34So, we are going to Casual.
00:27:36We are going to put pressure on the side of the car.
00:27:38We are going to put a little bit of pressure on the side.
00:27:40So, there are 2,000 notes.
00:27:41These are people who are not working in New South Wales.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:47So, then...
00:27:48Sir, there are 2,000 notes.
00:27:50So, I came to the house.
00:27:51Oh, no, no, don't pick up.
00:27:52It's a Shredda.
00:27:53It's a Shredda that changes the shape.
00:27:55Okay.
00:27:56I will take Himachali.
00:27:57It's a Himachal.
00:27:57So, this was the knowledge.
00:28:00So, he said, don't pick up.
00:28:01It's a Shredda.
00:28:02So, I said,
00:28:03what's the 2,000 notes?
00:28:05He said, I'm sitting in a car.
00:28:06We have explained that it changed the shape.
00:28:08It had to go to your house and go to your house.
00:28:10And you had to get sick for your entire life.
00:28:12So, the shape that you change,
00:28:14you don't have to lift the lift.
00:28:15You can also come back.
00:28:16Yeah.
00:28:172,000 dollars.
00:28:19I said,
00:28:20I have to...
00:28:21You got to get money.
00:28:22Good job.
00:28:23And you got to get money for such a job,
00:28:24which you have never met.
00:28:26You will be leaving.
00:28:30Thank you, sir.
00:28:34Yes, ma'am.
00:28:36Hello, Captain, sir.
00:28:37Hello.
00:28:38Hello, everyone.
00:28:39Sir, how are you today talking about fear?
00:28:41Yes.
00:28:42I'm not afraid of anything.
00:28:44Yes.
00:28:45But today I'm very afraid.
00:28:46Who?
00:28:48Actually, I'm going to make a lot of things with your heart.
00:28:52For you and Ginny Bhabi.
00:28:54Yes, Ginny Bhabi.
00:28:56Yes.
00:28:58What are you doing?
00:28:59Can I come to the stage?
00:29:00Yes, please.
00:29:06Well, how sweet. Thank you so much.
00:29:09Very beautiful. Thank you. Thank you. God bless you.
00:29:13I'm your big fan.
00:29:15And especially for your show, we have come from Amir Sir.
00:29:18Thank you so much. You have come from my city.
00:29:20Yes, sir.
00:29:21Thank you, sir. I love you so much.
00:29:24God bless you. God bless you. Thank you.
00:29:29I'll take a photo of your sister.
00:29:30That's so sweet.
00:29:31How sweet.
00:29:34Oh, you're coming back to Harakurti.
00:29:35I'm very attracted to you, sir.
00:29:37What's your name, sir?
00:29:39Mr. Nagi Badshah.
00:29:41What about you?
00:29:45Yes, sir.
00:29:46Nagi Badshah?
00:29:48Yes, sir.
00:29:50Twelve years ago, one had released reference, sir.
00:29:54But when we were giving tobacco depois of God.
00:29:56The tobacco had no idea, sir.
00:29:59So, what we mean by this?
00:30:00Is her vård not hits Done or what?
00:30:02No. no. no.
00:30:04Yes, sir.
00:30:05That's why we are a snake.
00:30:12We are a snake.
00:30:13A snake?
00:30:14A snake.
00:30:15A snake.
00:30:16A snake is sitting here.
00:30:21I'm going to talk to them for a second.
00:30:22This is my wife. This is your life.
00:30:24Wow.
00:30:25You told them a snake.
00:30:26Oh, a snake is a snake, sir.
00:30:28Okay, a snake is a snake.
00:30:30Hello, ma'am. How are you?
00:30:31Hello, sir.
00:30:32Where are you from?
00:30:35We are from Haryana.
00:30:45Yes, thank you.
00:30:47Like you have invited Igta and Siir.
00:30:49They have also researched them.
00:30:51They have said that the snake is not drinking blood.
00:30:53We have given the milk.
00:30:55We have given the milk.
00:30:57The snake is drinking.
00:30:59It is going to be back for the milk.
00:31:01Do you believe that the snake is drinking?
00:31:02Yes.
00:31:03Okay.
00:31:04He says, don't put it in the mouth, but it's necessary to drink.
00:31:07Where do you know from the mouth?
00:31:08Look at this one.
00:31:09What is he saying?
00:31:11Don't put it in the mouth, don't put it in the mouth.
00:31:16We dance our naagin.
00:31:18We kill them.
00:31:19We kill them.
00:31:23Go out.
00:31:25Naagin, it's great to talk to you.
00:31:34Hey, hey.
00:31:36Hey.
00:31:39Hey, come on, man.
00:31:43What a joke.
00:31:47What a joke, man.
00:31:48Today's fun.
00:31:49I'm happy today.
00:31:51Because TV shows are the same.
00:31:53They're the same.
00:31:56They're the same.
00:31:58They're the same.
00:32:00Who is the one who is successful in K-Karodans?
00:32:03In this case, Kapoor Diyad will come here...
00:32:08...it will bevenir!
00:32:13What is your passion?
00:32:14Kids, today Kapoor Surma has been growing a lot of competition.
00:32:18They are having a little boy in the middle of small kids.
00:32:22You have to do a game in this competition.
00:32:26It is a lot of effort.
00:32:28And of course, Malika...
00:32:30What's he doing?
00:32:31Murder.
00:32:34It'll be your case if you're in the beach.
00:32:39Malika Sherawat ji, how are you?
00:32:42I'm fine.
00:32:44And you?
00:32:45We'll just get fine.
00:32:49See, the game's on top.
00:32:51One side Malika Sherawat, one side Mahawat.
00:32:56If you don't have a animal, this is Kahawat.
00:33:00Malika, you know that when you're coming,
00:33:04we had a phone with Siddhu.
00:33:06What did you say?
00:33:07They said that Malika is coming,
00:33:08one time to ask her,
00:33:09is her Sherawat or Jawad?
00:33:15As Siddhuji was saying.
00:33:17Tell me about your brother.
00:33:19Which brother?
00:33:20Jalabi, brother.
00:33:24Jalabi, brother.
00:33:26Jalabi.
00:33:28Malika, you don't want to give another message.
00:33:30It's going to be the beach.
00:33:31When you get out of the house,
00:33:32you'll get out of the house.
00:33:33Because if you get out of the house,
00:33:35you'll get out of the house.
00:33:38Just like that.
00:33:40Tussar Ji.
00:33:41It's very good to see you.
00:33:42I'll tell you.
00:33:43I'll tell you.
00:33:45Yesterday, we've seen your bad movie.
00:33:47Which bad movie?
00:33:48It's a dirty picture, man.
00:33:50What's going on?
00:33:51Our Englishman,
00:33:52it's a little bit,
00:33:53what's going on?
00:33:54Tussar Ji,
00:33:55if you've seen the first film,
00:33:56I want to tell you something.
00:33:58It should be released now.
00:33:59Why?
00:34:00They didn't say it in Golmaal.
00:34:05There's a character in Golmaal, right?
00:34:07I'll tell you,
00:34:08I'll tell you,
00:34:09who doesn't say it.
00:34:14How many people say it?
00:34:16They say it.
00:34:17You know,
00:34:18you can become a pilot.
00:34:19How?
00:34:20By writing.
00:34:21Why are they living on Sony's Remokaram?
00:34:26Let's go.
00:34:27No one else.
00:34:28One more time.
00:34:29We've told you,
00:34:30you're such a big producer.
00:34:31You're such a big series.
00:34:32You're such a big series.
00:34:33You're such a big advice.
00:34:34Don't make a series.
00:34:36You're such a big series.
00:34:37What?
00:34:38It will become a T-series.
00:34:47You're such a big joke.
00:34:49It's fun.
00:34:50It's a big game.
00:34:51I'm a big game.
00:34:52I'm a big game.
00:34:53I'll make a game.
00:34:54Sometimes,
00:34:55you can make a good game.
00:34:56It's going to be playing.
00:34:57When you're watching a series of S.A.A.S.
00:34:59You'll have a role of S.A.A.S.
00:35:01He'll be a good S.A.A.S.
00:35:03But if you're going to be a S.A.A.S.
00:35:04You'll have a S.A.A.S.
00:35:05Don't sleep in a series.
00:35:06Why?
00:35:07If you're going to sleep in a series of S.A.A.S.
00:35:08Don't sleep in a series of S.A.A.S.
00:35:09Why do you go to S.A.A.S?
00:35:10Wait!
00:35:17Sussur!
00:35:19Mom, tell me who to wear his pants. Why did you wear it?
00:35:22What?
00:35:23Why would you wear a dress?
00:35:26Why do you wear them?
00:35:28The question is because they are made.
00:35:30But we were thinking about why we had to plan
00:35:33a joke even, so you're coming also.
00:35:37He said he will be seen on this one again.
00:35:40Who makes a serial in the bands?
00:35:41You're talking to Ekta Kapoor.
00:35:43You can make a serial in Naagin, why can't you make a serial in Bhaez?
00:35:49And you'll get such an actor, who won't do Bhaez with you.
00:35:55If you make a serial in Bhaez, we don't make a serial in Bhaez.
00:35:58We're our beloved children, actually.
00:36:00Very small, tiny.
00:36:01You'll make a serial on them.
00:36:03We'll pick you up once.
00:36:05We'll pick you up.
00:36:06Hey, Nana ji, take it to the kids.
00:36:07Our children are walking outside, in the garden.
00:36:11We'll come here.
00:36:18This is the Nana of the kids.
00:36:20They say the father of the kids.
00:36:21They actually feel our brother.
00:36:23It's a very confusing relationship.
00:36:25You'll tell us what we feel.
00:36:33Sometimes we feel a little idiot.
00:36:36Look, how cute our children are.
00:36:38All children are cute.
00:36:40No, they're mute.
00:36:41They don't say anything.
00:36:43We have a thought of a serial.
00:36:45We'll tell you, if it's possible.
00:36:47Yes.
00:36:47We've put the serial name on the serial.
00:36:49Kassauti children.
00:36:51It's just a rough idea.
00:36:53So, now what is it?
00:36:54The serial starts from the hospital.
00:36:56Mom, the first scene is in the hospital.
00:36:58This is the one who is our child.
00:37:00It's the one who is happy.
00:37:01Yes.
00:37:03Don't forget yourself.
00:37:03Don't forget yourself.
00:37:05It's been born.
00:37:06The child has been born in the hospital.
00:37:07But, immediately, the whole hospital is burning.
00:37:11Now, the whole hospital is burning.
00:37:13It's burning.
00:37:15It's burning.
00:37:16Don't forget.
00:37:18Add.
00:37:19Add?
00:37:20Add is burning.
00:37:29Add is burning.
00:37:31Add is burning.
00:37:33How much can you do this?
00:37:35In you, five minutes of this ad,
00:37:36it's burning our two minutes.
00:37:42Add is burning, burning, burning.
00:37:47It's finished.
00:37:48Add is burning.
00:37:49Now, there is a child's father's entry here, that is, we.
00:37:52We come to the hospital, we look at the four sides.
00:37:55We are going to go ahead and...
00:37:57What's going on?
00:37:58Add.
00:38:01Then add.
00:38:03If the show is popular, we will be sponsored.
00:38:06You have to handle it.
00:38:08So, now, add is going.
00:38:10It's going.
00:38:11Add is going.
00:38:13It's going.
00:38:15Now, this screen came to the side that your program will come ten seconds.
00:38:18Ten, nine, eight,
00:38:21seven, six,
00:38:23five, four, three, two, eight.
00:38:27What's going on?
00:38:28It's going on, it's already started.
00:38:30Now, we are going to reach the sky.
00:38:32We are trying to fix the sky, but the sky is going to increase.
00:38:34What's going on?
00:38:35Let's go to the side of the child's direction.
00:38:37What's going on in the future?
00:38:39For the next episode,
00:38:40watch this episode of the next episode.
00:38:43Okay.
00:38:47That's right.
00:38:52How did you feel about our serial?
00:38:54We have prepared.
00:38:56It's like a story of two girls.
00:38:58Okay, so the name of the show is changed.
00:38:59Put the name of the show.
00:39:01It's a joke.
00:39:02But we will be making the show.
00:39:04We will come to the meeting.
00:39:05Come to the office.
00:39:06We are going to the meeting.
00:39:08We are going to the meeting.
00:39:09The joke is changed.
00:39:11Okay, now our show is confirmed.
00:39:13We are going to the joke face.
00:39:18So, let us tell you.
00:39:21What will you say in Hindi,
00:39:23what will you say in English?
00:39:25What will you say?
00:39:27Unmarried.
00:39:34Unmarried.
00:39:36One more, one more.
00:39:38Wicketkeeper's gloves, right?
00:39:39Wicketkeeper's gloves.
00:39:41What do you say after the match match?
00:39:43What do you say in the ball?
00:39:45What do you say?
00:39:47I'll catch you later, man.
00:39:54We are going to take today's pain.
00:39:56But we are going to the meeting.
00:39:58Thank you very much.
00:39:59Thank you very much.
00:40:01Nice meeting, man.
00:40:02Very happy.
00:40:04All right, see you.
00:40:05See you.
00:40:06Hey!
00:40:08Come on, boy.
00:40:17Now it's time to call the writer and director of horror and comedy web series.
00:40:21So, please welcome Bol Bachchan, Golmaal, Housefull and Simba,
00:40:24Super Hit Films' Writer, Mr. Farhad Samji.
00:40:29He's so nice, Farhad.
00:40:30Keep up.
00:40:31Farhad, you have a great pleasure on our show.
00:40:34So, we've seen the trailer, it's a great film.
00:40:37And the cast, it's a great film.
00:40:39And the horror, it's also a comedy film.
00:40:42Sir, when the casting happens, you stay with us.
00:40:46When you have all the options for your producers.
00:40:48First of all, the story is important.
00:40:49So, with the story of the story, when the actors were in front of us,
00:40:52the prominent three or four characters were in front of us,
00:40:55So, an actor's wish list is the one who has done our work before.
00:40:59Yes.
00:41:00So, if it's a wish list, it's nothing like it for a director or writer.
00:41:03Right.
00:41:04And when I told Ekta that this and this are my wish list,
00:41:08because I worked with Malika Sherawat in the film.
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:12I've given four films with Tushar Kapoor, Golmaal, Super Hit Films with him.
00:41:16Malika, Sanjay Mishra, Kikku, Krishna.
00:41:19It's a dream cast, and I got it, I'm blessed with it.
00:41:22The whole team is a great deal, actually.
00:41:25Farhad, you heard about it, you give the narration so good.
00:41:28That the story is not even complete.
00:41:30But the actor's wish to make it in front of us.
00:41:31You want a live demonstration.
00:41:34Now, listen to Boo's scene in which there is a bit of fear
00:41:36and a bit of comedy.
00:41:38Any one scene.
00:41:39Look, the musical theme of Boo's,
00:41:41there are all characters' sketches.
00:41:43Like, I've recreated lyrics and music.
00:41:46So, the rap, I'll listen to you.
00:41:48Yes, please.
00:41:49I've also done the first narration of the whole team.
00:41:51Okay.
00:41:56I want to know Tushar from you that,
00:41:58as a brother, as a big boy,
00:42:00or a small boy,
00:42:01he always hit with his son.
00:42:03So, how did you hit him in your childhood?
00:42:05I hit him a lot.
00:42:06Yeah.
00:42:06You won't believe it.
00:42:07But I told you myself.
00:42:10So, I always cry to my dad.
00:42:14He was killing me.
00:42:15And I told my dad to Tushar,
00:42:16You killed him?
00:42:18He kills his daughter.
00:42:21This girl, you can't hit a girl.
00:42:22He said, I'm not the girl before.
00:42:25I was like, no.
00:42:27After that,
00:42:28he killed me so much in my childhood.
00:42:32One time, we went to our house,
00:42:34I think I punched him in the neck or whatever.
00:42:37I think some people went to Tirupati.
00:42:39She called the cops.
00:42:41We will do the walk.
00:42:43Okay.
00:42:43She called the cops.
00:42:45My neck broke my neck.
00:42:46Seriously?
00:42:47Yeah.
00:42:48Sir, there is no one in the back.
00:42:50No one in the back.
00:42:51And that's the thing that gives us a show.
00:42:53Wow.
00:42:54My best memory is that we came to the house
00:42:56and my mother seen Tushar walking in
00:42:58very sad, upset,
00:43:01result of that.
00:43:02So, my mother saw Tushar walking in
00:43:04very sad, upset,
00:43:06and result of that.
00:43:08So, my mother saw Tushar walking in
00:43:10very sad, upset,
00:43:12upset, and results.
00:43:14So, my mother was like,
00:43:15why is he so sad?
00:43:17And I was celebrating.
00:43:18So, she asked Tushar,
00:43:19what happened?
00:43:20He said, 92% of my mother.
00:43:22And we were also one of his competitors.
00:43:25He got two more marks.
00:43:27So, I became second in class.
00:43:30And she asked me, why are you celebrating?
00:43:31I said, I got 30.
00:43:33When a teacher begged him,
00:43:34he gave me five marks,
00:43:35I got passed.
00:43:42Jitu sir is so sweet,
00:43:43you will also be angry.
00:43:44I said, I will be angry.
00:43:45Tushar, come here.
00:43:49Nice.
00:43:50Very nice.
00:43:51Good.
00:43:52Come here.
00:43:56My father's name is Jitu sir's name,
00:43:58and my name is Jitu sir's name.
00:43:59But when they watch the film,
00:44:01they were the names of Jitu sir's name.
00:44:02There was a few arguments
00:44:04when they were angry at him,
00:44:04and they were also the names of the names.
00:44:05Vijay.
00:44:06Sheela.
00:44:07Oh.
00:44:11So well he did this.
00:44:13So well.
00:44:15Anyways,
00:44:16Jitu sir's name
00:44:17Say hello to me, call my name.
00:44:19I said, you do whatever. You do great.
00:44:21Until Jackie Chan has worked with us in our show,
00:44:24we got a chance to meet them.
00:44:26Some people say that,
00:44:28after you meet Jackie Chan's eyes opened.
00:44:30I mean...
00:44:39You should know what our Indian talent is.
00:44:42So I said, all your fans have a request.
00:44:44It's not necessary that you're coming to a film.
00:44:47You have to come. You can also come.
00:44:49In our show, the rest of them are okay,
00:44:50but it's a little bit of glamour.
00:44:53I mean, there are some questions about you.
00:44:55I want to confirm to you.
00:44:57Oh, my God.
00:44:58They say that, in the newspaper,
00:44:59if someone sees your pictures,
00:45:01people take the roti in it,
00:45:03so that they stay warm for a while.
00:45:06Is it true?
00:45:08Yes, this is true.
00:45:10This is absolutely true.
00:45:12You don't know, I was doing a film.
00:45:13There was a song.
00:45:15So the producer, who was...
00:45:17I think a new producer,
00:45:18so he wanted to show that,
00:45:20okay, how can I show that Malika?
00:45:22It's very hot.
00:45:23So he sent the idea through the choreography
00:45:26that, in the song,
00:45:27can I fry an egg on your belly?
00:45:29Oh, of course.
00:45:31It's true.
00:45:32The producer has actually asked me this.
00:45:34So this is not anything.
00:45:36But did you have done it or not?
00:45:38No, I haven't done it.
00:45:39I haven't done it.
00:45:41They say that these international musicians,
00:45:43who are very popular,
00:45:45they had dedicated you to your song.
00:45:47Is it true?
00:45:48Yes.
00:45:48Wow.
00:45:53Malika, there is another question.
00:45:54When you met with the President of America,
00:45:55Bill Clinton,
00:45:56after bringing you with your hand,
00:45:58you didn't leave your hand for a long time.
00:46:00Then you sent your bill,
00:46:01or did you give them?
00:46:02I mean, is this the right thing?
00:46:04It's the right thing.
00:46:05What?
00:46:06They're not fine.
00:46:07They're all saying the truth.
00:46:09I wanted to confirm it.
00:46:10It's all right.
00:46:11It's not fine.
00:46:14Chetha Ji.
00:46:15Let's see.
00:46:20What's this?
00:46:21Our cool day of our TV is here.
00:46:24So I will greet them, right?
00:46:26I am doing this.
00:46:27People will do this for their work.
00:46:31Malika Ji, how are you?
00:46:32I'm fine. Thank you.
00:46:33What do you want to say?
00:46:35My English problem is.
00:46:37And you share.
00:46:38Oh, I-e.
00:46:39Oh, I-e.
00:46:42What's this?
00:46:43You didn't see the promo,
00:46:44but it's all that you like.
00:46:46Then, how is it?
00:46:48I like your pictures.
00:46:51But it was your picture,
00:46:52what kind of a couple of three.
00:46:54It was the most fun I had.
00:46:56Krishna.
00:46:57My brother Krishna told me,
00:46:59I'll get out of the way.
00:47:01Hey!
00:47:03Ma'am,
00:47:04I tell you,
00:47:05do you ever play Saas, Bahu, and Nanat in your series?
00:47:08Why would he be Saas, Bahu, and Nanat?
00:47:09Did you leave him alone?
00:47:14Do you leave him as a girl?
00:47:20How many problems do you know?
00:47:22His little children are cute, his twin.
00:47:24How many problems do you know?
00:47:26The teacher said,
00:47:27I'll send my father to this meeting.
00:47:29So the mother went and said,
00:47:30Where is the father?
00:47:31Where is the father?
00:47:32Where is the mother going?
00:47:36Malika,
00:47:37I was going to ask you,
00:47:38you gave me a picture of Dirty Politics.
00:47:41Yes.
00:47:42Yes, this was Archan Ji.
00:47:43Why?
00:47:44Think, without politics,
00:47:45they took such a big ticket.
00:47:54So if this will be Dirty Politics,
00:47:56then who will go and sit there?
00:47:57Think.
00:47:58Kappu is not far away.
00:47:59When you write down here,
00:48:01Darchana Puran Singh's show,
00:48:03and you sit there and sit there.
00:48:09That's good.
00:48:10In my opinion,
00:48:11there's a lot of respect.
00:48:12No, no, Archan Ji.
00:48:13It's not that.
00:48:14I mean,
00:48:15without makeup,
00:48:16there's a respect.
00:48:17That's what I'm saying.
00:48:18So,
00:48:19then,
00:48:20you don't say that.
00:48:21What did you say?
00:48:22You don't say that?
00:48:23You don't say that.
00:48:24You don't say that.
00:48:25You don't say that.
00:48:26You don't say that.
00:48:27You shouldn't say that.
00:48:28You have to say that,
00:48:29you have to say something on stage.
00:48:34Okay,
00:48:35you had to ask me.
00:48:37Malika Ji.
00:48:38It's like you guys are laughing too much.
00:48:43It's very good.
00:48:45People are laughing too much.
00:48:47Okay, ma'am.
00:48:49To me, are you very inspired by Dharam Ji?
00:48:53Why are you inspired by Dharam Ji?
00:48:54Dharam Ji said in a picture of Tanki.
00:48:57I'll go, I'll die, I'll go, I'll go.
00:49:00I saw his murder picture.
00:49:02He came in Tanki.
00:49:04He said nothing.
00:49:05But he's prepared for all the londes to go and die.
00:49:11Sapan, is there something more happening today?
00:49:12Yes, it's more happening.
00:49:13Soni, my payment is bigger.
00:49:14My payment is bigger.
00:49:15It's more than that.
00:49:16It's more than that.
00:49:17You say it.
00:49:21Do you know?
00:49:22I've learned one thing.
00:49:24If any artist is angry, put it in his hand.
00:49:30No, I don't say that.
00:49:33Where do I say that?
00:49:35Listen.
00:49:36Keep it.
00:49:37Keep it.
00:49:38Keep it.
00:49:39No.
00:49:41There's no problem here.
00:49:43There's no problem here.
00:49:44There's no problem here.
00:49:45The whole world knows that this is our one.
00:49:52The whole world knows that we are winning.
00:49:55You are winning.
00:49:58And this is our showbath.
00:50:01But give me your hand.
00:50:02I'll tell you something about it.
00:50:03Yes.
00:50:04Until you and me,
00:50:06No one can do our dish, dish, dish, dish.
00:50:08I'll never do it.
00:50:11I'll tell you what I'm saying.
00:50:12What's the truth about it?
00:50:13What's happening here?
00:50:15What do I say today?
00:50:16What do I say today?
00:50:17You've got so much fun.
00:50:19You've got so much money.
00:50:20You've got so much money.
00:50:22You've got so much money on TV.
00:50:24You've got so much fun.
00:50:25And now, in the web series,
00:50:26you're also getting so much money.
00:50:27So, give me a Tushar Kapoor.
00:50:30What's the truth about it?
00:50:31First, you were paying 1 crore.
00:50:32Oh, Kapoor is getting 500 crore.
00:50:34You've got to get 1 crore.
00:50:35You've got to get 1 crore.
00:50:38I'm talking about it.
00:50:39I'm saying the truth.
00:50:41Okay, what do I say?
00:50:42Ma'am, we have a massage parlour here.
00:50:44I have a different type of massage.
00:50:46Yes.
00:50:47So, don't you ever send this to your artist.
00:50:49I will massage them.
00:50:50Why will they do the massage with you?
00:50:52People are doing the massage here.
00:50:54Jennifer Lopez.
00:50:55Yes.
00:50:56She did the massage.
00:50:57Yes, that's right.
00:50:58That was only Jennifer.
00:50:59She was doing the massage.
00:51:00She was doing the massage.
00:51:01I got out of Lopez Lopez.
00:51:10Yes, that's right.
00:51:11And that's nothing.
00:51:13Nick Jonas.
00:51:14Yes, that's right.
00:51:15That's right, that was Nick.
00:51:16You got out of Nick.
00:51:17I don't always stay like this.
00:51:18So?
00:51:19I got out of Jonas' massage.
00:51:21I got out of Nick.
00:51:23That's right.
00:51:28That's right, Ma'am.
00:51:30Shoot out and Vadala massage.
00:51:32What's in this?
00:51:33We massage not with the tail,
00:51:34but with the jab.
00:51:35And you massage the massage,
00:51:37until the customer becomes wide awake.
00:51:40That's right.
00:51:42After that, I have a special massage for you.
00:51:47It has your massage.
00:51:48You are like a dog massage.
00:51:50What's in this?
00:51:51What happens in this?
00:51:52In this, what do we do?
00:51:54We put a tail wheel on the customer
00:51:56and put it in front of us.
00:51:59Then we get water in his mouth.
00:52:01Then we ask him,
00:52:02Do you want to run away from him?
00:52:11When the water comes out of his mouth,
00:52:13we massage him from his mouth.
00:52:17That's the reaction.
00:52:19What is this?
00:52:20Then we say,
00:52:21Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:23Oh, oh, oh.
00:52:24I see this.
00:52:29I'm going to go, ma'am.
00:52:34One time, a great tag.
00:52:36For the first time, Tushar, Malika and Farad.
00:52:39Please, come.
00:52:41Now the time is for taking a beautiful picture of everyone.
00:52:44I'll take a selfie.
00:52:50Thank you, thank you, Tushar.
00:52:55Thank you, Ekta.
00:52:56All the best for all your future projects.
00:52:59Thank you, Malika.
00:53:00Thank you, Farad.
00:53:02All the best.
00:53:03All the best.
00:53:04Very good.
00:53:05You all came.
00:53:06You've got a lot of applause for this.
00:53:10Come here.
00:53:11Two.
00:53:12Whoa!
00:53:18Hello, Pusharma.
00:53:20Chinky Minky.
00:53:22You came again?
00:53:23Arshan, see how much money has increased.
00:53:25You have to work with two people.
00:53:30And how are you?
00:53:32I'm good.
00:53:33I don't know.
00:53:35You can't talk to each other.
00:53:37I can't do it.
00:53:38I don't know.
00:53:41You've got to waste my time for some work.
00:53:44When do you waste time with girls?
00:53:47You're only flirting.
00:53:53So what do you do?
00:53:54I'll do it with you too.
00:53:55I'll go.
00:53:56I don't know.
00:54:00One minute.
00:54:01Who will you do?
00:54:02Who will you do?
00:54:03Who will you do?
00:54:04I'm the only one.
00:54:07You're both talking together.
00:54:09When you're boyfriend, you'll do it.
00:54:10I'll do it with you.
00:54:11I'll do it with you.
00:54:12I don't know.
00:54:13I don't know.
00:54:14I'll do it with you.
00:54:15I'll do it with you.
00:54:16I'll do it with you.
00:54:17I'll do it with you.
00:54:18I'll do it with you.
00:54:19Don't do it with me.
00:54:20What do you do here?
00:54:21Kappush Sharma?
00:54:22You have a daughter, right?
00:54:23What's her name?
00:54:24Sapna.
00:54:25She gave me an offer.
00:54:26She gave me an offer.
00:54:27One with one with one with one.
00:54:28This offer is you brought from God.
00:54:30One with one with one with one with one.
00:54:33Yes, but she did my makeup.
00:54:35It's not her.
00:54:37One minute.
00:54:38Who did it and who didn't it?
00:54:40I did it and it didn't it.
00:54:47Tell me what you want from me.
00:54:49You call Sapna.
00:54:50Now the water will be water.
00:54:52One minute.
00:54:53Sapna?
00:55:00What happened?
00:55:01How many are you laughing?
00:55:02What did you see without makeup?
00:55:03What happened?
00:55:06Look here.
00:55:07I know my customers.
00:55:10You know?
00:55:11You know Kappu.
00:55:12She's got a hair with her.
00:55:14She's looking at her.
00:55:16Honestly.
00:55:17This hair is not a shape.
00:55:18It's two different.
00:55:19It's a coin.
00:55:20It's a coin.
00:55:21It's a coin.
00:55:22It's a coin.
00:55:23What are you talking about?
00:55:24It's not even a half.
00:55:26You know Archananji.
00:55:28I came to make up with me.
00:55:30I did make up with her.
00:55:31You said that I'm not making makeup with her.
00:55:33I've put makeup with her.
00:55:34So I've put makeup with her.
00:55:36I've put makeup on now.
00:55:38You guys, boys.
00:55:39I've put makeup with her only.
00:55:40You've got to make up with her.
00:55:41You didn't have to make up with her?
00:55:42Hey, who did you do makeup with her?
00:55:44I didn't do that.
00:55:45I don't know.
00:55:46I know.
00:55:47You didn't and that's true.
00:55:50You're not making money with her.
00:55:51Then I don't have to make up with her.
00:55:53No.
00:55:54You, don't even make up with her.
00:55:55No.
00:55:56Oh
00:56:26You say that okay but they don't know
00:56:28They talk about it
00:56:32Who was she talking about?
00:56:36Who was she talking about?
00:56:38I was telling you
00:56:40Bye Kapu Sharma
00:56:42What?
00:56:44I don't know, this is a joke
00:56:50So now it's time for the film Malal's lead star cast
00:56:54Who is in Bollywood's dream debut
00:56:56So please welcome very beautiful and very promising
00:56:58Sharmin Seigal and very handsome
00:57:00And very talented actor
00:57:02Mizan Jafri
00:57:04Mizan and Sharmin
00:57:06You are very happy for the show
00:57:08Mizan and Sharmin
00:57:10Thank you for having us
00:57:12We have seen your trailer
00:57:14You are very beautiful
00:57:16And it doesn't look like this is a debut picture
00:57:18Okay, it's like his debut
00:57:20The first film is Sanjila Mansali
00:57:22I know
00:57:24And it's a big deal
00:57:26Thanks guys
00:57:28You are very happy
00:57:30How do you feel alive?
00:57:32We are actually very excited
00:57:34We are very happy
00:57:36I believe this is the biggest show in our country
00:57:38And we have called here
00:57:40We are extremely excited
00:57:42Thank you for having us here
00:57:44Thank you
00:57:46Thank you
00:57:48Okay, I will tell you that Mizan and Sharmin
00:57:50Well, this is their debut film
00:57:52But this is the first time Sanjila Mansali
00:57:54You have been assisted in Sanjila Mansali
00:57:56Which film did you assist in?
00:57:57Marrycom and then Bajirao Amastani
00:57:58Oh wow, both of Kamal and both of them
00:58:00But Kapil, Sharmin
00:58:02Did Mizan come to the film?
00:58:04Otherwise they were not going to come
00:58:06They were not going to come to the film
00:58:08Because we were friends
00:58:10And you know, when he was assisting in Bajirao Amastani
00:58:13They actually called me a day
00:58:15And said that
00:58:17You know, we need someone to come and wear a costume
00:58:20So I said, okay, I will come
00:58:22Now I was very scared
00:58:23Because Sanjila Mansali was going to meet Sanjila Mansali
00:58:25And you know, I heard a lot of things
00:58:27I was surprised
00:58:28But the day I met Sanjila
00:58:29And after that, I think Sanjila
00:58:30I saw Sanjila Mansali
00:58:31And said that I should become an actor
00:58:33And you know
00:58:34And then you didn't assist them?
00:58:35No, after that, I assisted them
00:58:37You also insisted on them
00:58:38It's not that you keep an assistant
00:58:40If they don't give money
00:58:41They say that I will launch
00:58:42And then after launch
00:58:44They say that
00:58:45I will give you a direct Kapil Sharmin
00:58:46In the show
00:58:51They give a chance for new people
00:58:53But they also give them
00:58:54For those two films
00:58:55Of course they give them
00:58:57In the show
00:58:58We were asking about them
00:58:59Actually, we said that
00:59:00We were going to meet them
00:59:01So they said that
00:59:02If Kapil
00:59:03Just tell me
00:59:04I have a phone
00:59:05You know, I need a lead actor
00:59:06So let's talk about them
00:59:07Let's talk about them
00:59:08Let's talk about them
00:59:13I will see you again
00:59:14Which one of the scenes were you?
00:59:15When they address the whole army
00:59:18And they give speeches
00:59:19And they come to the army
00:59:20And then they throw them
00:59:21So that scene
00:59:23I helped them
00:59:24In that scene
00:59:25In that scene
00:59:26I went to Taliyah
00:59:27And then Anvir
00:59:28Credits
00:59:29Taliyah for
00:59:30Mizan
00:59:33Sanjalila Mansali
00:59:34Sanjalila Mansali
00:59:35They focus on the actors
00:59:36I heard that
00:59:37In the film
00:59:38They say
00:59:39It's like the curtain
00:59:40But they check them
00:59:41But they're the best
00:59:42They don't have much
00:59:43And the curtain
00:59:44It looks like the curtain
00:59:45After that
00:59:46I'm not joking
00:59:47They have cut cut
00:59:48And cut cut
00:59:49And cut cut
00:59:50And cut cut
00:59:51And cut
00:59:52And cut
00:59:53And cut
00:59:54And cut
00:59:55And cut
00:59:56What?
00:59:57I'm not joking
00:59:58You're not joking
00:59:59You're not joking
01:00:00You're not joking
01:00:01You're not joking
01:00:02I'm not joking
01:00:03I'm joking
01:00:04If I can get someone
01:00:05Can I get someone
01:00:06Oh
01:00:07Oh
01:00:08Oh
01:00:13I'll tell my friends
01:00:14The artist
01:00:15Is Javed Jafri
01:00:16We all know Javed Jafri
01:00:18Javed Jafri
01:00:19He's a actor
01:00:21And
01:00:22He's a dancer
01:00:23He's a multi-talented
01:00:24Multi-talented, actually.
01:00:25Who are they in their hands, Papa?
01:00:28A voice.
01:00:29First, I think, I think.
01:00:30Sometimes I feel like I've come to my dad.
01:00:33And I always do it with them sometimes.
01:00:36So, I tell them to go to my house.
01:00:37Abiba.
01:00:38So, I actually feel like...
01:00:41He's singing a lot.
01:00:43He's going to go to your girlfriend on stage and sing a song.
01:00:46What's on stage for your girlfriend?
01:00:47I sing a song.
01:00:48Is it your girlfriend?
01:00:50No, he's only Malal, sir.
01:00:51Oh!
01:00:53Look at how many people are prepared.
01:00:55There's a film promotion.
01:00:57This is a good actor.
01:00:58No, no, no.
01:00:59We'll become a producer.
01:01:01Malal will be the same for her.
01:01:02Why did I leave this person?
01:01:03I hope so.
01:01:04He's my best friend.
01:01:05You can't talk like this.
01:01:06It's a different thing, sir.
01:01:08So, you're the shock of singing.
01:01:10The person is very smart.
01:01:11The song is then Malal.
01:01:14You'll go very long.
01:01:16Your father is such a good dancer.
01:01:18So, you said that I'm the shock of singing.
01:01:19So, you don't have to dance.
01:01:21Yes.
01:01:22I do, sir.
01:01:23Have you danced in the film?
01:01:24Yes, sir.
01:01:25You're the same.
01:01:26You're the same.
01:01:28Thank you so much.
01:01:29Thank you so much for coming.
01:01:30So, please...
01:01:31Go and see.
01:01:32Yeah, with your family, with your friends.
01:01:34With your boyfriends and girlfriends.
01:01:36With your husband and husband.
01:01:37Oh, no, not with them.
01:01:38Girlfriend and boyfriend go and watch the film.
01:01:40Of course, the picture is there.
01:01:42What else do you do?
01:01:43Who are you doing?
01:01:46Williams.
01:01:46laughs