A middle aged writer of pornographic novels meets and falls in love with a sixteen year old school girl. This alone is c | dG1fSXBSd29sb3dHVkU
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00:00Winky!
00:02I think you're growing up too soon.
00:05Winky!
00:06I never met a girl like this for me.
00:09Dumb but pretty like a schoolgirl should be.
00:12Winky!
00:13I think you're growing up too soon, girl.
00:18Announcing the wonder treatment of the age.
00:20Ah, you're awake!
00:21Winky!
00:22Come on, it's me! It's me!
00:24It's Winky.
00:30You're ugly.
00:36You're filthy-minded.
00:38And you're a miracle.
00:40Scott Gordman was an ordinary guy,
00:42with an ordinary job.
00:44Writing erotic novels.
00:46Their bodies fused in a tangle of heat.
00:49Then, a friend recommended Twinkie.
00:52And wham!
00:54Pow!
00:56Saw-wee!
00:58And so, Scott decided to take Twinkie.
01:02For better or for worse.
01:08And now, he's married.
01:10Ow!
01:12Watch it! Watch it!
01:14Full of zip.
01:16Even gets arrested.
01:18He can get anything after three years and deportation.
01:22Twinkie is good for everyone.
01:24For the young...
01:26How are all you old spinsters?
01:28And for the not-so-young.
01:30Sybil, for the last time.
01:32Did you or did you not?
01:34A diary with everything in it?
01:36You mean like what happened Monday?
01:38Oh, crikey, no.
01:40Now, you must see that she gets enough sleep.
01:42If you can manage.
01:46Parents swear by Twinkie.
01:48Can I go ahead?
01:50Twinkie!
01:52Twinkie!
01:54Twinkie is a password to people of distinction.
01:58She'll want more.
02:00You'll have to deliver.
02:02Comes with heart attacks.
02:04And now, a word from Twinkie's sponsor.
02:06Who?
02:08Who?
02:09Me.
02:10Mr. Charles Brunson, no less.
02:12What sort of mark would you give me?
02:14Straight A's.
02:15Twinkie comes to you by courtesy of Miss Susan George.
02:19Mature lovingly for 16 years.
02:22Twinkie is recommended the world over by top people.
02:26Mothers.
02:27Tycoons.
02:28Go-getters.
02:30Judges.
02:31Connoisseurs.
02:32Why don't you bring down some of your schoolgirlfriends?
02:37Lawyers.
02:38Mothers-in-law.
02:39Magistrates.
02:40And celebrities.
02:42When they booked in to their honeymoon hotel, they didn't get the bridal suite.
02:46They had the romper room.
02:47Twinkie fortifies the over 40s.
02:50And mortifies the over 60s.
02:53Sixteen.
02:54Sixteen.
02:55Under that it.
02:56But I'm not very strong on me criminal law, but as far as I can remember.
03:01Twinkie.
03:02Remember, folks, Twinkie comes complete in two sizes.
03:10Luxury penthouse size and in the regular schoolgirl pack.
03:14So rush out and buy some delicious Twinkie now.
03:19Twinkie.
03:20Or Twinkie.
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