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00:00So anyway, there's my porch. All kinds of crap all over the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, it's on my porch, it's from the top of the roof where they are changing out my roof, they're giving me a new roof, and they're dumping all this crap on my porch, which would have constituted an HOA violation, why am I talking like this?
00:29I ain't, I just, I don't give a fuck.
00:36I've got, maybe I'll look how I pick it up or I have to get a box and take care of myself.
00:42I don't know, we'll just sit here and just do nothing for six minutes, and why not?
00:48Because why not?
00:52I can't think right now.
00:54Do I, do I record, do I upload this anywhere, or just leave it in the, the, the Dune box?
01:02I don't care.
01:06We've got five minutes.
01:07Sure, why not?
01:09Oh, look, here's a ship.
01:12I got this, I don't know why I got this, but it's mine, so it's, whenever, uh, it's...
01:18There, there are people, uh, giving me a new roof from my building, which means there's all this bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, all that bullshit.
01:30It's crap all over my porch, I have to clean that up, or maybe they'll clean it up for me.
01:36They probably won't.
01:37I'll have to get a big box and take care of it myself.
01:40Oh, by the way, by the way, I just brought my cat back from the house, other house.
01:47Where are you, girl?
01:48Are you here?
01:49No?
01:51Hey, what's up?
01:52How are you?
01:56We're gonna record you for five minutes.
02:01How the hell are you?
02:05Really?
02:06You were that good at a car for all that time.
02:11How's your ordeal?
02:26It's just, it's just carpenters banging on the roof.
02:29They're giving us a new roof.
02:31You don't understand that, but they are giving us a new roof.
02:33It's a wonderful thing.
02:36You don't care.
02:39That's fine.
02:44Come here, girl.
02:46You love me.
02:48Come on.
02:51Don't mind the pounding.
02:53It's just Pete Jackass is hammering on the roof.
02:55Any one thing?
03:11Ollie London is a fraud.
03:16He was a fraud when he was a so-called trans-Korean whatever, and now he's a fraud because he's anti-trans.
03:26That's fucking bullshit.
03:28Fuck him.
03:29Fuck that motherfucker.
03:30Like that little bitch.
03:32Like that little bitch.
03:33What's his name?
03:35Justin.
03:36Timberlake Justin.
03:37Whatever.
03:38That's a kind of little bitch.
03:39Who's the guy, Elon Musk?
03:45He crashed, he crashed Twitter so hard.
03:49Just like you tried to do it on purpose.
03:54Well, so where are we at?
03:56Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
03:58Fuck you.
04:00Four minutes.
04:01I've got two minutes and seven seconds left.
04:03You going to do anything?
04:04Are you just, are you just, are you just, are you just, are you just, come on man, do something.
04:22We're going to sit here.
04:23We're going to sit here.
04:24The pounding is insane.
04:36It's ridiculous.
04:37I hate it.
04:39Where we have a new roof on our building.
04:42And I have to pay for it through the Economist Association.
04:46HOA meetings.
04:54Keep going.
05:02Got a minute left.
05:04Come on, do something.
05:05Dance, sing for us.
05:08You're some stupid fat cat.
05:10Come on girl, do something.
05:13Come over here, I'll pet you.
05:24Come on, get up.
05:32Get me a big baby.
05:33Get me a big baby.
06:03Go, bye.
06:04Three, two, I don't know, we're out of here, so we're going to go pretty soon, so.