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00:01Right, it's time to meet a jock with a heart of gold.
00:06A horny himbo with a passion for sports and getting your body moving no matter your fitness level.
00:12Dunk is a very physical guy.
00:15He wants to get your heart pumping with some sports activity, but only in a way that works for him.
00:21So he's eager to help you try out a few different things.
00:24Dunkin' is played by Alejandro Saab.
00:30One moment you're looking at your old sports equipment, and the next you're looking at a gorgeous muscled man dressed in various pieces of sports equipment that once belonged to a far more optimistic version of yourself.
00:51As you watch this guy go through an entire squat routine, it's more than clear that, unlike you, this guy has never struggled to maintain an athletic routine.
01:02Mid-squat, he stops suddenly, bending down to peer at you through his legs.
01:07A handsome, smiling face, boxed in by thighs so thick and developed, you're rendered speechless for a few minutes.
01:15Oh, hey!
01:17He sets his weights down, standing up and beaming at you like you've just told him he's won the lottery.
01:23It's about time you made your way over here.
01:26I was starting to think you forgot about me.
01:29Hey, hey!
01:30No judging here, pal!
01:31Uh, look, why don't we just start over?
01:32The lights dim, and a spotlight appears from you're not quite sure where, really.
01:46Ladies and gentlemen, now entering the stadium, the king of the ring, the duke of dunks, the jack-of-all-trades master of fun,
02:01Mr. Duncan Dunk Shadowkick!
02:05Oh, hell yeah!
02:11Hey, thank you, thank you!
02:18He goes through a few poses that really make his abundant muscles pop, looking at you with the grin of a confident athlete.
02:31Dunk is delighted by your cheering, and he spends a few more moments basking in your attention.
02:37Aw, man.
02:38It's been a while since I actually had an audience.
02:41Feels good.
02:42Don't worry about remembering all those names.
02:44That's just stuff that makes me sound cool when I hit the court, or the field, or wherever I'm playing.
02:50Dunk is just fine for pals.
03:00Totally!
03:01We might have just met, but strangers are all just friends you haven't met yet.
03:08Anyway, it's great to see you here, finally!
03:11He grows very serious, placing a strong but gentle hand on your shoulder.
03:16What happened, man? How come you stayed away so long?
03:20Did someone ruin the joy of sports for you?
03:22Oh, man, I get that.
03:32Life is so much sometimes.
03:34But you gotta make time for yourself, too.
03:37Dunk gives your shoulder one final little squeeze, and then he's slapping you on the back so enthusiastically you nearly collapse.
03:44This fine hunk clearly does not know his own strength.
03:48Well, hey, no matter what happened before, you're here now!
03:53Your inner athlete said, let's get it, baby!
03:57And who are we to say no to your inner athlete?
04:06Hell yeah! Love that positive attitude!
04:09We're gonna have a great time together.
04:11We just gotta get you into the flow.
04:13But I wanna make sure you're ready for it.
04:15After all, working out without a proper warm-up is a great way to get a nasty entry.
04:21So you come back here when you're ready to get into it.
04:25Meet me by the weight rack, alright?
04:29And bring your positive attitude.
04:31We're gonna have fun!
04:35Bye!
04:40Bye!
04:41Bye!