The Guard's Royal Rebirth
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00肥子呀!
00:00:01老夫也是为国分忧!
00:00:03你想保苏与其?
00:00:07那你就来比试对联呐!
00:00:11我当是什么?
00:00:13不就是比对联吗?
00:00:15本宫外号,对穿长!
00:00:18对他你八辈子说都不认识!
00:00:20我的太子爷呀!
00:00:24满朝文武!
00:00:26谁不知道你才输学浅!
00:00:28我不认识不要说对对联了!
00:00:31你恐怕连四都认不全吧!
00:00:36彪儿,文才不是你的优势!
00:00:39你先退下吧!
00:00:42早就在东来国听说堂堂大侠国太子!
00:00:47风流成性!
00:00:49没想到还是个吹牛卖嘴的庸才!
00:00:53美人儿,你还是跟我走吧!
00:00:57不认识我!
00:00:58岂不是鲜花刹牛份上!
00:01:00不!
00:01:01太子殿下才不是你们说的那种庸才!
00:01:07若是不让太子殿下比试!
00:01:09与其请愿以四明治!
00:01:16与其虽未入宫,但已是殿下的人了!
00:01:19愿殿下为大侠一血前耻!
00:01:22不枉于妻,一片苦心!
00:01:25既是如此,朕准了!
00:01:27彪儿,你可要三思而厚颜!
00:01:32就你个废物太子!
00:01:34也配合我对对脸!
00:01:36我一提就难死你!
00:01:38听好了!
00:01:40俗话里!
00:01:42花不香鸟不叫!
00:01:44废物太子!
00:01:45可笑可笑!
00:01:46妙!
00:01:47太子殿下!
00:01:50你还是直接认输吧!
00:01:53要是想半天还对不出来!
00:01:57岂不是丢了我大下国的脸吗!
00:02:00谁说我对不出来!
00:02:02听着!
00:02:03本宫的下脸是!
00:02:05棋盘上!
00:02:06车无轮!
00:02:07马无江!
00:02:08流氓使臣!
00:02:09提防!
00:02:10提防!
00:02:14卧槽!
00:02:15这都让这废物对上来了!
00:02:18怎么样!
00:02:20功不功成!
00:02:21太子平日放荡!
00:02:24实则满腹裁血!
00:02:26重来重来!
00:02:27刚才是我大意了!
00:02:29连使臣都这么出尔翻!
00:02:31看来这东来国是个没有信誉的国家!
00:02:35你 你需要得意!
00:02:37刚才瞎猫碰上死耗子!
00:02:39这次可就没那么侥幸了!
00:02:42听好了!
00:02:44山河本一体!
00:02:46地河分南北!
00:02:48贵宾这上联似乎另有生意!
00:02:53东来国在南!
00:02:55大夏在北!
00:02:57不分南北!
00:02:59这分明是要吞变我大夏国呀!
00:03:02大胆东来国使臣!
00:03:04你要带东来国主发动战争吗?
00:03:07这边是一种战争吗?
00:03:09张皇帝可必如此!
00:03:11只不过是一个对联嘛!
00:03:13连皇帝都大惊小怪!
00:03:15看来大夏也不过如此!
00:03:17父皇!
00:03:18儿臣为大夏再战!
00:03:19东来使臣!
00:03:20将你的上联再说于本宫!
00:03:22我说一百遍你也对不上来!
00:03:24上联事!
00:03:25上联事!
00:03:26上联事!
00:03:27上联事!
00:03:28将你的上联再说于本宫!
00:03:30上联事!
00:03:31将你的上联再说于本宫!
00:03:32I said it's 100 times you can't judge anything
00:03:35I'm the one who's in the middle of the land
00:03:38And I'm the one who's in the middle of the land
00:03:41My head is the one who's in the middle of the land
00:03:44You're not the one who's in the middle of the land
00:03:45You're what you mean
00:03:47You're what who's in the middle of the land
00:03:49But there's no way to deal with that
00:03:51You don't want to take care of your own
00:03:54I'll catch you on the ground
00:03:56You're the one who might be back
00:03:59I have the last one.
00:04:01Well, you're good.
00:04:03You're good.
00:04:05This is a good thing.
00:04:09This is a good thing.
00:04:11I will be here for you.
00:04:13I will be here for you.
00:04:17Why are you?
00:04:19I'm a good thing.
00:04:23This is a good thing.
00:04:25You can't do it.
00:04:27This is a good thing.
00:04:29I'm a good thing.
00:04:31If your dad was feared,
00:04:33you will be in a position?
00:04:35I'm a good thing.
00:04:37I'm a good thing.
00:04:39A good thing here.
00:04:41Tell me for you.
00:04:43Tell me your father.
00:04:45My father would be a good thing.
00:04:47My father would be here for you.
00:04:49I'd be trying to fight your father.
00:04:51I'm good for you.
00:04:53I'm good for you.
00:04:55I'm going to kill you.
00:04:57I'm going to kill you.
00:04:59I'm going to kill you.
00:05:01I didn't know what he said.
00:05:03He's a little bit more.
00:05:05Come on.
00:05:07Let's go.
00:05:09Yes.
00:05:19The King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King
00:05:23這是我輸了
00:05:28試問殿下敢不敢跟我讀把大的
00:05:31玩什麼
00:05:32本宮奉陪到底
00:05:35跟你比武吧
00:05:36那是我欺負你
00:05:38今天咱們就比比力氣
00:05:41殿下不要中計呀
00:05:43比力氣
00:05:44你怎麼能比得了他呀
00:05:46本宮怕你不成
00:05:47走
00:05:48我們現在就去
00:05:53I'm going to give you five hundred thousand dollars.
00:06:00I'm going to go.
00:06:08This is the Holy Spirit.
00:06:10This is the Holy Spirit.
00:06:12This is the Holy Spirit.
00:06:18I'm going to go.
00:06:23I'm going to go.
00:06:27You're ready.
00:06:30I will leave you behind me.
00:06:32Please.
00:06:33Listen.
00:06:34I will have you go.
00:06:35Please.
00:06:36No.
00:06:37Please.
00:06:38This is the Holy Spirit.
00:06:39Okay.
00:06:40I will return to the Holy Spirit.
00:06:41I will return to the Holy Spirit.
00:06:43I will return one time.
00:06:45I will return to the Holy Spirit.
00:06:47I will return to the Holy Spirit.
00:06:50Just stand for me.
00:06:51来人
00:06:53给本公准备绳索木棍
00:06:55我要做杠杆
00:06:58就凭这几个破木头
00:07:01你能举起这千斤顶
00:07:04今天就让你见识下
00:07:06什么叫阿基米德杠杆原理
00:07:08睁大你的狗眼
00:07:10给本公看着点
00:07:17都给本公看好了
00:07:21我的天哪
00:07:23竟然真把这千斤据点给顶起来
00:07:25嘿
00:07:27这算什么呀
00:07:29给我个支点
00:07:31我能撬动整个地球
00:07:33圣主国
00:07:35这一局谁赢啊
00:07:37不想
00:07:38给我个支点
00:07:39我能撬动整个地球
00:07:41圣主国
00:07:43这一局谁赢啊
00:07:45不想
00:07:47这一局谁赢啊
00:07:49不想
00:07:50不想
00:07:51我不服
00:07:52他这是偷心耍滑
00:07:54用奇迹引巧
00:07:55不能算数
00:07:56你行
00:07:58你也用啊
00:07:59头脑简单
00:08:00四肢发达的东西
00:08:02你
00:08:03放死
00:08:04想动我打下太子
00:08:05想过我这一关
00:08:07你们
00:08:08打下的戏言
00:08:09别想要了
00:08:10哎
00:08:11大人
00:08:12大人
00:08:13三肢发达的东西
00:08:14你的真因
00:08:15虎耍滑
00:08:16专家
00:08:18你的真人
00:08:19主要是
00:08:21不管他
00:08:22天哪
00:08:24你的真人
00:08:25可不得
00:08:26以臂
00:08:28又不得
00:08:29鼻子
00:08:30姓
00:08:31希望
00:08:32Let's go.
00:09:02Let's go.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:10:01Let's go.
00:10:31Let's go.
00:11:01Let's go.
00:11:31Let's go.
00:12:01Let's go.
00:12:31Let's go.
00:13:01Let's go.
00:13:31Let's go.
00:14:01Let's go.
00:14:31Let's go.
00:15:01Let's go.
00:15:31Let's go.
00:16:01Let's go.
00:16:31Let's go.
00:17:01Let's go.
00:17:31Let's go.
00:18:01Let's go.
00:18:31Let's go.
00:19:01Let's go.
00:19:31Let's go.
00:20:01Let's go.
00:20:31Let's go.
00:21:01Let's go.
00:21:31Let's go.
00:22:01Let's go.
00:22:31Let's go.
00:23:01Let's go.
00:23:31Let's go.
00:24:01Let's go.
00:24:31Let's go.
00:25:01Let's go.
00:25:31Let's go.
00:26:01Let's go.
00:26:31Let's go.
00:27:01Let's go.
00:27:31Let's go.
00:28:01Let's go.
00:28:31Let's go.
00:29:01Let's go.
00:29:31Let's go.
00:30:01Let's go.
00:30:31Let's go.
00:31:01Let's go.
00:31:31Let's go.
00:32:01Let's go.
00:32:31Let's go.
00:33:01Let's go.
00:33:31Let's go.
00:34:01Let's go.
00:34:31Let's go.
00:35:01Let's go.
00:35:31Let's go.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:31Let's go.
00:37:00Let's go.
00:37:30Let's go.
00:38:00Let's go.
00:38:30Let's go.
00:39:00Let's go.
00:39:30Let's go.
00:40:00Let's go.
00:40:30Let's go.
00:41:00Let's go.
00:41:30Let's go.
00:42:00Let's go.
00:42:30Let's go.
00:43:00Let's go.
00:43:30Let's go.
00:44:00Let's go.
00:44:30Let's go.
00:45:00Let's go.
00:45:30Let's go.
00:46:00Let's go.
00:46:30Let's go.
00:47:00Let's go.
00:47:30Let's go.
00:48:00Let's go.
00:48:30Let's go.
00:49:00Let's go.
00:49:30Let's go.
00:50:00Let's go.
00:50:30Let's go.
00:51:00Let's go.
00:51:30Let's go.
00:52:00Let's go.
00:52:30Let's go.
00:53:00Let's go.
00:53:30Let's go.
00:54:00Let's go.
00:54:30Let's go.
00:55:00Let's go.
00:55:30Let's go.
00:56:00Let's go.
00:56:30Let's go.
00:57:00Let's go.
00:57:30Let's go.
00:58:00Let's go.
00:58:30Let's go.
00:59:00Let's go.
00:59:30Let's go.
01:00:00Let's go.
01:00:30Let's go.
01:01:00Let's go.
01:01:30Let's go.
01:02:00Let's go.
01:02:30Let's go.
01:03:00Let's go.
01:03:29Let's go.
01:03:59Let's go.
01:04:29Let's go.
01:04:59Let's go.
01:05:29Let's go.
01:05:59Let's go.
01:06:29Let's go.
01:06:59Let's go.
01:07:29Let's go.
01:07:59Let's go.
01:08:29Let's go.
01:08:59Let's go.
01:09:29Let's go.