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00:18:32They don't give a key to just anyone.
00:18:34I heard Joe the crossing guard was last month's recipient.
00:18:37Two of those kids were not his fault.
00:18:39Since you're back, does this mean you'll be throwing your epic New Year's Eve parties again?
00:18:43My RSVP is Ken Attend.
00:18:45No, I don't do those parties anymore.
00:18:47Oh, duh. I'm sure you have to head back to Beverly Hills or Malibu.
00:18:51Wherever celebrities live. But if you change your mind, I'm available.
00:18:55Actually, we're practically neighbors, though.
00:18:58I'm moving in right across the street from your parents.
00:19:00It's taking me weeks to move.
00:19:02I bought this new old house.
00:19:04Really?
00:19:05Yeah. They died.
00:19:06Oh, my God. What happened?
00:19:10Technically, they moved to Porto, but what's the difference?
00:19:15I really better get going.
00:19:16I can't watch tomorrow.
00:19:17I can't. I've got lots of, you know, errands and celebrity stuff to do.
00:19:21I'm not taking no for an answer. My treat.
00:19:23Jules! Jules! Juley Bear!
00:19:26What was that?
00:19:28I know. I was just signing some books of mine that I wrote.
00:19:32Because I'm also a published author.
00:19:34Town hero.
00:19:36Big deal.
00:19:38Want me to sign that?
00:19:39What?
00:19:40No.
00:19:4210,355th on the time best-selling list, too.
00:19:46Up 18 spots from yesterday.
00:19:48And if only you had a good personality to go with all of that.
00:19:51Too bad. Can't have it all.
00:19:59Okay!
00:20:00I have felt the energy shift, and this has now become awkward.
00:20:04So I'm going to leave Lola out.
00:20:07I guess this is what it's going to be this holiday.
00:20:17Us running into each other everywhere.
00:20:19It's a small town.
00:20:21Hard to avoid people.
00:20:23Well, maybe we should try.
00:20:25Look, this is my town still.
00:20:26My town?
00:20:27Sorry, I didn't realize you got the whole town in the breakup.
00:20:29Just stay away from me.
00:20:32Okay?
00:20:33Like I even want to be near you.
00:20:35You smell like fish.
00:20:39Yeah, well, it's fish and chips day at the diner.
00:20:42Hi.
00:20:43Hi.
00:20:44It's so nice to see you.
00:20:47What are you doing?
00:20:48Ah, thank you.
00:20:49Why are you...
00:20:50You're just only...
00:20:51Merry Christmas.
00:20:56I hope your tree burns down.
00:20:59You're always shitless.
00:21:01You know I hate you now.
00:21:03Merry Christmas.
00:21:04From all our wasted years.
00:21:05From all our wasted years.
00:21:06Merry Christmas.
00:21:07Come on!
00:21:08Let's go!
00:21:09I hope you spend it alone.
00:21:12Ta-da!
00:21:13Wait, Lola.
00:21:14No, I'm not eating at Tina's diner.
00:21:16It's either here or the Chinese buffet that only serves pierogies.
00:21:19And has her out the last three health inspections.
00:21:21Plus, I don't think Jules is helping out today.
00:21:24Okay.
00:21:25Yeah, the diner it is.
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:30I am so glad we did this.
00:21:32You know, I always felt a misconnection with you in high school.
00:21:34We could have been, like, so close.
00:21:37Um, sure.
00:21:38Mmm.
00:21:41That's a keeper.
00:21:43I can see Jules has dabbled in the menu.
00:21:47Pan-fried pastry roll filled with artisanal cheese and aged salami.
00:21:53That's a pizza pocket.
00:21:57Jules!
00:21:58Hi!
00:21:59Hi!
00:22:00She's one of my best friends.
00:22:01No, she isn't.
00:22:02Well, she could be.
00:22:03She said she loves you.
00:22:04I mean, she lied to you.
00:22:05No, she didn't.
00:22:06Hi.
00:22:07You said she wasn't going to be here today.
00:22:08Did I?
00:22:09Ouch.
00:22:10Our specials are here.
00:22:11Okay, let's risk the Chinese buffet.
00:22:12It'll be totally cool.
00:22:13Don't worry.
00:22:14She told me that she doesn't hate you anymore.
00:22:15Okay, that's a lie.
00:22:16She, like, really, really hates you.
00:22:17It's borderline unhealthy.
00:22:18But we can fix that.
00:22:19Jules!
00:22:20Look who's here!
00:22:21I'm just, you know, just stretching.
00:22:23What are you doing here?
00:22:24What are you doing here?
00:22:25What am I doing here?
00:22:26At a diner?
00:22:27Um, I don't know.
00:22:28Do you ask all of your customers that?
00:22:29Hey, Joe!
00:22:30What are you doing here at the diner?
00:22:31Julianne's asking everybody.
00:22:32Eating.
00:22:33Dumbass.
00:22:34We're eating.
00:22:35Dumbass.
00:22:36Okay.
00:22:37This isn't a great start.
00:22:38I thought it was pretty clear that I didn't want to see you.
00:22:39And, I don't know.
00:22:40You know, just stretching.
00:22:41Just stretching.
00:22:42What are you doing here?
00:22:43What am I doing here?
00:22:44At a diner?
00:22:45Um, I don't know.
00:22:46Do you ask all of your customers that?
00:22:47Hey, Joe!
00:22:48What are you doing here at the diner?
00:22:49Julianne's asking everybody.
00:22:50Eating.
00:22:51Dumbass.
00:22:52We're eating.
00:22:53Dumbass.
00:22:54Okay.
00:22:55This isn't a great start.
00:22:57I thought it was pretty clear that I didn't want to see you.
00:23:03And, I thought we agreed to avoid each other.
00:23:06I think what Joel is trying to say is that she's happy that you're making an effort.
00:23:10First off.
00:23:11And is trying to fix that broken bond between the two of you.
00:23:13Making that first step is the hardest.
00:23:15That's the complete opposite of what I just said.
00:23:17I wouldn't be here if Lola didn't basically force me.
00:23:20Trust me, I want to see you way less than you want to see me.
00:23:23Okay, and what Maggie's trying to say is that she regrets not coming to see you sooner.
00:23:28And, she valid your relationship and hopes that one day you guys can be as close as you once were.
00:23:32Yeah?
00:23:33Okay.
00:23:34Shouldn't you be cooking or something?
00:23:35We're actually all out of food today.
00:23:36If I'm being honest, it's actually going better than I thought.
00:23:37Should we?
00:23:38If you don't, I will.
00:23:39You've got more decorations.
00:23:40No.
00:23:41You've got more decorations.
00:23:42No.
00:23:43No, it's just the bottom.
00:23:44It's just around.
00:23:45It's just the bottom.
00:23:46It's just the bottom.
00:23:47It's just around.
00:23:48It's just anywhere.
00:23:49It's sleeping through this.
00:23:50This is good.
00:23:51Yeah.
00:23:52So, you find some job yet?
00:23:53No.
00:23:54No.
00:23:55You know, the diner is hiring.
00:23:56Very funny.
00:23:57No.
00:23:58Everyone is talking about you guys.
00:23:59They're really hoping for a holiday romance.
00:24:00Does no one here have anything else better to do?
00:24:01No.
00:24:02No.
00:24:03No.
00:24:04I got your back.
00:24:05I made sure everyone knows that Jules is way out of your leave.
00:24:06Okay.
00:24:07Thanks.
00:24:08Wait.
00:24:09Wait.
00:24:10Wait.
00:24:11Wait.
00:24:12Wait.
00:24:13Wait.
00:24:14Wait.
00:24:15Wait.
00:24:16Wait.
00:24:17Wait.
00:24:18Wait.
00:24:19Wait.
00:24:20Wait.
00:24:21Wait.
00:24:22Wait.
00:24:23Wait.
00:24:24Wait.
00:24:25Wait.
00:24:26Wait.
00:24:27Wait.
00:24:28Wait.
00:24:29Wait.
00:24:30Wait.
00:24:31Wait.
00:24:32Wait.
00:24:33Wait.
00:24:34Wait.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:36She really shouldn't be driving anymore.
00:24:38We're late.
00:24:41Girls, let's hurry up.
00:24:43For what?
00:24:44You seriously don't remember what we do every year?
00:24:48Oh no.
00:24:49No.
00:24:50Oh yes.
00:24:51Oh yes.
00:24:52Oh yeah.
00:24:53For on this great night, queens and kings in glorious light,
00:24:59and we all in fabul-ray celebrate with flair today.
00:25:06Gloria in eleganza.
00:25:17Gloria in eleganza.
00:25:32Those heels are killing me.
00:25:33Richard, I told you to just wear your boots.
00:25:35But they didn't go with my outfit.
00:25:36Okay, you know what?
00:25:37No, I think I'm gonna skip this one.
00:25:39Oh, come on.
00:25:40She's leaving, they're gonna recognize you.
00:25:42Listen, the faster we get the donations, the sooner we leave.
00:25:45True.
00:25:47I don't even know why I canceled something that's messed up.
00:25:53That order was supposed to go through on Wednesday.
00:25:56I don't understand why it hasn't been delivered yet.
00:25:58You realize that if it's not in by the weekend, that's gonna seriously deli-
00:26:00It's low.
00:26:01We're waiting.
00:26:02Sorry, can I call you back?
00:26:03I have carolers and I hope-
00:26:06Drake?
00:26:07Sorry guys.
00:26:08Running a restaurant and all?
00:26:10Can I request a song?
00:26:12Sure, honey.
00:26:13But that'll cost you extra.
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:16Since you're in drag, how about...
00:26:19Last Christmas?
00:26:30Maggie?
00:26:31What?
00:26:32Who's Maggie?
00:26:33I'm...
00:26:34Chestnuts!
00:26:35I'm gonna go on to the next house.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:37Okay.
00:26:41Uh...
00:26:42So, am I not getting a song?
00:26:44Everything okay?
00:26:45What?
00:26:46Um...
00:26:47Yeah.
00:26:48Yeah, it was just my agent.
00:26:49She probably wants to set me up with some auditions.
00:27:04That's exciting.
00:27:05Yeah.
00:27:06Yeah.
00:27:07If you need help with anything, all you have to do is ask.
00:27:09Honestly, things are really great.
00:27:10I've got a couple shows lined up in the new year, so...
00:27:11Okay.
00:27:12Your mother worries about you.
00:27:13But I keep reminding her that you're a smart, independent woman.
00:27:16Not a lot of people who can take off to a brand new city, but I keep reminding her that you're a smart, independent woman.
00:27:31Not a lot of people who can take off to a brand new city on their own.
00:27:32But you did it.
00:27:33You can do anything.
00:27:38Do you really mean that?
00:27:41We're really proud of you.
00:27:42So if you tell me things are alright, I'm sorry.
00:27:44I'm sorry.
00:27:45I'm sorry.
00:27:46I'm sorry.
00:27:47You're not okay.
00:27:48I'm sorry.
00:27:49I'm sorry.
00:27:50I'm sorry.
00:27:51I'm sorry.
00:27:52I'm sorry.
00:27:53I'm sorry.
00:27:54I'm sorry.
00:27:55I'm sorry.
00:27:56I'm sorry.
00:27:57I'm sorry.
00:27:58I'm sorry.
00:27:59So if you tell me things are okay, I trust you.
00:28:17When are you going to bring a girl home for Christmas?
00:28:20Mom.
00:28:21What?
00:28:22I can't remember the last time you had a girlfriend.
00:28:25Let alone one you've had long enough for me to meet.
00:28:28I work too much. I don't have time for one. I hate everyone.
00:28:32Do you want more excuses?
00:28:34You need more balance in your life.
00:28:36It can't be work, work, work all the time.
00:28:40Maybe a girlfriend might help relieve some of those stresses.
00:28:44You know what I mean?
00:28:46For my sanity, I'm going to pretend that I don't know what you mean.
00:28:50I'll have to admit, it's been a while since I've had a man.
00:28:54How?
00:28:55Well, I've been through a lot of batteries, if you get my drift.
00:28:58I even have to get up to turn the TV on.
00:29:01Please, let's not go down this road.
00:29:05It's nothing to be ashamed of.
00:29:06I don't really want to be talking about this with you.
00:29:09I just don't want you to run out of batteries like me.
00:29:14I thought you enjoyed being a spinster.
00:29:17Well, who wouldn't?
00:29:18I have complete freedom in my life.
00:29:20I have total flexibility to do what I want.
00:29:23And I have an entire queen bed to myself.
00:29:25But this time of year, it would be nice to share it with someone special.
00:29:33What do you think of Joe?
00:29:43Joe the crossing guard?
00:29:46Joe the creepy guy who comes into the diner and orders one slice of whole wheat toast dry?
00:29:50Like a psychopath?
00:29:50I think he's kind of mysterious.
00:29:54Uh, sure.
00:29:56In like a vagrant kind of way.
00:29:58Maybe this time next year, he might be your new daddy.
00:30:04You know what I mean?
00:30:05I can barely get that one out.
00:30:12I think I threw up a bit in my mouth when you said it.
00:30:19Hey, I wouldn't have to be using my batteries.
00:30:23Please, stop.
00:30:29We hit rapid
00:30:31What the fuck?
00:31:01Uh, I really waited last minute to do this.
00:31:08Um, gloves for dad.
00:31:11Life alert for grandma.
00:31:13I can't believe I got stuck with this stupid list this year.
00:31:16What?
00:31:17Oh, yeah.
00:31:19Um, mom wants to know what you want for Christmas.
00:31:21Um, what?
00:31:22What do you want for Christmas?
00:31:24Um, just a second.
00:31:28I'm going to tell her a vibrator.
00:31:31It's getting hard to avoid each other.
00:31:41Yeah.
00:31:42Especially because you keep showing up at my family's diner.
00:31:48Can I get a coffee, please?
00:31:49So, um, how's your day going?
00:32:05Oh, actually...
00:32:06Okay, look, I don't really care.
00:32:07Um, I need a favor.
00:32:09My answer is no.
00:32:10What?
00:32:11I didn't even tell you what it is yet.
00:32:12Well, you asked me for a favor, and normally that's something you do for somebody that you like.
00:32:17And, well.
00:32:19Wow.
00:32:20You turned into a real jerk.
00:32:23Did anyone ever tell you that?
00:32:25God.
00:32:28Okay, fine.
00:32:30What is it?
00:32:33Will you hire me?
00:32:34Just until New Year's.
00:32:36What?
00:32:37No.
00:32:38Sorry.
00:32:39We don't need any extra help.
00:32:41You have a sign in the window.
00:32:43That is just decor.
00:32:47Aren't you a celebrity?
00:32:49Why would you want to work in a diner anyways?
00:32:51I need it to do research for a role that I'm doing in the new year, which is why it'll only be for a couple weeks.
00:32:57No.
00:32:57No, forget it.
00:32:59Absolutely not.
00:32:59Remember in our junior year, when we made those special brownies that Tina accidentally ate and she got really sick, we told her it was bad eggs.
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:12It would be a shame if I told her what was really in them now.
00:33:20You start tomorrow.
00:33:21Printing out the golden ticket
00:33:49Has me short of breath
00:33:53Where will your mouth be?
00:33:56Hey, do not close this door, okay?
00:33:58The handle broke recently and it doesn't work properly.
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:00This afternoon
00:34:04This afternoon
00:34:10Starting fresh
00:34:16Has me delighted
00:34:19Unowned faces
00:34:22Keep me frightened
00:34:24There's a heart that beats me
00:34:28Lonely I have no friends
00:34:32But I will assume
00:34:35I will assume
00:34:41I miss the snow
00:35:02It's so magical this time of year
00:35:04Uh, where do you think you're going?
00:35:15Um, home?
00:35:17Unlike you, I actually have a life
00:35:20I have a life
00:35:22Very busy, successful, fulfilling life
00:35:25And yet we both got the key to the city
00:35:30Just
00:35:34Help me bring these boxes to the back, okay?
00:35:37And then you can go
00:35:38Have a life
00:35:39Fine
00:35:40Please tell me that you did not close that door
00:35:55That I told you not to close
00:35:56It was an accident
00:35:57Use your lesbian strength
00:36:10Please
00:36:15Use your lesbian strength
00:36:25Okay, well, it's only funny when I say it
00:36:27I'm going to call my dad
00:36:35Yeah
00:36:36It's in my coat
00:36:40Please tell me you have your phone on you
00:36:42Let's go up
00:36:47Okay
00:36:53Okay
00:36:54Good news is
00:36:54I have service
00:36:56Bad news is
00:36:57I have 2% battery
00:36:59So
00:36:59Mom?
00:37:05Mom?
00:37:06Hello?
00:37:06Can you hear me?
00:37:08Tina
00:37:08Tina, no
00:37:09No, I don't care what happened
00:37:11On whoever's got talent
00:37:11Mom, we are
00:37:13Shit
00:37:18What?
00:37:19It's dead
00:37:20No
00:37:21No, no, no, no
00:37:22No, I can't believe this
00:37:24What are we going to do?
00:37:26We could try screaming for help
00:37:28That was my only idea
00:37:49I can't believe we're actually stuck here
00:37:51You don't think
00:37:58You don't think
00:37:58Still here
00:38:11Is that?
00:38:13From senior year
00:38:14I'm sorry
00:38:21I'm sorry
00:38:22I'm sorry
00:38:25I'm sure that it's your turn
00:38:26My turn
00:38:27Okay
00:38:28Okay
00:38:28Okay
00:38:32I'm sorry
00:38:36What is so funny?
00:38:40Okay, my thought process
00:38:42Right?
00:38:43I was thinking of the last time that we'd been trapped
00:38:47And it reminded me of that snowstorm in our junior year
00:38:51The one where we got stuck in the movie theater parking lot
00:38:55And last Christmas was playing on the radio
00:38:58And you got out of the car because you wanted to climb on the roof
00:39:05And draw a heart on the sunroof
00:39:08Yeah, yeah
00:39:09And then I got down and then nothing else happened
00:39:12That was the end of the day
00:39:13No, no, no
00:39:14I distinctly remember you making a not so graceful journey back down
00:39:18In fact, you didn't just fall off of the roof of the car
00:39:22You bounced the entire way down
00:39:24I legit thought you might have died
00:39:26It was really slippery, okay?
00:39:38Wasn't that the night that we first...
00:39:39Um, yeah
00:39:47Sorry
00:39:48Um, I think so
00:39:51All I ever wanted was to be close to you
00:39:59I was happy even just being trapped in a car
00:40:04I was way more into you than you were into me
00:40:08That is not true
00:40:11Yeah, it is
00:40:12You were always blowing me off
00:40:14To do extra homework or extra shifts at the diner
00:40:17I mean, you missed my 16th birthday
00:40:19Because that was the summer you decided you wanted to learn
00:40:22To cook your way through every French recipe
00:40:24I wasn't even invited to your birthday
00:40:26Well, we were going to meet up after and...
00:40:30Yeah, we were always going to meet up after
00:40:32You hit me, our entire relationship
00:40:38You were so consumed with wanting to be popular
00:40:44Acting like how you thought others would like you
00:40:47That is not true
00:40:48No
00:40:54You're right
00:40:56I...
00:40:57I messed up
00:41:00I didn't think of it that way
00:41:05I was voted most likely to succeed in high school
00:41:14And I ended up being the most unsuccessful
00:41:18I was voted most likely to not be remembered at our 10-year reunion
00:41:23Why did they even give that one?
00:41:26I don't know
00:41:27It's cold in here
00:41:33Yeah
00:41:34Thanks
00:41:48I'm here to save the day
00:42:07Oops
00:42:09I'm sorry
00:42:12I thought this was the bathroom
00:42:14Dina
00:42:30Viana
00:42:32Yesterday I picked a part
00:42:49All we were back at the start
00:42:56Seemed to me long ago games
00:43:01What if now we're just the same
00:43:07And I know that time changes many things
00:43:14But could it possibly change everything
00:43:19With you
00:43:21With you
00:43:23With you
00:43:24With you
00:43:25With you
00:43:42Okay, I've had two Red Bulls, two coffees.
00:44:01I'm going to need another black coffee.
00:44:03I feel that energy today.
00:44:04Lola.
00:44:05It feels a bit different.
00:44:06Yes, poor me.
00:44:07Poor me.
00:44:09Maggie, we are out of rye bread.
00:44:11If you can let the customers know, please.
00:44:12Yeah, okay.
00:44:13Uh, thank you.
00:44:14That'd be good.
00:44:17Okay, thanks.
00:44:20Uh, what happened with you two?
00:44:23She said, please?
00:44:23Nothing.
00:44:25Oh, I'm sorry.
00:44:26Let me get that.
00:44:27No, you're busy.
00:44:28No, no.
00:44:28Honestly, no, babe, I'm sorry.
00:44:30Sorry?
00:44:31No, seriously, it's fine.
00:44:31I got it.
00:44:37Uh, I think I'm good.
00:44:41Maggie?
00:44:41Maggie!
00:44:42Oh, sorry.
00:44:43Jeez.
00:44:44Sorry.
00:44:45Okay, everyone knows you two got trapped in here last night, but you're both at milk and
00:44:48you slept together.
00:44:50Oh, my God.
00:44:52Did you guys, you know...
00:44:55Who is this?
00:44:56What?
00:44:56No, no.
00:44:57Scissoring's not a thing.
00:44:58What?
00:44:58It is, but it is, but not in the way that...
00:45:01Nothing happened.
00:45:02This is awful.
00:45:03I miss you now.
00:45:04It's okay.
00:45:07It's all right.
00:45:09Okay.
00:45:09I need to know.
00:45:11I need to know.
00:45:11Did you guys...
00:45:13You know...
00:45:15What?
00:45:20No.
00:45:20Nothing happened.
00:45:21What?
00:45:21No, I swear.
00:45:22Okay?
00:45:23There was a moment, and then...
00:45:26And then we...
00:45:29We what?
00:45:30God, woman?
00:45:30Shh.
00:45:31Tell me!
00:45:31Shh.
00:45:34Kissed.
00:45:35Kissed?
00:45:36Shh.
00:45:37Just kissed?
00:45:39That is how lesbians act when they kiss?
00:45:41Why did you whisper that?
00:45:44What is it with you two in the coffee today?
00:45:50Lola is dead.
00:45:51Sorry.
00:45:53Uh, I don't even know how I feel about her.
00:45:57I am so confused.
00:45:59Well, do you want to kiss her again?
00:46:06Yeah.
00:46:08I think that might be your answer.
00:46:13This coffee is nasty.
00:46:15You need to get me a new one, please.
00:46:16Just get me...
00:46:17Sorry, I didn't make it.
00:46:19This is gonna...
00:46:20Jules!
00:46:32Okay, well, um...
00:46:33I guess I'll get going.
00:46:36Maggie's leaving.
00:46:36Oh.
00:46:39Already?
00:46:40I'm gonna go to the back to do some inventory.
00:46:43It'll be a while.
00:46:45A long while.
00:46:47You won't see me around for quite a bit.
00:46:49Okay.
00:46:49Okay, Mom.
00:46:50Um...
00:46:51Are you doing anything later?
00:46:58I was just gonna swing by Lola's for a bit.
00:47:01Oh, okay.
00:47:03I-I just thought if you weren't doing anything, White Christmas is playing at the theater, maybe you wanted to go.
00:47:11Yeah.
00:47:11I can see if Lola wants to come.
00:47:15Oh.
00:47:16I'm just kidding.
00:47:17I would love to see White Christmas with you.
00:47:23Okay.
00:47:24Yeah.
00:47:28I forgot my pen.
00:47:30Actually, I don't need a pen.
00:47:32What was I thinking?
00:47:33I can use a safety pin and my own blood.
00:47:37I'm sorry.
00:47:41So, I...
00:47:43I'll see you later?
00:47:44Yeah, I'll see you later.
00:47:48Okay.
00:47:49Okay.
00:47:49Okay.
00:47:49Okay.
00:47:49Bye.
00:47:49Bye.
00:47:51Bye.
00:47:51Bye.
00:47:51Bye.
00:47:51Bye.
00:47:53Bye.
00:47:55Bye.
00:47:56Bye.
00:47:57Bye.
00:47:58Bye.
00:47:59Bye.
00:48:00Bye.
00:48:01Bye.
00:48:01Bye.
00:48:01Bye.
00:48:03Okay, which one?
00:48:14What's the message you're trying to send tonight?
00:48:17Um, I don't know.
00:48:18Let's try to be more than friends, maybe, if you want, but no pressure.
00:48:25Oh, babe, that is so lame.
00:48:28Okay, well, what message should I be sending?
00:48:31Like, you've missed out on this for ten years, and I'm opening the door for you a crack.
00:48:39No, a smidge.
00:48:41No, I'm just unlocking the door.
00:48:44So you better knock me off my feet tonight if you want to get a second chance.
00:48:49Yeah.
00:48:49I don't have a shirt that says that.
00:48:51I don't know.
00:48:52Halter?
00:48:53Tube top?
00:48:54Brooke, it's snowing.
00:48:55It could work.
00:48:56More importantly, what are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:01What?
00:49:31This is Julianne.
00:49:37Joe, how'd you get this number?
00:49:40Okay, slow down, slow down.
00:49:43Is she okay?
00:49:45Okay, okay, I'll be there in five.
00:50:01Oh, pardon me that you're dead.
00:50:10Bye?
00:50:12What are you doing here?
00:50:14You didn't answer any of my calls.
00:50:16You broke up with me.
00:50:18A month before Christmas, when you promised that you'd come?
00:50:22You made me look like an idiot.
00:50:24And if you answered any of my calls,
00:50:28you'd know that...
00:50:31I'm sorry.
00:50:35Look, you're like the longest relationship I've ever had.
00:50:39Three months?
00:50:39And that's like five years in lesbian math.
00:50:47I made a mistake.
00:50:50It was stupid, and...
00:50:53I realized almost immediately after we broke up that...
00:50:57I want you, Maggie.
00:50:59I flew across the country for you.
00:51:05I'd fly across the world if you wanted me to.
00:51:12So...
00:51:12Let me make it up to you.
00:51:16Mmm...
00:51:17Wait.
00:51:17Do you mean that?
00:51:25Or are those just lyrics to a new song?
00:51:29I mean it.
00:51:31And I may also use them as lyrics to a new song.
00:51:34Mmm...
00:51:35Why didn't you tell me you weren't feeling good?
00:51:55I didn't want to worry you.
00:51:57You tell me everything.
00:52:00Things I don't even want to know, you tell me.
00:52:03It was a mild heart attack.
00:52:04I've had period cramps that were worse than that.
00:52:07From now on, you will be telling me everything you are feeling.
00:52:11Always.
00:52:12Fine.
00:52:14Do you know who called the ambulance at the diner?
00:52:17I'm guessing it was Joe.
00:52:19He also called me.
00:52:21It was.
00:52:22He's a lifesaver.
00:52:24One of those kids was not his fault.
00:52:28You don't need to be here.
00:52:30I know how busy you are.
00:52:32I can manage fine on my own.
00:52:34You shouldn't have to be alone.
00:52:36Okay?
00:52:36My work is okay with me taking some extra time off.
00:52:39So I'm going to stay here until you're feeling better.
00:52:43You are more important to me.
00:52:45No, let's go.
00:52:55No, let's go.
00:52:56No.
00:52:57That's not Julianne.
00:53:03I've got some gossip gossip.
00:53:19Who?
00:53:20What?
00:53:22Where?
00:53:23When?
00:53:25Why?
00:53:26I need answers.
00:53:27Vivian.
00:53:28Everyone calls her Vi.
00:53:30Maggie's ex.
00:53:31Flew in from L.A. a couple nights ago.
00:53:33She's a Scorpio, so completely wrong for Maggie.
00:53:36I'm a Virgo.
00:53:36That's much more compatible.
00:53:38Someone should let Maggie know I'm a Virgo.
00:53:40And still single.
00:53:41Vi's a musician.
00:53:42She's in the band called the Sadies.
00:53:43They're amazing.
00:53:44I have all their albums.
00:53:45Like, I can't even believe she's dating Maggie.
00:53:47I love Jules and all, but this girl wants some promo concert tickets.
00:53:49I'm sure the entire town is talking about it.
00:53:54What?
00:53:55This town?
00:53:57No.
00:54:02It's kind of funny, though.
00:54:04What's funny?
00:54:05That Maggie now has two exes in her hometown at Christmas time that want her.
00:54:09Want her?
00:54:10Okay, I didn't say that I wanted her.
00:54:12I don't even care, okay?
00:54:13It's not like we were even dating.
00:54:15Or anything.
00:54:16We just kissed?
00:54:17I know.
00:54:18Isn't that, like, second base in the lesbian world?
00:54:21I thought it was almost kiss.
00:54:23Kiss?
00:54:24And then move in together.
00:54:26Whatever.
00:54:27It's all over now anyways.
00:54:28She's got her hot musician girlfriend.
00:54:32Optics.
00:54:33That's all she ever cared about.
00:54:36Let's not forget, you were the one who stood her up at the movies.
00:54:39Did you not?
00:54:40Yeah, but Tina...
00:54:41I know.
00:54:42But she didn't know that when she was all alone, waiting at the movie theater.
00:54:47Hurt!
00:54:47Okay.
00:54:48Don't let the cool, sexy, successful hot girl win.
00:54:53Look at those titties.
00:54:57Did you seriously heart this?
00:54:59Keep your friends close and your potential best friends closer.
00:55:02Isn't that the scene?
00:55:03Uh, I thought I told you to go rest.
00:55:05I can handle this.
00:55:07Okay.
00:55:08Okay.
00:55:08Okay.
00:55:12You know, I'm glad Maggie got what she always wanted.
00:55:17Never be the cool, hot girl.
00:55:19You could be if you...
00:55:21I didn't order this.
00:55:27What the hell are you doing?
00:55:30What the hell are you doing?
00:55:31Sorry.
00:55:32Ah!
00:55:33This isn't yours.
00:55:34Clearly.
00:55:38What?
00:55:38Do you think Maggie knows why I didn't show up at the theater?
00:55:47Yes.
00:55:52How...
00:55:52Any or all of these people have probably already told her.
00:55:56Okay, look.
00:55:57You're my best friend.
00:55:58I could honestly tell from the moment you guys saw each other again,
00:56:01that you were still into her.
00:56:03My intuition is that good.
00:56:05Is it that obvious?
00:56:07You guys are adults now.
00:56:08But you seem to keep acting like teenagers.
00:56:11Adults tell each other how they feel.
00:56:12Tell her how you feel, or I will.
00:56:17You okay?
00:56:18Yeah?
00:56:20Okay, now back to me.
00:56:21I'm rehearsing my one-woman play later today.
00:56:23Walk, Lola.
00:56:24Walk.
00:56:25Don't stop.
00:56:26Keep running.
00:56:26Are you able to come and give notes?
00:56:31And advice?
00:56:32I'm...
00:56:33I'm not.
00:56:34No.
00:56:35Maggie and Vi will be there.
00:56:40What I meant was I'm not...
00:56:42Not coming.
00:56:45Is it yes or no?
00:56:47Double negatives confuse me.
00:56:49Are you?
00:56:54Guys!
00:56:54Can we fix the light?
00:56:55A little to the left, please.
00:56:57Ask me perfect.
00:56:59Come on.
00:57:01Spotlight on me.
00:57:02Hold me.
00:57:03Is this seat taken?
00:57:05The theater is literally empty.
00:57:08Well, it's the best seat in the house for the acoustics.
00:57:11Whatever.
00:57:11It was Christmas Eve, 1998.
00:57:25It was when I first discovered my vulva.
00:57:28And now, the dance of the...
00:57:30Aren't you going to introduce me?
00:57:31Vy, this is Jules.
00:57:35She works at the diner.
00:57:36Jules, Vy, now let's watch Lola.
00:57:39Nice to meet you.
00:57:40How long is this going to go?
00:57:43I'm actually a chef at a world-renowned restaurant in New York.
00:57:47Cool.
00:57:48Everyone died from food poisoning.
00:57:50My mother never cooked again.
00:57:54Vy's in a band.
00:57:55You probably already knew that.
00:57:57They're kind of famous.
00:57:58They just sold out the Greek.
00:57:59I'm actually kind of famous, too.
00:58:03I wrote a cookbook.
00:58:04It's a bestseller.
00:58:05A town bestseller.
00:58:07So, let's not quote.
00:58:08And not to brag, but Vy's bank account amount looks like a phone number.
00:58:12What?
00:58:13911?
00:58:15Sorry, are you talking about me?
00:58:16Guys, can you not talk during my performance?
00:58:19This is art.
00:58:20Art takes time.
00:58:21Do not waste my time.
00:58:22This is live theater, Lola.
00:58:24You've got to ignore the distractions.
00:58:26Yeah, you're lucky that I'm even here.
00:58:28True.
00:58:29Thanks, guys.
00:58:30Where was I?
00:58:31Ah, yes.
00:58:33I remember when my mother picked up the pickle ornament.
00:58:36The same ornament I had used earlier, too.
00:58:39Wow.
00:58:40So, your phone does work.
00:58:43And what is that supposed to mean?
00:58:46I'm sorry.
00:58:46I've got to take this.
00:58:48I'll be back again.
00:58:55Just that you didn't call me to tell me about Tina.
00:58:58I had to hear about it from Lola.
00:59:00Okay, look.
00:59:00I'm sorry I was a little preoccupied taking care of my sick mother,
00:59:03and I didn't think to call you right away.
00:59:05At all.
00:59:06You didn't call me at all.
00:59:10Okay.
00:59:12Look, I'm sorry I didn't call you.
00:59:15It's fine.
00:59:19It's clearly not fine.
00:59:20Well, it's over now.
00:59:23Okay.
00:59:24Shh.
00:59:25Just watch Lola.
00:59:26You shouldn't be talking.
00:59:31Tap, tap, tap.
00:59:32Tap, tap, tap, tap.
00:59:34Tap, tap, tap, tap.
00:59:35Did I miss something?
00:59:36No.
00:59:37No.
00:59:38Well, Lola lived.
00:59:40Lola will always live.
00:59:50Lola.
00:59:51So, what's with you and Julie?
01:00:13Jules?
01:00:14Same thing.
01:00:18What do you mean?
01:00:21Come on, Max.
01:00:22You two are acting like two angry exes.
01:00:26Okay, I would never want to date someone like her.
01:00:30Okay.
01:00:32You sure?
01:00:33Because you seemed pretty upset when you left the theater.
01:00:35Yeah, well, I thought that she was my friend, and she treats me like I'm nothing.
01:00:44So.
01:00:47Look, I don't want to talk about her anymore, okay?
01:00:49Mm-hmm.
01:00:55Um, okay.
01:00:57There may have been an ulterior motive to me coming here for Christmas.
01:01:02What is it?
01:01:04What is it?
01:01:05So, I just found out from my label that I'm going on tour.
01:01:11On tour?
01:01:12Yeah.
01:01:12So, six months in Europe, and then headed to Asia for, like, another six months.
01:01:18And I want you to come with me.
01:01:20That's a whole year.
01:01:27Yeah, but, I mean, you said it yourself.
01:01:30You wanted to take a little break from acting.
01:01:33This is perfect timing.
01:01:36Yeah.
01:01:37Yeah, I know, but...
01:01:43Look, I could do this without you.
01:01:48But I don't want to.
01:01:50You're my muse.
01:01:53I want you with me.
01:01:56Are you sure you want me tagging along?
01:01:58I don't want to get in the way.
01:02:00There's only we in this relationship.
01:02:04Not me.
01:02:06I want to do this together.
01:02:12You don't have to answer me right now, but just think about it, okay?
01:02:20I don't need to think about it.
01:02:23I'm in.
01:02:24Yeah?
01:02:25Yeah, I'm in.
01:02:27I need to take us.
01:02:28Door open, ladies.
01:02:34I hope you're joking.
01:02:36I keep forgetting that you're adults.
01:02:38Carry on and have fun.
01:02:40Mr. Gargland, it's been cold.
01:02:42Oh, God.
01:02:47Sorry.
01:02:48No.
01:02:50I'm just glad you're coming.
01:02:52Me too.
01:02:59Maggie?
01:03:00This is from your father and I.
01:03:01Well, when you open it, he's going to be just as surprised as you are.
01:03:05He never knows what we'd get you.
01:03:07Well, I paid for it.
01:03:08Oh, my God, Richard.
01:03:09It doesn't matter.
01:03:10Um, Mom, Dad, I can't accept this.
01:03:19What is it?
01:03:20What the hell?
01:03:20You guys got me socks and underwear.
01:03:22How is this fair?
01:03:22What is it?
01:03:23A car?
01:03:25You live rent-free.
01:03:27Maybe if you get your own place and start paying rent, I'll buy something more expensive
01:03:30for you, too.
01:03:32Socks and underwear are fine.
01:03:34Maggie, we just don't want you to give up on your dreams.
01:03:37We've really loved having you at home this year.
01:03:41I mean, we just want to help out a little.
01:03:48Thanks, Mom.
01:03:49Thanks, Dad.
01:03:50Just promise me you'll come home as much as you can, okay?
01:03:53I promise.
01:03:54Okay, sweetheart.
01:03:56Seriously, what did we get you?
01:03:59It's actual chicken scratch.
01:04:01I don't even know how Dad could read this.
01:04:04All of those recipes were in his head.
01:04:06I had to beg for him to write it down before he died.
01:04:10Two tablespoons of gupa?
01:04:13Guaba?
01:04:14I actually think he might have made up ingredients just to mess with us.
01:04:18Knowing your father?
01:04:19That wouldn't surprise me.
01:04:21I've tried this recipe every Christmas for the last 15 years, and I can't seem to get
01:04:26it right.
01:04:28Do you think Dad would have been proud of me?
01:04:30Ugh.
01:04:30Who would have been proud of you if you were a dishwasher?
01:04:32He just wanted you to be happy, no matter what you did.
01:04:35I really miss him.
01:04:38Nice, bad puns and his long overdrawn stories.
01:04:43And his bad singing.
01:04:45The voice of a dying cat.
01:04:51Maybe we should make something else.
01:04:54Honestly, it's fun to just cook with you, even if we don't get it right.
01:04:58Why don't we start again?
01:05:02I think there's some guaba in the fridge.
01:05:05I think you mean guapa?
01:05:06It's on the shelf.
01:05:07What does that say?
01:05:17Butter.
01:05:18Butter.
01:05:18Oh.
01:05:24Hi.
01:05:29Merry Christmas.
01:05:30Merry Christmas.
01:05:31Oh, you finally nailed your dad's holiday pie.
01:05:36Only took 16 years.
01:05:47Is Joe here?
01:05:50I heard he'd be here.
01:05:52Oh, don't you dare go home with Joe tonight.
01:05:54I'm sorry.
01:05:56He's the one for me.
01:05:57Oh, Mom.
01:05:58Higher standards.
01:06:00Mom!
01:06:02Hi.
01:06:03Hi.
01:06:03How are you?
01:06:05Hi, Joe.
01:06:06How are you?
01:06:07Hi.
01:06:09Hi.
01:06:12You can't be mad at me.
01:06:13It's Christmas.
01:06:14It's like a reset for the year.
01:06:16I mean, I'm not mad anymore.
01:06:20Vi invited me on tour with them.
01:06:23And we leave tomorrow.
01:06:24And honestly, I'm really excited.
01:06:27So.
01:06:29Can we talk quick?
01:06:32Okay.
01:06:33What's up?
01:06:34Like, is the morning a little more private?
01:06:37Oh, wonderful.
01:06:38Okay, good.
01:06:38Got a lemon in there.
01:06:39We'll go get some snacks.
01:06:40How's that sound?
01:06:41Yes.
01:06:42Perfect.
01:06:42I'll be right back.
01:06:43Snacks.
01:06:43Come on.
01:06:44Please.
01:06:46Sure.
01:06:47Yeah.
01:06:48I've heard things about you.
01:06:53It's our thing.
01:06:54It's our thing.
01:06:55Perfect.
01:06:56Hey.
01:06:57Cheers.
01:06:58Hey.
01:06:58It's called...
01:06:59Wow.
01:07:07What?
01:07:09Literally nothing has changed in this room.
01:07:15You still have this?
01:07:17Okay.
01:07:18Well, yeah.
01:07:19I'm a hoarder.
01:07:20Clearly.
01:07:24So.
01:07:25What's up?
01:07:25I quit my job in New York.
01:07:32What?
01:07:34I don't understand.
01:07:35Why would you do that?
01:07:38Because I would rather be remembered by the people that I love than by strangers that I don't know.
01:07:45That's great, Jules.
01:07:54Maggie!
01:07:55Maggie!
01:07:56Wait, wait.
01:07:58There's something else.
01:08:05Don't go on tour with Vi.
01:08:06I am sorry that it has taken me so long to show up for you like you've always needed me to.
01:08:17You've always been in the back of my mind and I don't want to spend ten more seconds without you.
01:08:25I choose us, Maggie.
01:08:27Maggie.
01:08:27I love you.
01:08:37Um.
01:08:38I think you're going to want to come downstairs.
01:08:40Okay.
01:08:53Maggie.
01:08:54What's going on?
01:08:54Maggie.
01:08:58Catherine Pierce.
01:09:04You are my inspiration, my ingenuity, my vision.
01:09:13I know I've thrown a lot of curveballs at you this trip, but there's one more.
01:09:23Marry me.
01:09:24Um.
01:09:29I know.
01:09:29You're at a loss for words.
01:09:33I.
01:09:35Do you want to be my wife?
01:09:37For Christ's sake.
01:09:39You two are so wrong for one another.
01:09:41It's obvious who Maggie should be with.
01:09:44I.
01:09:44You two are so wrong for me.
01:10:02You two are so wrong for me.
01:10:05You two are so wrong for me.
01:10:06Maggie, wait.
01:10:07The amount of talking in this family, it just goes on and on.
01:10:13Can't a woman sleep in peace?
01:10:21Why?
01:10:22Why?
01:10:22Why?
01:10:23Why?
01:10:25Wait.
01:10:26Why?
01:10:26Wait.
01:10:28Stop with it.
01:10:29Bye.
01:10:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:44Fuck.
01:10:51Run!
01:10:52Seriously?
01:10:53Look at her!
01:10:56What?
01:10:59And now, a new radio signal from Mercedes.
01:11:05Ah, this song is good.
01:11:07I need to take this chance.
01:11:12I know I should keep my distance.
01:11:15Last time that I saw you, you gave me those up to me.
01:11:20I found it.
01:11:21I don't have a place to stay, but please just tell me you're wrong.
01:11:26I'm not with me.
01:11:28I thought lesbians were supposed to be good at directions.
01:11:31This is painful.
01:11:37Pick up, pick up.
01:11:40Side window, side window, side window.
01:11:56Can someone do something?
01:12:06Can someone do something?
01:12:08You're like a band.
01:12:10I love, my ex.
01:12:12Oh, I love, my ex.
01:12:15I love, my ex.
01:12:16I love, my ex.
01:12:18Oh, I love, my ex.
01:12:21I love, my ex.
01:12:22Vi! Vi, I'm sorry!
01:12:42What is this town, a maze?
01:12:45I feel so stupid.
01:12:46Don't!
01:12:47Look, I'm sorry. It was just, it was way too soon.
01:12:50I'm not talking about the proposal.
01:12:53I can't believe I was too stupid not to see what was going on between you and Jessica.
01:12:57It's Jules.
01:12:58Whatever.
01:12:58But nothing was happening between us.
01:13:01Well, we did kiss.
01:13:03You kissed? When?
01:13:06A few days ago.
01:13:07Yes, but we were broken up.
01:13:09Wait, wait. Was this the same night that I arrived?
01:13:12No, of course not.
01:13:14Wait, did you get back with your ex the same night that Tina had a heart attack?
01:13:18Okay, first of all, it was angina, and how did this get turned back on me?
01:13:22How did you fall in love with someone you barely know so quickly?
01:13:27Did I really mean that little to you?
01:13:29No, why?
01:13:29Barely knew. We dated for two years in high school.
01:13:34Really?
01:13:34I can explain.
01:13:41And this is exactly why I don't date small-town lesbians.
01:13:46It's just too messy.
01:13:47Oh, please, like L.A. is any better.
01:13:48The chart looks like a fucking galaxy.
01:13:51Okay, let me just get this straight.
01:13:53So, you got back with your ex the same night.
01:13:56No!
01:13:57Which means you didn't actually like me.
01:13:59Jules!
01:13:59And you never even told her that we dated?
01:14:03God, it's been over ten years and you're still hiding me.
01:14:08And then to top it all off, you had the audacity to get mad at me?
01:14:12Am I missing anything here?
01:14:15I think you nailed it there, Jamie.
01:14:17The only good thing to come from all of this
01:14:20is that I'm gonna get one hell of a breakup album.
01:14:23I cannot wait to listen to that.
01:14:30You...
01:14:30You haven't changed one bit.
01:14:37Guys, wait!
01:14:38How to lose two girls in ten minutes.
01:14:56The Maggie Pierce story.
01:14:59You know, maybe next year you can bring home Fern.
01:15:01It'll be a yearly X-mas tradition.
01:15:04You know, it's only fun to rip on you when you rip back.
01:15:11Talk to me.
01:15:13You okay?
01:15:15I think I really messed up this time.
01:15:18Well, stay and make it up to Jules.
01:15:20Or if you don't want Jules, go back to L.A. and make it up to Vi.
01:15:24It's actually pretty simple.
01:15:26I vote Threpple!
01:15:28But no one seems to be asking for my opinion.
01:15:31Hello?
01:15:32Hello?
01:15:33God.
01:15:34So annoying.
01:15:36I don't even know how I'd get her back.
01:15:39And her is?
01:15:42I gotta go.
01:15:43I'm gonna miss my flight.
01:15:45Wait, who is her, Max?
01:15:46No, wait, wait, wait!
01:15:47Tell me, who is her, Jules?
01:15:48No!
01:15:49Vi!
01:15:49It's Vi!
01:15:50Lola!
01:15:52Hey!
01:15:53Glad you could come.
01:15:55Happy New Year!
01:15:56Yeah!
01:15:56I think there's about, uh, what, half an hour?
01:15:59It's business cash.
01:16:01Hey, guys doing okay?
01:16:03Can you get some drinks?
01:16:03This is business casual thing.
01:16:05You guys want a drink for you?
01:16:07Happy New Year!
01:16:08It's good.
01:16:09Let's do something.
01:16:10Bye.
01:16:11I love you.
01:16:12I love you.
01:16:13I made it a double.
01:16:22She's in L.A.
01:16:25There's a tiny part of me that thought maybe she'd still pick me.
01:16:28Cheer up. It's going to be a new year.
01:16:31Maybe it's time to get back out there.
01:16:33There are a ton of eligible women here.
01:16:35Like who?
01:16:36Megan. She just got a key to the city.
01:16:39The whole city.
01:16:41I really will just give that key to anyone.
01:16:43Um, thanks guys, but I feel like maybe I'm just meant to be alone.
01:16:49It's in my DNA, like Tina.
01:16:51My sweet hero.
01:16:53Well, I'm rooting for you and Megan.
01:16:56Happy New Year.
01:16:57Two minutes till midnight!
01:17:16Hey, what are you doing here?
01:17:18Um, where's Jules?
01:17:19Um, I don't know. She's here somewhere.
01:17:21Okay.
01:17:34I know we saw each other last night, but I already miss you.
01:17:38I made a mistake.
01:17:41I am such an idiot.
01:17:43Can you forgive me?
01:17:44Don't go spending more $50.
01:17:46I hate that I chose L.A. over you.
01:17:55I hate that when I come home, it's not to you, and I hate that I'm the reason why.
01:18:00I miss talking to you.
01:18:05I miss you every single day.
01:18:08Hey, what are you...
01:18:10I want to be your midnight kiss every year, forever.
01:18:15Happy New Year's, Jules.
01:18:24Okay, people, give them some privacy.
01:18:26God, why is everyone so nosy in this town?
01:18:28This is the phone that I had when we graduated high school.
01:18:35You know you can recycle it, right?
01:18:38On it are drafts and drafts of text messages that I never sent you.
01:18:44I thought about you a lot, Jules.
01:18:48Every single day.
01:18:50Actually, even after we broke up.
01:18:52And I should have told you all of this when we were still together and when I went to L.A.
01:19:02and even when we saw each other this year, but here it is.
01:19:09I'm yours, if you want me.
01:19:15Please say you want me.
01:19:20Attention, everyone.
01:19:20I, Maggie Pierce, am completely and utterly in love with Julianne Alba.
01:19:28Jules, you're impossible to forget.
01:19:34Of course I still want you.
01:19:35I still want you.
01:19:39I still want you.
01:19:43I still want you.
01:19:44I still want you.
01:19:46I still want you.
01:19:48I still want you.
01:19:50I just heard a rumor that Maggie's going to propose soon, but that doesn't make any sense to me because I thought Julianne was the top, but it would appear that Maggie is the top.
01:20:14Oh, I need to read the lesbian handbook again.
01:20:18That chapter about when your ex dates your ex's ex.
01:20:25That's too confusing.
01:20:27Are all lesbians exes?
01:20:30All of them?
01:20:31Maggie and Julianne, they moved to New York together, and she got a recurring role on a show as a lesbian nun.
01:20:37And now, all of America loves her.
01:20:40Give her an Oscar already.
01:20:43If it wasn't very meddling in people's affairs, I really don't know if Max and Jules would have gone together.
01:20:48Did you hear about the Smiths?
01:20:51They died.
01:20:52Technically, they're doing a year-long cruise.
01:20:55But what's the difference?
01:20:57There's sound, speaks, and gossips.
01:20:58It's alive.
01:20:59It's because of me.
01:21:07Okay, come on.
01:21:09We're late.
01:21:13I am an ugly, ugly man.
01:21:16Woo!
01:21:17I would do me 100%.
01:21:19Okay, let's get going.
01:21:22Wait, and one more.
01:21:26Introducing...
01:21:27Oh, Holly Knight.
01:21:31Yeah!
01:21:38You could have shaved Joe.
01:21:46Wow.
01:21:49So, this is every year?
01:21:52Every year.
01:21:54Let's do it.
01:22:14My old friends.
01:22:15Yes!
01:22:16I don't need pretty lights on Christmas morning around the tree
01:22:27Santa's been taking his sweet time
01:22:31And there's no guarantee that her and me were meant to be
01:22:39But I've been waiting so patiently
01:22:44She is the reason I am through with happiness this season
01:22:51Not a jingle or a bell can make me smile till Christmas is dead
01:22:55I'll make her mine this holiday
01:23:14I don't need sugar plums or candy canes to get my fix
01:23:21She's sweet enough to keep me up until December 26
01:23:27And she could be with me
01:23:33Oh, I've been waiting so patiently
01:23:38She is the reason I am through with happiness this season
01:23:45Not a jingle or a bell can make me smile till Christmas is dead
01:23:49I'll make her mine this holiday
01:23:52You are the reason I am through with happiness this season
01:23:57Not a jingle or a bell can make me smile till Christmas is dead
01:24:01I'll make you mine this holiday
01:24:04I'll make you mine this holiday
01:24:10I'll make you mine this holiday