Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 4 Episode 20 The Yoko Factor
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00:00They're gonna make matters worse.
00:01Talk later. Stealthy escape now.
00:04Buffy.
00:06I leave now. I can't ever come back.
00:11Spike, I want you to come with me.
00:13You're going to help me with my problem.
00:15I'm going to help you with yours.
00:19You have to be with the person you love.
00:24I am.
00:26It's complicated because of Terra.
00:30Oh, are you freaked?
00:34I have to tell you some stuff.
00:38About my past.
00:42And it's not all stuff that you're gonna like.
00:45And on Angel.
00:47You didn't think I was gonna find you, did you?
00:50This is not gonna happen.
00:52You're gonna stop me.
00:53Don't do this.
00:54Faith, go.
00:54Don't do it.
00:55Don't move out.
00:56Move.
00:57Move.
01:00I have someone in my life now that I love.
01:03You don't know me anymore, so don't come down here with your great new life and expect me to do things your way.
01:10Go home.
01:10And the men?
01:15These are exceptional boys.
01:18Their capture ratio just keeps increasing.
01:21They're keeping it together.
01:25Morale's a problem.
01:26The death of Professor Walsh, the escape of the prototype.
01:31Controlling the HSTs is getting harder.
01:35We have serious overcrowding in the containment areas.
01:38Quite a mess.
01:39It's not my mess, sir.
01:42I'm just holding the fort while you figure out what you want to do with the place.
01:46This incident with Finn was unfortunate.
01:55Fell in with a bad crowd.
01:57Quite frankly, I don't think he was ever the soldier that you all hoped he was.
02:02The boy thinks too much.
02:04Nevertheless, we want him back.
02:08The government's invested as...
02:10We'll catch up to him.
02:12My feeling is he won't stray too far from the girl.
02:17Yes.
02:20Buffy Summers.
02:22Our databanks don't have much on her.
02:26She's just a girl.
02:28She's a lot more than that.
02:31Slayer's dangerous, is all I'm saying.
02:33Yes, she makes things interesting.
02:36No.
02:37See, you're not getting it, Mr. Bates.
02:39You're going to be interestingly dead.
02:43Little Miss Tanya's got the habit of bulletsing up the plans of every would-be unstoppable badass who sets foot in this town.
02:52Just want you to know, when the big ugly goes down, Slayer's going to be right in the thick of it.
02:58You ready for that?
03:00I'm counting on it.
03:09I'm going to be right in the thick of it.
03:10I'm going to be right in the thick of it.
03:11I'm going to be right in the thick of it.
03:12I'm going to be right in the thick of it.
03:13I'm going to be right in the thick of it.
03:14I'm going to be right in the thick of it.
03:15I'm going to be right in the thick of it.
03:16I'm going to be right in the thick of it.
03:17I'm going to be right in the thick of it.
03:18I'm going to be right in the thick of it.
03:19I'm going to be right in the thick of it.
03:20I'm going to be right in the thick of it.
03:21I'm going to be right in the thick of it.
03:22I'm going to be right in the thick of it.
03:23I'm going to be right in the thick of it.
04:24I killed the hell out of them.
04:26Yet you fear this one.
04:28Hey, watch it, mate.
04:30I don't fear anything.
04:32Just know my enemies.
04:35Do you?
04:36Then why haven't you killed this slayer yet?
04:39Because.
04:39It does.
04:43Stinking rotten luck is why.
04:45On top of that, now I've got this buggering chip up my head.
04:49Yes.
04:50Your behavior modification circuitry.
04:52I know what you feel.
04:54Well, not likely.
04:57You feel smothered, trapped like an animal, pure in its ferocity, unable to actualize the urges within, clinging to one truth, like a flame struggling to burn within an enclosed glass.
05:11That a beast this powerful cannot be contained.
05:15Inevitably, it will break free and savage the land again.
05:19I will make you whole again.
05:24Make you savage.
05:29Wow.
05:29I mean, yeah.
05:34I get where the demons all fall in line with you.
05:38You're like Tony Robbins.
05:40If he was a big, scary, Frankenstein-looking...
05:45You're exactly like Tony Robbins.
05:48I will restore you to what you once were.
05:52When I have the slayer.
05:54How and where I want her.
05:58Easy as said.
06:00She's crafty.
06:01Her and her little friends.
06:03Friends?
06:05There's your...
06:06What you call it, variable.
06:09The slayer's got pals.
06:11You want her evening the odds in a fight, you don't want a slayer ret-smoking of her.
06:15Take them away from her.
06:18Well, there's a plan.
06:22She's working solo.
06:23She won't have a chance to come after us when the wild rumpus begins.
06:28Plus, it'll make her miserable.
06:30And I'll never get tired of that.
06:39Yeah.
06:41Leave them to me.
06:43You can't hurt them.
06:45What can you do to make sure they're out of the picture?
06:49Not a blessed thing.
06:52They're gonna do it for me.
06:54You can't make a ton of worship.
06:55You're listening to me.
06:55I go to my debenниз.
06:56I'm not these guys.
06:56Too much of me.
07:05I guess I can.
07:07You know she's back yet?
07:31LA woman?
07:32Haven't heard from her.
07:34She'll probably come here first thing now.
07:36Hey.
07:37Who's your buddy?
07:39So you don't have to be G.I. Joe while your civvies are getting washed.
07:43Try those on.
07:45You'll feel like a new man.
07:48Would this man have a bright red nose and big floppy feet?
07:55Sorry, that's the cabin fever talking.
07:59But as post-apocalypse splendor goes...
08:03I've done wonders with the place.
08:05Yeah.
08:05Still, the sooner Buffy gets back, the better I'll feel.
08:10You and me both, big guy.
08:13Take it you're not an Angel fan either?
08:16Well, it's not like I hate the guy.
08:20Just, you know, the gut's part of him.
08:22I can't blame you.
08:24But to be fair, it's not him you hate.
08:28It's the curse.
08:33Right?
08:34What did Buffy tell you?
08:37About Angel?
08:41Everything.
08:42More than I wanted to know sometimes.
08:46She loved him.
08:49He turned evil.
08:51He killed people.
08:53She cured him.
08:55He left.
08:57Interesting little curse.
08:59One moment's happiness.
09:03What do you mean?
09:05You know, it's his trigger.
09:07Angel's an okay guy if he's mopey and sad and brooding.
09:11But you give him even one second of pure, real pleasure?
09:16And that sets him off.
09:18Only in the big old kill your friends kind of way.
09:22And you know what makes Angel happiest?
09:24I'll give you a hint.
09:26It's not creme brulee.
09:35Buffy.
09:35Buffy.
09:35Sex.
09:46With Buffy.
09:51She kind of left that part out, huh?
09:57Yeah.
09:58She did.
09:59That explains a lot of things that I wish weren't explained.
10:10Hey, man, that's all ancient history.
10:14She went running to L.A. to bone up on her history.
10:18No!
10:18I'm sure it's boneless.
10:22She just needs to make sure everything's okay.
10:25She's probably back already.
10:28Maybe.
10:29You'll feel a lot better when you see her.
10:36I guess we'll see.
10:37Okay.
10:44If I leave here tomorrow
10:48Would you still remember me?
10:56Well, I must be traveling on now
11:06There's too many places I've got to see
11:13And if I stay here with you, girl
11:22Things just couldn't be the same
11:29Cause I'm as free as a bird now
11:37You know, for someone who's got Watcher on his resume
11:43You might want to cast an eye to the front door every now and again
11:46What do you want?
11:48What do you want?
11:50Ah
11:50Newer left one
11:52Coffee around
11:55Why?
12:00I need to speak to the lady of the house
12:02Hey, be a pet and give her a message for me, would you?
12:05Tell her I just might have something she just might want
12:08And what might that something be?
12:14Information
12:14Highly classified
12:16Not cheap wood on the street for adult either
12:20I'm talking about the good stuff now
12:22Thrill me
12:24It's nothing I know
12:27What, you think I come running over saying
12:30I've got a secret, beat me till I talk?
12:33There's files in the initiative
12:35I'm pretty sure I know where
12:37Files?
12:42Yeah
12:43Secrets
12:44Mission statements
12:48Design schematics
12:49All of Maggie Walsh's dirty laundry
12:53Which I guess would include
12:55Lots of tidbits about
12:57Adam
12:58Well, yeah
13:00Say someone was to risk his life and limb
13:04Well, limb anyway
13:05To obtain said files
13:07Might be worth a little something
13:09At this point
13:12A cynical person might think
13:14That you are offering
13:15Just what we need
13:17When we need it most
13:18That person would be right, Rupert
13:21Supply and demand
13:23And it won't be cheap this time
13:25What do you want?
13:28A year's supply of blood
13:29Guaranteed protection
13:30Merry bushels of cash
13:33And most important
13:35A guarantee
13:36That I'm not to be in any way slain
13:39Done
13:41With a smile and a nod from you
13:45Sorry
13:47Not close to good enough
13:49This deals with the slayer
13:50I'll tell her
13:52Oh, you'll tell her?
13:55Great comfort, that
13:56What makes you think she'll listen to you?
14:00Because
14:00Very convincing
14:04I'm her watcher
14:06I think you're neglecting the past tense there, Rupert
14:12Besides, she barely listened to you when you were in charge
14:16I've seen the way she treats you
14:19I guess
14:21And how's that?
14:22Very much like a retired librarian
14:24Look, I've got what she wants
14:28As long as she has what I want
14:30Spread the word
14:34She knows where to find me
14:35I'll think about it
14:39I keep thinking
14:44Okay
14:44That's the cutest thing ever
14:47And then she does something
14:48Cuter
14:49And completely resets the whole scale
14:52Did you see her yawn earlier?
14:55Yes
14:55I thought I was gonna die
14:58Oh, I love you, Miss Kitty Fantastical
15:02We've got to get her a real name
15:04It's so cool that she's ours
15:07Yours
15:11That she's yours is cool
15:15She can be ours if you want
15:17You still need an elective
15:21How about
15:23Sophomore level psychology?
15:26Oh
15:26Kinda psyched out
15:29Since Professor Wash
15:30Maybe something fun
15:33Like drama
15:34I could be dramatic
15:36You cannot have more catnip
15:41You have a catnip problem
15:44Definitely drama
15:47They haven't even dealt
15:52With a housing situation yet
15:54Have you done anything?
15:57I hear there's some
15:58Off-campus places
16:00That are way cool
16:01For groups to, you know
16:02Go in on
16:04Oh, I just figured
16:05You'd be dorming up
16:06With Buffy again
16:07We haven't really talked about it
16:10I used to assume
16:12We'd be roomies
16:13Through grad school
16:15So well into
16:15Little old ladyhood
16:17You know
16:18Cheating at bingo together
16:19And forgetting to take her pills
16:22But
16:24But
16:26I don't know
16:28It hardly feels like
16:31We're roomies now
16:32She's busy with Riley
16:36And
16:36I'm gone a lot too
16:39Guess I should ask her
16:45Riley
16:46I, uh, got a little tired
17:01Of sitting around waiting
17:02So
17:03You joined the circus
17:07Sandra took my clothes
17:10To clean them
17:10Left me these
17:12Does he, uh, hate me
17:15In some way
17:15I don't know about yet?
17:17I think I would've
17:17Attracted less attention
17:18In my uniform
17:19Is it okay
17:23For you to be here?
17:27You tell me
17:28I just
17:30Met with that
17:31Government branch
17:32Hunting you down
17:33And all
17:33I'm good
17:35And, uh
17:38Took me a while
17:40But I
17:41Passed into their frequency
17:43Can't sneak up on a guy
17:46If he's listening in
17:46You're the sneakiest
17:49Why they hired me?
18:01You okay?
18:06Yeah
18:07I just
18:08Angel kind of upset me
18:13How?
18:16You
18:17It's not that interesting
18:20Got my attention
18:22He just spun my head a little
18:27You don't want to talk about it
18:33It's just deconstructing
18:36Angel can wait
18:37Right now
18:38I just want to
18:39Get out there
18:39And patrol
18:40And, and find Adam
18:41We can talk about it
18:44Later
18:45It's the pants
18:48Isn't it?
18:51It's okay
18:51I couldn't take me seriously
18:53In these things either
18:54Riley
18:55It's not that big a deal
18:56I'll tell you what
19:00Why don't I get out of your face?
19:02You had a long trip
19:03Look
19:05You don't have to go
19:06It's okay
19:07Besides
19:09If they recharge them
19:11Every two hours
19:12Or they go dead on me
19:13Okay
19:16Okay
19:16Here
19:26You should just say
19:27The ensemble
19:28From the last time
19:29We snuck into the initiative
19:30I'm not a clothing delivery service
19:31Elias kind of
19:33He did Riley yesterday
19:34Hello
19:39This is just
19:42Swell
19:44Gotta say
19:49Liking this
19:50Quite a lot
19:51Kinda changes the balance
19:53Of power
19:54Ow!
19:55Ah
19:56Oh
19:57Come on
19:58You gotta be kidding
20:00Wow
20:01That chip in your head
20:02Means you can't even
20:03Point a gun
20:04How humiliating
20:05It doesn't work anyway
20:06It's a fake
20:08Can't even point a decorative gun
20:11Give it up for American chipmanship
20:14It doesn't work?
20:17What about self-defense?
20:19I'm taking a risk here
20:21You know?
20:22Can I tell you how much
20:24I really
20:24Don't care?
20:27Attitude
20:27See how far that'll take you
20:30In boot camp
20:30Say
20:32I hope you get one of those
20:34Tough as nails
20:35Drill sergeants
20:36Who's only hard on the men
20:38Cause he's trying to
20:38Keep them alive
20:39When the bullets start flying
20:41I love that stuff
20:43Boot camp?
20:44Yeah
20:44Like I'd go there
20:46What?
20:48You change your mind?
20:49Not gonna join?
20:51Do you want any army?
20:53Okay
20:54One
20:54Ow
20:55Two
20:56Where'd you get that idea?
20:59Three
20:59Ow
21:00I'm not
21:01Joining the army
21:03Well good
21:04Stop that nonsense
21:06Just in time
21:07I was never
21:08Who'd you hear this from?
21:13Your girlie mates
21:13Were talking
21:14Some about
21:15Being all you can be
21:17Or all you can be
21:19Uh
21:20Having a laugh
21:22Figured you were signing up
21:23Say
21:24Have you got anything larger
21:25In the
21:26Toy gun line?
21:28All I can
21:28Can you believe this?
21:31Like I'm some sort of
21:32Useless lunk
21:33It happens that I'm good
21:34At a lot of things
21:35I help out with all kinds of
21:37Stuff
21:38I have skills
21:40And
21:40Stratagems
21:42I'm very
21:43Help me out
21:46You said Viking in the sack?
21:49Terrific
21:49You didn't have these cleaned
21:51After the last time
21:52Did you?
21:53This is so like them lately
21:54It's all about
21:56Them and the college life
21:57Well you know what college is?
21:59It's high school
22:00Only without the actual
22:01Going to class
22:02Well
22:05High school was
22:06Kind of like that too
22:07But the point is
22:08I'm out there
22:09Working hard to make a living
22:10It's nothing but a huge joke to them
22:12Xander got fired from Starbucks
22:14Xander got fired from that
22:16Phone sex line
22:17They look down on you
22:19And they hate you
22:21But they don't look down on me
22:23Hey
22:24It was just a laugh
22:26There's no need to go insane over it
22:28Is anybody talking to you?
22:32Sir
22:32No sir
22:33Don't shoot
22:52Give me a reason not to
22:55You're killing humans now?
22:57Not yet
22:57Beating you senseless
22:59Should do just fine
23:00I could have a patrol here in under a minute
23:02So here's a plan
23:04You go your way
23:05I'll go mine
23:06I'm checking out that cave
23:18My orders exactly
23:19Alone?
23:22We're spread a little thin
23:23So yeah
23:24Family's tearing apart
23:27Family?
23:28What kind of family are you?
23:31Corleones?
23:34Weren't until you showed up
23:36What?
23:39No girls in the club?
23:41I think you're the first girlfriend Riley's ever had
23:44Big head on that skinny little body
23:47No you're just the first one to get him to commit treason
23:50Riley had a career
23:52He had a future till he met you
23:54And yeah
23:54I got a problem with that
23:56A future
23:57A future doing what?
24:01Legal experiments?
24:02Torture?
24:03Murder?
24:05I guess killing someone isn't really a problem for you
24:07Less and less
24:09Why don't you get the hell out of here before I
24:11Touch me and you'll find out what Slayer's strength is like
24:14I think it's about time you showed me then
24:16Yes
24:17I think that would be interesting
24:21Get out of here
24:35Now moving
24:46Thank you
24:52Go!
24:54Get out!
24:56No!
24:57Oh god
25:01Oh god
25:05Good
25:16Come in
25:25White
25:26Hi
25:26Oh god
25:27Oh, my God.
25:57I think I lost the buggers.
26:02Any luck with the disc?
26:05Took what they had.
26:07Should be something useful on one of them.
26:10So, what are we looking for?
26:13Anything about Adam.
26:16Any problems getting in and out?
26:18No.
26:19I mean, a couple of them made me on the way out, but I took care of them.
26:22Okay, you've been a good running away from, did you?
26:25Well, yeah.
26:28When do I get paid?
26:31When Willow tells me you've brought us something useful.
26:34I could have gone straight to the Slayer, you know.
26:52I cut you in, let you pretend you're actually in charge.
26:55Now you've got to wait for Red's permission to finish the deal?
26:58As soon as we see what's on the discs.
27:03Hey, it looks like gibberish.
27:07Gibberish?
27:09They're encrypted.
27:11Oh, wonderful.
27:14Can you fix some?
27:16Crack a government encryption code on my laptop?
27:19Easy is really difficult, why?
27:22You're not exactly the whiz these days, either.
27:26God, I'm never going to get paid.
27:28I am a whiz.
27:30She is a whiz.
27:31Ever a whiz there was.
27:34I just need some time.
27:36No, I just heard you weren't...
27:39Your mates said you weren't playing with computers so much.
27:43Into the new thing.
27:44What new thing?
27:46You know, you two.
27:47The whole wicker thing.
27:51They were talking about that?
27:53Can we get back to business here?
27:55I've got a deal at stake.
27:57What did they say?
27:59Talking about, you know, it's a phase.
28:01You'll get over it.
28:03What?
28:04Who said that?
28:06Was it Buffy?
28:07Because you know what she means.
28:09No, she was defending you.
28:12Because Xander said you were just being trendy.
28:15Trendy?
28:15I don't know what they were going on about.
28:18A person wants to be a witch.
28:20That's their business.
28:23I knew Buffy was freaked.
28:26You should talk to her, because I'm so sure...
28:28Pressing business, ladies.
28:30Don't want to get sidetracked.
28:32Still got your monsters to fight.
28:36Cell capacity's maxed up three days ago, sir.
28:40If we keep up this pace,
28:42there'll be nowhere left to contain the hostiles.
28:44They're animals, Lieutenant.
28:46We pack them in until we're out of room,
28:48and then we pack them in some room.
28:51They're going to start tearing each other apart, sir.
28:53I have no problem with that scenario.
28:55We pack up.
28:57We pack up.
28:59We request immediate backup, over.
29:02We're tearing the support over here.
29:04Two men down.
29:05Come out of nowhere.
29:06Mayday.
29:07Repeat.
29:08Mayday.
29:09We're expecting immediate backup.
29:10Wendy and Owen are not the school building.
29:12We're in sight.
29:13Back.
29:14Stand back.
29:15It's coming in.
29:16We're expecting immediate backup.
29:17Wendy and Owen are not the school building.
29:18We're in sight.
29:19Back.
29:20Stand back.
29:21It's coming in.
29:22Back.
29:23Back.
29:24Back.
29:26Back.
29:27It's coming in.
29:28Hmm.
29:29Missy.
29:30Ch Tory?
29:32Yeah!
29:33Ugh!
29:35Uhh!
29:36Ugh!
29:37Yes!
29:39He's coming!
29:41Yes!
29:42Eh!
29:43Is it League?
29:46Change us.
29:47See some new Jedi.
29:48And by the way reminds us,
29:50Riley Finn
30:01I know you
30:05We have a friend in common
30:10Angel
30:20Welcoming committee, your idea?
30:29The way I heard it, you were all peaceable now.
30:34You didn't by any chance go and lose that pesky soul again, did you?
30:39Don't push me, boy.
30:43Now what possibly could have happened with Buffy
30:46that would make you lose your soul?
30:49That would be between me and her.
30:53Where do you think you're going?
30:55I want to see an old girlfriend.
30:57Oh, you really think I'm going to let that happen?
30:59Think you're going to stop me?
31:01I surely do.
31:19Move!
31:19Move!
31:32Move!
31:32Let's go.
32:02Let's go.
32:32Let's go.
33:02Let's go.
33:04I need a little more than that.
33:06Oh.
33:07Um.
33:08Come in.
33:10Come in.
33:22You're hurt.
33:24You too.
33:26I'll live.
33:28You wanna tell me who ran your face into that doorknob?
33:34Not really.
33:36It's not world and peril stuff.
33:38Let me guess.
33:40You thought of something else really hurtful to say and you couldn't tell me on the phone because the funniest part is that look on my face.
33:49Buffy, please.
33:50I really don't have a lot of time.
33:53What's going on?
33:55I told you you weren't coming near her.
34:05You've gotta be kidding me.
34:07This is why you came?
34:09No.
34:10This was an accident.
34:12Running your car into a tree is an accident.
34:15Running your fist into somebody's face is a plan.
34:18Please explain this to me.
34:20Put that gun down.
34:22That's pretty much all I got left.
34:25So I'm thinking not.
34:27He attacked four of my men, Buffy.
34:29Think he's up to his old tricks.
34:31He won't hurt anybody.
34:33Tell him.
34:34Might hurt you.
34:35Well, please try.
34:37Some threat you can barely stand.
34:40I'm sure your finger feels okay.
34:42You actually sleep with this guy?
34:44Okay, stop it!
34:47Okay, that is enough.
34:49I see one more display of testosterone poisoning,
34:52and I will personally put you both in the hospital.
34:58Anybody think I'm exaggerating?
35:02He's starting.
35:15Riley.
35:17I'm sorry.
35:21I just wanted to know that you were safe.
35:25I need to talk to Angel for a minute.
35:28What?
35:29Riley, please.
35:36I'm not leaving this room.
35:40I mean it.
35:47I'm not moving a muscle.
36:04Okay.
36:05I come to see you.
36:07To help you.
36:08And you treat me like I'm just...
36:10your ex.
36:12Your ex.
36:13Well, technically...
36:14Shut up!
36:15And then you order me out of your city,
36:18and then you come here and start pounding on my boyfriend?
36:22I would really like to know what the hell are you trying to do.
36:28I was trying to make things better.
36:29Well...
36:30It's going pretty good, don't you think?
36:39Swell.
36:40You know...
36:41I...
36:42I couldn't leave it like that.
36:45The way I spoke to you...
36:46I came to apologize.
36:47I...
36:48I had no right.
36:49And Riley?
36:50Going pretty good, don't you think?
36:55Swell.
36:57You know, I couldn't leave it like that.
37:06The way I spoke to you, I came to apologize.
37:12I had no right.
37:16And Riley?
37:17I got jumped by some soldiers.
37:19He came in in the middle.
37:21It wasn't real forthcoming with the benefit of the doubt.
37:27Put yourself in his place.
37:33I get it.
37:37Look.
37:42You weren't entirely wrong what you said in L.A.
37:49We don't live in each other's worlds anymore.
37:53I had no right to barge in on yours and make judgments.
38:00I'm still sorry.
38:07And next time, I'll apologize by phone.
38:15Things are pretty tense around here.
38:21They really are.
38:22Can I do anything?
38:27Honestly.
38:30I think the best thing you can do right now is...
38:33Okay.
38:37It means a lot that you came.
38:39It means a lot.
38:51Oh.
38:53And...
38:54Riley?
38:57Yeah?
38:59I don't like them.
39:31Now, that was fun.
39:40You were successful.
39:44Easier than I thought it'd be, too.
39:46You're sure?
39:47I feel it in my bones. It's, uh, call it the Yoko Factor.
39:57Don't tell me you never hurt the Beatles.
40:01I have.
40:03I like Helter Skelter.
40:05What a surprise.
40:08The point is, they were once a real powerful group.
40:12It's not a stretch to say they rule the world.
40:15When they broke up, everyone blamed Yoko.
40:18But the fact is, the group split itself apart.
40:20She just happened to be there.
40:22And you know how it is with the kids.
40:24They go off to college, they grow apart.
40:28Way of the world.
40:29So you separated the Slayer from her friends.
40:32I'm pleased.
40:38Well, since we've got all our ducks in a row, and not talking to each other,
40:45I guess it's time for the grand plan, huh?
40:47You know, the one where I get the chipectomy?
40:51You got everything you need, right?
40:53No.
40:55There's one more thing.
40:56How bad are you hurt?
41:13I don't know yet.
41:16It's still young.
41:17Riley, I have to tell you something.
41:25Figured.
41:27Maybe you want to sit down.
41:30Fine.
41:34Riley, I...
41:35Wait.
41:37Me first.
41:38Buffy, I feel like we've gotten really close.
41:49At least, I thought we had.
41:53I don't know much about Angel, or your relationship with him.
41:59But, all I ask is, if you're going to break my heart, do it fast.
42:11What?
42:14You think that Angel and I...
42:17Didn't you?
42:20No.
42:22Of course not.
42:23How can you even ask me that?
42:32I don't know.
42:33Xander said...
42:34Xander?
42:35Oh, he's the deadest man dead on you.
42:37No.
42:38It's not his fault.
42:39I...
42:40I prodded, and he explained how Angel went bad.
42:46He...
42:47Trigger.
42:51Oh.
42:51And...
42:53After that, I went a little nuts, you know?
42:57I mean...
42:58On the one hand, I should believe in us.
43:03But...
43:04On the other, sometimes things happen between exes, and when I saw that he was bad...
43:10He's...
43:11Not bad.
43:15Seriously?
43:17That's a good day?
43:20Well, there you go.
43:21Even when he's good, he's all Mr. Billowy Coat, King of Pain, and girls really like that.
43:27Riley, stop.
43:30See?
43:32Nuts.
43:33Have I ever given you any reason to feel that you can't trust me?
43:48No.
43:51Then why with the crazy?
43:53Because I'm so in love with you, I can't think straight.
44:05Tell me about it.
44:06Riley.
44:07I still have to tell you something.
44:22And there's no easy way to...
44:25Just saying.
44:26Forrest is dead.
44:33Forrest is dead.
44:36I'm so sorry.
44:38There was a fight.
44:44Adam killed him.
44:47I barely got away.
44:49I know that there's nothing that I can say that's going to make this better.
45:00But we will find this thing and destroy it.
45:07I have to go.
45:08Are you sure?
45:11I have to go now.
45:26It's still encrypted.
45:28Well, Willow's working really hard on it.
45:34Okay.
45:35Well, how long before you un-crypt it?
45:39Hours?
45:40Days, maybe?
45:42Anyone suggesting months would not be accused of crazy talk?
45:47Whatever happened to Latin?
45:49Wish when that made no sense the church approved.
45:54I can't just wait around, Will.
45:56Well, that disc is no good to me unless you crack it soon.
45:59Hey.
46:01We worked really hard getting that.
46:04Xander delivered clothing.
46:06The church approved.
46:09Sorry, you guys.
46:09We're on a clock here.
46:12Okay.
46:12Adam was at that cave, so maybe he was there for a reason.
46:15I could go back, scope it out, track him if I have to.
46:19Right.
46:20And then maybe you'll get lucky and he'll still be there and he can rip your arms off.
46:26For you.
46:27Buffy, you can't go back alone.
46:29You'll never train with me anymore.
46:30He's going to kick your ass.
46:32Giles.
46:34Sorry, I was a bit honest.
46:36Terrible sorry.
46:36So she doesn't go alone.
46:38Giles, weapons all around.
46:40You're not going, Xander.
46:41You get hurt.
46:46Oh.
46:49Okay, you and Willow go do the superpower thing.
46:51I'll stay behind and putter on the back cave with crusty old Alfred here.
46:55Ah, no, I am no Alfred, sir.
46:57No, you forget.
46:58Alfred had a job.
46:59Willow is not going either.
47:02I'm doing it alone.
47:03Oh, great.
47:04And then when you have your new no arms, we can all say, gee, it's a good thing we weren't
47:10there getting in the way of that.
47:12Right.
47:13Maybe we can help in other ways.
47:14You want some fighting pants, Bup?
47:16I can get you some new fighting pants.
47:18You guys, this isn't helping.
47:20Oh, wow.
47:21We're already getting in the way.
47:23We're pretty good at this, Xander, huh?
47:24Right.
47:25I'm so good at it, you might have to ship me off to the army to get me out of the way.
47:29The army?
47:31You didn't know I knew about that, did you?
47:33You two talking about me behind my back.
47:36Us talking about you?
47:39How about you telling Riley every last detail of my life with Angel?
47:44Uh, besides, when is there any us two?
47:48You two are the two who are the two.
47:50I'm the other one.
47:51Uh-huh, but maybe that all changes when I'm doing sit-ups over at Fort Dix.
47:57Fort Dix?
48:02Are you drunk?
48:05Yes, quite a bit, actually.
48:06Well, stop it.
48:09This is stupid.
48:11Stupid?
48:12So you finally have the guts to say it to my face.
48:15I didn't say you were stupid.
48:17So stop being an idiot and let me fix this.
48:21Okay, I need you.
48:23I need both of you all the time.
48:25Just not now.
48:28Adam is very dangerous.
48:30Wait.
48:31How do you need me, really?
48:36You're good with the computer stuff.
48:39Usually.
48:41And there's the witch stuff.
48:43Witch stuff?
48:45What exactly do you mean by witch stuff?
48:48You guys, what is happening?
48:51This is crazy.
48:52Oh, no, it's not.
48:53It's all finally making perfect sense.
48:56And I'm not going to miss a moment of it.
49:01You think this will go on for a while?
49:05Hard to say.
49:06Nice bathroom.
49:15I like the tile.
49:16And if I did join the Army, I'd be great.
49:19You know why?
49:20Because they might give me a job that couldn't be done by any well-trained border caller.
49:24That's it.
49:25I'm going to bed.
49:26You do wonderful in the Army.
49:28Hey, do you think the umbilical cord between you and Anya could stretch that far?
49:33I knew it.
49:34I knew you hated her.
49:38Look, I'm not the one being judgmental here.
49:41I'll leave that territory to you and Buffy.
49:44Judgmental?
49:45If I was any more open-minded about the choices you two make, my whole brain would fall out.
49:51Oh, and superior.
49:53Don't forget that.
49:55Just because you're better than us doesn't mean you can be all superior.
49:58You guys, stop this.
50:01What happened to you today?
50:03It's not today.
50:05Buffy, things have been wrong for a while.
50:08Don't you see that?
50:10Well, what do you mean wrong?
50:12Well, they certainly haven't been right since Tara.
50:17We have to face it.
50:18You can't handle Tara being my girlfriend.
50:21No.
50:22It was bad before that, since you two knocked to college and forgot about me.
50:26You just left me in the basement to...
50:29Tara's your girlfriend?
50:30Bloody hell.
50:34Enough!
50:35All I know is you want to help, right?
50:38Be part of the team?
50:40I don't know anymore.
50:42No.
50:42No.
50:43No, you said you wanted to go.
50:45So let's go.
50:46All of us.
50:47We'll walk into that cave with you two attacking me and the funny drunk drooling on my shoe.
50:54Hey!
50:55Hey, maybe that's the secret way to killing Adam.
50:58Buffy.
50:59Is that it?
51:01Is that how you can help?
51:05You're not answering me.
51:08How can you possibly help?
51:11So...
51:22I guess I'm starting to understand why there's no ancient prophecy about a chosen one and her friends.
51:35If I need help, I'll go to someone I can count on.
51:38I've been waiting for you.
51:55And now I'm here.
51:56I'm here.
52:00Alright.
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