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Today on Dead Rails ROBLOX, we're going to get as much money as possible! This took me a while LOL

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This update adds Fools Gold, a new mode where you can get random unusual effects when you sell Fools Gold. Additionally they have a horsey mode too, where you can become a horse! Happy April Fools!

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00:00Hey, what's up gamers? Today we are playing Dead Rails, but I am going to become the richest man
00:05alive. If you had like a list of the top 10 richest people, then dude, I'm gonna be number
00:10one. Alright, so first off, we are playing as the high roller, so you know, we get 1.5 times the
00:16amount of moolah, bam. So that should be, I don't even know, 75? Yeah, that is the amount of money
00:22that we got. Okay, and now what do we want to do? We are going to buy a rifle. That is the worst
00:28decision you can make at the start of the game, but that's okay. We'll be fine. Don't worry,
00:32fellas. Oh bro, I've actually cooked myself. What have I done? I've already made a terrible
00:37financial decision. Oh well, that's alright. Hey guys, here's another challenge. How far can I get
00:43using newspaper? Let's find out. So far, we're off to a good start. I think we're about to run out of
00:49fuel. Okay guys, so that was actually strategic, so now I'm going to mine this, and then when we head
00:55back to outpost, I can buy some coal. This was totally what I planned, guys. Don't worry. Mate,
01:00this is taking like 20 years. Oh my gosh. As soon as I say it though, of course I mine the ore.
01:06Silver nugget, you're coming with me, mate. You will be building my empire brick by brick,
01:11silver nugget, and you'll be the first brick of them all. By the way guys, if you aren't chronically
01:16online, apparently a lot of people are upset about the horse class getting removed. You know that
01:22April Fool's update that they did like, I don't know, 20 years ago now? Uh, no, it was only like
01:27a day ago. There's been a lot of discussion about it. A lot of people are very unhappy. A lot of people
01:32really want the horse class, and they're like rioting for it, bro. But then also, there are
01:37people that really want Fool's Gold back as well. So, you know, let me know if you want Fool's Gold,
01:42horsey, or I don't know, both of them, I guess. Okay, not gonna lie though, I really did like the
01:47Fool's Gold. That was actually like a really sick idea. It's kind of like a Minecraft lucky block.
01:53You either get like 20 years of bad fortune and crippling debt, or instead you get like
01:59$100, which is great. You know, it's amazing. I love gambling. It's so good. All right, we have now
02:06officially deposited coal. Here we go. Dude, what a great start, you know. This is just awesome.
02:12All right, we have a sheriff building over here. By the way, if you're wondering how much money I want
02:16to try and get. I want to try and get at least like, I don't know, maybe 10k. Is 10k a good
02:22amount? I don't really know. I'll try and go for more than that, but yeah. That is like the rough
02:27like idea of what I want to try and get. By the way, if I sound a bit nasally, I have got a bit of
02:32ligma, so I do apologize. I'll try and not spread it around whilst I'm recording. Sorry, guys.
02:37Okay, so we do have a salami moon up there. That is something I need to look out for. Okay,
02:42we have a place on the left. We'll park up right here. How much fuel we got? Oh, we are critically
02:48low. Awesome. Yeah, that's great. Oh, hey, mate. How you doing? Oh, you want to get bonked, eh?
02:53Oi, get the bonk treatment, boy. Okay, what have we got in here? What can I rummage up? So we got a
02:59chair and we have a random lady. You know what? I'll put you with your friend. There you go. Have a good
03:04one, ladies. All right, so we have a vampire. You know what? Honestly, I'm going to chuck the vampire in
03:09the engine. I don't need his charity. You're lucky here, fellas. We have outlaws. You know what they
03:15are? They're pretty good money. Come on, boys. Come over here. Come on. I need to say hello. Bam.
03:21Kill that guy. Bam. Oh, hold on. Let me just reload. Thank you. Oh, go away. Okay, we'll superglue you to
03:30the train. You are never going to be free, horsey. You are stuck there for the rest of the game. Nah,
03:36don't worry, bro. I'm just kidding. Oh, excuse me. Are we there yet? Oh, no. Never mind. We're only
03:416,000 meters out. Oh, yeah. By the way, guys, if you want to join my Discord, feel free. We have a
03:47lot of Discord moderators on there. Oh, no. I've run out of fuel. Okay, hold on. Oh, dude. I don't
03:52want to put the outlaws in there. They're going to be good moolah, man. I don't want to do it,
03:57but I might have to. Okay, wait. I see a building on the right. Hold on. Hold on. We're nearly
04:03there. Come on, please. Please. Just a little bit more gas. Oh, dude. Are you serious? And the worst
04:09part is it's a doctor, and I don't think any type of fuel will spawn in there. But then again, we do
04:15have a town on the left, so we should be all right. Oh, look at that medicine. Yeah, look at all that
04:19snoil. Hold on. Oh, oh, oh, oh. He's trying to escape. He's going through the wall. That snoil was
04:25scared of me. He's heard rumors about what I do with snoil. Okay, I think we're good here. Come on,
04:30little horsey. Giddy up. By the way, I was wrong. They do have fuel in there. I thought doctor's
04:35officers didn't, but you know. All right, chuck you up. Glue you to the floor. Chuck in a bit of
04:40fuel. Beautiful, mate. This is amazing. Okay, I do not have a lot of bullets for my rifle,
04:45but that's all right. I can try and cook a little bit. Come on, mate. There we go. Oh,
04:50hello there. Look at him. He's poking his little head through. Yeah, that's great. Look at these
04:54little green goblins, bro. Honestly. Oh, he has a gun. I had to kill him. I had to do it.
04:59I'm telling you. Oh, we have. Oh, hold on. Hold on. Wait, come on. Come on. Surely get a
05:04multi-kill. Get a multi-kill. Oh, that's beautiful. I love the dynamite zombie. I regret everything I've
05:11ever said about it. Why is that? Get off my horse. Let's see. Let's see. What do we got?
05:17We got any moolah? Oh, bolt action. Don't mind if I do. Wait, who's that? Hey, get off me.
05:24Hey, horsey. Can you please stop pushing me away from you? Why is my voice getting raspier? I don't
05:29like this. I think I'm getting a sickness. Oh, my sweet. Run. You know what, guys? I'm going to
05:38just revive, okay? I think it'll be fine. You know, the challenge is how much money I can get,
05:43not how. Oh, my crucifix. You know, the challenge is how much money can I get, not how often can I
05:50die. So we're just going to kill these guys. Goodbye. And I'm going to put you guys back in
05:54my little sack. And now, got a bit of revolver. Got a bit of bandages. Yeah, beauty, mate. But
06:00don't worry, guys, about me dying. It'll never happen again. If it does, you are authorized to
06:05eliminate me. Also, I hate these dynamite zombies now. I hate him. Look at him. Never mind. I love
06:11him. That is so awesome. Dude, someone's lawn mowing while I'm recording. Yo. Yo, this is a W.
06:17You. Hey, excuse me, mate. I'm going to have to tell you to evacuate the building. All right. So two,
06:22six, six. And then, oh, this one was actually pretty easy. Okay. Oh, beautiful. This is good
06:29loot. Oh, mate. Oh, who's this, eh? Looks like a vampire. Well, you want some treasury bonds? Come
06:36on, mate. Oh, he's gone now. Okay. Now, I can't lie to you guys. I'm a little bit scared. Oh, who's
06:42this guy? Look at him. Oh, he's just looking at me. Oh, hello there. Oh, okay. Well, he's gone
06:48now. Am I safe? Oh, no, I'm not safe. All right. So we have looted that bank. That is great. Uh,
06:54where is little bro? Where's the old frail man? I need his code for this bank. Hello,
06:59old frail man. Where are you? I'm here to rob you. Oh, I don't like you. You seem very scary.
07:07Dude, I can't kill him. That's it. You're getting the lightning treatment. Okay.
07:11Okay. That's one way to kill him. Oh, yo. Rifle ammo. Chest plate. Hold on. How did I skip this?
07:17All right, guys. I can't find the bank owner. I'm going to have to do plan B. Plan B has been
07:22activated. Oh, what are you doing, mate? Hey. Dude, what a silly little goober. All right. So,
07:27dude, this music is like repeating and it's actually melting my brain. It's actually turning
07:32into a goo. I cannot handle this. All right. So, because you didn't want to open up for me,
07:37mate, I'm going to have to blow you open now. I do apologize for the inconvenience
07:41towards your bank, but I do need to make some money. So, sorry. Oh, I found the old man. Oh,
07:46hey. Yeah. Sorry, mate. I had to blow open your bank. I didn't mean to. All right. You should have
07:50just given me the code, but you know, you forced my hand. All right, guys. This is what we've got
07:55currently. You know, looking pretty good. Looking pretty good. Got an equal share of silver and gold
08:01over there. All right. Chuck these in. Fill up the train a little bit because we are extremely low.
08:06All right. Now we'll head to the outposts and we'll sell. I think we've actually got pretty
08:11lucky here. Not going to lie. All right. Time to slowly sell these. Oh my gosh. There's so much.
08:17Look at this, guys. Oh my gosh. I've created a giant tower of money. Dude, I even got the challenge
08:24as well. Have over 1,000 in one game. Little do they know, I am not stopping at 1,000. I am going to
08:31keep going. All right. We've now left the outposts. I have spent a bit of the money. Oh my gosh. Hold
08:37on, guys. We have more to sell. We have a bunch outlaws over here. Come on, fellas. All right.
08:45Sell these guys and then we are finally ready to go. Why are those horses doing that? Nah, man. This
08:50game's freaky. All right. Hear me out, guys. What if they added a chicken jockey? Dude, that would be
08:56insane. You can have like a chicken jockey character and everything. I'm actually full
09:01of ideas. The devs need to hire me, bro. I'm telling you. Like last time I was saying that
09:05they should add iPhones to the game as like a DLC and now I'm talking about chicken jockeys
09:10and Steven. They need me, man. I'm telling you. Okay. So it is pitch black right now. This
09:16is terrible. Um, we have a town in Albert Einstein right now next to each other. This is kind of
09:22wild. Hold on. Let me kill this guy. Oh my sweet. Dude, that lighting almost hit me. I'm
09:28telling you. The game has it out for me, man. They're trying to kill me. All right. Let me
09:32try and collect all of these little goodies inside here. Okay. And then we have another
09:37ingot over here. Why am I calling them ingots, bro? This isn't Minecraft. Dude, I'm not doing
09:43Albert Einstein because his head does sell for a lot of moolah. So, you know, look at him. He's
09:48kind of like little bubbles. All right. If I die, I'm going to be so mad. I'm telling
09:52you, I'm going to be extremely mad. Okay. There we go. Oh, I just realized we ran out
09:57of fuel right here as well. Okay. That's actually pretty convenient. Now I can refuel and loot
10:03the entire town, man. There's something about the rifle. I just love killing zombies. Like
10:08it is just extremely fun. Never give me a weapon in real life. Oh, cowboy zombie. Goodbye,
10:14buddy. Little bro thought he could. Wait, hold on. How many banks do we have
10:18in this place? Wait, what? I swear we've got like four or five. Dude. And we have a banker
10:23inside this bank, but like his code doesn't belong to this bank. Hold on. You'll see what
10:28I mean. So there was another banker that I killed and another bank. Dude, I'm saying banks so
10:32much. And he dropped a code, except that code didn't go towards that bank. It goes towards
10:38this. And now there is a banker inside this bank and his code goes towards that bank. What
10:43is going on? And why is there a house in here? Okay. All right. Time to open up this
10:47bank. Oh my gosh. This is so weird. Okay. And yeah, that's the guy over there. Hey,
10:53bozo. How you doing? Okay. Not bad. Not bad. Decent loot from this one. It is a destroyed
10:58bank after all. So it won't be like amazing loot, but you know. Okay. That is the third
11:03bank. That is four banks, four banks in this one town, brother. I mean, this is great for
11:09my challenge, but still what? Okay. Good loot in here. Good loot. I'm liking it. I'm liking
11:14it. Dude, the amount of gold bars that we have. What is this? Oh, this is cooked. The
11:20person on the lawnmower is going into like overdrive mode. It is going so loud. Guys,
11:25you don't want to see how much loot I have on the back of my train. You're going to be shocked.
11:30I am greedy. I'm extremely greedy, man. All right. I've got even more loot. Whatever,
11:34man. There is just so much on the back of my train. I can create my own little blop economy
11:39of this, bro. I'm actually telling you. It's so much. All right. Feast your eyes on this,
11:44fellas. Look at all of this. What have I done? I am so greedy. Why is there even a zombie or a
11:51vampire here, bro? I don't even need them. All right. Time to chuck them in. Oh my gosh. Okay.
11:56And we even have some outlaws as well. So I'll sell them later on. Okay. Got the sheriff. Beautiful.
12:02Oh, look at that money. We are getting a lot of money. Like, look at this. It is a giant tower.
12:08It's like raining down money. Okay. I think this is the last lot of selling. I don't think there is
12:14literally anything else I can sell. All right. Here we go. I'm just going to spam it. Oh my gosh.
12:19250. Dude, that is so much. We are currently at $3,600. Wow. I am honestly shocked. I'm going to
12:28buy a lot of coal because honestly, why not? Okay. We have another town over here and it looks like a
12:33big one. Oh my gosh. This should hopefully be good. Okay. It looks like we have one bank over
12:39here. Maybe two. Oh wait. Dude, what is happening? My train's wigging out, man. Please. Why is there
12:45just a random banker here? Yo. Hello, mate. How are you doing? You little frail old man. What do you got
12:52for me? Hey, four, six, four, five, one. Oh yeah. Come over here, zombies. Come on. Come on. Let's go.
12:58Let's go. Look at them, bro. They're brain dead. What are they even doing? They don't even know
13:02themselves. Okay. We've looted basically all of the town. We just want to go in here and quickly
13:07loot this though. What is this? Oh. Oh, hey, Captain Prescott. Yeah. Yeah. See you, mate. Throw you
13:13away. All right. So, oh, treasury bond. Four, six, four, five, one. Okay. Five and then one. Beautiful.
13:24All right. I'm pretty pleased with that. Let's head back to the train mobile. Uh, chuck you on
13:29here, mate. Oh, let me just get that chair that's stuck inside of you. Yeah. We'll chuck that in the
13:34furnace. Oh yeah. By the way, do you guys like the little line of zombies that I made? Oh, okay.
13:40Well, they're locked onto me now, man. I'm hoping I can hit like 10k in this video. That should be
13:45great. I don't know. It'll actually be very interesting. I reckon I'll barely make it. Why do I see a giant
13:51rock on our left? Is that sterling? Hey, sterling, mate. Are you there? It might actually be sterling.
13:56Hold on. That's a giant rock. Oh, wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's looking like sterling, baby.
14:01Honestly, I reckon a horse carriage would have been great for this because there will be a lot of loot
14:05in here, but that's okay. We don't really have a horse carriage. I didn't see a barn or anything.
14:10We'll just try and utilize what we've got, I guess. All right. Torch. Beautiful. And then we should have
14:15a little green, little jade tablet over here. All right. Dynamite time. Check you over there.
14:21Beautiful. Oh, we're going to run. We're going to run. Come on, horsey. Okay. There we go. I do get
14:26a little bit scared in here because there are a lot of, uh, you know, a lot of enemies,
14:30especially that guy. He is very scary to me. Dude, look at this giant wall of planks. Oh no. What
14:40have I done? I think I accidentally like triggered the werewolves. Oh, I did. Yeah,
14:45I definitely did. Oh no. I got to move. Got to move. Okay. I think we're good. Oh yeah. See one
14:50of the planks went on top of the mask. Oh my gosh. You know what? I'm going to have to sell the mask
14:55because that is a lot of moolah. All right. Go behind the barrels. Um, so we do have a few jade
15:01tablets. I'll chuck that over there and then that there. That won't be enough yet. I think we are
15:08missing one more. Dude, there's so many skeletons. And by the way, speaking of loot, yeah, as you can
15:14see, we have a lot of like gold nuggets and everything. Okay. Got the last jade tablet that
15:18was behind the cart. Uh, we should be good now. I think. All right. Come on, please. I think that's
15:24enough. Yes. Okay. Excellent. Dude, there is so much loot over here. Jade katana as well. I'm going to
15:31have to sell that. That is a shame, but it is what it is. All right. Time to do our first depot. First off,
15:38it is a werewolf night. I'll hide away. All right. This is the first depot. Look at this,
15:43man. We have a lot to sell. Okay. Let's go back. Trading post. Here we go. Here we go. All right.
15:51Unweld these. Dude, we are going to get a lot of moolah. This is going to be beautiful. All right.
15:58Here we go. I am just going to spam. I don't even care anymore. Look at that. There is so much loot
16:03everywhere. Okay. Now let's keep going. I'm not even going to bother to pick up anything yet.
16:09I haven't picked up weapons and everything to sell. I am not cutting any corners, bro. The only
16:14thing I will not do is mining ore. I refuse. I am not doing that, bro. Look at all the money bags.
16:20This is just, oh dude, what? Okay. We are now at $5,000. Let's keep going. Selling all of that. I don't
16:28even know how much they got me. Like 2K, 3K. That is a lot of money. This is not looking too good for
16:34me, but that's all right. That's all right. That's how it goes sometimes, you know? All right. We have
16:39a bank over here. So 5, 1, 1, 5, 2. Beautiful. Got a few crosses over here. Got holy water. There we go.
16:51This is the amount of loot that we've got currently. Not bad. Not bad. Another bank would be nice,
16:56but then again, that's okay. Make sure to weld all these down so that I don't like slip off.
17:01Beautiful. Oh dude, we have the castle as well. Yo. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. We are going to cook
17:07now. This will be good moolah if I'm not wrong. Well, it should be good moolah at least. Um,
17:12let's see. We will park over here. Come on, horsey. Let's go. Oh, okay. Thank you, horsey. Dude,
17:19I should have done this when high roller used to be two times selling. It was like two times the value
17:24and everything. It was actually wild. Also, I need to get out of here, bro. I messed up. I messed
17:29up. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Been trying to clear out this vampire castle for ages, man. What is
17:35happening? Is it over? Have I killed? Dude, there's still more enemies. I'm like running out of ammo.
17:42I'm nearly out. Okay. I think I'm good. The boss music stops. So that means I'm good, right?
17:46All right. I've got most of the main loot. I'm also going to come back and I will sell these guys
17:52because I do not really want to leave them behind. Oh, so yeah. Like look over here, dude. I've been
17:56like trying to clear it out and it's just been so cooked. So much loot. I know I say that, but like,
18:03dude, what is this? I think you're about to hit $10,000. I'm going to be real. It has taken me so
18:09long to literally find all the vampires, find all the werewolves. I'm not even going to sell these
18:14vampires, dude. I don't care about this blood moon anymore. All right. Now we have a town. Time to go loot
18:20this and I'll let you know what we get in return. Fellas, we'll see what the profits are. All right.
18:25Now time to sell. I have got a decent amount of loot from the town. Maybe about a thousand dollars
18:32worth. Maybe. I'm not too sure. We'll see. We'll see. Okay. We did not get a thousand, but we are
18:37getting very close. We have Fort Constitution over there. I am not bothering with that. Oh, look at this
18:43town. Oh, it's a big boy. Oh, this is going to be good loot, mate. It's going to be good, good loot.
18:48I can see at least two banks. All right. Here we go. This is what we have got from the town.
18:55All right. We're at 8,700 now. All righty. We are nearly there. We are nearly at $10,000. All right.
19:03This is basically the final town that I can loot and sell at because after this, there will be another
19:08town, but there won't be a sell point. Bro, I see two frail old men over there. Yo, what's up,
19:13homies? How you doing? Why is there a wolf inside the bank, bro? All right. Here we go.
19:20Time to sell. This is the last town that I can sell at. Let's see. Let's see. What do we got? What
19:25do we got? We are now at 9,000. Okay. Oh, dude, 9,600. I mean, at this rate, bro, that is 10,000. I'm
19:35sorry. I've definitely spent $400 roos on like snake oil, everything like that. Actually, hold on. I do
19:42have a little tiny bit more to sell. I don't know if it'll be enough though. Hold on. Yeah. I don't
19:46know if it'll be enough. That is wow. Um, can I sell bandages? Oh yeah, I can. Hold on. Hold on.
19:54Bro, guys, I'm at 9,821. I'm mining this silver ore to try and get enough money. Okay. Now we have
20:02the gold ore over here. Beautiful. I think we might just have enough guys. We're going to be
20:07real. Come on, please. Please. No. $9,913. Come on, man. I'm so close. I might have to sell my snake
20:17oil. I need to sell everything, dude. I just want to see that number. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Dude,
20:23this is it. Oh my gosh. We have got 10,000, baby. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Oh, this is amazing. Now it's time
20:31to spend it all, guys. All right. This is going to be the final coal that we'll need. And then,
20:36yeah, that's it, bro. We're at the final outposts and then we're good to go. I can't believe I hit
20:4110,000 in one game. For reference, they have a 1,000 achievement. Brother, 10,000. That is 10 times
20:50that amount. 10 years later. All right. Here we go. Dude, I am doming these guys. Oh, hold on. I need to
20:58reload. One second, mate. 25 seconds and we are in Mexico. All righty, guys. Thank you so much for
21:04watching. I do appreciate it. You know what? I am the richest DeadRails player thus far. If you
21:09managed to get over 10K in one game, then dude, I honestly, I applaud you. Like this is a mission.
21:15You need to loot every single town and everything. But anyways, guys, thank you so much for watching.
21:19I do appreciate it. And yeah, have a good day. All righty. See ya.