Doctor Odyssey Season 1 Episode 5
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00:00has graciously agreed to stay with us for the rest of the season.
00:03What is your problem? Aren't you jealous or something?
00:06Of you and...
00:07No, babe, I'm not jealous.
00:30What's the situation?
00:39Not good. Her arm is pinned, may be crushed, possible humerus fracture.
00:43I can't extract her without risking further cave-in.
00:45This is all my fault. I let her go in there.
00:47It's okay. She's going to be fine. We're going to keep her stable, manage the pain, keep her hydrated.
00:51How far out is search and rescue?
00:52Three hours, four.
00:52But guys, we don't have that kind of time.
00:55High tide is coming in. In less than an hour, this whole place is going to be underwater.
01:00Okay, so maybe we can't save the arm, but we can still save her.
01:05How are you going to save her without saving the arm, unless...
01:13This Halloween marks the 284th anniversary of the sinking of the EspÃritu Santo.
01:20The ship, laden with Spanish silver, went down somewhere in the Sea of Cortez.
01:24To this day, beachcomers still find coins and doubloons along the coastline
01:28and hunted caves nearby.
01:32Oh, my...
01:35You know, this Halloween also marks the 7th anniversary of the day I met an adorable girl
01:51dressed as Coraline across the room at a party in Cambridge,
01:54and I had to drink an entire pitcher of sangria just to work up the courage to talk to her.
01:58And then vomited all up in her kitchen sink the next morning, if I remember.
02:01What can I say? I'm romantic.
02:04Well, what better way to commemorate our love than taking a spooky cruise
02:07complete with a hunt for buried treasure?
02:10I could always vomit in the sink again.
02:11Oh, thank you.
02:26Okay, so I figured we'd drop off our bags, hit the gym for a quick workout shower,
02:29and if we hurry, we can make the 5.30 spooky salsa dance?
02:31Yes, perfect.
02:32And then after that, dinner, drinks, and then karaoke.
02:34Are you boys hearing this?
02:35Oh, yeah. Loud and clear.
02:37Why would we relax?
02:38We're on vacation, after all.
02:39Oh, come on. You can sleep when you're dead. Vacation's for activity.
02:42The Anderson sisters should really come with a written warning when you get married.
02:46Beware. These girls have no chill.
02:48Okay, so drop off your bags and then be back out here in 10?
02:51All right, perfect.
02:56Remind me again whose idea it was to go on a cruise right after a safari.
03:00Would you look at that?
03:02Coffee. Yes, please.
03:05Please, give me five minutes.
03:08I'm so tired.
03:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:12No.
03:12Caffeine now. Complaints later.
03:15Okay.
03:17Okay.
03:18Oh, so for tonight's couple costume, what are we thinking?
03:21Morticia and Gomez or Mary Poppins and Bert?
03:29Paul!
03:29Halloween dinner is buffet style, so I wanted to add some extra hand sanitizing stations here, here, and here.
03:39Yeah, good. Do it. Tell Corianne housekeeping.
03:41Great. Now your favorite subject.
03:43The costume contest.
03:44The costume contest. As judged by our cruisers, some rules. No props with sharp edges. No live animals. Last year was a disaster.
03:54Halloween. Can we make it just go away? It's the one week in the year where my beautiful, dignified vessel becomes a clown car.
04:02I understand. But hey, people love it. This week is very popular.
04:06Buffoonery. Grown-up buffoonery, I tell ya.
04:10I promise the medical team will keep it classy, sir. No buffoonery whatsoever.
04:14Ahoy, Captain. Permission to come aboard.
04:18Oh, hello. Charmed, I'm sure.
04:21Oh, sweet heavens to Betsy.
04:23What say you? Is this not the most delicious thing you've ever feasted your eyes on?
04:32A strict verbal harassment policy prevents me from commenting.
04:36Oh, come on, Captain.
04:39You know, I used to think like you.
04:41Halloween for hospital workers is the worst night of the year.
04:43Trick-or-treaters in car accidents, frat boys thinking that that cape that they bought on the internet suddenly makes them invincible.
04:48But this year, I have decided that I'm going to go along with the fun.
04:54Well, I wish I liked Halloween week, but I suck at costumes, and Tristan never lets me forget it.
05:00Come on, you can't be that bad. What were you last year?
05:03An extension course.
05:04Yeah, that's bad.
05:05Okay, well, it doesn't matter anyway, because Tristan always wins the costume contest.
05:10Although, it looks as though he may have some competition this year.
05:15Why is the rum always gone?
05:17Oh, come on!
05:22Oh, you treasonous copycat!
05:26Me copycat? You copycat!
05:29You have to change.
05:30Oh, no, this is a custom wig. You have to change.
05:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
05:35You are not doing this in my quarters.
05:38Hey, here's an idea.
05:40I'm about to go as a doctor and a nurse on a cruise ship with a very strict professional dress code policy.
05:46Now, get out.
05:48Go.
05:49I don't mind if I do.
05:51I spent a year on this.
05:53I'll see you later.
05:57Come on.
06:00See?
06:00See?
06:00Oh, hey.
06:15Whoa.
06:17Where did this all come from?
06:19Sweeney Todd.
06:21The Broadway crews.
06:22They left loads of stuff.
06:23These skulls.
06:24These lanterns.
06:25No, no, no.
06:26I mean, where did this all come from?
06:28Your Halloween obsession?
06:29Oh.
06:30Well, as you know, Mother wasn't always around growing up.
06:33But my nanny Alma was.
06:34She was really good at building costumes.
06:36Yeah, she taught me everything I know.
06:38We'd go all out.
06:38It was my favorite.
06:40Woody and Buzz, Holmes and Watson, denim, Justin and Brittany.
06:44Aw.
06:45I haven't seen you this happy since I let you pop that big cyst on that German tourist shoulder.
06:49That was sensational.
06:53Speaking of things that are rotten and filled with pus, what kind of hideous costume under that coat have you come up with this year?
07:00Okay.
07:00So, I've been thinking about it a lot.
07:05And, um, okay, it's really good.
07:10Ah!
07:12I'm a ceiling fan.
07:14Get it?
07:15No.
07:16What?
07:17Just no.
07:18Well, what are you going to be that's so great?
07:21I thought you'd never ask.
07:23Bow before me.
07:25For I am.
07:26Neptune.
07:31Lord of the Seven Seas.
07:33Wow.
07:34Now, the best thing about it is it incorporates the one thing that I have that Dr. Odyssey can never buy.
07:40Abs?
07:41Dignity.
07:42Obliques, too.
07:51Oh, dear.
07:54Explain thyself, mortal.
07:57Why art thou locking up our bandage cabinet?
08:02Costume procrastinators.
08:04They plunder our ace bandages.
08:05Last year there were so many stolen mummies wandering around that looked like night at the British Museum.
08:09I was wrapping wounds with paper towels and sanitary pads for a week.
08:12Let me guess.
08:13Neptune.
08:14Lord of the Seven Seas.
08:16Poseidon.
08:18Tristan will not be pleased.
08:20Halloween is sort of his thing.
08:22Well, winning is sort of my thing, so there we are.
08:24Excuse me.
08:25Hi.
08:25Hello?
08:26Excuse me.
08:26No bandages.
08:27Sorry.
08:27We're fresh out.
08:29Sorry.
08:29What?
08:31Oh.
08:31Um.
08:32How can we help you?
08:34Well, Gomez over here is acting, uh, pretty strange.
08:38I'm fine.
08:38Stop fussing.
08:39He is falling asleep standing up and he can't concentrate, hey, on anything.
08:42Have a seat.
08:45Have a seat.
08:49Bubbles are equal.
08:50And your vitals are fine.
08:51Temp is a little elevated, but within normal range.
08:53I'm just exhausted.
08:54I've spent the last 18 hours traveling.
08:56I've hardly slept.
08:57And she won't even let me lay down.
08:59You know, can you just give him, like, a shot of B12 or something energizing?
09:01You know, we have a lot of things planned, so...
09:04In my capacity as Poseidon, god of the sea, and also as Dr. Odyssey MD, I am prescribing
09:09you eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
09:11Got the Nemo.
09:24Love it.
09:26Nope, just boring old Captain Robert Massey here.
09:29He's the guy from The Love Boat.
09:31Yes.
09:33Now, I'm the guy from this boat, and we call her a ship.
09:38Thank you to our band.
09:40Hello.
09:41Hello, guys and ghouls.
09:43Anyone taking part in our costume contest, our first round of voting will take place
09:47tonight, and then again in a couple days at the big Halloween bash.
09:52So you will have two chances to wow us.
09:55Now, let's dance.
10:00If you don't believe in vampires, turn up the radio.
10:07Somewhere in this town right now,
10:10is one that you might know.
10:15Sorry.
10:16Are you good?
10:17Sorry.
10:20It's you.
10:21It's me.
10:21It's you.
10:22Yeah.
10:23Thank you costume.
10:25Heart costume.
10:26Yours too.
10:27You think I have a chance of winning?
10:28You think I have a chance of winning?
10:29Yeah, you get my vote.
10:31Thanks.
10:31Hey, how's it been your first, your, uh, your second week here?
10:37Really good, honestly.
10:38I mean, the ports have the most incredible fresh ingredients.
10:41You know, I'm going to make this thing tonight called pescado con coco, and we found all these
10:45fresh coconuts from the sky around the port.
10:47No way.
10:48Do I?
10:48No way.
10:49What?
10:50Are you kidding me?
10:52You copied me again?
10:54Are you kidding me?
10:55Neptune?
10:56You copied me again?
10:58Poseidon.
10:59Guys, come on.
11:00This is getting ridiculous.
11:04I'm going to go have a drink.
11:06Let's go dance.
11:06Come on.
11:07You look better in yours.
11:09Wow, you look amazing, but what are you?
11:21Morticia?
11:22From Adam's family?
11:23It makes more sense when Paul's here, but he is on a doctor prescribed nap time.
11:27We're supposed to be the fox and the hound, but this one here is giving more old yeller.
11:31I might need to go put him down.
11:32I'm sorry.
11:33I'm trying.
11:33I'm just beat.
11:36Can I please bow out early?
11:38Yes, go be a sleepy dog in the cabins, but tomorrow you have to make it to 11 p.m., okay?
11:43It's okay, and they were just holding us back anyway.
12:08You should be careful out here at night.
12:29The moon is almost full.
12:30I can take care of myself.
12:34I can take care of myself.
12:34I can take care of myself.
12:35You should be careful.
12:49You should be careful out here.
12:54Wait, stop.
13:12What's wrong?
13:12Are you okay?
13:24This hypotensive and tachycardic hang two bags of O negative stat.
13:28Where the hell is all this blood coming from?
13:30We need to find the source now.
13:31He could bleed out in minutes.
13:32I can't find any open wounds.
13:34That's because it's not coming from a wound, it's coming from his skin.
13:37Max, he's sweating blood.
13:39Okay, okay.
13:40I met a hydrosis.
13:41You need to calm him down, pull down his core temperature.
13:44Push two milligrams of lorazepam, I'll go get the ice packs.
13:54I'm freezing.
13:58What happened?
13:59You passed out from blood loss.
14:01Security found you on the upper deck.
14:02You're okay now.
14:03We had to cool your body down.
14:04You were sweating blood.
14:05A lot of it.
14:06Sweating blood?
14:07Yeah.
14:08It's a condition called hematohydrosis, associated with the fear response system.
14:12Do you remember what you were doing before we brought you here?
14:14I was with a bunny.
14:16Well, a girl dressed as a bunny.
14:19We were, you know.
14:21But fear.
14:22No.
14:23I'm not afraid of girls.
14:25Or sex.
14:26You know, most people don't realize that fear and arousal are physically very similar.
14:30You know, your brain dumps adrenaline, hearts start to beat faster, you start sweating.
14:34And in rare cases, I mean, very, very rare cases, the wires get crossed and you sweat
14:40blood.
14:41So, is this gonna happen like every time I want a bone now, or-
14:45Long term solution, we're gonna set you up with a hematologist back home to identify
14:49triggers, possible underlying conditions.
14:51In the meantime, I'm gonna give you an iron supplement for the blood loss and a prescription
14:54for lorazepam so you can stay on an even keel for the rest of the cruise.
14:57The good stuff.
14:58Sweet.
14:59Sweet.
15:00Try your best to stay cool this week.
15:03No promises.
15:05Good.
15:06All right, there are things you have to keep smelling and fresh and clean.
15:08If it activates, just draw a bit of clear areas.
15:13All right.
15:17The words cannot be terms siempre your left, but remove by an atom partido, slopes within the
15:21intervening, so don't your right.
15:23Why why no?
15:24So you can't get in charge.
15:25You can only use any other groups at those groups.
15:25That should I give.
15:26How no funktioniert?
15:27They're still ל�ar sıschool, but the moreZA
15:28It could work.
15:30I don't know.
16:00I don't know.
16:30Hello?
16:45Good joke.
16:47Where did you get all this drag?
16:53Where did you get all this drag?
17:23Hey, Cap.
17:32Tristan!
17:33You look like you need to go to bed, not contemplate a drink.
17:37What's up?
17:38That's nothing.
17:39It is something.
17:41It's Max.
17:42He's toying with me.
17:44He's got his hands on this incredible costume, and I just...
17:47I don't know.
17:48I'm done for.
17:49Sexy captain's costume.
17:52Okay, so what happened?
17:56When did a holiday for children get commandeered by grown-ups?
18:00Oh.
18:01Blame the gays, honey.
18:02I don't know, Cap.
18:07Is there such a difference between a uniform and a costume?
18:11Aren't they both just revealers?
18:13My boy, this uniform reveals four decades of service at sea.
18:20Those costumes represent adults with glue guns and too damn much time on their hands.
18:25All right, so what's this whole anti-Halloween thing?
18:31What's the story there?
18:32Some deep-seated Halloween trauma?
18:35Well, just don't get more votes than me in a costume contest.
18:38Seriously, I don't think I could handle waging war on you two.
18:40Whoa, wait a minute.
18:48There's a party over here we can go to.
18:53Paul, can you follow my finger?
18:55He's in some sort of psychosis.
18:57I don't understand, because he was so tired earlier, and now he can't keep still.
19:01His temperature is 101.5, and his lymph nodes are very swollen.
19:04Guys?
19:08These are serious symptoms.
19:10Could be infectious.
19:11We need to initiate emergency contagion protocol until we know more.
19:15Agreed.
19:15Let's get the two of them quarantined.
19:17We also need to run a blood test day seven.
19:18I'm sorry, did you say contagion and quarantine?
19:20For right now, it's just a precaution, but if you were traveling with anybody, we need to contact them immediately.
19:25Luna.
19:26Luna.
19:40Okay, and have either of you exhibited signs of fatigue, fever, chills?
19:45No, no, no, no.
19:45I'm telling you, we are both fine, okay?
19:48He tried to eat my arm.
19:51Did he break the skin?
19:52All right, differential diagnosis.
19:56Well, the fever and swollen lymph would tell me viral infection.
20:00Which would explain the physical symptoms, but not the neurological ones.
20:02Difficulty walking, speaking, abnormal aggression.
20:05I mean, rabies, an animal bite they just got back from safari in Africa.
20:09Yeah, but advanced cases of rabies, the ones that make you bite, present with extreme hydrophobia,
20:13so being on a cruise ship, he wouldn't even be able to come out of his cabin.
20:18We need to see the blood tests.
20:21Well, the test results are in.
20:25Okay, if this is what we think it is, we need to initiate emergency lockdown immediately.
20:29We'll notify the captain, start contact tracing, beginning firstly with ourselves, alert the next port of call.
20:34We don't have anything for sure yet.
20:35Well, that's reassuring.
20:37Great. It's been a pleasure serving with you.
20:41Damn it.
20:43It's COVID. All over again.
20:44No, it's not going to be like COVID.
20:47No, no, no.
20:49Hey, it'll be okay. We'll get through this.
20:53Noah, I mean, it's not going to be like COVID, because whatever this is, it's not contagious.
20:57Look, each of your husband's blood work shows a unique pattern in the white blood cell count,
21:01a radical increase in eosinophils, which suggests a systemic immune response to an unknown cause.
21:05Meaning that their symptoms are not a reaction to a contagious disease,
21:09but rather some external stimuli that they both come into contact with.
21:12We're not sure what that is yet, but we are sure.
21:15It's not contagious.
21:21The good news is we can rule zombie apocalypse off our list.
21:24Whew. One or two zombies I can manage, but a whole ship full?
21:29You know, the bad news, I still don't know what's causing the symptoms.
21:36Okay. Understood.
21:39Thanks for the update, doctor.
21:40Yes, sir.
21:41Um, one more thing.
21:47Until we get this whole thing figured out with the patients,
21:51maybe we chill on the shenanigans and pranks.
21:55Pranks?
21:56I've been in the infirmary all night.
22:01Let the kid win the damn contest.
22:05And you figure out what's going on with those patients, and that's order.
22:08Yes, sir.
22:19Beneath those waves lie the 88 souls who drowned when the Espiritu Santo sank.
22:26They say if you listen close, you can still hear their ghosts
22:30falling from the depths in haunted caves.
22:33Now, safety is our number one priority when it comes to treasure hunting.
22:37Don't wander near the rocks or any of the caves.
22:41The tide rises fast, and the rocks are extremely slippery.
22:46All right.
22:47Any questions?
22:49Yes.
22:50Aren't you the guy who brought me my towels this morning?
22:51I am indeed, which is why I need to find this treasure more than anyone.
22:56Let's go.
22:57It's so nice.
23:01Wouldn't you rather go for a swim?
23:03Then we could lay on the bees.
23:05Come on.
23:06Everyone knows those old coins are cursed anyway.
23:10Just imagine what it must have been like to be out there all those years ago,
23:15navigating 2,000 miles of the open ocean with nothing but torchlight and the stars.
23:20S.O.S.
23:22I'm surrounded by nerds.
23:23Come on.
23:32There's nothing here.
23:34Let's go up there.
23:36Honey, don't you think we're getting a little far?
23:38I don't have on the right shoes.
23:48You got on a full dress.
23:50If you want to find something, you have to go where no one has ever gone before, right?
23:54Go ahead.
24:03I hope you know how much I love you.
24:05I love you.
24:08Julia, baby, this is tight.
24:38This is amazing.
24:57Incredible.
24:58Incredible.
24:58Okay, can we go back now, please?
25:12They're going to be looking for us.
25:13Size, my sandals are getting soaked.
25:17I'll get you a new pair when we find the booty.
25:19What?
25:42I think I found one.
25:44A coin?
25:44You're kidding.
25:46You're kidding.
25:46I don't know.
25:46I don't know.
25:47I don't know.
25:48I don't know.
25:48I don't know.
25:49I don't know.
25:49I don't know.
25:49I don't know.
25:50I don't know.
25:50I don't know.
25:50I don't know.
25:51I don't know.
25:51I don't know.
25:52I don't know.
25:52I don't know.
25:52I don't know.
25:53I don't know.
25:54I don't know.
25:54I don't know.
25:55I don't know.
25:55I don't know.
25:56I don't know.
25:56I don't know.
25:56I don't know.
25:57I don't know.
25:57I don't know.
25:58I don't know.
25:59I don't know.
25:59I don't know.
26:01I don't know.
26:14I don't get it.
26:16They slept all day.
26:18Now they're starting to come alive again?
26:20Paradoxical exhaustion.
26:21Insomnia by night, lethargy by day.
26:23Adding it to the list of symptoms.
26:26Hey, guys.
26:28You look, and I say this with love, awful.
26:30Charming.
26:31You've been working on your costume all day.
26:33You're not going to beat me.
26:33It's the beach excursion, the treasure hunters.
26:35There's been a cave-in.
26:36There's a woman that's trapped.
26:39Yeah, go.
26:40I'll babysit the zombies.
26:44She's been in about 30 minutes.
26:48Stuck pretty good by the sounds of me.
26:50Level response is off and on.
26:51All right, I'll go in first, take her vitals and status,
26:53and then report back.
26:54It's pretty tight in there.
26:55I wasn't able to fit myself.
26:56I'll go.
26:57No, no.
26:58We'll wait.
26:58We'll wait for the...
26:59Who are we waiting for?
27:00Nice.
27:00I got this.
27:11Help!
27:14Julia!
27:31Please, no!
27:35Julia?
27:36The water!
27:38It's rising!
27:39It's rising!
27:41I'm angry.
27:44I'm a nurse.
27:46My arm, I...
27:47Okay, get it out.
27:48Okay, I'm going to need you to take some slow, deep breaths for me, all right?
27:52Okay.
27:52In...
27:53and out.
27:56It's great.
27:58The water.
27:58The water keeps coming up.
28:00Okay.
28:01I'm going to try and pull you up, okay?
28:03On the count of three.
28:04Ready?
28:05One, two, three.
28:09Okay, okay, okay.
28:13Hey.
28:13Hey.
28:13Hey.
28:14We're going to get you free.
28:16I promise.
28:18I'll be right back.
28:19Okay.
28:19Keep taking those deep breaths.
28:20Slow in.
28:22Slow up.
28:24I'll be right back.
28:25Slow breaths.
28:26Don't leave.
28:27Don't leave.
28:27Right back.
28:31What are you asking me?
28:33To give you permission?
28:35To cut my wife's arm off?
28:37I'm asking you to give us permission to save her life.
28:44How would it work?
28:46I'll apply a tourniquet to send the bleeding.
28:48Give Julia a local anesthetic.
28:50She won't do a thing.
28:51I'll make the first incision just above the elbow.
28:53If she stays down there much longer, she's going to drown.
28:55I need you to say yes, and I need you to say it now.
28:57Avery's the best nurse I know.
28:58She's the only person I'd want in there if it was me.
29:05Yes.
29:06Yes.
29:07Let's go.
29:07Let's go.
29:07How are you doing, Julia?
29:23The water is just getting higher.
29:25Please.
29:28Please, hurry.
29:31I don't want to die.
29:32I don't want to die.
29:37I don't want to die.
29:41Please.
29:44All right, Julia.
29:51All right.
29:54Julia.
29:56You know who's out there?
29:57Sarah.
29:58She is waiting for you.
30:00And in two minutes, we're going to be up there on the beachfront.
30:04I want you to squeeze this as hard as you possibly can, okay?
30:07Julia, do not let go.
30:08Squeeze.
30:09Don't let go, okay?
30:13Keep squeezing.
30:16Here we go.
30:18Keep thinking about Sarah, okay?
30:20Okay.
30:20Okay.
30:30Hang on one second, Julia, okay?
30:32Okay.
30:37Okay, Julia.
30:42Change your plans.
30:44I know this is going to sound crazy, and I know you're scared, but you're going to need
30:46to trust me, okay?
30:47You're going to take one big breath in and a big breath out.
30:52And on that breath out, you're going to relax.
30:53And you're going to release both of your hands.
30:55You're going to let go, okay?
30:56Can you do that?
30:59You're going to take a big breath in and out.
31:03We're going to breathe together, okay?
31:04Ready?
31:05Breathe in and out.
31:09Breathe in.
31:10Breathe out.
31:17She's not responsive.
31:18You're right.
31:39Those coins are cursed.
31:41You stupid, beautiful idiot.
31:43You're alive.
31:45And whole.
31:45I think I need mouth-to-mouth.
31:57Easy breezy.
31:59No big deal.
32:09All right.
32:10You are okay to recover here in your cabin.
32:13Now, I did have to dislocate your elbow to get your arm out.
32:19We reset it, but there was an extensive humorous fracture also.
32:23Huh.
32:24Doesn't feel that funny.
32:26I thought being a lesbian would spare me from a lifetime of dad jokes, but no such luck.
32:30That being said, it is a relatively clean break, so it should heal up nicely.
32:36How is it feeling?
32:38Terrible.
32:39Throbbing, aching, radiating.
32:41Well, that's great news.
32:42It means you didn't suffer any permanent nerve damage.
32:45You have those painkillers?
32:49And thank you also for not cutting off my arm.
32:54What exactly happened down there?
32:56Well, when I was about to make the first incision, I could tell by the tension in your forearm that you were making a fist.
33:04Just clenching and gripping, it's our body's automatic response to panic.
33:07Or seeing shiny coins.
33:09And then it occurred to me, if you were to release your fist, that small change in position with a little force, I might be able to squeeze you out.
33:18In the face of death, all you have to do is relax.
33:20When it heals, will I be able to play piano?
33:25Well, I don't see why not.
33:27Oh, good.
33:27I never could before.
33:29Ah.
33:29You see what I'm dealing with?
33:31Yeah.
33:32Well, we might almost die in a cave, but I spent the day on the beach getting eaten alive by sand flies, so we both had a rough day.
33:40When you were on safari, did you get any bites from that set sea fly?
33:43Small red bumps on your wrists or ankles?
33:44No.
33:45No, I don't think so.
33:45I mean, we were really religious about bug spray and long pants and mosquito netting.
33:48Oh, there was that one night the boys wanted to sleep under the stars.
33:51Oh, yeah.
33:52They came crawling back into the yurt at like 3 a.m., itching like junkyard dogs.
33:56We think they have japanosomiasis, African sleeping sickness.
33:59Causes dramatic changes in sleep patterns, difficulty speaking, causes erratic changes in behavior.
34:04Well, at least they're confined to their beds.
34:15Hi.
34:16Hey.
34:17How are you feeling?
34:18Oh, like I died and came back to life.
34:22You guys had us believing in monsters there for a second.
34:26Just rest, recover, get better.
34:28Take as much time as you need.
34:30Thanks, babe.
34:31Well, speaking of time, how much time will they need?
34:34It's just that we have couples rock climbing at 3.30.
34:37They're coveted slots.
34:38Oh, just give me one second.
34:45Can I talk to you for a second?
34:46Yeah, what's up?
34:48It's Tristan.
34:48I don't know.
34:49He's acting really weird.
34:50Oh, yeah.
34:51Right on schedule.
34:53I've seen this a thousand times.
34:55He's Prince Charming.
34:56As long as he thinks he's never going to see you again.
34:57I know that you're here.
34:58He's afraid he'll get too close.
35:00Yeah, getting too close hasn't really been the issue.
35:04This is something different.
35:06Come see for yourself.
35:08He wanted me to help him with his costume, so I came to his room, and it looks like he's been in there all day.
35:12Oh, boy.
35:17Yeah, it even smells like the 17th century.
35:20It's very immersive.
35:24Hey, buddy.
35:26Demons.
35:27You're both demons.
35:29Nope.
35:30It's just us.
35:32We're here to help you.
35:34I'm just asking you as a friend, have you taken anything?
35:39Pills?
35:39Powders?
35:41I've taken nothing.
35:42Okay.
35:42You have taken everything from me.
35:48You know that?
35:49What will you not take?
35:51I will win this contest.
35:53I will win.
35:54I will win this contest.
35:57It's not drugs.
35:59It's fumes.
36:00We need to get him out of here now.
36:01Come on.
36:03Come on.
36:05You're beautiful.
36:09We need to get him on oxygen therapy.
36:11What's wrong with him?
36:12The white gas that he was using in the lanterns.
36:14When you burn it, it turns to carbon monoxide.
36:16And burning three lanterns nonstop in an unventilated space is a great way to give yourself carbon monoxide poisoning.
36:20Symptoms of which are dizziness, hallucinations, paranoia, and...
36:24Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
36:25Whackadoo behavior.
36:27The costume contest.
36:29Costume contest later, infirmary first.
36:31Oh.
36:33Which I might have an idea for.
36:35The tally has been taken, and the winner of the $500 duty-free shopping spree and three excursion passes good at any port is...
37:01The adorable Mr. Captain Stubing from the Lombard!
37:06Yeah, I only let him wear that because he almost died.
37:26But nobody wears that uniform but me ever again.
37:32There he is!
37:33Our boy's a winner!
37:35Yahoo!
37:36We will be taking those excursion passes.
37:39Ask and you shall receive, my friend.
37:41Okay, so...
37:45You guys are the best.
37:48I, uh...
37:48I really don't know what else to say.
37:52Apes, your costume game's kind of improving.
37:56Nurse Ferratto and Dr. Dracula at your service.
38:02I dig it.
38:05Thanks for saving the day, Cap.
38:07I mean, even though you hate Halloween, huh?
38:09No, I don't hate Halloween.
38:11I don't hate anything.
38:13I just don't like to be reminded of...
38:16Regrets, man.
38:21When you have kids, I want you to remember this.
38:24Childhood is fleeting.
38:26And if you blink, you'll miss the whole damn thing.
38:30Every single Halloween, I was away at sea.
38:34And so when I see a ship full of these fools having fun and...
38:39It just reminds me of all the fun I missed.
38:42You really came through for me this year.
38:46Thanks.
38:48Cap.
38:50We'll ship, Dad.
38:52Can I call you that?
38:53You most certainly may not.
38:55Okay.
38:56Just get my uniform back to my cabin.
38:59Clean.
39:00All right.
39:00Now get out there and dance.
39:01Understood.
39:04Oh, yes.
39:06Yes.
39:07Nurse Veratu.
39:09Dr. Dracula.
39:10Oh.
39:10There's something in the air.
39:15You feel it everywhere.
39:18I'm going up with something special tonight.
39:21So watch out.
39:23You won't believe your eyes.
39:25Abracadabra.
39:27You know they've come to match us.
39:30It's magic.
39:33It's magic.
39:35It's a wonder and FM.
39:38It's magic.
39:40You know I do it, so will draw it.
39:44It's magic.
39:45It's magic.