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00:00Welcome. It's me, the Extra Crispy Colonel.
00:04My Extra Crispy $20 Phillips feeds a family of four.
00:08It's crunchy, juicy, and oh, so tasty.
00:12KFC, it's Extra Crispy Good.
00:16What do you want for lunch, honey? Can I have some KFC original recipe?
00:20Excellent choice. But might I suggest something? A little Extra Crispy.
00:26My Extra Crispy $5 Phillips is freshly double-breaded by hand.
00:30It's a tasty real meal for just $5.
00:34Am I an Extra Crispy boy?
00:38Sure, kid.
00:42KFC, it's Extra Crispy Good.
00:46Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?
00:48Do whatever you want, baby.
00:50Let's just share a 20 piece.
00:5220 McNuggets for only $4.99?
00:54Oh, man, she's beautiful, smart, and sensible.
00:58Jackpot!
01:00Anything else?
01:02Ugh.
01:04Get next to McDonald's Crispy Juicy Chicken McNuggets
01:06so you get the taste you love and a price you'll love even more.
01:10Guess who's going to the game?
01:14place more to love at McDonald's.
01:16G dwells
01:18The
01:35willst
01:40I hate Mondays.
02:08Yeah, they're the worst.
02:09No worries, man. Everything will be alright.
02:13Yeah, man.
02:15Come on.
02:16Don't fret me, brother. Sticky bun comes soon.
02:20Yeah. Wicked coffee, Mr. Jim.
02:24Julia, turn the frown the other way around.
02:29Hey, Dave, you're from Minnesota, right?
02:32Yes, I. The land of 10,000 lakes. The Gopher State.
02:37So in conclusion, things are pretty dismal.
02:40You know what this room needs? A smile.
02:43Who wanna come with that?
02:45Traveling along, there's a song that we're singing.
02:49Come on, get happy.
02:51You guys are three minutes late.
02:53Don't be no cloud on a sunny day.
02:55Yeah, chill, Winston.
02:57Sir?
02:58Respect, busman.
03:00We'll make you happy.
03:02That's the power of German engineering.
03:04I'm gonna take a nap. You want anything, hon?
03:07Any more Doritos?
03:08Easy, hon. Doritos don't grow on trees.
03:11My last Dorito.
03:13My last Dorito.
03:22Whoa!
03:23Well, this isn't a Doritos factory.
03:26Spicy.
03:27Hey.
03:28Hey!
03:29Hey there, folks. It's me, the Extra Crispy Colonel.
03:39Now, I love original recipe, but in this sizzling summer heat, I'm feeling a little Extra Crispy.
03:47My Extra Crispy $20 fill-up is freshly double-breaded and fried to a luxurious mouth-watering bronze.
03:55Extra Crispy isn't just a product, it's a lifestyle.
04:00KFC.
04:01It's Extra Crispy good.
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04:43Okay, I will let's see or lose.
04:44Of course I'll justити this for a while.
04:46But here is my campaign.
04:48Because ofali.
04:49Do we have the funds to for uns served?
04:51To those of you that way?
04:52What is the actual piece left grand?
04:53How do you work right now?
04:54Well...
04:55What is this going on actually?
04:56What is this?
04:57Don't you want me to eat?
04:58Water.
04:59What do you want?
05:00Community?
05:01Would ya?
05:02Don't you come by?
05:03It's க.
05:04Don't you just equitat Signed, don't you remember something.
05:07Look what im being.
05:08Forget Nakトätte it?!
05:12Oh my god!
05:13Oh my god!
05:23That's right.
05:25It's happening in High School.
05:27But it's not a regular school.
05:29It's a hero school.
05:32Samantha is a hot person.
05:34It's the most in the school.
05:35No one is Samantha.
05:37It's not...
05:42Oh my god!
05:48Billy!
06:00It's a hero.
06:02It's a hero.
06:04The alien alien is a hero.
06:07I don't know.
06:37It's the story of Chocolate King
06:39No, it's like this
06:41It's like this one
06:43You can do it
06:44The new Burger King Chocolate King
06:46The new Burger King
06:56Let's try
07:01The new Burger King Chocolate King
07:03Think about it
07:07The new Burger King
07:35Oh my God!
07:37Oh my God!
07:39Oh my God!
07:41Done,
08:04There is so,
08:07It's so neat!
08:09Pretty neat!
08:11Gold?
08:14Mountain Dew?
08:15I don't want it.
08:16It's ice cold!
08:17I don't want it!
08:18Oh! Oh!
08:19I don't want it!
08:20You're a nasty goat!
08:22You're a nasty goat!
08:23You're nasty!
08:24Here!
08:25Give it to me!
08:28No!
08:29No!
08:30No!
08:30Give me more!
08:31I want it!
08:32You're a nasty goat!
08:34You're never gonna catch me!
08:37Woo!
08:38Woo!
08:39Go!
08:40Go!
08:41Go!
08:42Go!
08:43Go!
08:44Go!
08:45Go!
08:46Go!
08:47Go!
08:48Go!
08:49Go!
08:50Go!
08:51Go!
08:52Go!
08:53Oh my God!
08:54Oh my God!
08:55Oh my God!
08:56He's heavy!
08:57Oh my God!
09:04License registration please!
09:06Anything in the truck!
09:07I know my rights!
09:08Oh no!
09:09Oh no!
09:10Oh no!
09:11Alright!
09:12I'm gonna need to see what's in the trunk!
09:13Pop the trunk please!
09:14Oh no!
09:15Don't go back there!
09:16Oh no!
09:17Go back there!
09:18Don't go back there!
09:19Oh my gosh!
09:23Looks like we have ourselves a clear cut case of DUI!
09:26Hey!
09:27Hey!
09:28Get your bald ass back here!
09:29Dasty ass goat!
09:30You're never gonna catch me!
09:32It's me!
09:43Alright ma'am!
09:44We got them all lined up!
09:45Nailed this little sucker!
09:46Come on!
09:47Which one is he?
09:48Point to him!
09:49It's me!
09:50You should've gave me some more!
09:52I'm nasty!
09:53I don't think I can do this!
09:54It's easy!
09:55Just point to him!
09:56You better not snitch on a player!
09:57No!
09:58He's wearing the do-right!
09:59Snitches get stitches, fool!
10:00Come on!
10:01It's the one with the four legs!
10:02You thought you was gonna catch me?
10:03Keep your mouth shut!
10:04No!
10:05Keep your mouth shut!
10:06No!
10:07I'ma get outta here and I'ma do you up!
10:08Keep your mouth shut!
10:09I can't do this!
10:10I can't do this!
10:11No!
10:12No!
10:13No!
10:14No!
10:15No!
10:16No!
10:17No!
10:18No!
10:19No!
10:20No!
10:21No!
10:22No!
10:23No!
10:24No!
10:25No!
10:26No!
10:27No!
10:28She's just gotta do it!
10:29You're never gonna catch me!
10:30You're never gonna catch me!
11:00You have my ethical!
11:01You're never gonna catch me!
11:02You're neighbouring tough!
11:03Bye!
11:04You're never gonna catch me!
11:07Nextada!
11:08We are better boys!
11:09See you then!
11:112 years later!
11:25I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!