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00:00Oh, man, it's too late.
00:04Come on camera.
00:07Peace be upon you.
00:09Peace be upon you.
00:13Peace be upon you.
00:16What's going on, sir?
00:18What's going on, sir?
00:20What's going on, sir?
00:21What's going on?
00:22You're going to take a nap.
00:24You're going to take a nap.
00:26I'm going to take a nap.
00:28You know...
00:30Kali is here and the place you go.
00:32Yes, sir.
00:33I don't want to take a nap or not.
00:36You want to take a nap and take a nap.
00:38You can always take another nap.
00:40You can also take a nap or just take a nap.
00:42Can you take a nap?
00:44You can take a nap.
00:47We took a nap,
00:49Hauskos,
00:51Karaacos,
00:53and wherever it is.
00:55That's right.
00:56Where did it take the camera?
00:58No, which is similar.
01:03Where do you need to take the camera?
01:16The meaning of that the camera is to take the camera,
01:23There was a land cruiser standing outside,
01:25and there was a shisha to take it,
01:27and there was a bumper,
01:29and there was a camera.
01:31There was a good camera.
01:33Where did the camera go?
01:34There was a lot of noise,
01:36and there was a lot of noise in the morning.
01:38Did you understand that?
01:39As soon as you put it in,
01:42you can't stop it.
01:45I came three years ago,
01:48and I went to Gujaran.
01:50Okay.
01:51I went to Gujaran.
01:56I was going to drink.
01:58Huh?
01:58I was going to drink.
02:00If it wasn't, it would be good to drink.
02:01Yes, I was going to drink.
02:04Look at that.
02:07Yes, yes.
02:08That's what it is.
02:09Yes, that's what it is.
02:10Yes, that's what it is.
02:11It is that the whole life is going to drink.
02:14Oh, my lord.
02:15I was going to go to the pond,
02:17and I told you,
02:19I was going to drink.
02:22You are going to drink.
02:26Yes, you are going to drink.
02:27Yes, I was going to drink.
02:29Yes.
02:29After the pond.
02:30Yes?
02:31Yes, you are going to drink.
02:32Ah, I said, man, I'm going to meet you.
02:34Oh, lord, when I went, I'm going to sit and do something else.
02:40What did you say about it?
02:42What did you say about it?
02:44I don't know about it.
02:46You know what it is about it.
02:48Oh, lord.
02:50Oh, lord.
02:52What do you say about it?
02:54Do you want my partner?
02:58Oh, lord.
02:59That's it.
03:00I said, you don't like it.
03:02I said, you don't like it.
03:05Wow, wow, wow.
03:06This is a big big thing.
03:08Oh, lord.
03:10I'm just trying to get a piece of paper.
03:12Look, you're also trying to get a piece of paper.
03:15You're not sure how to get a piece of paper.
03:17I'm going to get a piece of paper.
03:19Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:20I'm going to get a piece of paper.
03:21I said, I'm going to get a piece of paper.
03:23Wow, wow, wow.
03:24What are you doing now?
03:26No, no.
03:27There's nothing like that.
03:29Oh, wow.
03:30Wow, wow!
03:31What a name!
03:35I'm the one who got us.
03:37Oh, no!
03:39Oh, no.
03:39The haven't been for
03:50Ah, I want to go out now
03:54Is it you?
03:55Oh, yeah, I have to go out now
03:57I want to go out here
04:00I'm going to sit back in Romaliy
04:03and sit back and bring back in the water
04:05They see by Romaliy and the vassians
04:08the vassians are in the air
04:10Today didn't know his vassians
04:11but the vassians are in the air
04:13I'll leave the vassians
04:15so that's how he will pay the vassians
04:17Now OK
04:19I'm going to put it in a bag.
04:22No, I'm not going to give it.
04:25I'm going to put it in a bag.
04:27I'm going to put it in a bag.
04:29So, did you do that?
04:31Did you do that?
04:33I did it.
04:34Okay, I did it.
04:36I'll put it in a bag.
04:38I'll put it in a bag.
04:40I'll put it in a bag.
04:42Lailao, the last one.
04:44You're not going to leave the land.
04:46No, I'm going to fall down the earth, I'm going to fall down the ground.
04:53The one who was standing in front of me was a chaudhary,
04:56when I was a chaudhary,
04:59I was standing in front of me.
05:01What did I eat?
05:03I said,
05:05I've got one inch inch,
05:08and I've got five inches.
05:10I've got a whole inch inch inch.
05:12Dude, he dropped his mouth.
05:16So he took it.
05:17In his mouth..
05:17I will tell him this,
05:20he cooked it for his bread..
05:21With Chaudhry?
05:22Yes.
05:23This game, it was like Gujraat,
05:25Gajraat, Daska, Narwalari,
05:26all the Jews,
05:27these people have since dark.
05:31Really?
05:33A family with a man...
05:34A man with a man already.
05:35A man with a pet man,
05:36and he was also hunting with a woman,
05:39and he was hunting with a man.
05:41Who wants to sell this man today?
05:44Yes, yes.
05:45The land of the land.
05:49The land of the land, the land of the land, the land of the land of the land of the land.
05:53The land of the land.
05:54The land of the land of the land.
05:55All right, when I ate my eau with the water in my mouth,
05:59I was like, oh, my God can't tell you why you are a good person.
06:05You didn't have a good person.
06:06My vez was the gift of you.
06:08That's my gift.
06:10Because when you're in the house,
06:13you'll give one one one,
06:15and you'll give one one,
06:17and you'll give one another one.
06:19So you'll give one another one?
06:21No, you'll give it.
06:23I start giving one another one.
06:25I start giving one another one.
06:27It's about 15 days.
06:32I believe that this one is giving one another one.
06:35But when I go to the other one,
06:37you'll give one another one.
06:39Oh, no.
06:40Is there a man saying that,
06:43that's why you need to take one another one?
06:53What's that?
06:54Take this one another.
06:56It's the one that's giving one another one.
06:58It's the one that's giving one another one.
07:00What do you mean?
07:03Oh, the one another.
07:05You can't kill me, you can't kill me.
07:09Who would you like to use a camera?
07:11I am.
07:14You would like to use a camera, don't use a camera.
07:17No, no, no, that's a camera.
07:23Do you know what you would like to use a camera?
07:26No, no, no, no.
07:27Look, the camera is going to be on your camera.
07:30You would like to go inside and go inside and take a look at it.
07:33Who would you like to use a camera?
07:34I would like to go.
07:34Yes, yes.
07:42How much is it?
07:43How much?
07:44I'll go to the door.
07:45You're just going to the door.
07:47I'm a person, I'm going to the door.
07:49You're all inside.
07:50Put your camera in and open.
07:53Are you going to the mobile?
07:55Why don't you go to the camera?
07:57Why don't you go to the camera?
07:59Why don't you go to the camera?
08:01Why don't you go to the camera?
08:02Why don't you go to the camera?
08:04There is no one.
08:05There is no one who is a car parking lot.
08:07We have dogs.
08:08Which dogs are forgot.
08:11This is one of the dogs we got.
08:13This is the dogs.
08:14You could eat a dog.
08:16They're not.
08:17It's like the dogs are in the dogs.
08:19She's looking like a different dog.
08:23What is the dog not?
08:27You're like saying,
08:28You're just going to the dog to the dog.
08:29Yes.
08:30When I was a little old, I got another one and another one
08:36I got my dog and I got the pigs in the rear
08:40What do you do?
08:42I got to go
08:43I got to go
08:45I got to go
08:46I got to go
08:48I got to go
08:49Then I got a pig and I got to go
08:53I got to go
08:54I got to go
08:56And I got to go
08:57That's how big I was
08:58That was a jump and hit me and hit me.
09:02You made a camera with me.
09:04You're doing my own work?
09:05Where are you?
09:10I'm like, you're dead, right?
09:12I'm not dead, I'm dead.
09:14Oh, that's right.
09:16I understand, you're dead.
09:17No, you're dead, you're dead.
09:18You're dead, you're dead.
09:19Yes, yes, yes, yes.
09:21Did you understand?
09:21It's a meme scene.
09:22Yes, yes.
09:23You know, you're dead and you don't know where you're going.
09:26What's your idea?
09:28What's your idea?
09:30My experience is...
09:32What's your idea?
09:33What's your idea?
09:34You're too tired.
09:36I don't understand.
09:38I don't know what the problem is.
09:39You don't have to ask me if you're a man.
09:42My mind is that I'm a camera, I'm a mobile camera.
09:47I don't know if you've got a dog with a dog.
09:50They'll stop the dog.
09:54People are in the car and stop the dog.
09:57Did you put a tracker on this?
09:59Tracker?
10:00Tracker?
10:01Tracker?
10:02Yes, Tracker.
10:03Don't you have any money?
10:05Huh?
10:08Where did you go?
10:11It's a bad idea.
10:13It's a bad idea.
10:15Don't you have any money?
10:17Where can you buy money?
10:19Don't you have to buy money?
10:21Why can't you buy money?
10:22This big dog is not a show case.
10:24You have to buy money if you don't buy money.
10:26It's a dog.
10:27It's a dog.
10:28Give it to my daddy.
10:29They don't have to buy money.
10:31You have to buy money.
10:33It's a bad idea.
10:34The bad idea is that there isn't a cow.
10:36No.
10:37Get a camera.
10:38I've got a camera.
10:39Where are you?
10:40I don't get a camera.
10:42Get a camera.
10:44Get a dog.
10:46You have to buy a dog.
10:48You have to buy a camera.
10:50If you have a factory, you have a car, you have a car, you have a car, you have a car, you have a car, you have a car, you have a camera.
10:58Now, I said to myself, you take your camera and take your money and make it 3-4 hundred.
11:03Why?
11:04What?
11:05What?
11:063-4 hundred.
11:07Oh my god, when you are going to zoom, you need your camera.
11:14When you're going to get your camera, they'll just take a í-
11:19You don't talk like you, you don't get your money.
11:22You don't get my finger print that you don't take your camera on the camera.
11:26What the boss did, they only asked for anything so they won't really pay,
11:32If you have to do a little bit, you will get your camera from 300-400 to 300-400.
11:38I'm going to get ready.
11:41What do you mean?
11:43What do you mean?
11:45Is that I want to learn you?
11:47Someone told me that I will do a little bit, then you will get to 300-400.
11:51And you will get the camera to get your mobile.
11:54Who?
11:55I want to add a button.
11:57I want to add a connection.
11:59If you can play a game, you cannot play a game.
12:03The game will not play a game.
12:05You will get a message that someone will play a game?
12:09A message will come.
12:11There will be a video.
12:14If you have to watch the video, you will die.
12:17You will play a game.
12:19You will play a game like that.
12:21Why am I playing a game?
12:23You will play a game like that.
12:25What do you think?
12:26To play a game like that...
12:28If you have to watch the video...
12:29...you will catch a camera, then you will catch a camera.
12:31Then you will watch a very live.
12:33What am I getting your dog?
12:34Or what am I doing?
12:36You are giving a dog to eat.
12:38That means...
12:40...you were laying under the loan?
12:42I am lying under.
12:44Do you have to give me a camera...
12:46There's a camera. Where is the person who doesn't touch your mobile?
12:50And wherever you touch your touch, I'm connecting with you.
12:53Oh, you don't have a mobile.
12:56You don't have a connection with your own mobile.
12:59It's true that you don't have a mobile, right?
13:01Okay.
13:01When you grow up, you call me that you grow up in the middle of the house.
13:07When you're busy with the network, you're dead.
13:14Huh?
13:16When you grow up, you're busy with the network.
13:21You're busy with the network.
13:23Where will you reach your destination?
13:25You're a dog and you're 15 minutes before you start.
13:31I'm 15 minutes before you do a dog.
13:36He's dead. He's dead. He's dead.
13:40Who's going to die again?
13:41Where are you?
13:42Where are you?
13:43I can't say that you will try.
13:48My dog's leg.
13:49How did you grow up?
13:50No dog's leg.
13:51You lost your leg?
13:52Okay.
13:53I've started a job.
13:54When you eat your soul, you're a big bear.
13:58I'm going to get a bump.
14:00You're eating money.
14:02It's that every time,
14:04I'm going to open my camera,
14:06and you're going to keep my camera.
14:08I don't know what you're going to do today.
14:14What's that?
14:16What's that? What's that?
14:18That's your mind.
14:20That's your mind.
14:22It's funny, right?
14:24It's funny that when you come and tell me.
14:26You can stay in your life.
14:28You can't hide your food.
14:30You can't have it.
14:32That's the first thing I've got.
14:36It's okay to keep my room in.
14:38In the public,
14:40you've got to put your room in.
14:42Give your money,
14:44and turn your money around.
14:46I'm going to put my money in the house.
14:48What do you think of it?
14:50You've got money,
14:52and come to come to me.
14:54Oh, you're a man.
14:56What's that?
14:58What?
14:59It's a dog.
15:01It's a long time.
15:02It's a crazy time.
15:04You don't have to do it.
15:06You don't have to do it.
15:08Oh, you're a little bit.
15:10Why don't you do it?
15:12You don't have to do it.
15:14You don't have to pay for 2-4 rupees.
15:16You don't have to pay for it.
15:18You don't have to pay for it.
15:20I'm not going to pay for it.
15:22I'm going to pay for it.
15:24This is my husband.
15:26I'm going to pay for it.
15:28I'm going to pay for it.
15:30I'm going to pay for it.