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00:00My son is my son and I think that my mother can make a son.
00:13That's the 3rd year old.
00:16Now last winter, one day he goes to our house.
00:18Okay?
00:19What's our house?
00:20He's also a house.
00:21Oh shit.
00:22I'll edit it.
00:25And I realized, I've seen her.
00:28What do you say?
00:29Hickey.
00:30Yeah, Hickey.
00:31Love bite.
00:32Okay?
00:33It was Hickey.
00:34It's a winter time.
00:35You wear high neck.
00:36She's a child.
00:37No child.
00:42She's wearing a t-shirt.
00:44So I was wearing a t-shirt.
00:45I told Monica, I was like,
00:46What happened?
00:50She was like,
00:51No, it's his privacy.
00:52Let it be.
00:53I was like, No, it's content.
00:55I called him.
00:56I was like,
00:58Surya, son.
00:59What happened in this neck?
01:01He said,
01:02He cut the dog.
01:03And Monica was like,
01:05Can I call the dog dog for dinner?
01:14So my son was born on 31st December.
01:1631st December.
01:17Okay?
01:18So now last 30th December,
01:19his friends decided to ring in his birthday.
01:22So as a surprise in our house,
01:2430th night,
01:25it was 11 in our house.
01:26Okay?
01:27So I opened the door,
01:28seven to eight young people.
01:30I was like,
01:31Oh wow, fans.
01:36They were all very confused.
01:37They were like,
01:38Uncle, we've come for Surya's birthday.
01:39So I looked at them and
01:40I said,
01:41No gift in anyone's hands.
01:44So I slammed the door on them.
01:46Then they rang the bell again.
01:47Then they rang the bell again.
01:48Then I opened the door and
01:49I saw one's hands.
01:50It was open.
01:52It was open.
01:55Then I said,
01:56Come here.
01:57I was trying to be the cool dad.
01:58I said,
01:59Funky cool dad.
02:00And I was asking everyone,
02:01I said,
02:02What will you have?
02:03What will you have?
02:04What will you have?
02:05To drink and all.
02:06So I asked this guy,
02:07I asked him,
02:08I said,
02:09What will you have?
02:10They were like,
02:11Uncle,
02:12I've been having wine since 5 p.m.
02:15So I think,
02:16I'll continue with wine.
02:18What will I have?
02:19Who will I have?
02:20Keep it up.
02:23Where will you come from?
02:24You're 20 year old.
02:26To talk to someone's mother.
02:27We didn't have so much confidence.
02:29Our friends asked us
02:31and the answer used to be,
02:32No.
02:34We were like,
02:35How are you?
02:36No.
02:38So anyway,
02:39I gave them everything.
02:40Then Monica and I decided,
02:41Let's start the party.
02:42We also had a drink.
02:43So we had a drink.
02:44We had a drink.
02:45We walked into the living room.
02:46We had a good conversation.
02:47Just like we went to the living room,
02:48Dead silence.
02:50Sob chup over here.
02:52And my son,
02:54who we had a big hug
02:56He looks at me and goes,
02:59You go to sleep.
03:03You know,
03:04It was such an old feeling.
03:08And honestly,
03:09It was the winter here.
03:10So I had to wear a mask like that.
03:12I was like,
03:13I was like,
03:14I was like,
03:15I was like,
03:16You can't laugh at old people.
03:17And she was like,
03:18Yes, you can uncle.
03:19Did you not see what just happened?
03:20You walked in like a stud.
03:22I was like,
03:23I was like,
03:24I was like,
03:25And she was like,
03:26Yes, you can uncle.
03:29Did you not see what just happened?
03:32You walked in like a stud.
03:34I was like,
03:35I was like,
03:36I was like,
03:37Boss.
03:40Boss.
03:45I was hurt,
03:46I was like,
03:47And I went,
03:48I was like,
03:49Monica,
03:50I was like,
03:51I was really hurt.
03:52I was like,
03:53I opened my cupboard,
03:54I was like,
03:55I got my will.
03:56And I had also like,
03:57Monica was like,
03:58What are you doing?
03:59This is my child.
04:00I was like,
04:01One more time.
04:03She was like,
04:04You want to think.
04:07Then I couldn't sleep.
04:08Because I could hear voices,
04:09their voices were coming from the living room.
04:11I could hear them talking.
04:12What was talking?
04:13They were just laughing.
04:14I don't know what they were doing.
04:16And it was very clear, okay?
04:17All the boys were doing it.
04:18They were trying to impress the girls.
04:20That's all they were trying to do, yeah.
04:21They were just like,
04:22one was like, I'm going to play the guitar.
04:24The other one was like, I'm going to play the guitar.
04:26The other one was like, I'm going to play the guitar.
04:28The other one was like, I'm going to play the guitar and play the guitar.
04:32So I was sitting there and listening to it.
04:34At one point, one of them went to the balcony,
04:36two people, two friends, okay?
04:38And that balcony and our bedroom balcony is a common balcony, okay?
04:41So if you go to your balcony,
04:43go to your side,
04:44whatever you want to do,
04:45whatever you want to do, do it on your side.
04:46They came on my side of the balcony here.
04:48And they started talking.
04:49And one of them said,
04:50that my breakup is now.
04:51So I got interested.
04:55I was like, this is what I want to hear.
04:56So first, I was wearing a muffler.
05:00And then, honestly,
05:01I was sitting on my balcony,
05:03trying to listen into the conversation.
05:07I listened to it for 10 minutes.
05:0910 minutes.
05:10I didn't understand one word.
05:11I don't know which language they say.
05:13All I could hear was,
05:15Bro.
05:17Insane bro.
05:21Insane bro dude.
05:23Dude bro insane,
05:24Insane bro dude.
05:25Alright.
05:26Just kidding.
05:27Come on.