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00:00Chloe, it's your big day as an acorn crowd.
00:10Ditch the jacket.
00:11Don't act like you're auditioning for a nunnery.
00:13So, when are you going to start dating?
00:15I swear, 22-year-old virgin's harder to find this date than a unicorn.
00:21I'm seeing someone.
00:24Tonight's the night.
00:26I, uh, lose mine.
00:30You know, what?
00:32Who's the lucky guy?
00:33Sweetheart, I'm not yours.
00:36Jack?
00:38What the hell are you doing here?
00:40What are you talking about?
00:42She's my girlfriend.
00:43What about me?
00:44If you'd like to join us, I might still be your boyfriend.
00:51You bitch!
01:00Are you going to play hero for some plain Jane like her?
01:07Is that an avian signal?
01:09Julian Brown.
01:10Navy car.
01:11I'm so sorry.
01:13I didn't mean to.
01:14Begging won't help you.
01:16Just don't show your face around here again.
01:18Get out of here.
01:22I just hate some people getting bullied.
01:25A 22-year-old virgin this day is harder to find that in a unicorn.
01:36Are you okay?
01:37Did you have too many drinks?
01:40Do you want to kiss me?
01:42Why don't we take that show on the road?
01:56Wow.
01:57Not bad for a first time.
01:59Please, can we turn off the light?
02:11No way.
02:13This car is kind of hot.
02:22Are you ready?
02:23Are you ready?
02:29Are you a virgin?
02:38Don't expect me to go easy on you.
02:40I don't know.
02:44I don't know.
02:59Goodbye, stranger.
03:20Did they change the locks?
03:24Who are you?
03:26Who are you?
03:26This is my house?
03:29I just bought this place.
03:31What?
03:33Please get in the car.
03:35I don't even know you.
03:37Hey, let me go.
03:38She's...
03:41Center here.
03:47Yeah, and then four places here.
03:50Perfect.
03:51Mom?
03:53What's going on?
03:56I'm getting married.
03:58To who?
04:05Darling?
04:06Yes.
04:07Okay.
04:07I brought Chloe here to meet you.
04:09Hi, I'm Chloe, Jane's daughter.
04:13Roland Thomas.
04:14I'm running for mayor, as you already know.
04:16And you just got your econ degree.
04:18You ready to work for me?
04:19No one's run this by me.
04:22Oh, I'm sorry.
04:22I didn't know I needed your permission.
04:24You know, it's an honor to work for me that some people consider a dream.
04:28You should consider yourself lucky.
04:30I had plans.
04:31Oh, just relax.
04:33And you'll also be moving in with us.
04:34Your room's going to be on the second floor.
04:36I...
04:37Oh, and my son will also be moving in with us.
04:39We should be arriving any minute now.
04:41Will you make sure that he stops riding that damn motorcycle?
04:51It's seriously obnoxious.
05:00It's him.
05:01I like your new wife.
05:10Her daughter's totally my type.
05:12He wasn't like this yesterday.
05:14Liam, show some respect.
05:16Watch your mouth.
05:18Make me...
05:19So, my politician father, what do you want from me?
05:25Well, since I'm running for mayor of L.A., I thought you, my son, could be my chief bodyguard.
05:34Now, knowing that you're a retired Marine colonel, I thought you could handle that.
05:38Or do you need my status to boost your campaign?
05:44True.
05:45But I thought it would be an honor for the entire family once I become mayor.
05:49You mean your little family?
05:53One million dollars a month.
05:55What drugs are you taking with that kind of offer?
05:59Mom.
06:00Uncle.
06:01I'm out of the service now.
06:04Roland could both of you.
06:05And I swear, I'm going to make him pay.
06:08I'd like to order two bouquets for a memorial.
06:13800,000 wired to you every month on the first.
06:18Today's the first.
06:21Bitch.
06:22Set.
06:24I'm at your service, Roland Thomas.
06:27And wait till I expose you for laundering your dirty money and murdering your wife.
06:36How do you like our Cutpoint family?
06:37How did that scare you?
06:44My little sister only has three dollars on the nightstand.
06:47We can't do this here.
06:49What the hell is this?
06:56I said I wanted more black truffles in the pastas.
06:59From Northern Italy.
07:00That's where you get the truffles.
07:01Not this cheap shit.
07:02Get it out of here.
07:03Relax.
07:05You're scaring my little sister.
07:07Adorable girl.
07:08Did you ever go to the club?
07:11She never goes out.
07:12I always tell her she needs to let her hair loose.
07:14Is that so?
07:15Maybe I will take her next time.
07:17Hmm.
07:18Partying with your big brother.
07:21Please.
07:22Stop.
07:23I can't hear you.
07:24My ears are still banging from last night at the club.
07:27Chloe.
07:31What's wrong, sweetheart?
07:33Where's my room?
07:35Both your room and the lambs are upstairs on the second floor.
07:38I hope you like them.
07:39I'm going to check them out.
07:39Come on, Chloe.
07:41Go.
07:50Can't believe I slept with my sister last night.
07:54What are you doing?
07:55They're all downstairs.
07:56As you can see, I'm not really scared of them.
07:58There's only one wall between us.
08:00It's much easier.
08:01We're finding a hotel, right?
08:05Liam.
08:05Chloe.
08:06Did you find your room's okay?
08:08Stop.
08:09Yesterday, you were the one making the moose.
08:11What happened?
08:12I don't want my mom to find out.
08:15Chloe?
08:16Chloe?
08:17I'd better be alive.
08:19What do you want me to do?
08:21Please me.
08:22Hello?
08:23Honey?
08:25You guys all right?
08:27I don't know.
08:37You like your room?
08:39Thanks, Jane.
08:40Yeah.
08:40Um, the whole marine vibe is...
08:43Something's invaluable.
08:47You better hold on to it.
08:52Thanks.
08:53Wait.
08:55You're telling me you hooked up with your stepbrother?
08:59Oh my gosh, I gotta write this down.
09:02This is some good soap opera.
09:04Yeah.
09:05Sure did.
09:06I'm working on a novel and imagine the twist at one night's stand with your stepbrother.
09:12Yeah, it's a bestseller waiting to happen.
09:15Please don't do this.
09:17You've got the hats for him, don't you?
09:19Why do you say that?
09:20He's starting to doll up.
09:22Psychologically speaking, it means you've got a crush on him.
09:25Maybe.
09:26Okay.
09:27You're a hat over heels for your stepbrother.
09:30No, I'm not.
09:35Liam!
09:40Hello, sister.
09:42I thought I heard you calling for me.
09:48Listen, we need to forget about that night.
09:51We're siblings now.
09:52Oh, come on, Chloe.
09:55Doesn't the whole sibling thing make it even more exciting?
10:00It was just a flame.
10:03But to me, I can't get your scent out of my head.
10:09And I'm also dying to get to know you better.
10:12Can we just keep our distance at home?
10:15Sure.
10:16You are not exactly pushing me away.
10:20You know that?
10:21I mean, why hide what you want from those people?
10:25I just don't want to freak out my mom.
10:29I'm going to make you accept me.
10:30Mm-hmm.
10:40Why the hell are the lights off?
10:43Did the burglar break in?
10:46Hey, it's me, Liam.
11:09Why are you bathing in the dark?
11:11None of your beeswax.
11:13Get the fuck out of my bathroom.
11:17Get out!
11:21Are you scared?
11:25Watch out!
11:32You really shouldn't be in here.
11:34You can't resist me, can you?
11:50At least, let me put on some clothes before we have this conversation.