Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 5 Episode 2 Real Me
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00:00that's what dracula called it and he was right he understood my power better than i do
00:10he saw darkness in it i need to know more about where i come from about the other slayers
00:24i need you to be my watcher again damn it you know what i'm sick of this crap i'm sick of being the guy
00:34who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis as of this moment it's over i'm finished being
00:42everybody's butt monkey what are you doing here
00:48buffy if you're going out why don't you take your sister
00:57mom
01:00there is nothing but you
01:06you are the center
01:12and within you there is the core of your being
01:20of what you are
01:24find it
01:28breathe into it
01:33focus inward
01:40let the world fall away
01:45fall away
01:49fall away
01:57too
02:37Can we go now?
03:07Can we go now?
03:37Can we go now?
04:07Can we go now?
04:11Nobody knows who I am.
04:14Not the real me.
04:16It's like nobody cares enough to find out.
04:20I mean, does anyone ever ask me what I want to do with my life?
04:24Or what my opinion is on stuff?
04:27Or what restaurant to order in from?
04:29No.
04:31Underline.
04:32Exclamation point.
04:35Exclamation point.
04:36Exclamation point.
04:37No one understands.
04:41No one has an older sister who's a slayer.
04:52People wouldn't be so crazy about her if they had to live in the same house with her every single day.
04:57Everybody cares what she thinks.
05:01Just because she can do backflips and stuff.
05:05Like that's such a crucial job skill in the real world.
05:08Plus mom lets her get away with everything.
05:13Your sister is saving the world.
05:16I could so save the world if somebody handed me superpowers.
05:20But I think of a cool name and wear a mask to protect my loved ones.
05:26Which Buffy doesn't even.
05:30If this town wasn't so lame, everyone would completely know what she does.
05:35And then I bet they wouldn't even be that impressed.
05:37Because like, killing things with wood?
05:40Oh, scary vampires.
05:43They die from a splinter.
05:51So Buffy, what are your plans today?
05:57Oh, actually Giles and I are going to go to the magic shop for supplies for my new and improved training sessions.
06:03Well, that's great.
06:04Oh, yeah.
06:05I'm actually...
06:06You really take Dawn shopping for her back to school supplies.
06:10What?
06:11Mom, I thought you were taking me.
06:14Well, honey, I've got the grand showing tonight.
06:16And there's so much to do to get the gallery ready.
06:20No, but see, mom.
06:22That doesn't really work for me.
06:24We're just going to the magic shop.
06:26No school supplies there.
06:27Yeah, mom, I'm not going to Hogwarts.
06:31Oh.
06:34Jeez, crack a book sometime.
06:35Look, I'm sure Giles doesn't mind dropping you and your sister off at the mall afterward.
06:41Actually, he does mind.
06:44This is supposed to be quality watcher slayer time.
06:47I told you she completely ruined my training yesterday.
06:50Did not?
06:52Oh, you know you did too.
06:54Buffy, I realize the importance of your new slayer thing, but I could really use your help.
07:06Good morning, Miss Summers.
07:09You look great.
07:10Oh, thank you, Riley.
07:14Suck up.
07:16What?
07:17It's a nice outfit.
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:19Besides, I'm here to violate your firstborn.
07:22It never goes over with parents.
07:24I'm not sure why.
07:25Mm-hmm.
07:27Riley, my sister's boyfriend, is so into her.
07:31They're always kissing.
07:33And groping.
07:35I bet they've had sex.
07:40Hey, kid.
07:42Not a kid.
07:43Well, this is a surprise of the nicest kind.
07:49Now it's my turn to be surprised.
07:52Thought we had plans today.
07:55Plans?
07:56We planned plans?
07:59Well, you said, uh, come over tomorrow and we'll hang.
08:03And then I said, okay.
08:05Not the invasion of Normandy, but still a plan.
08:09Right.
08:10We're not hanging today, are we?
08:14Giles is on his way to pick me up.
08:16Oh, Slayer training.
08:18Slayer shopping, actually, but equally as important.
08:22I've no doubt.
08:24Okay, we'll hook up later.
08:26Are you mad at me?
08:27Oh, not at all.
08:28I'm plotting your death, but in a happy way.
08:32Good.
08:33Look, Buffy, I know what this means to you.
08:37I think it's great that you've got this new mission.
08:39I'll see you tonight.
08:42Bye.
08:44See you, kid.
08:46I'm not a kid.
08:52I sympathize with you, Buffy.
08:53I truly do.
08:54But I'm certain that Riley understands better than anyone else the importance of training.
08:58You can't allow personal concerns to distract you from your...
09:03Dawn, will you stop fiddling with the radio and sit down?
09:09I don't think Buffy's watcher likes me too much.
09:12I think it's because he's just so old.
09:19I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word newfangled one time.
09:24So he's got to be pretty far gone.
09:26There's a lot of books on this list.
09:34Any of them come on tape?
09:36You know, read by George Clooney or someone cute like that?
09:39You're entering a new realm here, Buffy.
09:41One for which I myself am not entirely prepared.
09:44Are you ready for this commitment?
09:46I'm just kidding.
09:48Okay, this Betty's ready.
09:49Color me committed.
09:52Blast!
09:52Put it in neutral again, huh?
09:56I'm just not used to the automatic transmission I...
10:00I load this just sitting here, not contributing.
10:04No, no, no, no.
10:05It's not working out.
10:06Giles, are you breaking up with your car?
10:09Well, it did seduce me.
10:11All red and sporty.
10:12Little two-door tramp.
10:16I don't know.
10:16I'm just...
10:18I was so at a loose end that I...
10:20I found myself searching for some way of feeling more...
10:26Shallow?
10:29Perhaps as I am to act as your watcher again,
10:32a modicum of respect might be in order.
10:35Do I have to?
10:37I'm serious, Buffy.
10:39There's going to be far less time for the sort of flighty, frivolous...
10:44Hey, there's the Lumontera.
10:46Oh, I haven't seen my new car.
10:48Hey, Giles.
10:54Sharp wheels.
10:55The rest of the car is nice, too.
10:58Handles like a dream.
10:59Where are you guys heading?
11:01Magic shop.
11:02Have some charms on that corner.
11:05Willow, hi.
11:06Hey, Donnie.
11:09How's my favorite chess partner?
11:11Still leading with your knight?
11:12Willow's the awesomest person.
11:16She's the only one I know who likes school as much as me.
11:19Even her friends are cool.
11:22Hey, Don.
11:23Like Tara.
11:25She and Willow are both witches.
11:27They do spells and stuff which is so much cooler than slaying.
11:31I told Mom one time I wish they'd teach me some of the things they do together.
11:35And then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs.
11:39Huh.
11:41I guess her generation isn't cool with witchcraft.
11:44So, Giles and I worked up a whole schedule around school.
11:50A block of time every day to just focus on my new Slayer training.
11:54That's a work ethic.
11:56Buffy, you're developing a work ethic.
11:59Oh, no.
12:00Do they make an ointment for that?
12:02People gotta respect a solid work ethic.
12:05Look at you.
12:07Motivated Buffy.
12:09Eager to soak up learning.
12:11Oh, you and I are gonna have so much fun this semester.
12:15Yeah, that reminds me.
12:16With the whole new training schedule, I kinda had to drop the class.
12:20That's understandable.
12:22Your Slayer studies are way more important.
12:25So, I won't be taking drama with you.
12:28What?
12:29You have to.
12:30You promised.
12:30Well, I know, but Giles said that it just was...
12:33The hell with Giles.
12:35I can hear you, Willow.
12:36Drama is just Tuesday and Thursday afternoons.
12:40You can blow off training Tuesday and Thursday afternoons, can't you?
12:43What happened if people gotta respect a work ethic?
12:46Other people, not me.
12:48There's the whole best friend loophole.
12:51Shop's kinda dark.
12:52Maybe it's closed.
12:54That's odd.
12:55Well, I think odd just got up to bad.
13:21Hello?
13:24Anyone here?
13:26Mr. Bogarty?
13:30The owner.
13:32I come in here a lot.
13:37Well, maybe this happened really late at night when nobody was...
13:43Will?
13:45I'm fine.
13:48I...
13:48I just tripped over...
13:51Mr. Bogarty.
13:54What...
13:55What is it?
13:55Is he okay?
13:56Nothing.
13:57You need to see...
13:57Don, go wait outside.
13:59I don't wanna wait outside.
14:00Don!
14:01Ow!
14:01That hurts!
14:03You're hurting me.
14:05I'm telling you.
14:06I don't have time for this one.
14:07Just do like I say and wait.
14:09Here.
14:10Here.
14:10What are you doing?
14:33What are you doing here?
14:35Can't loiter.
14:37There's no loitering.
14:38That's why I'm a cat.
14:42Quiet.
14:44See, cats in the cupboard, but they find you there anyway.
14:48And it hurts.
14:52Please make us stop.
14:55Shut up.
14:56Shut up.
14:56I hear you.
14:57Shh.
15:02I know you.
15:05Hurts and wait.
15:08I know what you are.
15:12You don't belong, Sharon.
15:27Don?
15:32Don?
15:33Don, are you okay?
15:47Is...
15:47Is that guy dead in there?
15:56Yeah.
15:56Yeah.
15:56Yeah.
16:03They're going to be a little while longer doing the detective thing.
16:12Best known Scoobies like you and me stay out of their way.
16:15Do you want a thumb whistle?
16:31Do you want a thumb whistle?
16:33Okay.
16:33Judging by the bite fast, I'd say it was more than one vampire.
16:46Well, I'd make it a fool at least.
16:49Looks like someone's put together a new fang club.
16:52Well, I've cross-checked the inventory list, and things are definitely missing.
16:56Mostly books.
16:57Including a treatise on the mythology and methodology of the vampire slave.
17:05Oh, shoot.
17:06Was that the only copy?
17:07Come on, Buffy.
17:08This could be very serious.
17:10Who was leading this pack of vampires appears to be interested in learning more about you.
17:16Perhaps searching for weaknesses or...
17:18Well, I had no idea the profit margins on a shop like this was so high.
17:29Look at this.
17:31Look, overhead, out-of-state orders.
17:34International.
17:35What?
17:37It's no wonder there's never any trouble attracting new owners.
17:41A place like this is a virtual...
17:43Death trap.
17:44What?
17:45Well, yes, there is that, but...
17:47Still...
17:50Location, you know, pedestrian traffic.
17:54So, what's the next step?
17:57Buffy, you should begin looking for the lair straight away.
18:02I'll get Riley to help me patrol.
18:04Wait, are you forgetting something?
18:06Impressive square footage.
18:08You're on dawn duty.
18:11Oh, duty.
18:13I dropped my sister back at home.
18:15My mother's gonna kill me.
18:20I bet the death rate keeps the rent down.
18:24Oh, hello.
18:27Something's been taken from this case.
18:28Look here.
18:30What'd they take?
18:31I was thinking an item of value or power.
18:35Possibly even...
18:36A unicorn.
18:38Ten-inch ceramic unicorn imported from Thailand.
18:41Was it valuable?
18:44West price?
18:45$12.95.
18:47Which begs the question, what kind of an unholy creature fancies cheap, tasteless statuary?
18:53Okay, bye.
18:56First of all, I want to thank everybody for a really successful raid on the magic shop last night.
19:03Good job, minions!
19:06Yes, you deserve it.
19:09Secondly, somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest little unicorn.
19:16What?
19:19What?
19:21Brad.
19:22Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in the 10th grade.
19:27I had to get her something.
19:29She sired me.
19:31Sire whip.
19:32Anyway, the books you guys brought me to help with the plan?
19:36Well, I've been skimming through the book jackets all morning, and let me tell you, there's some pretty useful stuff in there.
19:43So, yes.
19:47Sorry, I forgot your name.
19:49Cyrus.
19:50Cyrus.
19:51Right, Peaches' friend.
19:53What's your question?
19:55Uh, when are we gonna do it?
19:58Ew.
19:58That's rude.
20:00I barely know you.
20:02And you're a minion.
20:05It means the plan.
20:07When are we gonna do the plan?
20:09Oh.
20:11The plan.
20:13Uh, well, first, let me tell you, I'm really psyched about it, and I hope the rest of you guys...
20:17When?
20:18Tonight!
20:18Tonight!
20:23We kill the Slayer...
20:26tonight.
20:27Yeah.
20:28So, not only didn't you take your sister shopping for school supplies, you brought her to a murder scene.
20:41No, I didn't bring her to it.
20:43It just sort of came upon us.
20:46It's not like she saw the body or anything.
20:49Oh, well, that makes it all right then, doesn't it?
20:53No, that is not what I meant.
20:54I asked one favor of you, Buffy, to look after your sister, and now you want to unload her so you and Riley can go out.
21:05To patrol.
21:06I'm working.
21:07It's not like I want to go to the sock hop.
21:09I have to be at the pre-show reception in half an hour.
21:13Who's gonna watch Dawn?
21:15I don't need anyone to watch me.
21:17Yes, you do.
21:20Wait.
21:21So what you're saying is if I can get an acceptable babysitter here before you leave, I can go patrol.
21:26Babysitter?
21:27I'm 14.
21:28I'm old enough to be a babysitter.
21:31And who are you going to get on such short notice?
21:35I can take care of myself.
21:38Xander.
21:40Xander?
21:45Okay.
21:53Dawn patrol.
21:54Hey.
21:55Check this out.
21:57They put cheese on round bread.
21:59It's gonna be big.
22:01Xander is so much cuter than anyone.
22:04And smarter, too.
22:05He totally skipped college and got a job working construction.
22:09Which is so kind of deep, you know?
22:13He builds things.
22:14And he's brave, too.
22:16Just last week, he went undercover to stop that Dracula guy.
22:21Have fun.
22:23Not too much fun, though.
22:24Dawn?
22:24Dawn, be good.
22:28Oh, we will.
22:29We're just gonna play with matches, roll with scissors, and take candy from some guy.
22:35I don't know his name.
22:38Xander treats everyone like an equal.
22:40He doesn't look down on people.
22:42Hello there, little girl.
22:45Even when he should.
22:47We are gonna have fun, fun, fun.
22:50Look.
22:51I've got Monopoly, Clue, and ooh, the game of life.
22:55That sounds good.
22:57Poor Dawn.
22:59She was pretty shaken up.
23:03Well, sure.
23:04Bloody death and stuff.
23:06She'll be okay.
23:08It's just, I think it's tough for her, not being able to, allowed to, you know, help.
23:20Help?
23:21Out.
23:22You.
23:23You guys.
23:24The Slayer Circle.
23:25Well, Buffy doesn't really need...
23:28And I think Dawn's a little young.
23:32I know.
23:33You're right.
23:34It's just hard.
23:36That outsider feeling?
23:38Tara, you're not an outsider.
23:47Well, yeah.
23:49Kind of am.
23:51No.
23:52No, you're not.
23:56Willow, it's okay.
23:58Where does this go?
23:59Is somebody making you feel uncomfortable?
24:03Is it Xander?
24:03It's Xander, isn't it?
24:05Xander's a sweetie.
24:06It's Giles.
24:08It's because he's British and doesn't understand about stuff.
24:13It's no one.
24:14You guys all just have this really tight bond.
24:17It's hard to break into that.
24:18And I'm not even sure I want to.
24:24I'm sure.
24:27You're completely one of the gang now.
24:30Everyone accepts that.
24:33You're one of the good guys.
24:36Maybe I can talk to the rest of the group and we can do something.
24:42Some kind of Scooby initiation.
24:45Oh, maybe we can wear some kind of special ring that identifies us as members.
24:52I don't think so.
24:53But maybe something like that would be nice for Dawn.
24:58Don't worry about her sometimes.
25:01You don't have to.
25:03She's got big sister Buffy happily looking out for her.
25:07So then my mom goes off on me about how I'm supposed to watch out for Dawn and make sure that she's shielded from stuff that might upset her.
25:14Like dead shopkeepers.
25:16She didn't see him.
25:19A foot, maybe.
25:20A dead foot.
25:21Which is bad, okay.
25:23But, hello, I see dead stuff all the time.
25:26And you don't see mom shielding me.
25:28So, you want your mother to give you space to be a slayer and shield you from it at the same time.
25:35Thank you, logic boy.
25:37Did I mention this is a rant?
25:39Sans really has no place in it.
25:40I'm getting that.
25:43What's the deal, Buffy?
25:44You seem really...
25:48Oh.
25:50Trash can.
25:51From a distance it looked kind of...
25:54Tense.
25:55No.
25:58I was gonna say round, squat, shadowy.
26:02Uh-uh.
26:03Back to what I was saying before we were rudely attacked by nothing.
26:07You seem really tense.
26:10Yeah.
26:11There's a new vampire gang in town.
26:15I mean domestically tense.
26:18You're on Dawn's case a lot.
26:21I guess.
26:23It's just...
26:25I don't know.
26:28I know it's always been this way.
26:31She's the baby.
26:33But for some reason lately, it's just really getting to me.
26:38She's always around.
26:41Oh, yeah.
26:42You're like her idol, Buffy.
26:44Her idol?
26:45I don't think so, unless you like to spill things on your idols' new leather pants and...
26:51You know what I mean.
26:52You have superpowers.
26:54You have superpowers.
26:55You have superpowers.
26:55And college.
26:57A studly yet sensitive boyfriend.
27:00And a pesky life-or-death job that I can't quit or even take a break from.
27:05She doesn't get the sacrifices.
27:08She's a kid.
27:09And that's what bugs.
27:12She gets to be a kid.
27:14And she acts like it's the biggest burden in the world.
27:19Sometimes I would like to just curl up in Mom's lap and not worry about the fate of the world.
27:24I'd like to be the one who's protected, who's waited on.
27:29Hand and foot, getting her own way.
27:32Always the favorite.
27:34You nut.
27:35Your mom loves you both equally.
27:37But if I'm wrong, I find money usually helps tip the scale.
27:42Some choice at $10 or $20 once in a while.
27:45Then we'll see who's the favorite.
27:47He says I'm like a kid's sister.
27:49Here come the judge.
27:51But sometimes, when he looks at me, I feel like he sees me as I am.
27:58As a woman.
28:01Crap.
28:02Look at this.
28:04Now I'm burdened with a husband and several tiny pink children.
28:07More cash than I can reasonably manage.
28:11That means you're winning.
28:15Really?
28:16Yes.
28:17Cash equals good.
28:19Oh.
28:19I'm so pleased.
28:22Can I trade in the children for more cash?
28:41Slayer.
28:43Come out and die.
28:44I'm waiting for you, Buffy.
28:47I know you're in there.
29:04What do you mean she's not in there?
29:07She has to be.
29:09I'm calling her out.
29:10Then I bet she'll be real sorry she missed your call.
29:15Afraid you and your buddies are going to have to come back and be killed by Buffy later.
29:19They're not my buddies.
29:21They're my minions.
29:24They're what now?
29:26Minions.
29:27You know, lackeys.
29:30They work for me.
29:31What's so funny?
29:40Nothing.
29:41What could be funny?
29:42Just look out.
29:43It's a terrifying harmony gang.
29:45Ooh.
29:46Stop laughing.
29:47I just, I just can't picture anyone pathetic enough to be following.
29:58Is that Brad Connick?
30:00Huh?
30:02Hey, Brad, who'd have thought when you're beating up kids in gym class, you'd end up Harmony's lapdog?
30:07Screw you, Harris.
30:08You should know all about being somebody's lapdog.
30:14I hear you were a good little puppy for Dracula.
30:17You heard wrong.
30:20Don't feel bad.
30:22I hear that mind control thing he does works really well on weak, fruity cat losers.
30:28You didn't stand a chance.
30:30Shut up!
30:32Don, I'm handling this.
30:37Shut up, Harmony!
30:38Make me.
30:40I'm afraid I don't feel like getting into another hair-pulling contest with you.
30:44You're the hair-puller, you big girl.
30:47Oh, yeah?
30:48Come inside and say that.
30:50Xander will kick you.
30:50Don, no!
30:51Don't know!
30:55Oh!
30:56Don't be real!
31:08Eva, take some months for what?
31:19Not such a push-over anymore, am I?
31:22Slayer's house and I know what is lying around.
31:27I've been working out, learning some new tricks, honing my instincts.
31:34This isn't over, Xander!
31:42I'll be back!
31:44And we'll be ready for you.
31:46Stakes, crosses, the hole in July.
31:50Buffy is not going to be happy about this.
31:55Harmony.
31:56Harmony.
31:57Harmony.
31:58Harmony has minions.
31:59Yeah, that was pretty much my reaction.
32:00I'm sorry.
32:01I'm sorry.
32:02I'm sorry.
32:03It's just...
32:04Harmony has minions.
32:05Harmony has minions.
32:06Yeah, that was pretty much my reaction.
32:08Harmony has minions.
32:09Yeah, that was pretty much my reaction.
32:10I'm sorry.
32:11I'm sorry.
32:12It's just...
32:13Harmony has minions.
32:14Harmony has minions.
32:15Harmony has minions.
32:16Harmony has minions.
32:17Harmony has minions.
32:18And ruffles have ridges.
32:20Buffy, there's actually a more serious side to all this.
32:24I sure hope so, cause I'm having trouble breathing.
32:29What is it?
32:30Well, she did come here to talk about this.
32:33Well, she did come here to kill you.
32:36I mean, come on.
32:39They have killed ones that we know of.
32:41She could be a threat to you.
32:43Especially now that she can enter your house anytime she wants to.
32:46What?
32:51Uh, yeah.
32:56Actually, she, Harmony, kind of happened to sort of get an invite.
33:02You guys can't invite her in.
33:07I mean, only someone who lives here can...
33:15Where is she?
33:17In her room.
33:19Look, I think she's still pretty freaked out.
33:22Dawn!
33:23Buff, it was an accident.
33:24She didn't mean it.
33:25Well, that just makes it okay then, doesn't it?
33:28No, but believe me, nobody feels worse than her right now.
33:33What a total disaster.
33:36My first plan.
33:37I so wanted it to go well.
33:39Plus, I didn't even get to kill stupid Xander Harris.
33:42God, that was so embarrassing.
33:45Well, go back later.
33:46No!
33:47It's no good.
33:48Buffy's gonna expect us now.
33:50The whole surprise is blown.
33:52Who are you growling at?
33:54Not me, my stomach.
33:55If I don't eat somebody soon, I'll get dizzy.
33:58Let's go back to the lair.
34:00That census taker may not be empty yet.
34:02Not me.
34:03This night is young, and I want some action.
34:11Happy to oblige.
34:12You know, I thought it was gonna be a slow night.
34:16Step on up, kiddies.
34:18Thrashings for all.
34:20Stop!
34:21Well.
34:27Aloha.
34:29Spikey.
34:31I mean, Spike.
34:34Long time.
34:36You look good.
34:38I feel good.
34:41I remember.
34:45How have you been?
34:47Not bad.
34:48I just got a brand new telly in my crypt, so...
34:53Why are you talking to him?
34:55It's okay.
34:56We used to go steady.
34:59Spike, Mork, Mork, this is...
35:01I know who he is.
35:03He kills our kind.
35:05Oh, yeah.
35:07What's up with that?
35:09Love's gotta have a hobby, don't he?
35:11Piss off, Mork.
35:13Mork, just give us...
35:15A couple minutes, okay?
35:21He's really testy.
35:23Some of us are thinking I'm voting him out of the gang.
35:27Gang?
35:29Oh, yeah.
35:31I've got my own gang now.
35:34Is that what those circus freaks are?
35:37Uh-huh.
35:38I mean...
35:40Shut up.
35:42We're gonna kill the Slayer.
35:45Singing my song now, are you?
35:47You should pay me royalties for that one.
35:50Or at least get your own tune.
35:52I'm not gonna make the same mistakes you did.
35:55I've been doing my homework, reading books and stuff.
35:58What, evil for dummies?
36:01I mean, look at you.
36:02All puffed up and mighty.
36:05Thinking you're the new big bad.
36:08It's, uh...
36:11Well, let's face it.
36:13It's adorable.
36:15You just can't stand the fact that I'm my own person now.
36:19There comes a time in every woman's life when she realizes she needs to take the next step.
36:26I've taken it.
36:28I've found the real me.
36:31And I like her.
36:34Hope you'll be very happy together.
36:38In the meantime, save Slayer slaying for the professionals.
36:43You'll see.
36:45Buffy will be dead by sunrise.
36:47I've got a plan.
36:49Let me guess.
36:51Snatch one of her friends, use them as bait, lead her into a trap.
36:55That sort of thing?
36:57No.
36:59Much, much better one.
37:02I'm not gonna tell you.
37:05Thought as much.
37:08Best of luck.
37:10Let me know how this arch-villain thing works out for you.
37:13I'll do that.
37:14And after Buffy's gone, I'm gonna kill everybody in this town that was ever mean to me. Spike!
37:30Guys, new plan.
37:31New plan.
37:36That's a lot of weapons for somebody you weren't sweating 20 minutes ago.
37:40Well, that was before Dawn gave Harmony a backstage pass to kill Saul in our sleep.
37:45Buff, I left war with Willow.
37:46She'll come do a return engagement of her un-invitation spell.
37:50She probably still has the stuff from last week.
37:52And bang, boom.
37:53You're back in the Fortress of Solitude.
37:55All better.
37:57No. Not all better.
37:59I mean, it's not like Dawn hasn't grown up in this house knowing all the rules.
38:03Especially the biggie.
38:05Numero 1-0.
38:07Do not invite blood-sucking dead people into our home.
38:10I mean, please, I would never have Harmony over her even when she was alive.
38:17People slip, Buffy.
38:19Your mom did.
38:21She invited in the mask.
38:23Dracula.
38:25In for coffee.
38:26Well, that was different.
38:30I mean, she...
38:33He would...
38:37She was lonely.
38:39And she didn't know he was a vampire.
38:42The vampire.
38:44Meanwhile, Dawn knew exactly what Harmony was when she rolled out the welcome mat for her.
38:49She's just a kid.
38:51You know, will everybody please stop saying that?
38:54I was just a kid when I met my first vampire, but somehow I still managed to remember the rules.
39:00You had to. It was your job.
39:02No. No, it was common sense.
39:05But nobody expects even that much from Dawn, do they?
39:09No. She has to be protected and coddled from the big bad world.
39:13Well, you know what?
39:14We are doing nothing but turning her into a little idiot who is going to get us all killed.
39:18She just has to be more careful.
39:34I can't be there to protect her 24 hours a day.
39:38I just can't.
39:49Hey! Don't!
39:54Dawn!
39:55What do you think you're doing?
40:03Leave me alone.
40:05I will. I'll let you come back inside the house.
40:08Let go of me!
40:10No, it's not safe out here.
40:12You got that right.
40:13You got that right.
40:35Anya!
40:43Vampires took her.
40:44Vampires took her.
40:46Vampires took her.
40:49This young one looks bad.
40:51We better get her to a hospital.
40:53They took her.
40:55Easy then.
40:56Shh, shh, shh.
40:58Dawn.
41:00Dawn?
41:02Well, what about Dawn?
41:04She ran out.
41:06They took her.
41:08Vampires.
41:09Oh, God.
41:11Oh, God.
41:13Oh, God.
41:15Take care, Vanya.
41:17Buffy.
41:20All right.
41:22Once again, nice work, Minionators.
41:25I'm really, really proud of you guys.
41:29Ah, Mort.
41:31I trust you made our guests comfortable?
41:35You told me to chain her to a wall.
41:38Yeah, I know.
41:40I'm being, you know, sarcastic or whatever.
41:45Anyway, I'm feeling really good about this new plan, people.
41:51I think it's a winner.
41:53When do we eat the girl?
41:55We don't.
41:57Not yet.
41:59Why not?
42:01Because that's not the plan.
42:02Do I have to go over the plan again?
42:07We use the sister as bait.
42:10We send Buffy a note.
42:12More notes?
42:16We send Buffy a note telling her that if she wants to see her sister again, she has to come alone to a place we choose.
42:25She comes, we jump her, we kill her.
42:28So it doesn't really matter for actually holding the slayer sister.
42:33Just as long as she thinks we are, she'll walk into the trap.
42:38I guess.
42:40So it won't make any difference if we eat the girl now.
42:43We're not eating the girl.
42:46Why not?
42:47Because that's not the plan.
42:50Because that's not the plan.
42:51Oh, Lex.
43:05You don't have to pinch me with those satellite dishes.
43:07Well, speaking of dishes, what do I owe this unpleasantness?
43:14Ow! Bloody hell!
43:16I don't have time for banter, Spike.
43:19Where's Harmony's lair?
43:20Haven't seen her in months.
43:22How should I know?
43:24Where is she?
43:25At least lay off the nose.
43:29Okay, okay.
43:31Used to have a cave in the north woods.
43:34About 40 meters past the overpass construction site.
43:38Ow!
43:40I was telling you the truth!
43:43I know.
43:44I know.
43:50They don't respect me.
43:52They pretend they do, but deep down they think I'm nothing.
43:56I mean, I'm the one who put this group together.
44:00Me.
44:01But they treat me like I don't even matter.
44:04Do you have any idea what that feels like?
44:09A little.
44:10They have no idea how much pressure I'm under.
44:14I have to make all the hard decisions.
44:17And it's hard.
44:23Excuse me.
44:25I didn't hear anybody knock.
44:27We've been talking it over.
44:29And we decided we don't like this plan.
44:32Except for Brad.
44:34He abstained.
44:36Oh, really?
44:37You have a plan you like better?
44:38We're gonna feed on the girl.
44:41And kill you.
44:43Maybe not in that order.
44:47I don't think I like your attitude, Mort.
44:53Kill him for me.
44:54All right.
44:57You're all on my list.
44:59This isn't fair.
45:01Okay, so things haven't been perfect.
45:04I just need a little more time to grow into my leadership role.
45:08Time's up.
45:10Oh.
45:14Touch me and my sister is gonna kill you.
45:15leadership role
45:27touch me and my sister's gonna kill you
45:45can't say she didn't warn him and you didn't like the play
45:52dawn close your eyes so slayer at last we meet
45:58we've met harmony you halfwit
46:02i'm the halfwit um excuse me but look who's fallen into my
46:08trap harmony when you tried to be head cheerleader
46:25you were bad when you tried to cheer the homecoming committee
46:28you were really bad but when you try to be bad
46:33you suck
46:35buffy watch out
46:38oh good shot morty i think you got her on the
46:45oh
46:46oh
46:51oh
46:52oh
46:59oh
47:03oh
47:06oh
47:11oh
47:15oh
47:18no
47:22oh
47:25oh
47:27oh
47:28oh
47:29oh
47:30oh
47:34oh
47:35oh
47:36Oh, my God.
48:06You are going to be in so much trouble when we get home.
48:11Yeah, well, I'm telling Mom you slayed in front of me.
48:15Fine.
48:16I'll just tell her that you ran out of the house in the middle of the night.
48:19That you got on your hurt.
48:22Invited a vampire in.
48:24Got napped.
48:36Sorry it ran so late.
48:41Everything, uh, go okay?
48:45Yeah.
48:47Yeah, you know.
48:48I got the vamps and we watched some TV.
48:51Well, I know at least one of us who's supposed to be in bed by now.
49:02Good night.
49:02So, how was the exhibit?
49:09Oh, it was fantastic.
49:11Buffy probably would have gotten in way more trouble than me anyway.
49:13But I guess it was pretty okay for her not to say anything to Mom.
49:20Anya's going to be okay, and Xander wasn't mad at me.
49:24So, stuff mostly worked out.
49:26Childs, are you sure about this?
49:29Why wouldn't I be?
49:31Well, aside from the fact that most magic shop owners in Sunnydale have the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer.
49:38And have you ever run the store before?
49:40I was a librarian for years.
49:42This is exactly the same, except people pay for the things in over-return.
49:46That'll give me focus.
49:48I've increased my resources.
49:50And it'll prevent you lot from trampling all over my flat at all hours.
49:54There may even be some space for you to train in the back.
49:58Boy, you've really thought this through.
50:00How bored were you last year?
50:04I watched Passions with Spike, but it's never speak of it.
50:16Don't break anything.
50:24Just don't touch anything.
50:27Not that Buffy's really changed at all, like she ever would.
50:34What you're doing right now?
50:36Not moving?
50:37Good.
50:38Keep doing that.
50:39She still thinks I'm a little Miss Nobody.
50:48Just her dumb little sister.
50:52Boy, is she in for a surprise.
50:55She still thinks I'm a little Miss Nobody.
50:57She still thinks I'm a little Miss Nobody.
50:58She still thinks I'm a little Miss Nobody.
50:59She still thinks I'm a little Miss nobody.
51:00She still thinks I'm a little Miss nobody.
51:01She still thinks I'm a little Miss nobody.
51:02She still thinks I'm a little Miss nobody.
51:03She still thinks I'm a little Miss nobody.
51:04She still thinks I'm a little Miss nobody.
51:05She still thinks I'm a little Miss nobody.
51:06She still thinks I'm a little Miss nobody.
51:07She still thinks I'm a little Miss nobody.
51:08She still thinks I'm a little Miss nobody.
51:09She still thinks I'm a little Miss nobody.
51:10She still thinks I'm a little Miss nobody.
51:11She still thinks I'm a little Miss nobody.
51:12She still thinks I'm a little Miss nobody.
51:13She still thinks I'm a little Miss nobody.
51:44Grrr.
51:45Arrgh.